/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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That feel when 「逆引きできないホストからの書き込みは禁止されています」.

That feel when everyone hates, abuses and sexualizes your favorite Touhou.

That feel when sitting down and you can feel the sticky shit around your asshole pulling your buttocks together by their hairs.

That feel when you're reading through the archives and find a post from three years ago and think, "Hey I agree with this guy-WAIT HOLY SHIT THAT WAS ME!" and realize just how much time you've wasted here.

That feel when you're mum does a hella epic fart just outside your room and she leaves and then you inhale the loud smell and masturbate.

That feel when Christmas morning and before you spoke to your family, opened your presents, or ate breakfast, you came and checked /jp/.

That feel when your parents enter your room and you don't want them to know you're on /jp/ so you tab INTO porn.

That feel when half of /jp/ got fanny flustered that I used the "that feel" meme.

That feel when you've been on /jp/ (mostly lurking) for years and don't even care about otaku culture.

Also, this is my first shitpost. How am I doing?