/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

>>8891970
Wasup anime Frankenstein...?

W-Well... Why not?

[spoiler]I make use of USAIP constantly while surfing the web...

It makes me feel more American...
[spoiler]Lol, j/k... BRASIL FORTE[/spoiler]</spoiler>

You know what terrifies me? Interviews. Interviews are absolutely horrible.
They always ask questions like "Why don't you tell me about yourself", how on earth do you answer a question like that? Another one is "Can you give me an example of good customer service?"
At interviews I start sweating really bad and my stomach goes all fizzy. I once shook the hand of a potential employer and my hand was really sweaty, pouring with sweat, the man gave me this look like I just jizzed in his coffee.

You will never be a Yuru Yuri ;_;

>>8366504
You are not into that sort of stuff?

What's the worst job you ever had?
Oh right, wrong board. Never mind.

My benefits got changed last week, apparently I ave to work 30 hours a week for £2 p/h which is 1/3 of the minimum p/h wage.
Slave labor man, slave labor.
Joke's on them though, I refused to give my consent for them to pass on my details which is within my rights.
I pretty much put the brakes on that scheme dudes.

Got guilt tripped into doing some manual labor with my cousin next week, not looking forward to it.
Apparently it's just carry brick sand stuff from A-B on a building site.

>On the toilet
>Having a shit
>Don't realise there's no toilet paper
>Have to go downstairs with shit inbetween your legs
>It rubs against your thighs, balls, pubic hair and asshole
>drops out on the the bottom of the stairs while your pants are round your ankles
>bend over to pick it up
>Mother walks through the front door
>she looks at you and then walks back out
>have to avoid her for like a month afterwards

My eyes hurt like fuck and my focusing is all out of whack when I look at computer monitors now, does this mean I need glasses?