/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Homus don't shower. They just go back in time to when they were less dirty.

>mfw americans yell "Bis!" after the end of a movie.

>>8769870
I will beat the HELL out of you anime Frankenstein

Let's hijack this neo-janitor's ass /jp/.

Let's bring the good old days back.

>>8726818
Actually... There was this retarded as HELL kid in middleschool who'd shout "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER" like in that greentext story...

Haha...Ahaha...
It wasn't funny like in the greentext story...
It was creepy as HELL... He'd even eat his own boogers...

How can you post madoka a dicks when the official /jp/ secret shitposter gathering is dead?

>>8696570
Delete your post.... NOW!
Please, I don't want the archives to grab my failure...

Just as everyone figured out it was Ryan making that shitty thread he instantly deleted it.

You are fantastic Ryan.
Brilliant.
Bravo.

>>8086827
Another story that might interest the denizens of /jp/; involving a woman.
To be more precise, my next door neighbor. My mother is a very religious woman, and jumps at the chance to preach and possibly bolster the local congregation. Frequent bible study sessions and visits, and my mother found a new friend.
This neighbor woman, who'd I'd place in her mid to late thirties, always makes it a point to greet me whenever we cross paths. I've taken note that she does not offer the same courtesy to my stepfather nor other siblings. It might be far fetched to say this, but she could be one of those "cougars" who chase young men, in order to freshen themselves up with the taste of young men.
I have been informed that she suffers from schizophrenia, which is why she lives alone at her age, and why my mother makes sure to keep her in warm company. I pray this does not come to garner trouble for me later on. I'd not know how to deal with the mentally defunct if she were to suddenly breakdown into a psychotic rage.