/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44752181
>lately
Severe autism is one of the side-effects of foxoplasmosis

>>44376829
I don't know what they are saying but I guess I better say yes.

>>41144335
>At least he didn't bring home a monday
>So is she chinese or japanese

>>36009018
Asking anon for some help with some chores in exchange for a hot meal, many weary travelers have fallen prey to this. Next thing you know you are being ambushed by a hag or her daughter demanding you take responsibility.

>>34371117
Got into debt to the Mofukuza, now stuck frying tofu as a street vendor and collecting payments for an underground mofu salon.

>>33769245
Not at all, imagine becoming husband to a monster you can't understand and then slowly you and her learn how to communicate, gradually learning words for food, sex and cute broken engrish accents.

I just moved into a new neighborhood, and two young mofu girls keep knocking on my door every damn day. All they do is try to start small talk and ask if I'm interesting in the Shinto religion.

What's their endgame? Are they planning to steal my liver when my backs turned?

You'd let these fine young ladies into your apartment to discuss praying at the Great Fox Shrine right?

>>20931547
Excuse me, sir, have you heard about how fluffy Kitsune tails are?

>>20765673
You should look harder then.

POP QUIZ: These two knock on your door and ask to come in to discuss you joining their "religion", what do you do?

>you will never be invited to the local shrine by a pair of cute inari mikos

>>18787388
You've passed the 1st trial, well done.

Do you let these 2 into your room or turn them down?

>>17012206
We will certainly find out.
>>17012203
It's your lucky day, anon. The local shrine is having a buy one, get one free sale on foxes.

>>15879113

Not him, but I'd at least try FFT, haven't played the other two. The story in FFT is imo is actually really good, but be warned it's... dark and very gritty. I heard War of the Lions version had some issues, so you may just want to play the PS1 version. Look into it if you're interested.

>>15510598
Of course! Foxes are big on lineage and tradition. The only question is if she's going to encourage her daughter to drain you during work hours or make her wait until after lock-up.

>>14972155
One stroke of luck is more than most people get. If all he is ever known for is smug foxes, I'd say 'thanks for the foxes'.

>>14945332
Pull that kimono back up like a proper lady, you slut.