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>>46124791
>"Yo, boss! Today's report is: nothing happened around or with the Hakurei Miko, she just meditated the entire day; Okina hasn't made any appearances, according to the Feng Shui; Seija pegged Goro dressed like you only twice, probably something wrong with them for such low libido; Flan and Chen finally managed to tumble one of those infinite bookcases and Hana is still fucking Kasen -- It's insane for how long they've gone now, 12 days! She's my idol now --~, oh, also, there were these doofus trying to stop clients from coming and badmouthing us, and since they weren't protected individuals like the Moriyans or the Nazi Keinesurrection, I just went and ate them and their families -- ah, they had these two newborns at just zest point, it was quite the meal~anyway, that's it. Nothing much out of the ordinary, right? Oh, well, I'll be on my way now, prepared something to prank Anon, you know? Heh, he will be so surprised when those liters of animal viscera start to rain all over the shrine! Bye~!"