/jp/ - Otaku Culture

“Can you hear that, Anon?!” Yukari opens her arms wide, a smile just as wide on her face. In front of her, the sword rests inside the lake. “This is the rumble of scientific triumph! I'm truly above everything else—w-what? What do you mean I need to breastfeed it…? It's a sword! It's not alive… W-Wait, what?”
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last time in the HSE:
>Anon is still traumatized by that Seiga session;
>Hana almost goes nuclear on Reimu after her laughing fit, they calm down and have a duel—Reimu took it easy to, in her words, not kill Hana—, Hana sleeps in the shrine again, has a cute moment of revelation and immediately commit unspeakable acts to her asleep mother: she drew on her face with a marker… chilling. Next day Reimu is training naked and on fire, decides to not erase the drawings on her face, a show of autism; Hana comes and laughs at it, but it doesn't affect Reimu, who goes to meditate on the pond. Hana joins, for her mother's delight, and the both of them meditate. Hana glimpses into her mother's mind, is comforted by her views of her father and mother. Very sad;
>Yukari meets Shinki, who begs she lets her daughter—Alice—have a crumb of dick and maybe, finally, lose her virginity after ten milleniums of involuntary celibacy; does that while snarking at Yukari, commencing a Hag Bicker that, much like a Cock Figth—the one using chickens—, is very funny to watch;
>Ran pranks Seija and Goro, shows them their room, almost goes on a rant on how she used Python—C/C++-anons in shambles and forever baffled; it's not her fault, Yukari is forcing her since it was the only language she 'learned'—to code their cool room, but gladly is stopped by Flan and Chen. After a hug with Chen and a very disappointed look from Flan, the former gives the signal for a meeting of the Anon's Frens. Later that night it happens, with Toutetsu and Aya having cute discussions. As Reimu hasn't yet arrived, they decide to wait for her, prompting a very cute moment with Chen and Aya, who has laid her eggs. Toutetsu threatens to eat a kitten to peer pressure Aya into gossiping;
>Marisa and Reimu talk about the past, of what took Reimu to change for the better and end up reconciliating, with Marisa giving her a chance. Very cute and heartwrenching;
>Goro and Seija play with Flan that spares their souls because it's funny, ponder about the weakness of their power—too far away from the HSE; HSE gets destroyed = powers go bye bye—; also that Chen probably was spying on them without considering she was being used by Yukari to fill Reimu's empty nest syndrome… which is a cover, and they're very lucky they're indeed right she was a plant. Then they have sex. Very cool;
>Keine kickstarts her revolution to great success at first, though, as the evening came and Mr. Hieda was targeted by Hatate into telling everyone all those allegations were based on dreams and dellusion, he comes to crush Keine's revolution the good 'ol fashioned way: with a death squad of twenty samurai armed with fire weapons and march to her door. Things get fucking tense, with Keine even having a revolver pointed at her stomach, but she manages to convince Mr. Hieda into talking; it was his worst mistake and after very heatfelt points—Mystia and weakness; Suzu and Akyuu; Keine and leadership—, he furiously leaves under boos and mean looks from the population. Keine, Suzu and Mystia have cute moments then. Mokou is reacting to all that, as it's her fate after those reaction images memes; ponders about the revolution and the danger her family is now under and thanks Suzu and Mystia for sticking by Keine when times were tough. Next day she's sulking about the conflicting old and new ways of doing things; Kags comes to the rescue by ripping her lungs out and talking about feelings. Very cool;
>Kosuzu is under immense stress after having guns pointed at her, has a pep talk with her husband, who's very concerned about her safety; sticks to the revolution nevertheless. Falls like a rock into sleep and meets Akyuu on the dream-Sanzu—very cool, Doremy;
>The HSE has a Gakkuran spin off! Hags cosplaying as teens; a lot of funny moments; bullying in the bathrooms! The authentic experience condensed into a 'challenge' to see who gets Anon! Very funny and has made me lose my shit more than once~;
>Kanako aids in porn concoction, gets bullied by Suwako and, just for good measure, so does Sanae. Goes to the Kappa, still gets bullied by the midgets. Amazing;


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'Sleepyheads cannot create HSE threads' edition, sorry~
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This thread is for the spinoffs of the spinoffs of a fan work, read below to catch up.
OG work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43718466/chapters/109935363
Read Hana's story here:
>“Hana Hakurei is the daughter of Reimu Hakurei and her husband, Anon. As the future protector of Gensokyo, Hana was never going to have a normal life, but it was worse than it should have been.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52050766/chapters/131634781
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previous thread: >>46097660

I present my perfect creation, the very thing that'll heal Yukari's soul! One session and she'll speedrun redemption!
Hana therapy + Cat therapy!