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>>46965346
Reimu had to call foul over Hecatia and Junko getting a little double-team action on her.
She wouldn't even last a minute if Hecatia actually brought all of herself into the fight.

>>46781765
Bullshit!
The FRAUDician could never hope to defeat the virgin goddesses' heavenly triple paizuri. This is pure Buddhist cope.

>>45876391
Hecatia's husband absolutely must be a virgin whose penis remains unsullied by other people's vaginas, and utterly devoted to his future wife.
A manwhore like the son of Cronus isn't even up for consideration, no matter how much he simps for his hot cousin.

>>45189302
Anon, Hecatia has sucked so many dicks that she can distinguish someone's lineage by taste alone. Hell's oni only ever get anything done because she makes sure to suck them dry every morning so they can control their libido.
>>45189312
That's the spirit, anon! No matter what reality may say, nothing can stop you from putting your faith in your own truth.
>>45189348
It's for the best, anon. Anon would never be able to pretend enjoying sex with his many customers after experiencing the goddess of "entrance-ways".
Besides, if Heca-chan decided to get involved, the story would just become a jobstravaganza for everyone else. The strength of oni is meaningless before that of Hecatia. Magic? Pssht, worthless against the goddess of witchcraft. Boundary-manipulation? None of that could stop the goddess of crossroads. It wouldn't be fair to any of them.