/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9451279
pls no bully

The downside is that I don't know where I swatted him to. I hope it didn't land on my bed...

>>9289630
Hey man YOU were the one who asked.

It's not like I would do anything, alright?

>>9257623
That's terrifying but I feel like it's something I need to do in order to take it easy in the future.

I guess I'll start mentally preparing.

This troper knew a bully in the past who pushed him way too far by calling the girl he crushed on a bitch who sucked his dick. I just remember an explosion of red, I charged him, and when I awoke, I found him looking beat up. Blood was seeping out of three teeth knocked out. His left arm was stretched beyond human capacity. I need not discuss the fate of his member. It makes what happened to Bond in one of his movies, you know, the incident with the rope, seem mild. When he awoke, he told me not to tell his father he had lost a fight. Nothing was ever told about it. However, the next day, I heard the bully's father killed him in a drunken rage

Ya~ shokkun
Kyou wa mada FAP shimashita ka?
Kimi wa NEET desu ka? Soretomo NORMALFAG desu ka?

Boku wa mou nikai mo FAP shita!
Fuu daze~

I was going to but all of a sudden it's 7am.

>having a broshower with two of my bros
>start jacking them off
>they think I'm gay
>never get invited to broshowers again

I have a confession to make /jp/. I have a terrible habit of shiting in places I am not supposed to. It all started out when I was around 14 and realized that the only places I had ever shited were on a toilet and in diapers when I was a baby. I was like wow that's strange, why don't I shit in more places (you know just to experience it). Later that day I took a shit in the woods behind my house. I felt so free from the restraints of society. From that day on whenever I knew I could get away with shiting outside a toilet I went for it. At school a couple of times I shit in the urinals/sinks (I do this in a lot of places still to this day). Sometimes I drive to the next city over at night and shit on random peoples yards when it looks like there in bed (one time I even shit on someones yard in the middle of the day!). I know you will probably judge me for this but maybe try taking a shit were your not supposed to before judging me, it makes you feel so free.

Sometimes when I fap I concentrate too hard and give myself a headache.

That feel when you think you have some coke left in a can and take a sip but it turns out to be piss from last night.