/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46808612
Indubitably

>>46782272
There is nothing overt to suggest that hatter has a huge ass, nay, one of the biggest most perfect peaches in the entire encyclopedia.
Yet we all know it instinctively. Her ass is that powerful. It is a fact of life.

>>46709628
There may be a few more rules.

If hatter says to change position, then everyone must change position. If you are fucking a monster, then you must switch position. If you aren't, then you better find an empty seat fast, before a fat-assed wock sits on your crotch, or a sleepy dormouse flops onto your chest.
You must use the correct utensil for every dish, or you will attract the ire of the wonderkikis and other hatters. This is correct utensil for wonderland standards, so spread butter onto scones with a fork, and stir your tea with a knife.
If you are shy and don't contribute as a wallflower, that is fine. However, other monsters are allowed to kiss you and steal the words out of your mouth, so they can hear you better.
Guests are expected to remain seated even in the event of a wonderland hurricane that lifts the entire tableset into the air, or a flash sex rain flood or late march hare stampede.
Cream goes onto scones before jam.
Rules may be added, removed, multiplied, divided, integrated or differentiated at the discretion of miss hatter.

>>46709711
If she's already on your face then she must have estimated you as someone in desparate need of teaching some manners.
...or you looked comfy.

When Anon recieves a golden ticket, he is allowed access to Miss Hatter's choco factory.
What strange and fantastical creations lurk behind its iron gates and brick walls?
Will Anon be able to taste any of the choco, or will he be licked by the cows instead?
Is Miss Hatter's factory USHI compliant?
What's the REAL secret behind her famous cake?

Anon eats tea cake

Hello Miss Hatter.
I make my tea by putting the milk in first, then taking the kettle off before its boiled, then I pour the water in, then finally add the tea BAG. After, I stir the tea BAG around only once before then leaving it in to steep, forgetting about it and drinking it stone cold. Sometimes, I remember to drink the tea, so I take the tea BAG out only after its steeped for like 10 seconds maximum. I do not wash the mug between drinks, and I use the same mug whether I'm drinking BAGGED tea or the rare occassion I drink green tea (that is also in a bag).

Gaelic?
Scots?
Dear, please, speak the Queen's English, if you don't mind. I don't mean to be rude or anything, but I can't understand hide nor hair of your highlander gobbledegook.

>>46364593
Just let it happen.
Embrace hatter ass as your saviour, for there is truly none else like it.

>>46340362
no.
when miss hatter has got the cake she's got, it's no wonder she wants to keep milking me until I cum a baker's dozen times

>>46257958
Pound hatter ass
Huff Hatter ass
Smell hatter ass
Plough hatter ass
Lick hatter ass
Slap hatter ass
Worship hatter ass
Eat hatter ass
Lay underneath hatter ass
Punish hatter ass
Sniff hatter ass
Rim hatter ass
Fuck hatter ass
Cum in hatter ass
Play with hatter ass
Mindbreak to hatter ass

>>46201905
Hatter drinks tea at the tea table.
To do that she must sit.
So she needs a large fruiting body to sit with.
And also preferably something soft to sit on.
Anon's face is squishy and soft, so logically, she should sit upon that. It only makes sense.

I am a proud spore (sweaty hatter butt cheek) inhaler

anon what's wrong you haven't even touched your cake

>>45822520
Lose? What on earth are you on about, dearie? Are we playing a game? Oooh... I love games!

>>45761892
Hatters normally can't stand other hatters for very long as it's a coinflip whether they understand each other perfectly or think the other is talking complete gibberish.
However, you can find many hatters gathered together for tea parties in the queen of heart's tearooms and gardens on certain days of the calendar.
Specifically, days that, when counting from the founding of wonderland, are divisible by 3, not a wednesday or saturday (except if the previous day was a thursday or the queen's birthday), and only if it isn't raining (except if the queen was last seen wearing a hat instead of her crown), and it works off the wonderland calender, which is nonsensical to outsiders.

These parties are normally quite merry with lots of tea drinking and sharing of scones. It's tradition to change places every few minutes so every hatter can mingle with others and show off their husbands. Large arguments can happen though, strange given how hard it is to frustrate a hatter.

Do not go to these parties, even if you are fortunate enough to stumble onto one when and where they do occur. The sheer concentration of spores, insanity, insanitea and hatter ass will drive you beyond insane - you will become as loopy as them. Worse, is the possibility you enter mid-argument, and no human can possibly be prepared for the wrath of a mad mad hatter. They are among the scariest monsters to piss off.

>>45631481
>You know what they say, the cure for depression in the heart is depression of the face... by my ass.
>What do you mean nobody says that? I say that.
>*pomf*

Milk or cake, Dear?

>>45474669
hold still anon. she's going to shoot you and take your face as a hunting trophy (chair)

Miss hatter was so nice to give her new guest Anon a nice hot and fresh cake for him to partake in

>>45355732
>>45355718
>>45355733
>>45355756
>Anon, I COULD just give you the undead lamentation mushroom and zombify you that way
>BUT I've also got some other mushrooms to do the deed if you are interested

>>45229198
Ass-am tea

>>45140194
i like her tea cake

>>45129174
>young master anon, as your butler I must insist you eat your greens