/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46763632
>Be gardener anon for large demon estaste
>Mostly pruning and making all the flowers look nice
>Also taking care of the many different fruit trees and berry bushes, most of which are aphrodisiacs thanks to mamano banana
>There's also the mamano bananas
>Ocassionally, you have to fend off a greedy harpy or this one persistent greenworm who tries to devour everything
>Greenworm is no match for a garden hose
>"And stay out this time!" you yell at the fleeing greenworm
>Hear an oh-ho-hoing laugh from behind you
>It's Miss Claustro, one of the new residents of the garden
>"That was some real nice shooting there Anon. Like, you should've seen the look on her face - y'know, after she ate all of the manor's super important cabbages."
>Claustro casually points at your feet, her long sleeves flopping about with the flick of her wrist. You look down to see a half dozen half-eaten lettuces and cabbages from the vegetable patch.
>"Gee. I wonder what's gonna happen if Lady Demon finds out her stuff's been munched on again." she smugs at you, her smile pointy and sharp. "That's gonna totally suck. You know what she's like when she gets mad. She is scary!"
>"I don't know what's gotten into that greenworm. She's greedy, but she doesn't eat that fast."
>"Urk." Claustro's eye twitches, then she promptly shrugs. "M-me neither. All I know is that Lady demon is gonna flip. But... y'know Anon. I COULD keep you safe and away from her." she licks her lips, and her plant jaws quiver hungrily around her. "If you know what I mean. ~"
>Before you can answer, a second voice comes from behind
>An older, more mature plant lady, Miss Saccophyte.
>"Oh, I know what you mean all right, young Lady." Miss Saccophyte looms disappovingly over claustro's shoulder. "I think you mean to tell Anon who REALLY ate those cabbages."
>"What?! It was like, obviously the greenworm - ARGH"
>As claustro yaps, Miss Saccophyte grabs a hair drill with one hand and puts her hand on her chin with the other. Not being too forceful, Saccophyte opens Claustro's mouth fully.
>"Ara-ara. Take a look for yourself, Master Anon. Cabbage. Trying to hoodwink you into jumping into her grasp. Perhaps if someone brushed their teeth more they'd have gotten away with it. So..." she releases claustro, "what have you got to say for yourself, Young Lady?"
>"Bleh..." Claustro pouts. "I hate the taste of lettuce."
>"...and?"
>"...sorry Anon. Got carried away. Won't happen again." Claustro mutters.
>Sacophyte pats her on the head like an older sister. "Very good. I think that settles that, although there still is the matter of the vegetables. Even with a good explanation, the Lady was so looking forward to eating them. If only there was a way to speed up plant growth to an extreme level."
>Claustro suddenly perks up. "oh... oh! Extreme level, huh?" She gives an evil smug smirk to anon. "I think I know what might do the trick."
>"Fufufu... indeed." Saccophyte demurely covers her face with a leaf. "Well, Gardener Anon? You must know that plants love magic. Perhaps me and the young Lady could be convinced to share our nutrients and mana with the other plants... if you repay us with your own mana in kind. Hmm?"
>"She's asking if you wanna have hot, steamy sex."
And that's why vegetables are called produce

I want to huff her acid soaked titties and pheromone laced butt.

>>46679649
>>46679648
Ok. Thank you. I love this plant either way.

plant buttt

>*Boings your path*