/jp/ - Otaku Culture

that feelio when i don't want to die anymore

lol a shit

I've been wondering, why do we feel the urge to pretend that we're cute girls on the internet? I mean, surely there are times where I'd have enjoyed to be a girl IRL, but generally speaking I'm pretty much fine living off as a guy.

Personally I find it easier to deal with certain people online when they think I'm a girl, although I never explicitly state so. My male side tends to be very outspoken and prone to acting like a jerk. My female side on the other hand is a lot more reserved, quiet and friendly.

I hope that solitude related psychoanalysis threads are still board related somehow.

what makes you think a janitor likes freedom

>"Yellowstone is going to blow up soon and everybody from North America to the middle of western europe is going to be completely fucked."
>"Really? That's scary. Oh yeah, dinner is ready."

And it was talked about again.

Why are people so retarded? MOVE.

We know about these things decades in advance and no one does anything. What the hell? Run away goddammit. Move away from the gigantic super volcano that is going to kill you and everyone you know if you don't fucking move.

ill pound da pink n feel her wundaful wetness

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I die for kikes.

Try to get me and I'll take you all out. If I see a military vehicle pulling up on my land then you better believe I'm getting my father's rifle and I'll drawn down on those fascists before they take a step out of that jeep.

KEEP THE PARTY ROLLING
KEEP IT WILD, BOYS
YOU READY TO PARTY?

TURN THE BASS UP
GET OUT OF YOUR CHAIR
START GROOVIN, SHAKE YOUR BODY

WOOOP~
WOOOP~
WOOOP~

train otaku best not be underestimated, ya herd me?
they a dangerous bunch
real talk

I won't do what you tell me.
I won't do what you tell me..
I won't do what you tell me...
I won't do what you tell me....

FUG YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUG YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUG YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

would u fug sum sweet jappo cunny if it was virgin and offered to u 4 free?

Meido is asleep.

SHITPOSTERS ASSEMBLE

Did you know that in Japan they have a religious holiday each year called White Day where they pay homage to the white race?

WE UNDER ATTACK
THESE MOTHERFUGGERS IS KILLING US AND WE AIN'T BUSTING BACK
WHERE MY THUGS AT?

LET'S SMOKE UP, FALL BACK, GET YOUR ARMOR, AND BUST BACK

BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUGGER, IT'S FREEDOM OR DEATH

I'M A SHITPOSTER, NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. I MIGHT BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND SHITTING WHEN YOU TRY TO STRIKE ME.
I SHITPOST FROM EVERY ANGLE IMAGINABLE, SHITTING ON AT LEAST FOUR THREADS WITH A MASTER FLOW.

SHIT POSTERS UNITE

DON'T BOW DOWN TO FASCISM

tru as always ya heard

i bully bullies

line the fug up bullies

I love waking up with a semi-hangover and seeing /jp/ in such a fantastic state.

yessss it's going to be a good day

What video games are you currently playing /jp/?

i pick sword girl

Two the two people affected by my shitposting tonight I just want to say sorry.

>>8921487
I know that game.

I would not board the train if I couldn't get a window seat

But K-on is mainstream anime too