/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46439239
she found that thing you lost

Best tummy coming through

what monsters come in tomboy flavours?

>>36998979
Only if the target absolutely deserves it. Otherwise, we're just talking phone and hat theft, pie bombing, TPing, egging, and paintballing.

>>36999024
Best we can do is aviator caps.

>>36999044
She'll fail miserably. You dominate the skies; you dominate the battlefield. We're gonna rain water balloons down on your cat girls.

Would you rather marry a black harpy that's whored herself out everyday for years, or virgin neckbeard turned overly-feminine alp?

>>31042437
So they only go after evil people? That's a shame, I'm too much of a softy to do something bad enough to get their attention and need "atonement".

Stealing gold and stealing virginities

I have a thing for birds—technically I have a thing for all MGs—and considering they tend to be rather simple and relatively easy to manage, I wonder if my waifu would recruit some harpies to aid as scouts and support now and again.

>>22379412
Can't wait to see how that one anon's black harpy commission turns out.

>Oh? Does this belong to you?

>Looking for something?

>>20398234
They're good sluts and whores. Perfect for pump and dumps and public use.

>>20380850
>blacked up

Reminder to avoid transporting gems, gold or jewelry along mountain passes. A Black Harpy can spot a shining gemstone from miles away.

Made a story about a black harpy prostitute finding a husband, inspired from a discussion a few threads back. It's short, but it obviously involves prostitution, so if that isn't your thing, you may not want to read it.

https://pastebin.com/7cqid4BS

I wanna get a blowjob a two-dollar whore black harpy, become her favorite customer, and marry her. Imagine how good she'd be at giving head or having sex!