/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This thing is growing in my backyard. I see it staring at me amorously every time I go back there to grill... Guy's I'm really scared, I don't want a mushroom to steal all my semen or do something creepy like infect me with spores and grow mushrooms on my brain. How do I deal with her? She's almost fully grown, I don't want her to get me....