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Cold metal pressed her back. Shackles around her wrists and ankles halted any stretching. Waking up on an operating table in a dark, silent, sterile room was nothing new for Reisen. Not that it made the situation comfortable or less embarrassing. A steel ring hugged her ribs. Transducers were attached to her belly while her naked butt numbed against the cold bed. The only parts of her body that weren’t restrained were her belly and thighs. A thought flashed through her mind before being quashed: If Doctor Yagakoro were doing anything weird, her legs would be spread apart! No, Reisen could trust her master not do some pervy experiment on her.

Speaking of which, where was her master?

“Finally awake, Udongein? Perfect.” As her master’s voice rang out from behind, the shackles around Reisen’s ankles rose. Stirrups supported her calves as they slowly spread, leaving her pelvis exposed.

Nothing wrong here. Just a normal perineal exam in a creepy room!

“Calm down. You’re overproducing cortisol, which may affect the results of the experiment.” Following her master’s orders, Reisen went through a mental exercise: Her pituitary gland is just sending signals to her adrenal glands. There’s nothing to worry about. Eirin was with the smartest person in Gensokyo, after all!

“Sorry, Lady Eirin. Could you tell me what we’re testing today? This seems very similar to when Yukari came for her procedure… This doesn’t have anything to do with her, right?” As soon as she finished her query, a screen lit up in the darkness.

T-This was necessary to scan her! The ultrasound was just to monitor her womb through non-invasive means!

“I want to explore an interesting idea. Viviparous animals inadvertently expose their offspring to dangerous environments while gestating. Even if the mother stays physically safe, the fetus is subject to adverse side-effects caused by their parent’s health or hormonal fluctuations. Oviparous animals, meanwhile, can safely store their offspring in a controlled environment with the nutrients to develop independently of the parent. Even mammals such as the echidna and platypus have evolved to lay eggs.” Reisen took a deep breathe. Her heart was pounding. If she didn’t calm down, Lady Eirin would notice. There was no reason to worry, since Eirin’s lecture had nothing to do with why Reisen’s vagina and belly were exposed!

“After much testing, I devised a method to implant eggs in mammalian wombs: The fertilized zygote will be injected with a benign bacteria that forms an eggshell. Once the egg has grown to full size, the mother will deliver it. I’ve perfected the growth phase, now all I need to test is the effects on a carrier.” Calm, deliberate footsteps echoed through the room as Eirin walked within Reisen’s view. She could only see her master’s hat, but figured that the doctor was picking up something from a counter.

“Wh-Who are you testing it on?” Fear coursed through Reisen’s amygdala as she stared at the ultrasound screen and noticed a small circle faintly expand. Eirin also wasn’t pricking her a syringe. Why isn’t she pricking her?! What did she pick up?!

“I’ve already began a trial on you, Udongein. We’re just waiting for the results now.” The circle kept growing, faster and faster. A pressure built in Reisen’s lower belly. This can’t be happening!

“Eh?! Why is it growing so fast?!” The big and little ends of the oval become distinct on screen. Reisen was flabbergasted at its rapid invasion of her body and how quickly her womb was adapting to accommodate it.

“I’d like to run multiple delivery trials, but we have few vacant wombs in Eientei. Thus, these eggs only take 1 minute and 32 seconds to develop.” Eirin walked in front of Reisen and sat down with the tips of a pair of tongs visible over the moon bunny’s expanding belly.

“A MINUTE?! WA-” Reisen breath was knocked out of her as the pressure in her uterus became too much to bear. The egg was pressing against her cervix, just about ready to leave. To her surprise, there was no pain: She felt nothing and heard a ‘pop’ timed to the egg leaving the screen. Immediately after the eggs was gone, the ultrasound showed her womb flex back to its natural state.

“That… wasn’t so bad. Um, could I see my- KYAAAAH!” To her horror, Eirin’s teeth sank into the mottled egg, The shell broke apart, exposing the rich, brown innards.

The doctor asked “What’s wrong?” nonchalantly, taking another bite.

“Bwuh… is that… did you put chocolate in my womb?” Reisen wasn’t sure she wanted to know the answer.

“Of course. I’m not going to waste a zygote on an experimental trial. Would you like a piece?”
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Reisen woke up win her own bed, buried under a mountain of chocolate eggs. Through a beam of light, she could read a note right in front of her face:

Happy Easter!

- Tewi

The smell of chocolate was starting to make her sick.