/jp/ - Otaku Culture

owning nerds

My brother is downstairs with a lady. What do I do?
"Hello, you are a girl who my brother is going to be sticking his dick in ten minutes from now less than twenty feet away from me. A pleasure to make your acquaintance."

I just want some Diet Coke.

>>10024245
You probably don't need to say any more than "hey".

>>10024245

Wait 10 minutes until he's sticking his dick into her in the other room, then quickly get your coke before they return.

>>10024248
Do you know how difficult that is? Do you have any idea just how stressful it is to say "Hey" to a complete stranger? Not to mention you're wrong in three characters. Nobody around here says "Hey" and I certainly don't.

You're making things worse.

>>10024254
This is my plan but I want Diet Coke now.

>>10024245
Just walk past them and try to ignore them as best as you can

>>10024255
He was just trying to give you advice, all you need is a one word greeting so you dont come off as a complete faggot and you're good. Just wait till there fucking to go get your coke you fucking piece of shit.

>>10024255
S-sorry.

Eating goldfish and drinking hard cider. Just got money today.

Also, I'm living in a van sapping wireless from Starbucks because hurricane destroyed my home.

>>10024255
Not to mention the fact that walking past them will likely trigger a conversation about you between the two of them.

>>10024259
>>10024262
Sorry guys, I was very stressed. I didn't mean to be mean.

>>10024258
I did exactly this. As I left the lady giggled as though the most scandalous thing in the world had happened. For some reason this made me feel terrible.

Diet Coke will make me feel better.

>>10024245
There isn't any obligation to greet a stranger you don't want to deal with.
Just try to ignore her.

>>10024245
If you don't want to talk, just nod your head a little, just to acknowledge their existence.

>>10024266
Oh Jesus, you're right.

Why couldn't you have been ITT four minutes ago?

>>10024270
Even if she was giggling about you, which I doubt, but it's still possible, It doesn't matter.
You'll forget her soon enough, and she probably forgot you already too.

>>10024240
Waiting for my parents to bring home some groceries.
Maybe play some vidya later and set up some curtains in my room to block the sun.

>>10024245

>>10024270
You should get over your diet coke addiction, the calories will kill you. Might as well use this opportunity to do it.

>>10024278
Diet Coke has very few calories and also aspartame is harmless (independent researchers agreed, don't bother them about it).

>>10024285
I think it was a joke.

>>10024285

How are you enjoying those aborted fetuses for increased flavor?

>>10024285
>aspartame is harmless

>>10024290

Those fetuses were killed humanely.

>>10024280
She blatantly giggled in response to me. Like, "Tee hee! A man entered the room and poured himself a drink! How zany!"

I hate that they're about to have sex. Two unmarried people are going to do a lewd act in the next room and I'm not doing anything about it. If I was a good person, I would kill them both before they did such a salacious act.

>>10024285
Diet coke also has more than you might expect. Besides, the problem is that they are empty calories.

>>10024304

I drink liters of the stuff and all I can say is it ruins your teeth.

>>10024289
No, really, diet cola is bad for you.

>>10024289
I'm not good with jokes.

>>10024290
Is this a joke?

>>10024293
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12180494
PDF here:
http://www.dieteticai.ufba.br/Temas/ACUCARES/ASPARTAME.pdf

>>10024297
You sound like a very angry person, anon.

>>10024293

Regardless of the health consequences of it, it tastes awful. Neotame has a bad aftertaste too.
I don't know how Americans enjoy soft drinks when the only ones they can get have either of those two or HFCS, which also has a nasty taste.

>>10024297
You should go in when your brother puts his pOnOS in her vagOOO and start reciting bible verses to show them the errors of their ways. Throw holy water on them. If there is non available grab stuff out of your fridge (sour cream, water, juice, whatever) and throw it at them so they get wet with the love of Jesus.

>>10024299
500ml of Diet Coke has 2.0 calories according to The Coca-Cola Company.

>>10024305
This is true, largely due to the acidity of the drink. Still nowhere near as bad as non-diet drinks.

>>10024304
How?
http://examine.com/faq/is-diet-soda-bad-for-you.html

>>10024308

Google it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NYqdUEfuBQ

>>10024319

That's what you get for drinking pepsi

>>10024317
Perhaps he's drinking 1000 liters of Diet Coke.

>>10024311
I just hate lewdness. I'm not an angry person in general, but I hate knowing that something so lewd is happening near me and I'm doing nothing to stop it. Imagine you saw a crime happening in front of you and you could have stopped it, but didn't. That's what leads people to become Batmen, yet here I am questioning it and not even doing anything.

>>10024313
I could baptise them with Diet Coke!

>>10024319
I wouldn't mind getting a few stem cells into my system

>>10024319
I don't drink Pepsi. Also, even Alex Jones is making the point it's for research. He says nothing about the actual drink.

>>10024321

Pepsi is from the same company that made the diet coke he drank.

>>10024324
Waste of Diet Coke. That is fluid to sustain your holy body.

>>10024324
It's not a crime though, and on the contrary, a sign of good health.

>>10024324
The very existence of 3D women is lewdness.

>>10024305
People don't have heart attacks over night. It takes a few decades.

>>10024333
That doesn't seem likely given the competition between PepsiCo and The Coca-Cola Company.

>>10024335
True, but there's lots of it.

>>10024337
Murdering is good exercise. It's the principle of the thing.

>>10024343

what?

>>10024337
It only becomes a problem if taken too far. Also, if it does bother you, one solution would be to ask your brother not to do it when you're not around.

>>10024352
Silly double negatives, read it the correct way.

>>10024349
anon means heart attacks last a few decades. they don't happen for just one night.

>>10024352
>one solution would be to ask your brother not to do it when you're not around.

I assume you meant when I am around.

It still bothers me a little. I'd rather he not do such things at all. He would never listen to me, though.

I'm going to be cleaning my room and rearranging my dolls/figures and switching out my Zoji for a hotplate and kettle soon.

Earlier my cousin came over to spend the night and I made fun of her for watching Sharkboy and Lavagirl and then I asked to wear her glasses to see 'how blind she really is'.

>>10024361

Don't cockblock your brother anon

>>10024366
"Cockblocking" is one of the stupidest terms invented in the past however many years.

>>10024349
Coke -> Empty Calories -> Cholesterol -> Clogged Arteries -> Heart Attack or Stroke

>>10024371

Don't ruin your brother's chance at getting his dick wet then

>>10024375
how would his dick get wet? are they going to take a bath or something?

>>10024377
Yes.

>>10024377
Is his girlfriend prepubescent? If not, it's going to get wet.

>>10024372
>Empty Calories

All two of them?

This thread quickly turned to shit. And on a Friday of all days too.

>>10024382
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>>10024386
Play more eroge.

>>10024375
But that's the problem. You're implying it's some positive thing. At the very least, it should be shameful. "Cockblocking" should be akin to preventing someone shitting themselves.

>>10024377
>>10024378
Oh god no I hope not. He never cleans the bath out after himself. It's a real pain.

>>10024361
It wouldn't hurt to ask, unless you've tried in the past and it failed repeatedly. At the very least, he should be able to give you a word of warning so you aren't caught by surprise.

>>10024398
I seriously doubt he'll care about how I feel. If anything, he'll brag at me and spout uncomfortable details.

>>10024391
Sorry.

>>10024397
You don't prevent people from using the bathroom, do you?

>>10024406
No. By "shitting themselves" I meant without using a toilet, or the floor if they're a NEET.

>>10024405
That's unfortunate then. No one likes too much information.

>>10024412
Well, sex is like that. Just another person is the toilet.

>>10024397

Who cares? If he wants to fuck her, let him.

What if he came into your room and is like " anon, you sit in your room all day, it's not healthy. Let's go outside and go to a party!"

>>10024418
Sounds suspiciously like anal.

>>10024418
Lewd.

>>10024419
Hm, I never thought of it like that.
If he made a genuine effort, I would at least appreciate his concern. Still, lewdness is wrong and without shoving my morals down other people's throats, I still feel bad for not preventing it. Maybe it's a complex. Perhaps I was raped as a child and repressed it. Fact is, if my brother was out murdering folks, I'd say, "Hey bro, stop murdering people."
He's doing lewd things to random ladies he barely knows, and those ladies are reciprocating. I just feel bad for not doing something about it.

>>10024424
He seems to enjoy teasing me about such things, so the more I object to it, the more crude he will be. He's like a troll, except he lives a few steps away from me so ignoring him isn't always possible.

My single steam friend appears to be ignoring me. No appetite today. Feeling distant. Can't concentrate on anything for more than 10 minutes. Wish there were more exploration-based games like YN, .flow, Middens etc that I could just chill out with. I think I've played all the non-shit ones.

>>10024437
Hope he's being tested.

>>10024453
I heard Journey for the PS3 was pretty good.

>>10024464
No PS3.

>>10024453
This might not be your thing, but have you heard of Noctis?

It's an indie DOS game where you fly a spaceship to procedurally-generated planets and that's it. It's actually really fun if you just like exploring insanely large game worlds.

>>10024453

I wish answered prayers got updated. it was my favorite YN fangame.

Le feels when feeling feels feel no GF, feelings mother nagged classmate got laid.
le neet face

>>10024477
I never, ever figured out the controls but it looked really interesting. Is there a proper tutorial anywhere?

>>10024493
Get Noctis IV CE (NICE) and read http://mooses.nl/nice/docs/USERS%20MANUAL.pdf

The ship interface is a little confusing at first, but it makes sense.

>>10024504
Thanks.

how do you people feed your human instinct for companionship?
I don't even care to ever talk to anyone in real life, but after going days and days without a real conversation with someone I get very depressed

>>10024518

I have steam friends to talk to. That's enough for me.

>>10024518
That's what Japanese media is for

>>10024518
So what is this? Fake conversation? I'm insulted, really.

>>10024518

I don't.

>>10024518
Generally, I don't.
But I would like to make some friends on steam or something. Problem is, I don't play online games and almost everybody has fucking a million friends already who they'd rather talk to than me.

>>10024518
I have one friend from high school I keep in contact with and a childhood friend. We talk occasionally.

Otherwise I just have long, engaging conversations with myself.

I had two choices. Get a job or get kicked out.

It was scary at first but that I have a job I can finally buy my girl clothes !
I wear lingerie to work and nobody will ever find out.

I'm planning to save money and go back to being a nett in a few years.

>>10024437
What exactly is so wrong about your brother fucking some random slut? It's not like he is raping them or going to kill them and make you help him hide the body once he is done having sex with them.Maybe you should just stop being so intolerant about your brother's sexual needs, it's a basic human instinct you know? I bet at least once you have lusted after another human being or have masturbated thinking about doing lewd things.

Also your analogy is wrong, consensual sex is not the same as murdering because he is not hurting anyone by doing the former.

>>10024518
I talk to my friends on MSN.

>>10024518
That's what /jp/ is for
It's still socializing

>>10024543
>*but now that
>*neet
I'm sorry.

>>10024546
<3

>>10024544
It depends on if he is just using them or not.

>>10024518
I talk to my cat.

>>10024270
She was giggling because after seeing you she was overcome with lust and giggled as a way to deal with those intense emotions.

>>10024543
Normalfag, pls go.

>>10024553
Yeah, because that kind of woman hasn't slept with a thousand douche bags that only wanted to have sex with them.It's their fault for hanging around that kind of people in the first place.

>>10024518
Talking to your family and posting on /jp/ sure helps.
Also, i'm attempting to start making a tulpa, but am too lazy to force myself to do it (maybe i'm scared of the idea? May be), so i procrastinate each time i think about it.

>>10024324
Speaking as a voyeurism fetishist, you should do your best to listen in, for those who don't have the opportunity.

>>10024562
I had no choice. I'll go back to being a sissy floorshitting depressed neet in a few years. I promise.

>>10024546
/jp/ is more like an interactive book for me.

>>10024566
Don't blame the victim. People who are in abusive relationships go on to seek them out after it's over.

>>10024577
Maybe they should stop seeking out abusive relationships then?

Jesus christ.

Drilling kanji. I am up to 725.

Also trying to figure out the parts to buy for my new computer.

>>10024583
Drill might not be the right word, though. I'm not doing them by rote. That shit just doesn't work for me.

>>10024582
They can't. It's like Stockholm syndrome, only I can't remember the name of the actual syndrome.

>>10024574
Till then please remove yourself from the NEET thread, you no longer meet the requirements to post in it.

>>10024592
As long as they're thinking human beings they can. Just like they can put down the goddamn cigarette/fork.

>>10024608
but food is so tasty

>>10024592
What a ridiculous piece of horse crap.

>>10024608
No, you're wrong.

sometimes when im not feeling really happy i like to throw a bunch of pillows and blankets on my bed and then get in my jammies and just roll around in them for awhile and then I feel a lot more happy and cute cause im swimming in a sea of comfort

>>10024618
It's funny because you are so intent on defending women that you have reduced them to mindless automatons that are not capable of making healthy decisions for their own lives.

>>10024622
You're adorable.

>>10024618
"They have to sleep around. It's like a mental disorder but I can't remember its name"
- u, 2012

>>10024623
Men have the same problem.

>>10024623
I would describe most of the population of the world as mindless automatons, really.

Myself included probably.

>>10024627
If I could remember the name, I wouldn't be posting in a NEET thread, I would be a psychologist or something.

>>10024629
And men are just as capable of women to rectify it. You are the one, ironically, that is arguing that women are incapable of something. This is the endgame of feminism. The only way it can make its arguments is to degrade women.

>>10024631
So edgy.

>>10024633
So you'd be even more useless?

>>10024629
I understand that you have inherited it from your mother but please do not project it onto others.

>>10024633
But then wouldn't you just be posting in a NEET thread anyway?

all those people who said you talk to friends on msn/steam/skype/whatever how did you make those friends? whenever i talk to someone i say like three things then i don't know what to say at all

im really clueless

>>10024518
/jp/

>>10024641

They're usually people I feel comfortable around. It's hard to find someone like that but when you do it's a lot easy to have a conversation.

>>10024637
Rich and worthless.

>>10024629
Only gay men.

And they usually end up killing their partners after a few months.

>>10024644
I never dated before, so I wouldn't know. But look at those people who keep getting into terrible relationships over and over again with women who are gold diggers.

>>10024636
To explain my point, the core thought of feminism is that the female is determined by the male. The woman is the outcome of the decisions of the males around her. The women isn't capable of making her own path, but can only act in response to the actions of men. So the only thing that can be done to better the situation is to alter the behavior of men, as this will alter the outcome for the woman. It is a fundamentally degrading view of women, and it not surprising that the effect it has had on women and families has been so overwhelmingly negative. Please don't buy into it.

I can't get past the signal to noise ratio in these threads. I keep reading them hoping to find the Shambalah but I just can;t, this is not the road to absolute liberation

>>10024646

I really wish there was an easy way to find people to be comfortable around.. there's like one person I know that I'm comfortable around and enjoy to talk with but they feelings not mutual so I'm not sure how to some how meet someone with similar interests, and are easy to talk to

>>10024660

I just had to add people over and over until I found the right person. Just keep at it anon.

>>10024660
Personally I think it's harder to find someone interesting enough to be around.

>>10024626
i tried my best but everyone just wants to talk about girls im going to go take a nap now and not read this

Playing games, arguing on the internet, fapping, waiting to die.

>>10024662

where do you add these people from though?

>>10024666
oyasumi~

>>10024672
/jp/ threads

>>10024672

If I see a Steam Friend's thread on /v/ or /vg/ I add a few people and talk to them. Talked to a lot of dumbasses and I think one Transgender before I met someone cool.

My advice? play an online game and add someone from there. It'll be a lot easier.

>>10024654
>But look at those people who keep getting into terrible relationships over and over again with women who are gold diggers.
Would you really go as far as calling them victims? Even people with ASD can tell if people are trying to milk them. You would have to be a clinical imbecile to not notice what's going on. They want it.

>>10024681

My problem is when I play online games, I have no idea how to talk to people in them..
do you just like say "hi hows it going"

>>10024681
I'm scared to play online games because I might not be good at them and will end up looking like an idiot.

Feminism has made the modern woman almost completely unattractive to me. Obviously, they are still 'sexy.' But nothing that I'd have over for anything other than a quick lay. Women aren't 'cute' anymore because being cute means you aren't a true empowered womyn.

I also hate the traditional concept of dating.

>22
>NEET
>never had a job
>too much social anxiety to go to a job interview
>scared of everything
>never leave my parents house anymore

When is my qt3.14 virgin gf coming to save me?

>>10024691
Correct. Like I said in >>10024655 feminism degrades women. By having women embrace such a dehumanizing worldview, their objectification has only increased, and they are now commonly viewed as nothing more than "pussy" to fuck. It's ironic but it is to be expected.

>>10024701
Who are you qutoing?

>>10024641
There the one guy I met on /a/ yesterday.
Though since the only game I play with any online aspect is Dark Souls, I don't really meet people. Which isn't necessarily bad, I guess. Most online e games have terrible communities, anyway.

May as well post my steam here. I spent most of my time playing older stuff than current gen stuff, though PC games are sometimes an exception. Right now I'm playing Dark Souls, Fire Emblem, Silent Hill 3, Mother 3 and Metal Max Returns. If you have similar interests, add me, but if you're just one of those people who plays MOBAs all day, don't bother.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Numoss

>>10024708
Please stop abusing the spoiler feature.

>>10024701
Please stop abusing the quote feature and using uncalled for catchphrases.

>>10024701
dude I know that feel 2
>23
>NEET
>no qt gf
>scared of leaving my house
>havent talked to girl since hs
>considering suicide
>tfw you will never be happy ever :(

>>10024712
Please stop abusing the quote feature.

>>10024686
>>10024687

Just gotta practice your conversating skills.

>>10024701
I'm 2 years ahead of you except I have a useless BS in Biological Science. The degree is literally worthless, they may as well have given me a roll of toilet paper.

I feel like I already fucked up so badly over the last 6 years that there's no recovering from it, and the student loan debt certainly doesn't help. People who have been NEETing it up for the last 6 years are in a better position than me.

Jaypee is pretty much the only reason I haven't killed myself yet. I enjoy shitposting with people as worthless as me, but I do get annoyed at the nerds who constantly mention how content and happy they are.

>>10024713
>Please stop abusing the quote feature.

im trying to sum my feels on women tho

>>10024708
Who the fuck judges people based on the games thay play? isn't that a bit over-generalizing? "yeah, you play shitty vidya#1353 i like you, you play shitty vidya#2536 you're a piece of shit", aren't you the piece of shit faggot? I sure bet that you could find friends, considering that you're either underage, a normalfag or both ([unintelligible]? abuse of spoilers? Really?).
please terminate yourself as soon as possible.

>>10024713
>>10024711
Stop abusing this!
*grabs dick*

>be NEET
>win $30,000 on a scratch n win my mum bought me

I had to give her $10,000 cause I am a NEET and live with her but man I bought so much sweet shit.

Still have 5,000 in my bank for incidental costs but now I'm set up with a gaming computer, anime figs, new bed, and a huge tv.

Good feels, got a stockpile of alcohol to put away the bad feels.

How long of being NEET does it take before you employers look at you as unemployable?

>>10024721
You can do that without abusing the quote feature.

>>10024719
I have a biochemistry degree but there so many people in the field, that if you're as much of an underachiever as me, its impossible to do anything with it. As a result I've been a NEET for a year, aside from student loans gathering interest, it isn't all bad.

Greentext, not again.

>>10024726
>Anime figs

I hate consumer whores like you.

I need that fucking money for food to live and you're giving it to some nip company to make dolls for you to look at on your desk and spurt hot glue on.

>>10024726
You should have invested that money and stayed a NEET forever. Now you will starve.

Every year or half a year I get into a crisis where I'm about to become homeless. It keeps happening but I also keep somehow avoiding it. I'm terrified of when I won't be able to find a way around it. One day, my family just won't bail me out and I'll be fucked.

>going in for my 2nd interview ever
>"so you're 20..?"
>"...and this is your first job.."
fuck everything, seriously. How is this even supposed to work?

getting paid marinatin in the crib eatin some bbq ribs enjoyin life 110

>>10024745
Go to /r9k/ if you want to post your ebin "greentext" stories.

I wish I could be a NEET. My only options are education, a job, or homelessness after being kicked out into the streets.

>>10024745
"No, I did tons of volunteer work. Ask anyone I know. This is just my first paid position"

Lie your ass off.

>>10024745
How is it their fault if you have no excuse for being a bum for a good 2 years straight?

They're looking for hard workers and you're clearly not one of them.

>live with parents
>NEET
>beer is good for you
>want to drink all day errday
>have no money
>get fucked in the ass for pirating movies
>broke as hell
>can't deal with a job
>life's good

getting drunk is my favorite past time activity

>>10024751
ok can i have a list of references

>>10024711
I hope you realize the irony of this post.

>>10024754
Did you get sued for dlin movies ?

>>10024754
>beer is good for you

My mom died from cirrhosis, you know.

>23
>kissles virgin
>NEET on antidepresives and antipsychotics
>sometimes tfwnogf and cry myself to sleep
>but most of the time I dont care

>>10024745
Just act oblivious to anything like that and try to seem confident at the same time.
Or you could pretend to have rich parents, or get income some other way, or simply say you never needed a job until now.

>>10024759
My mom died from clitoris,

>>10024755
If they ask for references, you are screwed. Maybe you could say some sort of confidentiality is preventing you from revealing your clients.

>be 24
>narcissistic as fuck in the most non beneficial way
>live at mom's house
>tfw you know your place/status and dont even try with women because you know how it affects their choices with you
>tfw i've had sex before almost always in my mom's house/vehicle and the only good fuck i had was with my first girlfriend 6 years ago
>tfw fucks have ran out of supply to give and currently living a NEET as fuck lifestyle
>tfw you're so far in the neet hole you cant imagine any girl that is compatible with you
>tfw this affects your confidence hard
>tfw after so long of living like this you stopped giving a fuck completely about finding a significant other
>tfw very intelligent and have many great ideas that can make me very rich but have zero drive/motivation and cant even begin to find a way to get back in the game mentally

i think im pretty fucking screwed and foreveralone, jaypee

>>10024701
>>10024712
>>10024754
>>10024761
Why do you keep spamming these in NEET threads? I want to report you but your posts look legitimate. I know it's spam, though.

>be 21yo virgin neet
>fap to some awesome porn at 3AM because i have nothing better to do
>cum in a old crusty sock
>go into bathroom
>wash my face in the sink
>suddenly hear a bed squeaking
>listen for a while
>hear a girl orgasm
>mfw thats the first time i hear that in real life

>>10024771
712 here that was a legit post its just easier to summarize and i wanted to discuss women too

>>10024770
>tfw very intelligent
Sure thing, buddy. Your post just radiates it.

>be NEET
>suddenly, a wild warehouse job appears
>go to orientation
>they tell me I need to take a drug test
>alright, that's fine
>they schedule me for work every single day during the hours that the drug test facility is open
>I guess I'll have to go on the weekend when I don't have work
>turns out I needed to take the test within 48 hours
>but they scheduled me for work during the only times I could've gone
>miss the deadline
>automatic failure
>no longer have job

Glad that a supposedly professional company is run by monkeys. Back to square one.

>>10024774
Then FUCK OFF.

>>10024770
>tfw very intelligent and have many great ideas that can make me very rich but have zero drive/motivation and cant even begin to find a way to get back in the game mentally
Every pseudo intellectual's excuse for mediocrity ever.

>>10024775
Stop replying to copypasta

>be 14
>sister is 18/19
>NEET and a huge cunt to everyone else in the house
>playing vidya
>Hear argument
>go in the other room to see whats going on
>As i walk in shes leaving and pushes me aside
>Then begins to shout at me everything thats wrong with me and why im such a foreveralone etc
>call her a cunt and walk away
>She sprints up to me and slaps me across the face
>stare at her for a second
>With one arm grab her shoulder and the other deck her in the jaw
>proceeds to run away for the rest of the day.

Dont have any regrets, she still lives with us now but its about time for that bitch to gtfo.

>>10024719
>>10024732
It never ceases to amaze me how many /jp/sies allowed themselves to get scammed with that student loan bullshit. I really dodged a bullet when I swore off any form of debt after watching my parents struggle to pay credit card bills for the last decade.

Well, that and by being such an underachiever I probably couldn't have gotten into a pricy college even if I tried.

>>10024789
>be 14

Is that a command?

>>10024782
>pseudo intellectual
A strange word. I've found the only people who use it are actually pseudo intellectuals themselves.

>>10024792

Ok, that made me laugh

Playing salem.

>>10024778
You can discuss women with me to if you want. Heres a story from the other day: this girl around my age came up to me while I was doing a really late night walk. I mean someone coming up to me is super scary anyways, especially more so at night. I was already on guard basically, so she came up to me and started asking directions and I basically had a panic attack and pointed one way, mumbled and power walked away. Man women, stressing out my NEET life.

>get job
>fuck yeah I got a job!
>get paid a lower wage $9-$11 but at least I'm getting something
>weeks ago by
>hate having to give up over half my time while conscious to the pursuit of making some guy more money
>hate having to spend 8 hours or more around normalfags
>hate the thought of spending the rest of my life toiling away in some dark factory barely making enough to survive
>quit after a few months
>live off savings for several months as a NEET
>repeat process

This has been my life since I graduated highschool

>>10024793
But I never stated I was an intellectual, I know I'm average.

>>>/wiz/

>5'6" Nobody wants a midget
>NEET
>Never had a job
>Don't even have a bank account, I keep my cash in a drawer
>No driver's license (16 is Australia)
>No real friends
>Virgin
>Ugly
>Completely socially inept around more than 3 people at a time. I have no idea why
>Unintelligent
>No real skills

I don't even know what I could do to get myself out of this lifestyle (if you could call it that) and that's what hurts the most, knowing I'll be life this forever ;_;

>23
>3 years NEET
>college dropout
>heavy smoker
>All I day all day is vidia, 4chan and videos like these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaS9fjhl1t0&feature=relmfu
>kissles virgin, never had gf, confessed to my 45yo therapist last week, spilled buckets of shpagetti
>year and half therapy every week and all I do is stare at her legs and tits and tell my feels about no gf
>neckbeard, glasses
>I havent brushed my teeths in years
>schizophrenic, must take antipsychotics, to stay in reality
>dick under 6 inch
>fat belly, skinny hands
>suicidal as fuck, cant hold conversation
>anxiety from going out of my room

>>10024796
I was cooking at night when I heard a noise behind me. I looked out the back door and there was a girl walking her dog. We had a short conversation and then she left. She was pretty cute for having three dimensions.

>22 turns 23 in two months
>live at home
>no education
>NEET
>never had a girlfriend
>kissless virgin
>never even held a girls hand
>introverted
>can't make basic conversation
>small dick (5.8x5.1)
>not tall but not that short either (5'11)
>would be extemely jealous in relationship and paranoid
>no hobbies other than video games and browing /r9k/ while listening to music i picked up from /mu/
>average looks (got mixed reviews from the only time i posted my picture on /r9k/)
>boring as hell
>no life experience
>afraid of evetything

Nobody is ever going to want me

>>10024817
Oh sweet dude you totally should have asked her for her number, maybe she'll come back around some time.

>6'3"
>whole life have always received compliments about my looks from non-relatives and girls my age, lots of desirable girls have approached me, flirted with me and were obviously attracted to me, so i guess im good looking
>put effort into my appearance (dress nice, have a nice haircut, etc) and have a good hygiene
>not shy, have a sense of humor, have confidence in myself, people think that im funny, etc
>just only a LITTLE socially awkward
>in high school i was a loser as i got shitty grades, played vidya instead of doing homework, had alot of days absent, didnt play sports, wasnt really part of a certain social clique, didnt have status, etc
>still a loser as i dropped out of high school, am a NEET (unless doing something every now and then that pays under the table such as website design and computer repairs counts as a career), leech off the government, live at home (almost 26 years old), still dont give a shit about sports, dont care about politics, virgin, never been in a relationship (other than a few online "girlfriends"), havent kissed a girl on the lips and dont have any true hobbies (just play vidya, go on the internet, etc)
>prescribed to xanax and prozac
>because of all that girls who approached me and flirted with me first, even the average looking ones, changed their minds before anything happen (and yes, i did try)

so pretty much girls always have these really high expectations for me (or just assume that im a normal and functioning human being like they do with everyone else) then always disappoint themselves

Is it possible to get a check from the gov't for having a psychological disorder like severe depression, or asbergers? If not, what other disorder do I have to fake to play the system and get a check? I am much happier being a NEET and pursuing my own interests. But I cant stand living with my parents. I need some way to make at least enough to live on my own and get by without having to work, until I can develop my own source of sustainable cash flow.

>>10024726
I hope you saved half to pay taxes with.

>Be 20 year old NEET
>today my Dad gave me one of those talks about me getting a job
>he went to mom about this
>mom starts getting really mad for some reason
>she threatens to leave
>Dad brings me in to the argument so I sit down on the couch shivering due to anxiety or nervousness basically
>talk goes on for about 10 minutes, Mother tells Dad to leave, so he goes off somewhere in the van
>my failures are the reason this whole argument started in the first place

Just one reason to kill myself, man. I'm a fucking parasite.

>>10024532
I'll be your friend.

>be me
>22yo NEET lives at home
>meet fellow jpsie from same small country on omegle
>decide to meet up after being friends for awhile
>he turns out to be an outgoing normalfag but a nice guy
>we end up being good friends
>he lives close to me so we hang out from time to time
>he invites me to parties all the time
>eventually go to one
>he hooks up with a hot girl and leaves the party early
>at a party where i know nobody and being a social retard i spaghetti all over the place
>go home
>be depressed that i can't pick up girls and wont ever get laid

I'm never doing that again. He is a nice guy but i hate him at the same time.

>>10024824
Why ask for her number, when I don't have a phone?

>>10024833
Panhandle

>not handsome
>big nose
>bad jaw
>not smart
>22yo depressed kissless virgin NEET who lives at home
>skinnyfat
>small cock(5.8 length, 5.1 girth)
>average height
>poor

I wonder if all that green is coming from a random generator. I don't mind, though. These threads deserve it.

>no friends
>large nose, generally unattractive
>overweight
>no skills
>NEET

oh well, I brought this upon myself

>>10024841
Ask her for some sort of contact information then, maybe you can chat with her on your computer. Then you won't ever have to be >tfw no qt gf

>>10024791
I wasn't scammed into it, I was forced into it. My parents told me I was going to college and thought I was just being lazy when I said it's a waste of money.

Now they blame me for not trying hard enough in a field they pretty much forced me into.

>mfw i wanted to be a NEET but accidentally graduated college and got pulled into a job making stupid amounts of money
>mfw ill never get to >tfw with you guys

maybe ill buy a house for the deductible and let some /jp/ers live there. i don't want my mom to be lonely so i can't move out.

>still kissless virgin though

>>10024846
He just wants them to go on autosage so people can "discuss in peace," I suppose.

Not the way I would have chosen to do it, but, well, there it is.

I'm going to a wedding this weekend. Obviously I'm nervous because I'm a typical fat jp neckbearded type of neet.
Is there any way I can make that experience enjoyable?

>>10024833
Assburgers is basically autism so maybe. Depression helps as well if you use it as an excuse to 5150 yourself in preparation.

>NEET
>thought i needed a job
>today first day
>just got home
>was there for 3 hours
>not planning on going again

it was the easiest job ever and i couldn't handle it. Just packing shit in boxes.

How do i make money now?

>that feel when you begin to notice a legitimate decrease in your ability to learn new concepts and in your short term memory after ~3 years of NEET-life binge drinking

Well, fuck.

>tfw the closest youve ever been to sex with a girl you would fuck is a girl being sexually attracted to you because she either hasnt met you yet or just met you, therefore doesnt know what a loser you are yet
>only girls who were desperate enough to fuck you were fat ugly girls, because their looks match your status
>tfw you werent sex material in high school and college years because you werent an "alpha" who had status, played a sport and so on
>tfw you arent a "beta" who becomes rich and successful either, youre a NEET who dropped out of high school, leeches off the government and lives at home, so girls dont want to settle with you either when they near 30

>>10024851
>tfw no qt gf
I'm quite alright without a 3DQT. I might ask her name though, if I ever see her again.

>>10024860
Eat lots of cake.

2008-2010 hardcore neet
2010-2012 broke out of my neet life style
started to make new friends , be social etc...
last few months I began to miss my old life style so I thought what could go wrong if i go neet for a couple days .... big mistake, I'm back to my old neet state. am i doomed??
is there is a way to break free for ever from this afwul life style

>>10024884
>I might ask her name though

Can't go wrong with meeting random new friends either.

>>10024890
you can do that by sending me money. email is bigdongsanae69@hotmail.com

>Fat - 260lbs, 5ft9
>Bad teeth, but otherwise 'nice' face
>NEET
>Live with mom
>Don't drive
>No friends. Just play vidya, watch movies, surf Internet.

Yet I still feel like I deserve hot, kind girlfriend. I'd never even consider dating somebody overweight.

>tfw no gf because you are ashamed of being a NEET
>tfw doing nothing to change this feel.
>tfw visited by the feel bird of no gf.
>tfw i think my luck could change.

>Be NEET for 4 years
>Get a job last week
>IT goes ok
>I fit in alright, but I'm still a /jp/sie at heart
>Get first pay today
>Everyone said this would feel awesome and make me want to keep working because getting paid is such a fantastic feeling
>I feel nothing
>All I ever want is $40 a month for gym fees, a little for food and I'm happy as Larry, right as rain

-Bad GPA
-Never held a job
-20 years old
-standard virgin/nohandholding stuff
-not a homo at all yet that's everyone's first impression of me
-only hobby is sleeping
-mystic face status 11/10
-average height and underweight

RAET ME jaybee!!!

My stepdad is probably angry I don't have a job and sleep all day though.
Have you guys ever been so hungry that your body starts shaking? I've only been eating a meal a day for the past few months and that has been something recently happening to me. I just don't feel hungry at all anymore, the only way to tell myself that I need to stop browsing /jp/ and eat is when my hands start shaking and its hard to type.


Anyone here playing runescape? I get kind of lonely just doing slayer tasks, and sleepy!

>>10024908
Welcome to /jp/ NEET lifestyle threads friend, enjoy your stay.

I thought I was on /r9k/ there for a moment.

>tfw NEET
>tfw its only 6:00 PM and I'm so bored that I just want the hours to fly by so I can sleep
>tfw I'm so bored I'd rather be dead
>tfw the girl that was into me suddenly isn't talking to me anymore
>tfw I never get texts anymore
>tfw no human interaction

How do you guys cope with your crippling boredom and loneliness? I seriously would rather take a bullet to the head than deal with this.

>>10024904
2/5 homus

>>10024904
>RAET ME jaybee!!!
A.D.H.D/10

>social phobia, selective mustim, OCD
>depression and insomnia
>be quite attractive but unable socialize or to talk to anyone
>0 friends and socially isolated
>have no future, be a college drop out, NEET, never be able to live an independent life
>never leave the house

>tfw you are not curable
>tfw /jp/ tells women that they live on easy mode
it doesn't apply for all of us

>>10024916
Stop quoting.

Anyone else feel emotionally attached to /jp/? I recently lost my job and became NEET so I spend most of my day on the computer, even if I'm not browsing I like to have it on my second screen. It actually brings me some comfort knowing that I can access the board anytime from my desktop, laptop or my smartphone.
Closing it habitually, I feel a cold feeling in my stomach and I have to reopen it again.

What the fuck is happening to me /r9k/

who tha HELL is the one spamming all these greentext stories?!?!?

>>10024931
Dude what board is abv, are you trying to send him to adv?

>22
>shy
>skinnyfat
>bitter
>NEET
>live at home
>no friends
>kissless virgin
>hopelessly depressed

what i want
>virgin
>not fat
>likes me

I know i'll never get that as all women by this age are used goods

>>10024921
I actually laughed out loud to this post, 10/10 quality my friend, best thing I've seen on /jp/ in weeks.

>>10024922
me big boi ;)

>>10024922
you're mum

>>10024912
I didn't want to make more than one post...

>>10024916
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>>10024906
>>10024903
>>10024901
>>10024883
>>10024879
>>10024871
>>10024854
>>10024850
>>10024845
>>10024843
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>>10024827
>>10024822
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>>10024761
>>10024754
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>>10024712
Stop spamming
Stop abusing the quoting function.
Fuck off to >>>/abv/

>NEET since I graduated HS in 2010
>kissless virgin
>can't drive
>lives in parent's basement
>idk wat im doing

I got a seasonal job 2 weeks ago.. My first job. But I'd much rather stay home and play mmos ): The constant human interaction of this retail job is fucking torture for me.

>>10024922
It's squiddy!

>>10024860
yes shave the beard

>NEET
>won't talk if there's more than one person
>can't drive
>acne
>recently gained 20lbs
>wear yoga pants constantly since my jeans no longer fit
>1 friend that I only text
>rent out someone's basement
>only leave to get groceries

>>10024936
lol so fanney
>you
>not lulzworthy
>XD
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

>>10024937
who the HELL is squiddy

>>10024943
I was fucking serious you jackass, I figured since all those people were whining you were linking him to the advice board. Go fuck yourself asshole.

>>10024944
u're mum lulz

>>10024943

>>10024931
This.

Janitor, what the HELL are you doing? Delete this horrible thread already, it reeks of /a/ with a hint of /v/ on the side.

>>10024952
so the janitor should delete every thread that gets spammed

you'd make a great staff member

I think he got muted.

Spamming greentext is neither funny nor ironic
it will never be as cool as aikido either

>>10024795
pity response
good luck connecting to server

>have a sleepover
>just me, big bro, and two friends
>we all know what's going to happen
>mom makes chilli
>play vidya for a while
>PFFFRRRRRRT
>itbegins
>start farting on each other
>YOU FUCKER! YOU JUST FARTED ON MY HEAD! I'M GONNA FART IN YOUR FACE!
>HAHA NOT IF I FART IN YOUR FACE FIRST, FUCKER!
>mom checks in on us
>me and my bro are holding one of our friend's down while we fart on him
>meanwhile other friends is exposing his ass so he can fart on my bro better
>we freeze and just look at her
>she says it smells like feet wrapped in burnt bacon and shuts the door while calling us disgusting
>the fun carries on
>dad bursts in the room yelling
>grabs me and my bro
>hold us both down and farts right in our faces
>start yelling
>friend #1 runs up to dad, pulls his shorts dad and wet farts right on my dad's chest
>nearly die of laughter

Oh lord, we still do this to this day. Even more fun when you go camping and they can't run away because they're in their sleeping bags.

>>10024965

>constantly telling myself that i'm a fucking parasite and a shit of a human being
>lazy NEET
>sometimes think i'm good looking but when I see myself on the worst days I say "who am I kidding? i am fucking disgusting."
>when i'm passing near a bum I always think that -that's gonna be my future
>approached zero girls
>no skills and knowledge
>one girl started going out with me, everything was fine but because of my paranoidness and shity thoughts -I left her.
>got a handjob from her but couldnt feel shit probably because I was nervous
>rejected a bj from her
>still a virgin
>i'm 19.

>almost underweight
>pale
>glasses (i wear rimless glasses that fit my face very nicely though, so its not too bad i guess)
>have some anxiety issues so im prescribed to xanax and prozac
>when i was very young i was diagnosed with ass burgers, dyslexia and ocd
>got shitty grades in school, never did homework, had alot of days absent, dropped out of high school and dont have any plans to get a GED
>NEET and get social security disability, well on a rare occasion i do something that pays under the table such as website design
>hardly have a social life, especially now that i quit hanging out with my one group of friends i met in school
>spend alot of time in my bedroom, playing vidya, on the internet, talking to cousins and online friends, etc
>live at home (will be 26 in about a month)
>virgin, never been in a relationship (other than with a few online "girlfriends") and never kissed a girl on the lips

and yet i still manage to get called a "normalfag" on /jp/

So I am a 25 year old NEET. I am a High School drop out, (with a GED). I have no working experience. I am in college, but it seems wrong somehow.

I know there are places where anyone can get a job. Like in a mine in some small town. Or becoming a truck driver or something. I can probably borrow money from my parents to get a truck and start my own company?

What the hell am I supposed to do?

>>10025007
not sure if this is copypasta or not but

I sometimes have toyed with the idea of truck driving.. I've seen places say they'll train you to drive and all that and I think I would be ok driving for long periods of time alone in a truck

Plus don't they get free food and shit at truck stops?

Just out of curiosity, how do people even manage to become 200+ lbs? Since I became a NEET I can only bring myself to eat about a third of what most would eat.

>>10025007
How does a High School drop out wind up in college?

>>10024245
Open the fridge as you say "AHHH, I'M GETTING HUNGRY HOMBRE!"

All of this
>bawww must be foreveralone
>bawww must not be normalfag
>bawww must be NEET
>bawww must know my feels

Is bullshit faggotry.

>>10025020
Community colleges accept anyone and after a certain amount of credits you can transfer to a university.

>>10024962
>implying

>>10025018
>I can only bring myself to eat about a third of what most would eat.

Is that because you're simply not as hungry or is it because you can't afford a lot of food? For me it's the cost of the food, I have to be smart and I have no money to spend on junk food or cheap snacks

>20
>virgin
>kissed twice, once in kindergarten and once in 2nd grade
>no gf ever
>never got drivers license
>didn't learn to tie shoes until jr high
>slept in the same bed as my mother until freshman year
(nothing sexual, had a shitty old bed I didn't want to sleep in)
>NEET

I honestly believe I am the king of betas.

>>10025025
Yeah, but how do you get the scholarships to pay for it?

>>10025018
You're probably at a stage where you still do strenuous stuff like move around.

>tfw I'm the "douchebag" of the group
>tfw I'm ugly
>tfw I'm too skinny
>tfw no one ever texts me
>tfw no one hangs out with me anymore
>tfw all my friends have gfs now
>tfw my gf of 3 years broke up with me
>tfw NEET
>tfw I don't find anything fun anymore
>tfw I shitpost on /sp/ all day
>tfw my parents are disappointed in me and I can see it in their eyes.

How should I kill myself?

>>10025023
as if these threads aren't bullshit to begin with

at least with the green spam it will probably get deleted faster

>>10025028
Seriously, is /jp/ r9k now?

I'm sure these threads never used to be about people whining about how beta and depressing their lives were.

>Moving from France to USA, on a plane
>Announcement says theres going to be some turbulence
>Americans start praying and crying
>Fat American businessman gets out of his seat
>Face contorted with rage
>YALL BETTER GIVE ME AN MAH FAMILY COMPENSATION YA HEAR?!?! ILL SUE YER ASS!
>Storms to the front of the plane
>Other Americans start cheering and clapping
>Looks like he's ready to punch someone
>Female flight attendant comes out
>Says "Excuse me sir, please take your seat"
>Starts yelling
>I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WE SAVED YER ASSES IN WW2 FUCKING FRENCHY
>Flight attendant puts her hands on him to try and calm him
>YOU ALL SAW!! SHE TRIED TO MANHANDLE ME!! ILL SUE YER ASS
>Other Americans start yelling and getting roudy
>SUE HER!!
>SUE DAT BITCH!!
>SUE! SUE!
>Turbalance starts
>They all fall silent and start praying again
>Passes after a minute
>Americans start clapping and cheering
>Fat guy says
>OUR PRAYERS SAVED ALL YALL UNGRATEFUL FAGGITS
>Takes his seat
>Clap when the plane lands

Alan turing had a hard life

>20 yr old NEET
>Haven't left my house in 2 months
>Dad insists to take me out to eat anywhere
>I've been enough of a burden for him for the past 2 years, so I just ask him to drive me to this fry truck for a poutine
>We get there to park a block away and I get out of the car alone to take my order after a couple
>My mind is astray and feeling very anxious about past acquaintances seeing me in my current neckboar state
>Fry truck guy brings up a poutine like I ordered and I take it
>Fry truck guy loses his shit and shouts in a Serbian accent "What are doing (something)? That not for you" as he rips the poutine out of my hands and hands it to the couple
>I start stuttering that I'm sorry and keep getting cutout between every stutter
>Fry truck guy keeps talking down to me like I'm some petty thieve
>The guy in the couple looks like he knows I just had a minor lapse in judgement but his cocksleeve has this look of contempt/disgust for me
>Finally get my order and has even less fries and cheese curds than the last order
>Feel like shit and more depressed than I was that day
>Toss out the poutine when my Dad wasn't looking

>>10025036
Someone is spamming old /r9k/ posts.

>>10025036
These are all just copied greentext shit from the /r9k/ archive.

>>10025049
>>10025050

Oh, kind of sad and interesting that these get posted, even on /r9k/.

What's the best way to shit in a sock? I'm tired of getting up every day and going to the bathroom, but I can't manage to get my shit in the socks without it smearing on my fingers. Is there a certain brand of socks that you guys would recommend?

>22 years old neet living with mom
>hand out candy while mom takes a break and warms up
>young woman with a young kid comes up, think nothing of it.
>"omg anon" it was a girl who friendzoned me hard in high school, I had cut all contact with everyone I knew after high school, in an attempt to purge myself of feels.
>forced to make small talk with her and lie why I stopped talking to her and pretty much dropped off the face of the earth.
>she got pregnant at 19 from one of her douchebag, wannabe drug dealer/thug boyfriends I hated with all my aspie self.
>he cleaned himself up and became an electrician (or so she said, no real reason for her to lie)
>her kid starts crying for more candy.
>says she has to move along, asks me for my facebook, tell her I didn't have one.
>asks for my cell number, tell her I didn't have one of those either
>just says "oh, see ya around I guess" and moves on to the next house

>>10025034
Hide them if you don't want to read them. NEET threads are allowed on /jp/

>>10025056
Just tell your mom to get you a trash bin from the dollar store.

>>10025059
so you're reading all this greentext? have fun I guess

>19, NEET living with friend and his family
>sitting on friends porch with friend having a smoke
>its facing the street only a few yards from the road
>real nice white car pulls up to stop at the light
>turns to us
>recognize him as that douchey kid from middle school that always told dirty jokes
>he recognizes us
>says "whats up with you guys"
>i say "not shit"
>he gives a douchey smug smile and drives off

damn why was i so stupid all my life.

>>10025029
CC needs no scholarships. As for universities, my aunt told me if you hold a cetain GPA or something the government/state will pay for your education or make it very cheap. Maybe there's something like that for CC, or perhaps there's some kind of financial aid.

I never bothered looking into it because I don't see myself not being NEET.

I'm a 22 year old NEET. If I never manage to find a job, I'll just mooch off my parents as long as I can. Afterwards, I think I'll be able to live for a long time, if not the rest of my life, with the inheritance of my parents and some other relatives who have no children of their own. There's really no need for me to work. My parents don't spend much more having me here than they would if it were just the two of them. My parents are also very introverted, like myself, and would rather I stay since they'd be more lonely without me.

>>10025067
It's spam and should be reported. We normally don't have this.

>>10025059
More like NEET generals were forced upon /jp/ by /q/mmigrants

They were always here but not in the form of generals and in such obnoxiously short intervals

>dad is tall and handsome
>outgoing, funny, deep booming voice, a man, good father figure, etc
>everybody loves him
>married to my mom, who is a pretty and a great woman
>have all of his good genes, height, looks wise and dick size that is (ive found his magnum condoms before, thats how i know)
>however diagnosed with ass burgers when i was very young
>mom raised me when i was young because he was always at work
>now a virgin who has never been in a relationship, will be 26 in about a month, NEET, dropped out of high school, still dont have a GED, never played sports, not even into watching them, dont care about politics, never had a HUGE social life, dont have any true hobbies (just vidya, internet, etc) and fucked up every chance i had with a girl either because i came on way too softly, was being a Nice Guy or i tried but she realized that im a loser and changed her mind (and ive had ALOT of chances with desirable girls who approached me and were flirting with me)

RIP dad, sorry that i couldnt be a son you could be proud of

>>10025075
What does it matter? It's still a thread for NEETs.

>dad is alpha as fuck
>everything he trys will be always a success
>is strong as fuck
>has a bigger dick
>never takes shit from anyone
>woman are eyefucking him

>i'm omega as fuck
>i always fail
>neet
>weak like a babby
>can't even Talk to people

>tfw father pretends that he is still proud that he has a son like me

>NEET
>No prospects
>No money
>No friends
>Family dislike me, but are too good to disown me
>No social skills
>Legitimately ugly (3-4/10 according to every 4chan board)
>Back hurts due to NEETing it up so much
>Still finding it hard to accept the fact that I'll never be a good-looking, kind, rich person

Ya know, everyone is like...
>you should get a job blah blah blah
But what if I don't want to, what if I'm happy being a NEET? Why is it thought that everyone should have a job?

tell me how to make my teeths stop hurting until monday

im sure some of you NEETs have had similar problems

>>10025054
I'm more appalled that someone is sad enough to manually spam on /jp/

>started off year as a NEET after failing my only year at community college (I had dropped out of university after three years a year before)
>mom puts me in for state job
>actually get the job (first job of my life at 23)
>move in with friend in July
>get a new computer
>saw some boobs the other night
Only things worth noting about my year. Twas nice to see boobs as that keeps up the streak of seeing a woman at least topless since 2007 (when I first saw a topless chick at the age of 18).

>>10025063
I can only imagine what the garbage man's reaction on trash day.

Is it even illegal to put human waste in the trash?

>>10025098
chew something hard

>>10025084
I personally think making NEET threads officially part of /jp/s rules just attracts the wrong crowd to this board

>be a NEET out of HS for 2 years
>live with mom doing nothing but browsing 4chan, playing vidya, and watching anime
>mom gets sick of my shit and applies me for jobs everywhere (behind my back)
>I now have a job
>be working 48 hours a week
>my only days off are on Sunday
>mom says she'll kick me out if I quit
>have no friends so I'd be pretty much fucked and would have to live on the streets (not to mention that the Winter season is starting)
>have to start another 8 hour shift in 4 hours and I haven't even slept yet

What should I do, /jp/? I seriously hate working, but I can't be fucking homeless. How can I be assertive with my mom just enough to get out of a job, yet still live with her?

>been a NEET for 3 years
>forced to find job because parents wouldn't support me anymore
>lost job after 6 months (I was really good at it but was fired because the company just couldn't get enough business)
>been NEET for a month, found out how much I love this lifestyle
>will begin new job in a week

I fucking hate having to work. I mean it's not difficult and I'm good at what I do but I prefer just living a solitary lifestyle without much responsibility and a fixed schedule.

I wish I'd just win the lottery or something.

>regarding being a virgin as a bad thing

Why is this thread so full of /r9k/ and /v/???

I just finished a naked/melee only playthrough of Dark Souls PTDE. It was fun.

I've spent the past year or so playing games and watching animes every day. sometimes I'll do something else...but only rarely...
going outside is too much effort though obviously, because the sun hurts my eyes and everyone outside is mean....

I'm broke of course so when my computer inevitably breaks I'll probably kill myself.

>>10025098
lots of vicodin

>>10025112
I hope not, I've been throwing my piss bottles away for the past 10 years.

>>10025113
mindbreak her

>>10025110
The threads were fine until they started getting spammed recently.

>>10025075
I don't want to see a trip abuser complaining about board rules.

>>10025112
not sure about shit but I have tons of piss bottles, but I do put them in a black trash bag before putting them in the can

nothing has happened so far

>>10025131
No, they weren't. These threads are filled with whiny faggots.

>>10025137
Not really. There were very few people complaining about being a NEET and the ones that did were insulted.

MEIDO GETS ON AT 2:00 FOR THE FLANFLY THREADS

REPORT THE FUCKING SPAM BEFORE HE GOES BACK TO SLEEP

>>10025137
What? These threads are supposed to be about NEET pride. Self-hating NEETs are not welcome here.

>>10025131
That may be true but we should consider on why the spammer is spamming now.

I think since the mod introduced NEET threads to the rules officially they have been gradually become more whiny and more 'normal'
You see part-time NEETs more often now too.

This all came only gradually but it might have hit the breaking point of the spammer and he felt threatened by the influx of possible crossboard NEETs and decided to spam the threads with the very thing he hates so much to show them how wrong they are.

>>10025155
If he's doing anything he is giving crossboarders the idea that normalshit is okay.

>>10025155
>You see part-time NEETs more often now too.

That doesn't many any sense.

>>10025155
I want to disagree but crossboarders really are shitting up these threads. I'd rather see Meido occasionally deleting NEET threads than them turning into /r9k/

>>10025015
You get priority serving in diners ( you get food served before the non-truckers), and possible discounts.

Thing is with truck driving, you're essentially going to be going to the same place, the same/similar route each time. Since you gain experience traveling from A to B, why would they want to risk you going A to C when you already know all the roads and turns on A to B?


I know a guy who drives a truck. He exclusively works a Toronto to California route because he is already very experienced in it.

It's only a good idea if you fall in love with the one route/destination.

>>10025041

Thank you for making me depressed remembering that shit.

Good thing I'm not a homo I guess.

>>10025198
sure it does

people that go to school or have a job but other than that stay at home

they think they're neet because they don't have friends or go out

>>10025322
That doesn't make it any less of a contradiction.

They're not NEETs.

Update on >>10024245 and >>10024270

Apparently she only saw the back of me and asked my brother if I was his mum.