/jp/ - Otaku Culture

cuz they belong on /cgl/.

Because they don't even remotely look like a touhou.
Heres a tip: Stop being 3 dimensional

>>10175801
Every single thread on /jp/ can go in another board.

I like cosplay threads as long as they're about the outfits and not the people. Can someone just post clothes or faceless shots?

>>10175815
I bet if you were to just keep it about Japanese cosplayers then the thread would have a better chance at being successful. Though cosplay really does belong on /cgl/

>>10175815
here's a 14yo raymoo

>>10175801
With that logic:
LN should go to /lit/
VN should go to /v/
Touhou should go to /v/
Japan related stuff should go to /trv/
hikkiNEET stuff should go to /soc/
Doujins to /a/, /v/ and /mu/
And so on.

Akirameru onegai.

The problem is that these kinds of threads attract retarded crack whores from /cgl/ and their bumbling white knights who can't take a hint and realize their personal life drama isn't welcome here.

Also you already have Sankaku and Rule 63 for that.

>>10175830
Completely doesn't understand the board, go figure coming from someone that tries to derail every thread he posts in by asking for advice, yet applies none of it.

>>10175830
Don't get smart with me, bastard.

>>10175829
Oh God.
I wish I hadn't deleted my reaction face folder.

>>10175829
Shitty costume, looks too cheap.

NEXT.

>>10175846
how about superior shrine maiden?

>>10175864
What is she doing

>>10175796
Because they can get so lewd. Have you seen the Touhou Cosplay on Ex-henti? The source title says enough.

>>10175885
You don't like lewd things?

>>10175887
Stop posting, dude.

>>10175830
>Doujins to /a/, /v/ and /mu/
>and /mu/
wow your fucking dumb

>>10175905
Second this.

>>10175908
I believe you are confusing doujins with doujinshi.
Doujinshi = written
Doujin = videogames, songs etc...
No, really. There are doujin songs.
Quite a fucking clear example is Tohou.

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard. There is a solution.

Aikido.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunched back of notre dame.
It all changed when I took Aikido, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.

Women love a man with good posture.

>>10175905
>>10175911
do you even lewd?

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?
I answer, I'm not strong, you are.
Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.
I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs
A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.
An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.
Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.
A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>10175908
Also, forgot to mention that:
>your
You have to use you're in this case.

I practiced Aikido for several years. My dojo was across from a Karate dojo, who would often give us rude remarks, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, as I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding bus. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

The fact that people have gone out of their way to cosplay outfits for outfits from doujin series surprises me more than it should. There's the Koumajou Densetsu ones, too.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on Sanae when this bulky otaku comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>>10175887
I never said that anon. I just become so giddy and end up getting into a tossing frenzy about not being with an asian girl, while knowing I could get a girl into a lewd situation, yet not willing to use them.

On top of that I start to miss my Ex-K-girl, who is so moody (Almost boarder line Tsundere). We still talk, but even now she is a pistol.

>>10175939
Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>10175946
I shall now show you how aikido can help you court a women

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

>>10175933
the fact that you think people have perfect grammar on the internet proves how retarded you are

the fact that i already said this to you in the past proves how childish you are

>>10175961
>you think people have perfect grammar on the internet proves how retarded you are
>proves how childish you are
Calling other retards is like so mature, right?

>>10175961
Aikido relies heavily on grabbing wrists.
You are not allowed to grab the gloves of your opponent.
MMA gloves cover all the way up to the wrist.

Herp derp derp, most aikido moves are based exclusively on wrist and hand throws. Therefore, aikido can't be used.

Also, the reason you see Aikido look like it's staged is because you literally cannot have a "real" Aikido fight, as it will end up with the first person being grabbed having a broken wrist, arm, or hand. The reason Aikido demonstrations looked rigged is because they are - the practicioners must move along with the grabbing or else the tension from having their arms and legs manipulated will break them.

>>10175973
when it's true, it is 8)

>>10175973
My Dad is a master of many martial arts- Taekwondo, Kendo, Sudoku, Go... you wouldn't, no, COULDNT believe your eyes.

He always told me his true power was due to his learning of aikido(he has a black belt but doesn't consider himself a master of the true art, as everyone is a student forever in Aikido). With Aikido, he can end conflicts without hurting anyone, by redirecting their own energy into a armlock or trip that is inescapable(because how can u beat yourselff...?) and he just asks the defeated person if they have calmed down before he lets them go... very beautiful martial arts, aikido is. They say you can even reverse direction of an entire car if you know how...

>>10175864
i think she also cosplays as Youmu- not sure if this is her

>>10175982
Hello young aikidōka. Have you been practicing your aikido like a good student?

Why don't you drop down to my dojo in Tanabe, Wakayama, and I can show you some throws and pins personally. We can start with the Heaven-and-earth throw (天地投げ tenchinage) ;)
xxx

>>10175989
Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

>>10175989
those skinny arms

>>10175917
>I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard. There is a solution.
>Aikido.
>I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunched back of notre dame.
>It all changed when I took Aikido, my back straighten and strengthen.
>Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.
>Women love a man with good posture.

>>10175922
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>10175989
Hello young aikidōka. Have you been practicing your aikido like a good student?

Why don't you drop down to my dojo in Tanabe, Wakayama, and I can show you some throws and pins personally. We can start with the Heaven-and-earth throw (天地投げ tenchinage) ;)
xxx

pic related, narutaru kurosaguragi cosplay from bleach.

How about this. Any pictures taken by /jp/

>>10176047
I see you like my stories young pal. Then let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>Volunteered as a page at my college town's public library to try to get in this one hot chick's pants sophomore year.
>Am putting away kids books
>It's preschool storytime.
>Storytime is also well attended by local kids with varying degrees of disabilities
>See one of the downs seven year olds tear-assing towards the bathroom.
>Normally, I would tell kids "please don't run" but when they were making a beeline for the bathroom, I'd gladly make an exception.
>About fifteen minutes later, kid walks out, looking as normal as he could.
>Shortly after that, morning coffee kicks in, and I have to piss like a racehorse.
>See brown streaks in the sink and on the button of the wall-mounted soap dispenser, plus enough paper towels in the garbage to deforest a Pacific Northwest mountainside.
>*sniff, sniff* Smell Shit. Fresh shit.
>Open leftmost stall
>shit on the floor.
>Open middle stall.
>Feces. Feces everywhere. and on everything.
>There is shit covering places that I did not believe possible...
>Containment was breached on BOTH sides.
>Did the only thing I could do: Close the bathroom and call maintanance to send a Janitor.
>Meet with Janitor about a couple hours later as I'm busting out of work.
>She said, "Whoever made that fucking mess cannot be human."
>MFW I saw bits of shit on the fucking CELING.

>>10176028
I remember you. You are an oldfag like me, always posting about your damn Aikido.
You may have goos posture, but you don't know how to socialize outside of /jp/.
I remember posting once saying you were out with friends after not socialzing for months, besides Aikido, so you went to the club. You started dancing with a girl, but then a big black guy pushed you aside to dance with her. She went along with it. You said no to him, broke his arm, he left, and everyone else that night avoided you out of fear. Aikido is a joke to everyone in the martial arts world as well, so stop fooling yourself.

>go to britain on vacation
>go to see harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 at the london premiere by myself
>sit in the back so I don't have to be near anyone
>the whole place fills up and I'm surrounded by chavs and their horrible screeching girlfriends
>try not to make eye contact but one of them notices me
>try to pull my trenchcoat up over myself so he can't see me
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>he starts laughing
>OI WHAT IS THIS SHITE, YOU DAFFY TWAT? GLOBBER ROPES? WHO BRINGS GLOBBER ROPES TO THE GIANT TELLY NELLY? SOMETHING BLOODY WRONG WITH YOU INNIT?
>slaps my face
>his friends are laughing and the girls are laughing and throwing things at me
>bend down to try to scoop up the spaghetti with my hands
>one of them kicks me in the face
>lose consciousness
>wake up at 3:20am in the theater bleeding from my ears
>clothes are totally wet and stink
>they spilled afternoon tea on my cape while I was unconscious

>Go to see a movie alone
>I'm couple minutes late, the trailers are about to end
>As I walk into the theater, the whole crowd turns to look at me
>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"
>Whole theater laughing hysterically as I take my seat
>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.
>Want to die
>After the movie, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway
>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing
>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to the movies alone and how I shot kill myself
>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape
>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me
>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"
>Ushers come by
>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd
>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"
>Ushers join in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me
>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point
>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours
>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy
>Black guy goes NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
>Crowd finally disperses
>Cinema manager comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear "never come here alone again."
>All I can do is whimper yes sir

>>10176057
poor celing...

>>10176047
One day I will finish processing these photos. Not today.

>>10176072
Well, I'm allergic to pollen but I have to say Spring never did look so ugly until now.

>>10176079

>>10176079
oh my god.
>>10176083
sorry it was meant as a reaction image
>>10176047
yep. ACEN 2012. only took a couple though

Someone post gas mask Yuuka, please.

>>10176097
...why is Sakuya black?

Where da milk at?

>>10176104
Remi likes her food well done.

Why is the janitor babysitting /cgl/ shit?

my 2hu cosplayed

>>10176104
because she's Blackuya

>>10176106

>>10176107
i just died.

Why was that Patchouli girl deleted?

I thought it was pretty good.

I used to go same classes as her few months ago. Picture not by me thought

guess who I am!

>>10176128
Woah, lucky.

>>10176122
That mokou. Those pants are like natural fit for him.

>>10176122
Mokou is awesome.. 10/10 would hang

>>10176137
Cirno?

>>10176137
Oh god why. Why would you even leave the house looking like that. I would make a better rei than that 3DPD

>>10176128
Good camera work makes all the difference in the world. Been meaning to learn more about it, specially that depth of focus that centers the whole picture on the subject. Useful for crowded events where everything you shoot is badly lit and with too much going on in the back.

>>10176151
For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.
Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed
And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.
Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

>>10176137
Is... is that a mustache?

>>10175829
This is my favorite cosplay picture ever.

>>10176079
That Reimu is incredibly pale. I wonder if he sparkles in the sun.

>>10176097
Oh neat, did you get any of me?

Why do we have such a shitty janitor?

Theres reaaaaally big lack of good Oku cosplayers.

>>10176134
when her feet are pointing right at the cam like that, it looks like she's got hooves

I fucking hate fat people.

When I see a fat persons legs it's one of the most disgusting things in existence. That solid block of fat instead of a nice toned leg is fucking gross.

my seiga cosplay

>>10176171
Because the time he spends in IRC bitching about newcomers he is insulted by everyone and has to grow his e penis by deleting posts.
>>10176179
Wow that's good.

>>10176170
not sure. who did you go as- Youmu?
>>10176155
he was actually really fucking cool. as well as the Sakuya. talked to them both.

I want to see someone do Remilia's Kourindou outfit. There are all these white ones running around, but, none of them have the hat anywhere near as poofy as they should be.

me and my buds in out touhou cosplay
we didn't want to be all the same oni, so we made our original characters for the costumes.

>>10176205
Yeah, I was the Koumajou Densetsu one. I think I was the only dude Youmu, for that matter.

>>10176212
OH I know who you are. sorry-- I didn't take any pictures of you guys. i came pretty late because I overslept.

>>10176206
you mean this?

A very good Kyouko, although she forgot the ears and broom!

>>10176239
N-no! Anything but the cell phone camera in one hand pose. fuggin ported.

>>10176240
that's not the only thing that was forgotten in this post, d'ohoho

>>10176239
That's pretty decent, and this girl looks the part.

Are those contacts or is it photoshop?

>>10176239
No, that's the Koumajou Densetsu outfit. The Kourindou one is mostly white and super poofy.

what do you guys think?

I-is this what they call "attention whore otaku"?!

>>10176266
me on the right

Beautiful.

>>10176232
Ah, I see. S'cool, I've got probably enough pictures from other places.

>>10176239
I guess the janitor never seen this pic of milk before...

Last straw motherfucker.
You dug your own grave, Janitard.
I'm coming for you.
You're fucking dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1SUzcDUERLo

>>10176272
Why did she dye her hair yellow? Why didn't she dye it blond? It looks absolutely ridiculous.

>>10176290
milk is a qtpie.

>>10176284
In bizarro world

>>10176284
I agree, this dress is quite nice.
Too bad some slut is wearing it, it would look alot better just laying around

>>10176303
I like to think of cosplayers as lousy amateur models: They're just there to fill out the clothes and pose, nothing more.

>>10176293
Janitor here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnp3AgXP0dU

>>10176284
It looks almost as if somebody took a regular image and then stretched it vertically.

>>10176239
I thought milk wasn't allowed.

>>10176310
Too bad most of their clothes look like cheap shit you can pick up at the dollar store.

>>10176319
They certainly look more expensive than the people wearing them

>>10176319
I do appreciate the craft required. I've seen some really good outfits done on a small budget. And a lot of people that need to learn how to sew. Lose some weight as well, but that's asking a bit too much from some of them.

I dunno why I like it. Photographing is fun, try not to think about the subjects at all.

>>10176343
Wait, you do this for the photography aspect? These pictures look like they were taken by cameraphones.

>>10176369
I didn't say I was good...

>>10176379
I saw something about this on the news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E

>>10176247
prepare for horror

>>10176379
At least photograph pretty or interesting things.
Landscape, buildings,plants,animals...
And get a at least decent camera, that makes a huge difference

>Touhou cosplay
Sorry I don't really like the fact that whores are cosplaying my pure Touhous. Just who thoses sluts think they are?

>>10176409
>pure touhous

>>10176128
Liar. That's a guy

>>10176409
Its epic as HELL /jp/ related dude.
Post more women dressed as cartoons!

>>10176421
They are pure. The lewd things you usually read are just being written by delusional and weird people who just want to satisfy their lust.

Why hasn't this thread been deleted? Is cosplay allowed on /jp/ now?

Do we have to make a thread on /q/ again just to get this deleted?

>>10176465
Cosplay has been allowed since the start of the board as long as it's otherwise /jp/-related. We also post drawings when /ic/ exists, comics when /a/ and /co/ exist, blah blah blah all our content is crossover topics.

Lurk more.

>>10176465
It's the janitor posting and bumping his own thread.
Funny that he spent so much time babysitting this one rather than deleting the other shit threads being made at the time.
Go ahead and delete my posts again, like I give a fuck. Keep wiping my ass, janitard.

>>10176476
10/10
Thank you.

>>10176476
Unlike cosplay people actually like these things though

>>10176500
I like cosplay. I said so in >>10175815

>>10176476
That annoying tone..
That rude answer..
That sarcastic taunt..

Definitely someone from /cgl/.

This is why we shouldn't have those kind of threads on /jp/.

>>10176513
Did you know there's an entire board dedicated to cosplay? Here, since you like cosplay so much let me direct you there
>>>/cgl/

>>10176513
Fair point, seen that way I like cosplay too.
Let's call this a attentionwhore thread then

>>10176525
There's an entire board dedicated to video game generals, yet the Touhou/STG and VN generals are our most popular recurring threads.

Take this to /q/ if it bothers you so much. It's a one-off, anyway. It's not like we have daily cosplay generals.

SOUTH STAR REPORTING STRIKE

Bump for more Touhou cosplay~

>>10177018
I don't think you really mean it.

>>10177023
Ojou-sama's semi-elegant-but-not-really hands.

>>10177023
He said bump for cosplay, not dump for more whores.
Silly anon

>>10177034
explain the distinction kudasai

>>10177023
Oh hey, I have those contacts.

>>10177041
Cosplay are the pretty dresses the whores are wearing

>>10177048
Dresses are made to be worn, anonymous.

>>10177051
In this case they are simply ugly if worn, sorry.

Why no Milk cosplay?

>>10177089
You don't have to apologize to me for your bad taste.

>>10178372
The face of a woman who was born to suffer.

all these cosplays are shit, glad you wasted your time posting them.

>>10178379
Your post is shit, congratulations on taking the time to make it.

cosplay a world's biggest shit

>>10178381
delicious butthurt

get fukt tasteless pleb

>>10176112
>>10176122
That's not the x264 dev, is it?

why is she riding a toy bike when she can fly

>>10178436
Shit western fan

>>10178436
because it's a toy, not a vehicle

average western cosplay

Where are the Milk pics?

>>10178449
u guys r weird lmao

>>10178451
pls no

>>10176128

Hilariously desperate to make up stories are we

>>10175864
That horrible eyelining ruins it.

>>10178449

>>10178449
>>10179129
that patchouli
fapfpafpafpap

>>10179129
It's weird looking at those two people and knowing they've had their tongues in each other's genitals.

How do neurotypicals deal with this knowledge? Do they just put it out of their minds?

>>10178436
Well, look at how much fun she's having.

>>10179147
How do you know this?

>>10179159
>>10179147
Just stop, don't bring any drama into this.
Pygma and milk dated.

Look at her, trying to corrupt our pure and beloved milky-chan.

>>10179129
That Kaguya is certainly hot. I'm not sure if its a girl or a girly boy, but I'd put it in their ass anyway.

>>10179173
>that patchy

My heart it hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhh

>>10179182
u takin the piss m8

>>10179182
She looks just like a girl I dated. It's almost depressing to look at.

That girl was half-Arabic, though, so she had a reason for her big nose. milk is just deformed.

>>10179166
oh, I don't follow these sort of things at all, so I didn't realize who they were
sorry

>>10179147
Every time you see a man wave to you, do you think about the fact that that hand has been tightly gripped around his penis hundreds of times?

>>10179201
>oh, I don't follow these sort of things at all

Get a load of this nonlurker, who didn't even pick up core /jp/ gossip by osmosis.

>>10179204
This is why I don't like shaking hands.

>>10179213
Fucking die and burn, scum.

>>10179213
I almost feel bad for this girl.
I wonder what it feels like dealing with /jp/'s shit every day.

>>10179237
No u.

>>10179243
To be honest, she probably likes the attention.

Harsh criticism (even of her appearance) never seems to affect her. Whenever she streams and pays attention to all the insults and flames, she seems to enjoy it. She always giggles in a "Tee-hee~ You silly boys talking about my nose :-)" kind of way.

Amanda is a dumb name.

Milky face.

>>10179260
I did this too but I just felt guilty.

Some people have no shame.

Does Milk have a boyfriend?

>>10179289
Yes, Mush !Mush..gCQk.

He also visits conventions and he's met with a few other /jp/ers. He appeared in that one stream, but he was shy because he's non-white and thinks we haven't seen him before.

>>10179260
This is really fucked up. How come only one of her hands has fake nails?

>>10179301
So she can operate her phone, doofus.

>>10179301
Because she uses the other hand for... things.

>>10179306
Lewd.

White pig cosplay on /jp/? What the fuck happened?

The things I would do to her vocal cords. How can someone's voice be so darn cute?

Also, post more milk.

>>10179313
Go back to translating shit, weeb.

>>10179316

0/10

>>10179309
>>10179304
>>10179300
Are you part of the Milk fanclub or something?

>>10179313
Amanda is olev.

We need a milk booru.

>>10179325
Yes. I've been a fan of hers since she was Strawberry-chan.

When I have enough money I'm going to travel to California and meet her (and bully Mush).

>>10179331
What's the name of Milk's lewd looking friend in my picture?

>>10176296
Well I think it's a wig, but your point still stands

>>10179373
disgusting.

>>10179373
That's Mush in drag.

>>10179373
Literally the definition of pig disgusting.
Those thighs made good BBQ material though. Nice fat

My greatest dream is to become her sugar daddy and spoil her like there's no tomorrow. I'd make sure she'd never miss a thing in her life.

She deserves way more than I can give her, though.

>>10179396
If you mean milk, she's mine.

I'm serious about meeting her.

>>10179396
People like you disgust me. You're everything wrong with women today.

>>10179404
How are you going to do it? Meet her that is.
At a convention?

>>10179414
I think I have her address, assuming she lives with her boyfriend. Otherwise I can just meet Mush. I don't know what I'd do. I'm a little scared. I'm not strong or anything so I'd probably just say "H-Hi Bradley-sama..." and then run off.

I'm just going to get to California and take it from there. This is how I do things.

>>10179419
Strike him down etc.

This is why I didn't want a cosplay thread here. fuggin Milk and her camera phone in one hand pose...

>>10179429
Maybe I will, who knows. He looks fairly scrawny but then again, so am I.

>>10179431
milk does Touhou cosplay.

>>10179432

>>10179432
Are you up for sharing? We could do so much more if we banded together.

>>10179419
In most of the fictions that I read, the most successful way to steal a girl from their boyfriend is to rape them.
1.Rape her
2.Make her love your cock
3.Make her unable to get satisfaction from their bf's chinko
4.Fuck her infront of her boyfriend while exposing her ahegao look
5.Win @ life
I wish you luck brethren.

>>10179419
She does live with him.
It seems like he works every weekday though, till around 3-4pm-ish.

But they also have 3 (?) other roommates though. You're aware of this, right?

>>10179450
I suppose invading her house is out of the question, then.

>>10179419
What's her address?
I have no interest in interfering, I just want to know if your guess is the same as mine.

>>10179431
>>10179432
Are you fucking psychic?

>>10179450
Her roommates work at the same place her boyfriend works. Same hours too.
We had a conversation about this on skype once.

>>10179432
I'll kick his ass for $30. For an extra $30 I promise not to kick yours.

>>10179447
If you want. This is serious, by the way. I fully intend to go through with this.

You can easily find Mush's address the same way I did. There are about ten Ariases in Victorville, though I'm 99% sure I've narrowed it down to the right one.

Email's in the field.

Anybody got more pygma touhou cosplays? I know mokou and yuugi but the archive has thumbnails of her as cirno too. She looks cute.

>>10179465
>This is serious, by the way. I fully intend to go through with this.
Astoundingly unlikely.

>>10179465
when?

>>10179485

>>10179450
Yes, she always talks about them in her streams.

To be clear: I have never had any contact with milk. I don't know who her friends are, what her favorite color is, or anything like that. I just know her name, her boyfriend's name, and where he lives (or used to). If I have to meet Mush's parents, I think I can swing it to get her new address.

I'm not going to do this any time soon. I want to make sure I save up a lot of money so I have a place to stay and stuff. I also don't want to say too much. I don't mind if milk or Mush read this, they'd probably laugh at it, but I don't want to compromise my identity.

Again, I've done what I can to find her and Mush's contact info, but I don't claim to be an expert. If you know anything useful, email me.

>>10179465
This was posted on her twitter.
I don't know if this can be of any help, but I figured I'd post it anyway.

>>10179490

>>10179495
You're dealing, with, like, a professional here, man.

Anything you've got he's probably seen a dozen times.

>>10179481
I admit, it's probably a pipe dream.

I don't have all the information I need yet and I can't confirm it without risking everything. But, internally, this is an event that I am going to make happen. It's not just someone on the internet being wacky and pretending to be a stalker. I'm not good enough to be a stalker.

>>10179484
Realistically, months. Hopefully no more than a year.

i wonder what semi-retarded attention whores like milk think when shit gets serious and she has a full blown stalker on her hands. Justice can be pretty sweet.

>>10179508
She calls the police, like a normal person would.

>>10179503
I'm really not, though I do have that picture.

>>10179506
Make sure to post pics if you really go along with this little plan of yours.

>>10179506
where do you live man?
Why not just meet up with her at a convention or something? She seems to go to cons all over the place.

could some 1 plz explain who is this milk and why /jp/ is so much into her?

>>10179506

So just out of curiosity... What will you do when you actually meet her?
Shake her hand and say something stupid like "I think you're very pretty, I watch your streams all the time, thank you for everything" ?
That's just plain out retarded, if that's your plan...

I strongly suggest you at least offer to take her into somewhere for a drink or perhaps a dinner at a Indian restaurant. Even if just to chat about vulgarities.

>>10179499

>>10179523
Dunno, but it's against to the rules to post her. The janitor sweeped one of her pictures earlier on in the thread. Along with all the posts quoting or discussing the pictures.

>>10179494
I sent you a email, fucker. Respond.

>>10179527
I really don't know. I'm taking this one step at a time.

I'll either have a breakdown and do something crazy like a murder-suicide (not serious, don't worry) or I'll just act normal and get to know her. As in, I'll befriend her and become a part of her life. I won't tell her I'm from /jp/, I'm just some guy who happened to be in the same store one day.

>>10179523
Some retards from /cgl/, including herself, keep making threads about her

>>10179523
Milk is a female tripfag and sometimes cosplayer that has acquired a creepy stalker and/or master troll who makes milk threads and derails cosplay threads into milk threads in order to make some sort of point.

Thank you to the people who sent emails. I'll respond later, right now I'm off to have a nap.

>>10179495
>Victorville, CA
>Jade Rd
>Some street that ends with cir
>Googlemap every street that ends with cir off of Jade Rd until I found that house

13443 Vail Circle, Victorville, United States
Address is approximate

hoo marras whats this lass doin drinking broon ale through a straw like

>>10179537
Because once somebody posts a picture of her the rest of the thread will derail into a shitfest where everybody in /jp/ falls over themselves obsessing over some tripfag that nobody should give a shit about.

Which is, of course, what they wanted in the first place.

>>10179555
No, that's what they want you to think.
The truth is that it's just the same 3 people pretending to make /jp/ look like they care about her

>>10179555
The discussion was tame as hell and only about 4 or 5 posts long. I see no reason for their deletion besides NO MILK allowed.

>>10179540
>I'll either have a breakdown and do something crazy like a murder-suicide (not serious, don't worry)

Ok, you see this shit? Stop it.

If this is you acting normal, spiting out crap like that, even the most nerdy of girls would shove you into a corner in the blink of an eye.
You need to grow up and have a mature, responsible attitude.

Note, I say here that you need to, not that you have to. Just fake it, push all of the insecure shit and lame jokes that compose your regular personality and put on a reliable facade.

The thing that any girl wants the most is someone who is secure and is able to project that assuredness and reliability on to others, specially herself.

Take it as if it was a stage play and that responsible guy part is your role as an actor. Accomplish this on your first impression and your half way through.

Can you retarded 3DPD worshiping betas fuck off now?

Why do you know the names of these fat cows? They're all the same.

>>10179572
"NO MILK ALLOWED" is a policy that was instituted because a cabal of shitposters went out of their way to make hundreds of shitty threads and shitty posts about her.

>>10179574
He's already doing a splendid acting job.

>>10179586
That's great news. Hopefully they'll fuck off to /cgl/ now.

>>10179593
Nobody in /cgl/ actually cares.

>>10179592
How so?

I think he really needs to get his shit together before even thinking about making a approach.

I have years of experience on this, kid.

>>10179574
Fuck you. Everyone gets that OMG I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU LET'S DIE TOGETHER!!! is creepy or juvenile. However, being dedicated to a person is not creepy or wrong. It's being dedicated. This was fine in the Western world decades ago, and in Japan it's still somewhat acceptable. Fuck all this independence/we-just-fuck bullshit.

Cosplay General thread (no just joking jus Milk generl xD)

>>10179574
Assure my anus, homo rocket.

>>10179598
He probably went out of the way to post something disconcerting because he wanted the reaction it would get. That's part of the act. If he were actually going to respond to you, he would explain that if/when he actually goes to California, he will put on a "normal person" act, and so it won't be a problem.

>>10179601
It's creepy when the sentiment isn't mutual.

This thread is freaking /b/ level stalking.
It is basically a step by step how to fuck/stalk this girl and information sharing about this cgl slut.

Why are our janitors so into cgl sluts?
These kind of shit have been pretty prevalent since the advent of NSJ.

You can get into really deep shit for what you just said about the suicide, mang.

>>10179601

Keep leaving in the dream world, nerd.

No girl alive in this day and age wants a romantic relationship much less a romanticist guy as a boyfriend.

All they want is someone who can make them feel secure and depend on; because in reality, despite all of their bullshit high attitude talk, they just want someone who man's up and fucks them in the ass.

Go by me on this, I told you, I have years of experience.
The real world and reality today is complete shit, it won't change. Adapt, grow up, fake it, whatever, or remain deluded inside your four walls forever.

>>10179617
No, some stalker posters are obsessing over that slut. The janitors have been deleting those threads since they started.

>>10179633
Yeah sure, when my GuP threads got purge in less than a minute while this thread has been around for more than 24hours....
That isnt a convincing defense for your meido-sama.

>>10179650
People are going to go out of their way to report your shit thread five or ten times within a minute, but nobody actually cares enough about the cosplay thread to report the milk garbage.

>>10179613
>That's part of the act. If he were actually going to respond to you, he would explain that if/when he actually goes to California, he will put on a "normal person" act, and so it won't be a problem.
He explained it in the same post:
>I'll just act normal and get to know her. As in, I'll befriend her and become a part of her life. I won't tell her I'm from /jp/, I'm just some guy who happened to be in the same store one day.

please stop.

>>10179659
You brought this upon yourself.

>>10179659
Leaked tripcode. How the HECK do we know you're milk?

>>10179657
>>I'll just act normal

This is what you don't get, nerd.

His "normal" isn't the correct normal he should be acting as.
He may think it is, but it really isn't.

>>10179662
How so?

>>10179663
I could make a new one and update it on tumblr, if you'd like.

>>10179665
His "murder-suicide" joke wasn't something he accidentally said because he's a sperg who's not aware of social conventions, it's something that he said because he knew that he would get ten or fifteen replies to it.

>>10179659
You invited this when you chose to be a cosplayer and an attention whore. It may be fun doing these things, but in doing so you give up your privacy and right to be upset by stalkers.

This is like a glamour model asking people to stop masturbating to fantasies/pictures of her. You gave up that right when you signed on for the job.

>>10179670
I don't buy it.

It seems more like a accidental slip of his real personality. As in, he was trying to make a quirky remark, etc. and it just came out as bullshit and made him look like the insecure idiot that he is.

And this is exactly what will happen if he doesn't get his shit together and manage to pull off a proper secure and responsible attitude when he meets her in person.

>>10179670
I interpreted it as a light-hearted remark because he knew how people were going to take his posts otherwise.

>>10179677
>>10179679
It was clearly engineered to be as disturbing as possible. You must think he's a retard.

>>10175830
Lemilkymilk

>>10179684

Not a retard, just extremely insecure.

Women can sense this shit by a mile, they have some sort of built-in radar that immediately tells them how reliable someone really is; even if you're really good at faking shit.
All it takes is one slip, intentional or not, if something is made in prol of a irresponsible attitude, they will catch it and take it as it is.

>>10179684
The point is to come off a creepy, somewhat disturbing stalker. That in and of itself is the goal. Becoming a well-adjusted person would defeat the point.

>>10179674
>in doing so you give up your... right to be upset by stalkers.
Bullshit. That's like saying stalkers have the right to stalk her because she exists and is stalkable. Nobody deserves to be stalked, and stalkers are just as creepy no matter who you are. Stop pretending you're not pathetic.

>>10179684
The point is to come off as a creepy, somewhat disturbing stalker. That in and of itself is the goal. Becoming a well-adjusted person would defeat the point.

This thread is amazing. It's like watching a movie about two guys planning a hit or a heist.

>>10179716

This thread sure is complete shit.