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Do you ever wish that you were strong otaku?

Muscles, weapons, and a beard. Nobody would mess with you and you could defend your figures and otaku paraphernalia from any type of intruder.

>> No.10234835

All the time.

>> No.10234838

Yes.
I would hang out with other manly guys and we would fluff our beards, fight crime, sip tea, and discuss the nature of moe.

>> No.10234839

Nerds obsessed with manliness are the worst

>> No.10234841

How does a beard help me with anything? It's itchy.

>> No.10234842

>>10234841
The itchiness stops after a week or two.

>> No.10234845

>>10234842
For me it starts after a week of not shaving. I've only once let it grow longer than a week and it was still pretty annoying.

>> No.10234846

>>10234841

If it's a big beard then it feels nice and soft. You can rub it touch it all day if you want and it feels like you're petting a soft dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhqlCSSLv5k

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>>10234839
Beta detected.

>> No.10234848

>>10234846
I'll admit, that looks kind of cool. He looks like a monk.

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>>10234831
Always.

>> No.10234855

I'm working on the muscles but I can't grow a beard

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>>10234831
no, beards are itchy and working out is time lost playing with figures!
weapons are cute, though.

>> No.10234863

>>10234838
That's my definition of "paradise".

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>>10234864
>egg nog

>> No.10234871

I've planned to never shave again after I turn 30 so I'll have a beard. I'd be more out to get muscles if it wasn't for every nerd going to /fit/ and the DYEL XD shit making it look bad. And I don't need guns when I have been training in kendo since I was 7.

>> No.10234872

>>10234864
You have the same frames as me.

>> No.10234873

I love the feeling of a rifle.

Sometimes I pull out my guns and I just fondle them for awhile. I like to gently caress the tips of the rounds before I load them.

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>>10234873

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I wish I had a body like the driver's

>> No.10234881

>>10234847
C-cute..

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>>10234847

>> No.10234886

>>10234881
Are you shitting me

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captcha: uingtsa rateable

>> No.10234894

>>10234889
so dreamy

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No, I want to be Pro Drive otaku.

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>> No.10234907

>>10234901
you don't even have a car

>> No.10234908

>>10234886
Shut up.
I think he's cute...

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>> No.10234917

>>10234907
Yes, I'm poor ;_;

>> No.10234909

Why are /v/irgins so effeminate and gay looking?

>> No.10234923

>>10234847
>>10234884
>>10234889
>>10234896
>>10234900
>>10234915
I'd prefer you go back to your shitty containment board.

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Justin bieber has been taking some heavy testosterone injections.

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>>10234923
What's wrong queer? Do you see a little bit of yourself in these images?

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>>10234944

>> No.10234944

>>10234929
Why are you even here? Please just go back to your own board.

>> No.10234963

This really though bodybuilder guy who at some moment in his 20s decided that it was all bullshit and he was a girl inside all along.

It was glorious how he/she documented the whole thing.

>> No.10234973

i dont get it why is someone dumping pictures of people from /v/ in here

>> No.10234970

>>10234963
Please share with us

>> No.10234978

also why would you save pictures of people from /v/?

>> No.10234983

and most of all, why would you give a shit what people look like over the internet

>> No.10235007

>>10234963
The one who had long hair even as a guy?

While muscular he was hardly a "really tough bodybuilder guy".

>> No.10235010

Sometimes I look at super kazuya's dance and I think yeah I wouldn't mind looking like that
Then I go back to my little girl fantasies

>> No.10235013

>>10234983
Why wouldn't you? Ugly people tend to have more flaws on the inside which affects their posting.

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>>10234983

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