/jp/ - Otaku Culture

not washing clothes is a TRUtip for taking it easy

>>10413085
Crawling in your own filth sure sounds like an sustainable state of being.

When close to cumming hold the tissue in front of your penis,cum on tissue then wrap around penis to prevent it from leaking out onto you or your underwear as you head to the bathroom to clean up.

Little to none will be on your hands afterwards.

>>10413596
i prefer to cum on my hands and eat it

>>10413596

Fapping on the toilet is actually really nice if you can get comfortable, because then you can just aim right into the bowl and not have to do any cleaning other then wiping your penis with a piece of toilet paper as to not wet your underwear.

>>10413596

I just lean back and jerk off all over myself, then wipe it off.
How can people even focus on catching their jizz? I tried it once and it was so unsatisfactory trying to focus on catching it with tissue.

>>10413596
I just use a small cum pot and hide it in my drawer. You just need to wash it every few months.

Use the 2L Coke bottles as your main water bottle. That way you don't need to get up and refill your cup (250ml) each time it's empty. Efficiency: 8x achieved.

>>10413772
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pthalates

>>10413606
The problem is that all my masturbatory material is on the computer. That only works if you are purely using your imagaination.

>>10413621

I have a fear of cum (it's unclean and just feels nasty to me) and I'm actually glad /jp/ brought this up. I hate masturbating because I have to take a shower afterwards.

I've tried the tissue business but it's just not practical when my main focus is to make myself feel as good as possible. What do others do to help keep semen controlled and not on body/around room after cumming?

>>10413836

>What do others do to help keep semen controlled and not on body/around room after cumming?

I make myself eat it all, every last drop. I hate it at first but then I love it as it I gulp it down.

Catfood jugs are good for semen receptacles. Big enough opening to where you don't have to struggle with aiming and a nice screw-on lid to keep odors down.

Put on some LTJ Bukem.

>>10413872

So is my mouth and butt.

You know, only if you wanted though.

>>10413883
You have a screw-on lid? That's impressive.

>>10413887

heh

>>10413085
>>10413095
I don't think my clothes have ever gotten to the point where they just reek. But I shower every day and use deodorant, even though I don't even go outside. They only stink if you do.

Not masturbating is a good way to avoid having to clean up cum.

>>10413915

I can't stop, I could never stop.

>>10413812

I just use an old iPod touch with all my pictures on it.

That's seriously all I use it for now, just porn.

>>10413915
Its also a good way to get depressed as fuck and start staining your sheets with wet dreams

>>10413929
I've never done it. How's the hedonistic life, anon?

>>10413857

I don't understand how anyone could do this during their refractory period.

>>10413933

I wish my orgasms from masturbating felt as good as the ones I got from wet dreams.

>>10413952

>I don't understand how anyone could do this during their refractory period.

You keep bringing this up, but fail to realize that I just love eating cum that much.

Maybe I could eat yours sometime and it would stop you from being so uptight.

>>10413957
>keeps bringing this up
Any normal human being would too. Unlike Saten's body a normal human isn't able to stomach the taste of cum.

I wish I could suck my cock, that would make things easier. I don't like the taste of my cum but I could handle it if it meant I could lick myself.

>>10413972
Autofellatio isn't impossible, anon. Start doing those stretches and you'll be sucking yourself off like a pro in no time.

>>10413970

Well I'm not a very normal human.

Obviously you don't know me, I bet I could swallow your tiny loads of cum no problem.

>>10413985
What cum. My semen never leaves my body.

>>10413970
>a normal human isn't able to stomach the taste of cum

You can't really be this retarded.

>>10413957
>Maybe I could eat yours sometime and it would stop you from being so uptight.

おねがいします!!