/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10453898
Western fans only cosplay, they don't acutally play the games so I doubt their questions would even be that detailed.

Most western fans don't know Mima. They only know the EOSD and PCB cast.

You know the one question we will all have to ask.
The TRUE meaning of the universe:
"Which 2hu fuck?"

I bet some crazy lunatic will shoot ZUN, because he won't include Flandre in any new games.

So can I.

>why did marisa stoled da precious thing xD
>why is cirno suich a baka lol
>why chen can't stop honking FUG

ZUN's going to pass out during the sessions from drinking too many beers and no questions are going to be answered

>>10453931
Someone should seriously ask him this.
>>10453937
Also this.

I have a friend who's going to AWA! Hopefully he will meet ZUN. I'm not sure what questions he will ask or what questions I want him to ask though.

My question (or non question) for ZUN

"PLEASE BRING PARSEE BACK!"

>>10453937
Don't forget to get ZUN to autograph your OC.

WHERE'S MIMA‽

Stupid questions regarding fanon will be asked, and ancient, decrepit memes will be spat at him.

I for one would ask how his liver was doing.

Is he even fluent enough in English to answer question personally or will there be a translator?

Will he have a panel or just a booth?

Will he be selling anything? Any games or such?

ZUN was telling the attendee on Uncanonicity of the pc-98 series.
"Before the talk begins, you must get on your knees and worship Remilia and accept that she was the first last bost of the Touhou series of games I've made!"

At this moment, a brave /jp/psie who had finished all games on Lunatic from HRtP to TD and got all endings stood up holding an old game cover.

"How canon is this?"

ZUN smirked arrogantly and replied "ZERO, as it doesn't look like any windows games I've made"

"Wrong. It's Mystic Square, your last Pc-98 game you made which featured the characters Alice and Yuka who appeared again in the Windows series making several references to their last encounter with the heroines"

ZUN was visibly shaken, and dropped his beer. He stormed out of the room.

The other attendees applauded and all began to play the games that day. Genji and Mima flew into the room and perched atop a bunch of copies of IaMP, SWR and Unthinkable Natural Law( or what the fuck it's called) and shed a shit on them, "Not canon" they said

ZUN murdered his wife and focused on returning Touhou to its old glory for the rest of his life.

Kaguya a shit.

I have faith in ZUN to take it all in stride.

After all, he goes to larger conventions where the majority of works are either porn or secondary drivel of his characters.

>>10453978
Fuck off Mokou.

>>10453978

>>10453989
Fuck me? No, fuck you.

People will probably ask things like:
> When are you going to sell Touhou to us?
> Did you know that lots of Westerners pirate your games? What do you think about pirates?
> Do you hate foreigners?
> Did you know you have fans in the West?
> When are you going to make a ____ Touhou character.
> Have you tried ____ beer its made in my hometown.
> Why won't you take my money?
Because those are the type of questions foreigners usually ask him.

>>10453976
According to some of his tweets when he went to Europe he was fairly confident in his English conversational skills. They will definitely still have a translator, in case he doesn't understand some questions or feels more comfortable answering in Japanese.

>>10454000
You think they'll ask if Touhou will get an official anime?
I want a picture of his reaction... no. I want a video of it.

>>10453998
ok ;)

Which american beer will ZUN most likely drink? Did he ever say which western beer he likes the most?

>>10454020
I thought he liked Belgian beers. I don't know which style is most popular in Belgium.

>>10454019
Stop shitposting, even ironically.

>>10454000
Why do people still think ZUN hates westerners? He just thinks there is not a point in selling it here (He is not an online distribution type of guy) and not to mention most people wouldn't buy them even if he sold it to them.

>>10454020
that's just silly, you drink that and unless you're 10 foot tall or otherwise incredible you're goign to throw up or black out.

>>10454035
Gigantic weeaboo faggot in denial detected.

>>10454027
Ok I'm sorry.
Sometimes I just can't help it. If I sage it doesn't feel as bad.

>>10454035
He likes moot

>>10454035
Maybe he will start selling them here and this is just the beginning?

What if he sells a translated game?

>>10454035
>Why do people still think ZUN hates westerners?
Well, as someone who came to Europe for his Honeymoon I'd not say he hates us.

Although He may like western fans a little less than Japanese because we don't play the games as much as them, I think he said something about this but I don't remember where or when.

>>10454042
You better get it together son or you won't be hanging out with the cool guys. Everyone on /jp/ should be able to take at least this much.

>>10454047
You think they talked about us?
moot must've mentioned /jp/. He talked about us during the Nico interview.
That must mean that ZUN knows we actually exist. Wonder what he thinks of us.

>>10454059
ZUN mentioned /jp/ once. It was on twitter i think, but i don't have the screenshot of it.

>>10454059
Moot doesn't understand us, I prefer silence than the chance of him saying something improper.

I think he said something in his tweeter about us when he was in Europe.

>>10454056
>implying anyone in their right mind would drink that shit

Get it together kid, drink something that you can enjoy, not that piss.

>>10454059
I'm sure he took time to mention /jp/.

>>10454074
Zun, Moot, both seated in front of a computer together browsing /jp/

Maybe ZUN is browsing /jp/ right now, spying on us...

>>10454035
It is because some of his comments about not wanting to distribute online were horribly mistranslated on shrinemaiden.

Also don't worry about Western fans embarrassing ZUN by asking weird questions. He gets them from Japanese from time to time and he either dodges the questions or answers them humorously.

A good example is at:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/MeijUniversity_talkshow_%22Dawn_of_Toou%22

>>10454093
Maybe he made the "2hu boobies" thread.

>>10454088
Moot is like see they are misunderstood geniuses!

>>10454095
>Q. Can I marry Marisa?
>A. Japanese in general can't say no, but NO.

>Q. Is Chugoku's name forgotten?
>A. Er, who was that?
>(They mean Hong Meiling. She's almost never called her actual name in here... and it became half-official.)

>Q. Don't they feel ashamed for flying with skirts?
>A. No one is looking at that, anyway.

>Q. Who has the largest bosom in the series? Do you like large bosoms?
>A. Er... in general, maybe...

>Q. Do you want to live in Gensokyo if you get the chance?
>A. That place isn't convenient... no internet there. I'll die if I live there.

>Q. Please talk about moe. Forget about curtain-fire, moe about Marisa.
>A. Marisa... she has a dirty mouth, are you fond of....?

>Q. I've met Reimu in my dreams.
>A. Describe the details of that dream, and ask for medical help.

>>10454141
I liked the one of the jeans, how does ZUN know we sleep with them?

Someone should court ZUN's future daughter.

>>10454152
I liked that one too.
And I wonder as well. He seems to be no stranger to the west outside of his videogame/doujin work, so maybe he just picked up on it?

>>10454164
NO.

>>10454194
The interview is from when he was still in his somewhat Westaboo phase.

>Q. Who's the strongest in Gensokyo?
>A. Absolutely, ......isn't it Reimu? Although it seems obvious.
Yukari status: Told

>Q. Sakuya is freakin difficult in IN! Is it a bug!?
>A. Oh, is she? ...hmm, it's a feature.
lel

>>10454095
>Q. I want to make Doujin games. where should I start?
>A. I won't tell you what I did. Learn by yourself.
That seemed a little rude.

>>10454253
It's like asking a mangaka "I want to be a manga artist soon, how do I draw?"

>>10454266
I guess it's warranted then.

>>10454271
He has been asked it in a lot of interviews, too. Though he normally puts it more like
> there are a lot of good resources out there for teaching yourself

>>10453936
is that a death threat? i swear to christ i will end u

>>10453978
I'd pay loads for this to fappen lol

Also while I agree Kaguya is bad, Remishit is the worst shit.

>western fans

I never thought I would have a reason to set foot in Georgia.

>>10454095
>"I like the sound of cheap, high-pitched (that you hear in game) trumpets. A real trumpet never sounds like that though."
I'm almost getting sick of the ZUNpet. Almost.

>>10453918

implying even that most western fans are so fucking secondary SA or UFO was literally their 1st Touhou you're giving too much credit thinking people played ESoD or PCB

>>10453978

That is literally the best story i've ever heard on /jp/

>>10454164

ZUN

ever getting laid

hahahhahahahaha

that's cute /jp/

"Zun-san, why did you steal all that music for your games? Can't you create your own music"

"Why do you like trumpets so much?"

"Zun-kun Zun-kun! Put some dubstep in 14!"

"How do you feel about Cheeeeeeeen! ?"

"Why is Sanae such a slut?"

"What are her 10 desires?"

"How come there aren't any Black touhou girls?"

"You should make more characters with big boobs like Yukari, Ran, and Kanako. Your game has too much pedobait in it"

>>10455060
>Put some dubstep in 14!
But we already have Starry Sky of Small Desires

Fat American Touhou confirmed

I'll just ask him where he gets his hats.

If ZUN were actually concerned about the possibility of getting asked stupid questions he never would have agreed to come to AWA in the first place. He puts up with his home country creating gobs of porn and still goes to their conventions; if he's willing to come here despite the gobs of piracy, dumb questions aren't going to phase him.

Besides, there are apparently plans in the works to have people coming from all over the country bring local microbrews for him to try, which will more than alleviate any irritation he has with anything.

>>10455060
>"You should make more characters with big boobs like Yukari, Ran, and Kanako. Your game has too much pedobait in it"

>>10455078

Clearly he meant Satori.

>>10455082
Jesus Christ, look at that rack

I have arrived mortals

I have arrived mortals

>>10453912
I am sorry, my good sir, but your statement is not correct. You see, I happen to be a western fan, and I have a fair grasp of the gameplay, a shaky grasp of the stories, and an affinity for the world ZUN has created.
I appologize if this was merely a generalization, but it may not be made correctly. I am a western fan, and have never actually cosplayed as any Touhou or Siehou character or intellectual property.

>>10455064
I was going to write "more" but I wasn't sure if anyone but me felt that way about that track

So, is his wife going to be there with him?

>>10453912
>>10453918
>>10455012
>>10455041
As a western fan who has just come into the game starting from EoSD, I am disappointed to find that this is the general opinion (although most likely deserved entirely) of western fans.

>>10455112
You'd have to have full blown autism if you think most Western fans are on the same level as you.

>>10455041
People had to start somewhere.

>>10455126
I know a bunch of roleplaying, cosplaying Touhou fan faggots who are miles and far away better at the games than I am.

>>10454608
Call the FBI

>>10455133
Well I guess you can check out the convention yourself and see.

>>10455144
Not going. Too far, too expensive. I think the Touhou fans I'm acquainted with IRL are extremely non-representative (one of them was working on DS 9-7, the last one left, last I saw him), but honestly, I don't know what the convention kids will be like.

if he has an autograph session, everyone who gets an autograph better have some goddamn alcohol for him. it's only proper.

ZUN's appearances are relatively well-tracked in japan, re: conventions and the like

they're on top of his vacations as well such as his europe trip

yet i see no one on the usual places talking about a trip to america or specifically a trip to atlanta for zun

so what gives, is this a hoax or what

More important, will anyone record this?

He can't English

>>10455190
What is translation?

Do you think they will sell true fumos there?

>>10455198
What's a true fumo?

>>10455200
Not bootlegs and not nendos

>>10453978

Why such blasphemy about our holy prophet makes me laugh that hard?

>>10453936
Please do not say that.

>>10455082
satori confirmed for canon titty monster.

>>10453978
10/10

>>10453953
Good ending

It's funny how celebrities who drink tremendous amounts of alcohol usually are not well received by the public.
If ZUN ever was to get great attention from the media, he wouldn't need to be concerned by that. Everyone want's to treat him to a beer, too.

>>10455078
Eat that faggots.

>>10455278
Aren't those the sort that do stupid things while drunk? ZUN doesn't seem to do that. And really does he even drink as much as the legends say?

>>10454095
>Q. Is Patchouli's clothing pajamas? Or casual wear?
>A. It's like how foreigners sleep in their jeans, and go shopping with them too.

This guy knows.

What do you want to ask Zun, /jp/?

>>10455349
Legend has it that he is part Oni himself.
That's where he gets his angular, chiseled face from.

>>10455442

"How drunk are you right now?"

>>10455451
"Yes"

>>10455442
"Do you even score??"

Is Zun an alcoholic? or is drinking all the time a custom in Japan?

>>10455540
drinking all the time is a custom almost everywhere

>>10455540
Both are correct.

I hope ZUN will make Mima reappear in one of the books and exterminate her forever after a single page.

>>10454253
That translation is so horrible. Here's what he really said:
Ｑ．同人ゲームを作りたい、何から勉強すれば？
Ａ．私が何をしたかは言わない。妄想しましょう。やる気があるなら勉強すしょう
I won't say what I did. Start by imagining things. If you have the motivation, then you would study.

I'm gonna go to AWA and get ZUN to sign my arcade stick.

>>10456657
please ask him to say ''I love you /jp/'' to the camera

>>10456726
I probably won't have a camera though.

Should I cosplay Youmu or do a ZUN cosplay? Been thinking of getting a green flower hat and fall-leaves shirt, it'd be amusing.

>>10456731
What's ZUN opnion of guys cosplaying his characters?
he don't think it strange?

>>10456740
He's probably gotten used to it after seeing dozens of them at every Comiket, even if he found it weird at first.

>>10456740
Cosplay is disgusting.
I hope he hates it but probally not

first thing I did today was to put on my favorite 2hu wig and fap

>>10454141
>Describe the details of that dream, and ask for medical help.
he sounds like a fucking asshole

>>10456788
You're just an autistic that can't take a joke.

Does anyone know why ZUN would never make his games for any consoles, not even for any Nintendo?

>>10456819
console dev kits cost few thousands of dollars.

>>10456731
I'll be quietly stalking you and taking pictures of you

>>10456819
Why would he?

>>10454095
>>10454141
Ah, that. Damn him, he dodges too much important questions.

>A. Marisa... she has a dirty mouth, are you fond of....?
And he has a such a complete profile of the canon personality of each girl and he just shows us glimpses from his canon books.


>>10455091
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>>10455229
Reposting.


>>10456731
That shit will be plagued with people dressing as 2hu characters. He won't even notice you.

Dress in a suit and go firmly shake his hand, give him a high-quality bottle of rare beer and say him "Thank you for creating Youmu", or something like that.

>>10456862
A better idea is to offer him a dowry to let you marry Youmu and to make it canon that Youmu is married in the next game.

>>10456819
Why would you want to play touhou on a console? You'd have to pay for a console itself, and then likely have to buy the game...

With windows you can play the games with any decent computer and pirate them very easily.

>>10453937
Don't forget that zun himself created the cirno baka,

>>10456819
Because that's retarded, you idiot.

>>10456872
I wonder what would he say if someone offered him an astounding amount of money for that.

>>10456873
Would you like to try dying for once?

>>10454141
>A. Er... in general, maybe...

ZUN might like large boobs

shit he just might be mah nigga, until her confirms this or I see his wife, r07 will have to remain in that spot

>>10456899
>or I see his wife

>>10456910

Not this shit again, that's not her, and even if it is she doesn't seem very stacked nor does she look like Aya this shit needs to end /jp/

>>10456896
Seeing how he already could earn lotsa money if he'd sell out with touhou he'd probally refuse

>>10456788
A lot of sane people are assholes.

>>10456862
I second this, only a shake of hands, say him thanks for the games and maybe a comment about the difficult so he notice that western fans play all the games to the end.

>>10457648
>maybe a comment about the difficult so he notice that western fans play all the games to the end.

Should I tell him to go play Mars Matrix?

>>10457673
Please don't mention you are from /jp/, I don't want some cosplaying faggot as our reprensative

>>10457707
Mars Matrix has little if anything to do with /jp/.

we should make >>10452273 happen

Someone ask him why he gave Ten Desires a scoring system that antagonizes spell card capturing.

On a serious note, someone should ask him to clarify on the no spoiling ending scenes for western audiences, especially with games that aren't translated (of course, none are "officially" translated).

On one hand, it should encourage people to play the games, but on the other hand and more realistically, it means the vast majority of fans never know about information revealed in the endings that are relevant to character portrayals. For example many people seemed unaware Sakuya herself said she didn't want to continue going on these adventures away from her lady at the end of Touhou 9.

>>10457847
>it means the vast majority of fans never know about information revealed in the endings that are relevant to character portrayals
maybe they should play the fucking games

now there's a shocker

>>10455189
Answer this

>>10455189
I will, look for this trip when the time comes