/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm pretty hyped about the Sony announcement.

I hope the next PS won't be expensive because I'm a NEET.

Well I'd rip your dick off and stomp on it.

...wait, what was the question?

The old one is still up and only on page 6, fagmo.

>>10505495
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>>10512063
you think he gives a shit?

Got a job. Get back into social life slowly. Loosing weight. My leukemia is nearly cured. Atleast in such a way it won't threat my life in the next few years.

Everything is horrible.

>>10512080
>NEET is a government acronym for people currently "not in education, employment, or training".

Worrying about my impending doom.

>>10512080

My condolences.

>>10512080
How can you "get back into social life"? I've never been in social life. I spent my entire teenager years depressed since I never managed to.

>>10512109
Get out, falseNEET.

>>10512109
I know that feeliozo

I'm wondering if it's possible to have something that's 2D, not a game but scary/horror.

I wanted to make a comic but nothing really seems scary in my head

>>10512112
Ok, so now you have to be a former full-normal to be a true neet.

>>10512093
Don't worry, just let it flow, embrace it, and become one with the demise

>>10512131
truNEETs are just normals who pretend to be special.

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>>10512131
You're the one that's longing to be a normie.

>I've never been in social life. I spent my entire teenager years depressed since I never managed to.

What's the difference between truNEETs, normalNEETs, falseNEETs, fakeNEETs, /jp/NEETs, holyNEETs, weekendNEETs and NEETs?

Shit thread.

>>10512153
I *was* longing, but I failed and gave up. Actually, this makes me more NEET than you. How does that feel?

>>10512154
Nothing.

Just everyone trying to be different in some way.

Today I fucked a horse

>>10512153
But of course. Only a psychopath wouldn't long to be with others.

>>10512175
>>>/mlp/

>>10512131
You must be confused. Whether you're able to actively socialize or not, it's the desire to that makes you false.

>>10512175
Did it feel good?

>>10512180
Yea

On vacation in NYC but I won't actually be going anywhere, like usual. I did leave the house yesterday for alcohol, though.

>>10512153
>>10512176
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/v/

>>10512194
I don't belong on /jp/ because I hate normies?

>>10512194
Fuck off, cunt.

>>10512196
You don't belong on /jp/ because I don't like you

>>10512196
Stop bumping the thread, normie.

There's already an active NEET thread.

>>10505495
>>10505495
>>10505495

>>10512196
It's a viscous cycle.

>>10512206
>viscous

shittiest thread of the week is here
>>>uboachan/n/

>>10512213
They stopped taking it easy and became a parody of the NEET lifestyle.

No thank you!

>>10512178
That's something normie's say to avoid being called normal.

I vote "normie" filter to a 2-year ban on /jp/.

The ban template should say, "get a job."

toasted a bagel

>>10512213
I just went to that board and I gotta say, it's probably the most cringeworthy thing of a board I've ever laid my eyes on.

>>10512213
>Princess of the Crystal!!obmwuy7s1A

>>10512052
Where the fuck is Pepe?

Reported.

>>10512250

Sorry but he looks a little out of place there, I still like him though :))

>>10512250
Crossboarders trying too hard to fit in removed him.

>>10512188
How does one find a horse pimp?

I can't believe some of you fags live with your family and call yourselves truNEETs. You interact with other human beings, yet you feel fit to say you walk the truNEET path? Disgusting.

This is why /jp/ needs a 25+ age limit.

I just woke up and it's 2:10 PM. NEET lyfe.

>>10512154

Pls respond

I was picking up a package, not too big but they wouldn't leave it at my door so I had to go down to the local office and pick it up.

It was alright, but they asked me to sign for it. I drew a blank. I haven't signed or even wrote in a long time, I've only typed for years now.

It took me like a minute of standing there, I got so nervous. Luckily I finally got it but it looked really bad. I hope they didn't expect cursive either

>>10512420
This happened to me about two years back. I just scribbled on the paper and they accepted it. It makes me wonder how weak the postal system's security is, but whatever, I got my dakimakura.

I do what I want, WHEN I want

to me that is the meaning of being me

>>10512435
you said it sister

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>10512393
I'm 28 and I live with my parents.

You need about $3million to live well for one lifetime without having to rely on interest/investing. It is basically effortless luxury for 80 years.

Just a quick calculation I have done if you are interested.

>>10512393
there are worse things
like that hikki guy from the documentary "hikkikomori" who lived in a shared apartment with a non-hikki roommate

>>10512483
When I was younger I always thought $1M was not that much money, but now that I think about it that's equivalent to 20 years' work with a 50K salary. Maybe I should go out and gamble.

stop grouping hikikomori with these truNEET high school children. NEET are low class normal untermensch, hikikomori are ubermensch. also stop using umbrella terms like truNEET trying to cling to the heels of us hikikomori. you're just a regular untermensch NEET.

thanks.

>>10512537
hikikomori are japanese

i am not a japanese i am a shut in or hermit in less derogatory word

>>10512547
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hikikomori?s=t
http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/hikikomori


it's been in the english language for a while. calling yourself a hermit when you aren't secluded for religious reasons is as improper as calling yourself a hikikomori, by the way.

My friends talk about Naruto and Bleach a lot but I have nothing to contribute to the conversation because I don't follow those mangas.

Feels slightly bad.

How long does it take to catch up on 600 chapters?

>>10512785
I know that feeling.
My (kind of only) friend doesn't like Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica but he does like SAO.
God damn it.

ive been a NEET since i dropped out of high school in 9th grade when i was 15

im 22 now. still never worked a job, no car, no license, no phone, no facebook etc

>>10512785
It won't take that long. 2 days at most if you're reading slow. I've read all 370(at the time) chapters of Gantz in less than a day.

>>10512817
congrats,

do you want an official medal or something?

I was going to go say hi to some excoworkers (I'm currently unemployed).
Walked by their building but then I got too nervous to go in. Glad no one saw me. My first trip outside in a while and it was scary.

By wallowing in self-pity and playing the tragic hero.

I can't believe some of you fags live with your family and call yourselves truNEETs. You interact with other human beings, yet you feel fit to say you walk the truNEET path? Disgusting.

This is why /jp/ needs a 25+ age limit.

My dad threw a chewed up shoe at my dog and then abused it for a while which raised many questions such as:

"who buys $400 shoes?" and "why would you let expensive things near a dog that has a history of eating things."

My dad is a slow learner and quick to anger sadly... So I have mostly been trying to escape reality.

>>10512895
The worst thing about this is you not helping your dog.

oh jesus christ i've got no fuckin job man

>>10512899
yeah he should've beaten it instead of letting his dad punish

>>10512906
Don't stop posting in the middle of your sentence.

>>10512910
We should start corp NEET threads again.

Slept a lot today. Woke on time to see if Sony will show any moe games.

>>10512895
400 sneakers and you got no job. Tell me how you do it when times are hard huh?

>>10512922

It was my father's shoe and it was a leather dress boot he uses for important meetings.

>>10512928
Do you work for your dad's company?

>>10512942

I don't have a job and my father doesn't own a company...

>>10512407
Woke up at 4 p.m.

>>10512949
Have your parents tried to arrange a job for you yet?

>>10512920
What the fuck is that?

>>10512954

No.

literally got offered 2 jobs yesterday, one touring and teaching martial arts and one for Japanese tutoring.

does it count if it's a few hours a week? I'm sure that doesn't count and I need money to buy hug pillows and nihonshu

3 day a week NEET here, I'm a neet three days a week but on Monday, Thursday and Friday and occasionally Tuesday I have class! It sucks but, gotta enjoy all the NEET time I have I guess. I just spend all day in bed or studying. Any other CollegeNEETs here?

I love all my NEET brothers and sisters, being a NEET is depressing sometimes but we can make it.

>>10512964
Of course it counts you twat. If you actually wanted to stay with this lifestyle then you would find one of the many ways to work online.

>>10512975
I'm a weekend NEET but sometimes I get fridays off work... It's so depressing being a NEET, I just want to die sometimes. C'mere bro, give me a hug.

>>10512975
wtf dude

>>10512975
Kill yourself.

>>10512975
5pm-to-9am NEET here, it sure is hell sometimes

I don't want to work but I want a girlfriend. Please give me a girlfriend /jp/.

>>10512970
you know, i'd like to think this whole NEET think isn't as regimented as everyone makes it out to be. it's not like it's goth or like Mormonism or like an actual alternative life style. it's about taking it easy right?

>>10512981
>>10512982
Don't bully NEETs! Just because you think we are subhuman doesn't give you the right to shit on us. Go back to /v/ or other normalfag boards.

>>10512983
*brohug*

>>10512989
Hell? Man it's engagement season. I don't even get to be NEET 5-9a.m. alot of the time. Sometimes I can't even truNEET it up on weekends anymore. But can't argue against the rate though.

>>10512990
you don't want a girlfriend, you want what you think you'll find in one and when your expectations of relationships come crashing down around you you'll probably feel disappointed and therefore worse.

>>10512990
Try /r9k/

>>10512963
I-I'm so alone ;_;. Got bullied out of NEET by parents and will be starting work soon.

>>10512998

My sister tries to suggest for me to get jobs. I really wouldn't mind a cleaning one but finding work as a simple janitor is near impossible for some reason.

>>10512990
I'll be your girlfriend, just add me on skype, I'm a crazy transgender girl who becomes obsessed with people easily

>>10513011
Yes. I wished I could've at least had the choice of a job that I'd be able to take it easy with. Maybe even freet at least if I can't be NEET.

its surprising how a short nap can turn my shit day into a good one

>>10513011
>janitor job cleaning toilets
>5 years experience min

>>10512998
If you already have a job, why are you worried? The hardest part of employment is the job interviews. People don't get fired for being quiet and asocial.

Please don't post about work and education in the NEET thread.

>>10513035
UNIVERSITY!

EMPLOYMENT!

>>10513035
This is the normal blog thread dude.

>>10513022
I didn't realise moot was hiring again so soon

>>10513028
It's high stress and working disgusting hours on a regular basis. It is related to what I studied and I kind of like some of the things but the environment does not foster taking it easy at all.

>>10513028

If the job requires working at a register I could see why he'd be terrified.

>>10513022
I think I am just looking in all the wrong places for this kind of work.

>>10513035
Both of those can be done while being a NEET though, it's just what a normal person's definition of the two would change to ours.

How can I convince my boss to give me more time to NEET it up? The asshole has me working 5 days a week, 10 hours a day

>>10513077
That's rough dude. I'm trying to get more time off to NEET it up from my girlfriend. I only need to work 4 days a week but she's so demanding. I need more time alone from her so I can go to the bar with my fellow NEET friends from work.

I just wanted to dream about fugging an anime girl, please

>>10513077
Just NEET it up at work by browsing /jp/ on your iphone ;)

>>10513077
Yeah... it's a bad sign when your employer says they'll give you an 'allowance' for dinner. Goodbye NEET life. I barely knew thee.

What NEET related subraddits are you subscribed to?

I'm on /r/NEET, /r/anime and /r/touhou!

>>10513077
Your boss is insane. Why would he give you two hours worth of overtime each week? That's far too generous.

http://archive.nyafuu.org/c/thread/S1988477

ｗｗｗｗｗ

I work as a librarian in a city library and it's sweet. Nobody uses this library. For 80% of the work day I'm just reading eroge on my computer.

Today I figuratively dropped my spaghetti when I went to the post office to return my cute pink adult diaper because I ordered it in a size too small, and then at lunch I literally dropped my spaghetti all over the kitchen floor.

>>10513113
Oh man, if I had to work that would definitely be my dream job.

>>10513050
Even if you weren't at work, you probably would be freaking out over something stupid, like a game or the state of /jp/. Life is stressful just by itself.

>>10513120
did you buy it online? can you link it to me?

I'm a sucker for that kind of thing.

>>10513120
That's not right, you are supposed to throw it against the wall.

>>10513128
>>10513120
Kill yourself freaks.

>>10513120

Is one size for a diaper really that unbearable?

I'm a schoolteacher and I NEET it up over holidays and weekends, plus I have short hours anyway. Any other NEETs here jealous?

>>10513052
>Both of those can be done while being a NEET though, it's just what a normal person's definition of the two would change to ours.

Wrong you fucking retard. Do you even know what NEET means?

>>10513134
Deal w/ it, niche fetishism is otaku culture.

>>10513142
No it's not.

>replying to trolls

Stop getting caught in snafu

>>10513144

Who are you to decide, kiddo?

Gonna cry? I'll post about diapers all I want. Maybe you belong in the diaper. Baby wanna go boom-boom?

Today I spent most of the time downloading a bunch of music, it's really mentally draining but I got it done. It's a real headache to correct the info and organize it all after an already long day of downloading it. Don't know what I'm doing tomorrow because whether or not I do what I do depends on the weather taking another snow shit on me and fucking up everything, including mail delivery.

>>10513138
Let me guess, you work in Pre-K.

>>10513154
Change your filenames if you're going to "epicly" troll. Maybe get some new images as well.

Who else is a NEET in education? I'm in college but it gives me plenty of time to NEET out! All my friends are NEETs and we love being NEETs! We did a class presentation about being NEETs.

>>10513161
just be grateful these retarded teenagers usually stay in one thread. No truNEET posts in these shits.

>>10513160

>>10513128
http://www.ebay.com/sch/easy*pul/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686

>>10513137
It was too tight around the leg holes. My waist circumference was within the measurements for a size small, but my ass circumference is about 10 inches larger and I did not factor this in...

I got promoted last week and got a shiny new office. From here I can NEET it up at work by browsing /jp/ in office hours. Hope I don't get caught fapping to flandere by my boss, lol. Any others playing the risky NEET game?

>>10513169
That's not right, corporate NEETs are supposed to have low-paying dead-end jobs that are just there for appearance sake. Stop moving up the corporate ladder, you.

>>10513169
>risky NEET
thats me lol, i almost got caught looking up touhou pics in class. momoji is my fave

>>10513140

Just because I am in my room for 23 hours doesn't mean I can't learn and create!

>>10513111
own3d5lyf

I can't believe some of you fags live with your family and call yourselves truNEETs. You interact with other human beings, yet you feel fit to say you walk the truNEET path? Disgusting.

This is why /jp/ needs a 25+ age limit.

>>10513169
I'm a corporate NEET too. I spend 8 hours a day reading manga and browsing through SFW imageboards (such as TC) but it gets really boring. 4chan isn't blocked, but I'm scared I could run into cp or something so I don't come here during the day. I wish I had something to do, the USB ports are disabled and most anime streaming sites are blocked.

>>10513212
I feel like I've read this before somewhere.

>>10513217
You could use dropbox

Watching the Sony conference on stream. PS4 looks nice.

>>10513228
I'm most excited about the share button. I can finally screenshot my cute girls in Idolmaster and Atelier.

>>10513230
Share with who?

>>10513234
/jp/

>>10513212
Please don't just make up your own rules and force them on everyone else. Here's the official /jp/ golden rule, if you've forgotten.

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>10513234
FRIENDS! HE HAS FRIENDS. BURN TEH NORMIE!

>>10513247
Observe. This is the reaction of a normie who is upset that he doesn't belong.

>>10513228
All my casual friends going to ask me to ghost control their games

awww yeah

>>10513254
>friends

>>10513125
I won't be able to do alot of the things I want to do. Even sleeping alot which I like to do will be a luxury. Well I guess at least what my dad mockingly said will be true. That is, I'll have more than enough dough for those 'silly Japanese Barbies'. I think buyfagging much more may help stem some of the pressure.

>>10513174
Moving up the ladder isn't totally dependent on how well you do your work and how much you know. More like who you and know and how much ass you kiss. It's easier to do than actual work I find. Why not move up if it doesn't require that much effort? Bureaucracy a cozy.

>>10513255
My imaginary friends

Why would you even want to pretend to be a NEET?

You don't get any status from it

>>10513282
NEETcreed to the bros on /jp/

>>10513246
If you are an actual truNEET who shits on the floor, never leaves his room and never washes then you don't belong on NEO-/jp/ which is intended to be a discussion forum for ironic EETs. End of story. Please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>10513289
does this have something to do with neo /v/?

truNEETs are declining.

PS4.
It's finally happening.

http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/psmeeting/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noRJ15T4qb4

>>10513289
that guy is autistic neoNEET so he's perfectly suited for neo-/jp/. truNEET don't belong on /jp/ anymore though. all the neoNEET from these threads don't even know where truNEET culture came from.

Where have the truNEETs gone? Gensokyo? Tohno-chan?

>>10513315
all truNEET don't refer to themselves as truNEET anymore since neoNEET have tainted the word beyond recognition. if you refer to yourself as a truNEET in 2013 then you're a neoNEET. original truNEET can't help but be disgusted reading all these neoNEET using the same term as them and abandoned it.

>>10513246
After years of hard effort, getting that first envelope in the mail full of bux used to be one of the defining moments in a truNEET' s life until you came up with this horrible pasta. It's hard to take it easy in my robe and recliner paid for in full by bux while you post this in every thread. Isn't there anywhere I can just leech in peace surrounded by figs and fumos and posters?

>>10513321

So if I don't get autism bux I am not a truNEET?

>>10513326
You might be. It's like a checklist. Is there a currently evaporating puddle of pee on your floor?

>>10513320
how do you know this?

are you the fabled truNEET?

>>10513331
i'm a specter from the golden age of golden filled bottles.

>>10513340
H-how did you guys.... your people... deal with evacuation?

>>10513332

There are some certain 'stains'

How much do you approximately weigh?

How do you calm bouts of anxiety?

>>10513362
Mah truNEET

>>10513370
I avoid situations that would cause it.

>>10513370
Exorcise, exercise, stop eating junk, think about the bright sides of life, stop putting a rope around your neck before going to bed, stop browsing /jp/, Smoke some kush, go have sex with prostitutes, beat up the prostitute, take money from prostitute, Stop sucking at life in general

sitting at home admiring a new purchase

pic is related

>>10513462
i understand beating up the prostitute. taking the money back though? seems like you're the one who sucks at life. you might as well just start robbing stores and mugging people.

>>10513485
>robbing stores and mugging people.

sound like a plan
we should for a party and fight normals like you fight monsters in RPG games

/jp/ would be our quest board
we would loot the gold and sell the items on ebay
or store them in our basements

fun perspective, who's in?

>>10513485
Dont tell me how to live my life, wigga; I will do the fuck I please by hiring your mother for a rimjob harhahrahar, and I'm pretty sure you know the rest aspie. Btw I am much better than you.
>faggot
>pic related

I just wanted to be a middle ages knight who went around killing the 72 demons of solomon...

>>10513470
1. Why does the EXIF say this picture was taken last year
2. What kind of camera doesn't use four digits for files? That filename should be DSC_0687

>>10513470

What is that?

>>10513555
oh shit thanks for catching that exif thing, i fixed my camera date

the name is how it came out of the camera, except i shrank the pic

>>10513555
forgot to mention, this camera didn't exist last year at this time so there's that. pic is legit

>>10513470
>ロリータ写真集

>>10513321
You're dependent on normies to survive. Falsest of the false. Please stop arguing with the official /jp/ rules that the council agreed on.

>>10513631

So are you, you falseNEET shit. That computer you're using was created by normies. The food you eat, the water you drink - normies got them to your mouth.

>>10513631
Hard day at the office? Just needed somewhere you could vent?

>>10513598
Oh I didn't even notice it was an RX-1. Those definitely weren't around last year.

How rich are you, loli photobook guy?

I'm feeling a bit better of my cold today, /jp/.

I've been eating a lot of fruit and drinking natural orange juice, however my throat still stings and my head keeps aching like there's no tomorrow.
I was also feeling very cold so I had to ask someone to buy me a extra a mattress.
All of this is ending up to be a bit expensive but at least I'm pretty cozy now.
I hope to get better soon so I can go out with friends on friday or saturday and discuss the sony conference that just took place.

>>10513640
>>10513644
Please stop trying to turn /jp/ into work/school culture. If you are dependent on anyone aside from your parents, you need to leave the board.

Thanks for your cooperation, I don't want to turn this into a physical confrontation.

Watched PS4 event.
Watch Dogs was the best part, it's now coming to
PC, 360, ps3, WiiU, ps4, next Xbox.

>>10513654
no kids, not much else to do, lots of disposable income. also picked up these and some more recently.

>>10513716

I do not understand the argument of using money simply because you felt the need to spend it.

>>10513771

What else would he do with it?

>>10513771
oh no collecting this stuff is my hobby, and i like the camera

wouldn't spend it just because i have it

>>10513780

Do you collect a lot?

So I just pissed in a jug, actually play touhou and vn, turn 24 years old tomorrow, and am not currently receiving welfare from the government.

Am I:

A. NeoNeet
B. TruNeet
C. Neet
D. None of the above

>>10513841
hundreds of magazines and books

>>10513851
Are you employed or attending University?

>>10513863

I am not employed, I do not attend university, I am not in training. I only go outside for food/groceries.

I have been on 4chan everyday for the last 6 years. /jp/ for a good chunk of that time.

>>10513877
I will send your application to the truCOUNCIL, you should get your truCARD in a couple of days.

>>10513882
Anzu is actually a supply chain analyst for Toyota. I met her at a trade conference a while back. Turns out you can make a buck or two pretending to be NEET and churning out shitty song.

>>10513640
that guy is so dependent on normals they cook his food, wash his clothes, and take care of his daily needs. can you believe the nerve of neoNEET like him?

>>10513851
d. don't label yourself anything or try and associate with people like >>10513882

>>10513930
Please stop posing as a truNEET you falsie subhuman. I already opened a petition for Obama to ban you from /jp/ and I'm sure he will respond soon.

>>10513937
so you're begging the government to come help you? seems like you're the one who's dependent on the government and normals even more than those on welfare. at least they have the self-respect and dignity to not beg the government to help them on an image board.

normals are your master it seems, neoNEET.

>>10513937
And I already donated along with the rest of my family to the Republican party to make sure they continue to make life hell for truNEETs in this state. When it comes time again, I'll make a donation dedicated to you truNEET friend.

>>10513937
>>10513966
>>10513976

Stop it you fags

>>10513976
that guy is a neoNEET. he contradicts himself in every post he makes. truNEET were leeches who used the government and others. he's a neoNEET who's dependent on normals and the government to run his life. he can't manage without his mother and he even begs the government to help him on an imageboard.

>>10513976
>>10513966
Watch your fucking tone with me you falseNEET maggots. I am on a higher plane of existence than you could ever even dream up. Listen up, junior, you'll never be a tru as me. I look at you like you look at an ant.

You're fucking NOTHING to me.

>>10513993
> truNEET were leeches who used the government and others

No, a leech is dependent on its host to survive. You're a slave.

Please report these posts. Tokiko and his schoolfriends have been shitting up threads all day. This is one of those cases.

>>10514001
On it. I've already reported >>10513930
>>10513966
>>10513976
>>10513993
for being falseNEET invaders who are attempting to destroy the board. I'm glad we can work as a team.

>>10514006
>invaders
Badass-san, why don't you be proactive about tackling the problem on other boards?

>>10513997
using others for your own benefit isn't being dependent. being dependent means you can't cook your own food or live on your own, which describes you. being dependent is asking for the government to help you since you're a child and you want adults to run your life.

you asked big brother obama for money and he said no. you still need an adults help to manage yourself so you begged him to stop online bullies.

a tear just ran down my eye for you, it's sad you're so dependent on normals. can you even feed yourself or do normals put the spoon into your mouth?

>>10514015
Take note of the emotional and angry language. This is the posting style of someone who is very threatened, because he knows he isn't welcome. Here he desperately attempts to posture himself but ultimately falls short.

My fellow truNEETs be warned, there are many falsies here like this child. It is our duty to cleanse every last one of them until the board is pure once again.

My mommy still wipes me after I go #2. What category of NEET am I and do I belong here?

>>10514015
A leech is dependent on its masters. In this situation the normies are your masters and you get thrown their scraps.

A truly pathetic life. Welfare-receivers will never be true.

>>10514020
See >>10513289. Your kin are dead, Jim. They left these shores long ago. It's time for you to leave too.

It rained today and hailed a bit. I got really excited and left a bowl out to catch some of it and then I ate it.

This will probably be the last bit of rain for a while.

>>10514023
>true
get a load of this guy.png

Watching Werster play Pokemon and doing my daily reps.

neoNEET at 21:56
>>10514020
>Take note of the emotional and angry language.

neoNEET at 21:49
>>10513997
>Watch your fucking tone with me you falseNEET maggots
>You're fucking NOTHING to me.

isn't it sad? this is the face of neoNEET. not even a child would act this absurd. i think it's time for you to ask the nearest normal for your bottle and blanky. it's time for them to put you to sleep.

>>10514026
I can never give up. These commandments were given to me by the G-d of /jp/, truNEETICUS.

"The Lord did not set his love upon you, nor choose you, because you were more in number than any people; for you were the fewest of all people; but because the Lord loved you, and because he would keep the oath which he had sworn unto your truNEET ancestors."

>>10514042
Good luck. I'm rooting for you.

I can't even tell if these truNEET people are being sarcastic or not.

>>10514030
This guy has maximum autism. How do you play through Pokemon hundreds of times in a row without getting bored?

>>10514079
maximum autism is now my new favorite phrase. sounds like it could be a really shitty cover band

>>10514079
His goal in life is to be the Pokemon Master. That's passion.

>>10514071
that guy who always post anzu and rails against welfare is an angry normal trying to counterculture the truNEET revolution. since the inception of NEET threads they were always talking about making money or getting on welfare.

2 years of history verifiable history on any archive is proof he's an angry normal.

I want someone to talk to please add me on Skype, if you're a girl that's a bonus: cool.bear23

>>10514163
It's not limited to just him.

Skype requires the use of a client program that is not free software; in other words, the users don't control it — it controls them.

You should never run a nonfree program, so this is enough reason to refuse to use Skype. But there are other bad things about Skype.

Skype refuses to say whether it can eavesdrop on calls. That almost certain means it can do so.
Skype gave personal data about a Wikileaks supporter to another company without any legal obligation to do so.
Skype churns the meaning of preference settings, and gives its users a run-around when someone cheats them.
Microsoft has changed Skype to make it easier for states to snoop on users.
What to use instead? The most obvious alternative is a long-distance phone card. They are quite cheap nowadays, and they work with any phone.

>>10514071
that guy who always post anzu and rails against welfare is an angry normal trying to counterculture the truNEET revolution. since the inception of NEET threads they were always talking about making money or getting on welfare.

3 years of history verifiable on any archive is proof he's an angry normal.

>>10514163
The truNEET revolution is here and now. You're upset because you're normal as it gets and we don't want your kind here. Don't blame me, blame yourself.

There's no need to be frustrated. Just stop receiving that welfare check and depending on normals to survive and I'll let you join. Ask nicely, go on.

>>10514169
But intensified orgasms...

>>10514071
Most of the time I'm pretty sure my fellow /jp/ anons are just being silly.

The sheer boredom that comes from being a true NEET is soul-crushing, trust me on this.

>>10514071
Most of the time I'm pretty sure my fellow /jp/ anons are just being silly.

The sheer boredom that comes from being a genuinely true NEET is soul-crushing, trust me on this.

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Additional message] Please ignore falseNEETs who try to plant doubt in your minds. This is and forever will be the truNEET golden rule, those who disagree don't belong.

>>10514177
the term truNEET was coined before you visited the board. it can't "start now" like touhou can't "start" being board related. an angry normal from 2013 can't allow others to become truNEET either. while the term was coined here, the existence isn't born here and doesn't die here. the fact you think others need to be allowed into it like a club proves you're a normal with some stupid persona.

>>10514206
Please refer to >>10514204 for the official certified truNEET guidelines.

Thank you for your cooperation.

>>10514209
You forgot to add housebroken to the prohibited list. TruNEETs shit on the floor.

http://fighttheurgetofade.com/

I think some of you would really enjoy reading this.

>>10514209
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10463524/#q10464478
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10463524#p10464478
earliest posts on archive mentioning your little made up rule Fri Feb 8 17:32:18 2013
your little meme isn't even a month old yet. you're a nobody and a normal trying to force this shit. some random normal from 2013 is trying to define what it means?

keep kidding yourself, normal.

>>10514215
Piss bottles and shitting on the floor is more important for TruNEET than welfare even.

>>10514222
The commandment itself is timeless. Just as Moses did, I have received a vision from our lord truNEETICUS. He has given me many vision of the future of /jp/, all of them horrifying. I have been instructed to initiate several cleansing rituals, aimed to make /jp/ pure once again. In order for this to happen, all /jp/ers must obey the golden rule.

>>10514042
You certainly won't be the first or the last to try and fail at it. It's OK though. Your attempts to return neo-/jp/ to its so-called glory days are simply part of the grieving process. Like your brethren before, you have already passed the denial stage believing that /jp/ is still a 99% pure truNEET haven. You've hit the anger stage now. Fight the falseNEETs rawr rawr. As the futility of your task dawns up on you, you'll move to stage three and try to open some lines of bargaining. It's been done before with NEETs offering to stop trash-talking normies and stay in their own threads if the normies would leave them alone. Eventually you'll accept it and take your leave.

>>10514239
not having a job or being in school just makes you a loser normal. pissing bottles and the like defines truNEET you wannabe. your persona is shitty you disgusting normal.

>>10514274
Shut up, falsie.

>>10514274
What defines a truNEET is outlined here >>10514204.

I hope this clears up any confusion. Thanks.

Anyone have the source picture of Reimu in OP's picture?

>>10514299
>>10514296
>Fri Feb 8 17:32:18 2013
>>10464478
stop trying to act like you aren't the single person on /jp/ forcing your meme. your rules not even a month old don't define something which has 3+ years of history on the archive.

>>10514317
You are now starting to display symptoms of psychosis. Please seek medical help.

>>10514173

I always figured there must be atleast one person at the NSA who's given some largess task to post on sub-boards of 4chan just to stir the pot in favor of government programs/philosophies.

>>10514352
Why would they bother doing that? The only thing they might actually have an interest in is "keep funding the NSA" and they're no more likely to have a branch dedicated to that than any other government organization.

>>10514352
Masters from MIT, years at IBM and Sun Micro. Current job: professional government shitposter.

>>10514352
Why would they want you not to claim welfare? It's not like they get more money if welfare spends less. Bureaucracy doesn't work that way.

>>10514335
says the psycho who has been spamming his meme in a shitty persona for weeks.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9609958#p9609958
here's a preview of some of the shit you post.

>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/a/

you'll find a more warm place there. i'm done playing with you, you'll make my food taste bad. you're a trashy individual without value.

>>10512244
cute pic dude

>>10513853
care to share or have you uploaded them somewhere else already

>>10514395
That filename isn't even remotely similar to mine. You've just outted yourself as a crossboarding falsie, not that I wasn't aware already.

>>10514427
try akiba online

>>10514378

I blame the economy.

Do you people frequent /soc/?

>>10512454
>>10513246
>>10514204
Just a reminder that you NEETs are the filth of this board, and many believe you gay faggot whiny bitches are ruining this board. No-one likes you, hence why we keep you barricaded inside your shitty allotted ONE thread.

Claiming that others don't belong somewhere just because they aren't like you is what normals do.

Good day, enjoy your thread.
Yes, I am livid.

>>10514567
NEET threads are a homosexual gangbang of:
/soc/, /r9k/, /mlp/

>>10514577
no bully

>>10514567
Also FB and /r/eddit as well. Was that what you were expecting?

>>10514583
I wanna beat Tewi within an inch of her life.

And pee on Cirno.

I made myself sick yesterday by eating some bad pork after 3 days without eating at all. Then I was crushed by the oppression of my useless existence and went to sleep early.

Then today my retarded little brother dislocated his kneecap, so I drove him to the hospital so they could push it back into place. It was sticking out of his knee a good 5cm, and now I know how to do it.

Right now I'm trying to think of an excuse for the last 5 months of my life. Basically fabricating a life that I should have been living instead of spending all day every day playing eroge.

>>10514611
You can still make it. Leave now. Mean this in the best way.

I'm so lonely ;_;

>>10514611
eat more and sleep more, no wonder you're upset you're fucking yourself in the head.

>>10514628
It feels like too much of a bother, really. I can't even bring myself to write down lies about the last few months.

>>10512052
All I did tonight was save an incredible amount of strange Japanese images relating to /jp/. This is one of them. Please. Take it easy.

>>10514640
I'm back to sleeping about 11 hours a day now, I was down to 8 hours per day all of last week which exhausted me, but I kept waking up early and I don't know why. I'm glad that's over.

At work right now, listening to /jp/radio and generally dicking off.

I did piss in a Gatorade bottle and toss it in the trash because the toilet is too far away and fuck walking.

Made some snack time onigiri. I'm horrible at getting shit inside them. So I ended up with rice balls and some pickled vegetables. Not bad.

Got a date this weekend. She's a 7/10 but a really good cook and seems pretty interested in me. Haven't gotten my dick wet in awhile, and I'm sure I could coax a blowjob out if her.

>>10514577
EPIC image macro, /q/ro.

>>10514655
Teehee, I did it again

I played some video games and thought abput moving to Gensokyo.
Soon.

need advice from a battle hardened, experienced trunet

first is, I am poor because I don't work. How do you get food?

second, how do you deal with shelter? RIght now I am not concerned about it, but I want to know just in case...

third, how do you tell people about your neetism? I make people angry whenever I tell them I am neet, and it certainly wont make girls drop their pantsu

thanks!!

>>10514866
Dumpster diving can get you lots of food, and people here like to eat beans and rice which are very cheap.

Don't know about shelter, I've never been in the position to be kicked out.

Don't say anything unless asked, and then be honest. Say why you don't want to work or be in education. Let them deal with it.

>>10514866
Live with your parents

>>10514874
>>10514878

thank you for quick replies

>>10514874

where are some good places to dive? grocery stores?

I like that we include hiki now because other than class one day a week that I don't even go to, I don't even leave to get food (dominos / sushi delivery) and I'm glad I can at least fit in here.

I had a dream today in which I was playing a video game, but I was actually in the game despite being able to see a graphical interface.
It was an RPG, but I didn't have the usual detachment. I had this strong dopamine drive to complete each new task. I felt like my life had meaning, I felt like I did as a child.
Then I was awoken by a crash from the construction site outside, even though I was wearing earplugs. I have been unhappy all day after missing part of the dream.

>>10514883
Any place that throws out food. Bakeries, grocery stores, maybe some restaurants, ect. Most foods thrown away by grocery stores should still be in their original packaging, and then put in the garbage bag before being put in the dumpster.

>>10514897
TGI Fridays always throws out a ton of food, their portions are huge and almost no one finishes from what I've seen

Does anyone browse 4chan with the Tomorrow board style?

>>10514907

No, you are the only dark 'n' edgy one here.

>>10512059
I bet you're disappointed now.

>>10514913

Not him, but how expensive is it?

>>10513234
whom*

Learn proper English, faggot.

Wondering how I'm going to spend the rest of my autismbux, I think I might build me a gaming PC.

>>10514931
Send me the money, bro.

>>10514932
It's only 900$, I doubt you can do anything with that

>>10514936
?? I could do quite a bit with that.

>>10514936
You'd be surprised
>>10514917
They didn't announce a price. They didn't even show what the fucking box looked like.

>>10514939
>>10514942
Not giving my autismbux away, it's a miracle I get more than 1000$.

Do any NEETs crossdress?

>>10514888
You're not a hikikomori.

>>10514949
I wore a skirt over my pants because I like the feel of fapping with women's clothing around my penis.


That's what I should spend my 900$ on, more skirts.

>>10514942
I doubt they'll do any of that until Microsoft has their announcement.

today, cirno arrived. i made some noodles (neoguri gook shit) with chicken and beef. now i will sleep.

Playing Runescape on an empty server to practice for the real deal on the 22nd.

>>10514962
Man I wish I had some girl clothes, but I've got a manly as fuck body frame so it would look silly.

>>10514968
I quit playing earlier this year, I couldn't take it anymore after the EOC update.

Is anyone here a nudist NEET?

>>10514984
I would be nude if it wasn't freezing cold in my room, I'm not moving my computer into the living room.

>>10514984
Yeah, I'm lazy too.

>>10514966
You have fat hands.

>>10514984
I go naked as much as possible, even during the winter. Although at night during the winter it is too freezing and I have to wear warm clothes

>>10514984

I am a temporary nudist, but normally once I ejaculate the desire to be nude diminishes and I put my clothes back on.

>>10514966
DO NOT HOTGLUE AND THEN TUMBLE DRY. FUCK. Had to ask a friend who knows how to sew for damage control.

>>10515022
>Ask a friend

>>10515022

You monster.

>>10515027
I didn't know you couldn't just chuck it in the washing machine n' dryer like everything else. Wasn't my intention to tear her wings off and parts of her clothes.

>>10515026
His friend is his mom, I hope. That would be kind of cute.

>>10515030
No. She's my osananajimi. Is nosy like a mom sometimes though.

>>10515032
Well, it would be terrible if somebody... NTR her.

>>10515055
NTR a shit. Besides, I already have a girlfriend. You wouldn't date your fucking grandma either, would you? Because that is truly similar to how a childhood friend feels like. It's like people who actually have siblings - there's not a vast majority of sister fuckers out there. 2D is 2D and 3D is 3D.

>>10515062
I'd happily fuck both of my sisters.

>>10515066
Don't bother telling him that. He has a girlfriend, he can't understand true love.

>>10515068
True love doesn't exist in 3D boy. That's why we have 2D escapism.

What do you do when you forget to put your piss bottles away before the big /jp/ meetup?

>>10515134
I wear diapers.

>>10515134

Pour them on your guests, masturbating as you do so.

>>10515134
Drink up!

>>10515164
Does anyone here really drink their pee? Isn't it unhealthy?

>>10515171
Pee is supposed to be sterile, I don't know if it's unhealthy. I sometimes drink it when I masturbate, for the arousal. But also taste my own shit, so eh, YMMV.

>>10515219
>But also taste my own shit
What does it taste like?

>>10515228
Terrible. The way shit is supposed to. But the asshole juices that come out of a clean, stimulated ass are actually quite tasty. More so than pre-cum.

>>10515261
Asshole juices...?

>>10515261
>asshole juices

>>10515272
Some natural lubrication, I don't know how they are called.

>>10515261
What does asshole juice taste like?

>>10515321
shit

>>10515321
I can't describe it, but nothing like shit. Like I said, it's tasty. Pleasant.

>>10515342
It's shit, you gross fuck.

>>10515261
>not eating slimy and bloody shit
It makes it taste so good, sometimes I mix it in with my ramen for arousal.

oh god we cannot reply to each other
It's absolute pandemonium on other much more faster boards.

It's glorious

Are all psychologists assholes? I started going to this one a couple of weeks ago and I feel like the only thing she cares about is my money. Now I realize that I'm stating the obvious since it's her job and everything, but why is it that every time I want to discuss something with her (through texting) she tells me that we will dedicate time for it in our next session? I had a better "off-work" relationship with my private math tutor in high school, and she wasn't even supposed to care about anything other than my money either.

I'm gonna be getting a psychiatric evaluation, soon.
What should I do to make sure I get diagnosed with something I can use to get the right welfare when I go NEET? I was planning to go NEET sometime either this or next year.

How does one manage to live without a living allowance, anyway? I'll be getting barely enough money from the government to pay rent.

I'm awtistic :3

>>10515875
Good job!

Question for those on autism bux/ssi: when you were approved how big was your settlement? I'm on my reconsideration aka attempt 2 but I have a new diagnosis of bipolar and a recent stay at a mental ward for 6 days. My lawyer thinks that will help my reconsideration case a lot.

What are my chances of getting autism bux without every leaving the house?

I'm so tru I NEETed all over the chair and floor. What do I win?

That NEET feel when you eat all the leftover pizza when you're not even hungry

I'm still doing work on getting enough shit to build my shit castle. It's a slow process since I don't eat much.

>>10512052

test

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