/jp/ - Otaku Culture

are these illegal to own in the US yet

One day when I've got real fucking rich I'll buy one of these.

I would never leave the house. Hikki mode full activate. What else matters besides having strawberry tea out of chibi teacups and sewing lace onto dresses and baking cookies?

>>10911847

Apparently not.

>>10911847
They already are in Canada. There's no way they would let anything get in the way of that sweet, sweet alimony.

this nigga really hates korea and china

There's still hope for someone like me???

Now to focus on making money..

Better start saving up those autismbucks.

>>10911880

Where's the other part of Asia? Free shipping? Hah.

....

....

Please, don't tell me they don't ship there ;_;

what's with that website. are we in the 90s again.

>>10911885
I really love that face.

>>10911894
No, we're in JAPAN.

I'll be sent to jail if I buy one of those.

No joke. This fucking country sucks.

I'm crying tears of joy. I wish I knew about these sooner. Are there males?

>>10911813
i don't have money ;_;

I got to hold on, must not open a portal yet. The future seems to have hope for these. Hope it won't be too long until they can be love+ irl.

Only US$890, free shipping worldwide !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=514ccgC7KAw

>>10911894
Yeah, I have always wondered why most japanese websites suck that hard.

They haven't heard of frameworks, jquery, css3 and stuff?

>>10912067
They probably don't give a shit about updating it because it works for them.

Nobody ever decided not to buy a six thousand life-sized doll of a little girl because the website wasn't pretty enough.

>>10912067
They probably don't give a shit about updating it because it works for them.

Nobody ever decided not to buy a six thousand dollar life-sized doll of a little girl because the website wasn't pretty enough.

>tfw chobits irl

>>10912078
I didn't mean this store. I meant ALL japan sites.

Ok, can somebody show me a link to a japanese website that does not look like it was created with dreamweaver? (and no flash sites - thats even worse)

>TROTTLA's doll is real Artist Doll.
We can not discount price.
We come in Contact all Customer except Korean.

>>10911894
I like websites looking this simplistic and plain much more. It would be better without the colours and gradients though.
Still much better than the flashy, shiny-corners web 2.0 websites.

>>10912092
Why ? Just fuck off stupid annoying idiot, you suck. You know why ? Because you feel a need for websites to be cluttered with useless graphics/shitty ``innovative'' designs, etc etc. It's fine as it is. BACK OFF

>anatomically-correct

disgusting

>>10912078
Westeners are obsessed with superficial shit.
I would choose the top guy anyways, like hell I'd let a homosexual that worries about dumb shit like how well his cardigan fades seams have a proper fold works end up taking care of my finances.

>>10912096
I don't care how flashy it is, I just like being able to look at it immediately instead of the minute or so it takes to load ALL that javascript code on a fast internet connection and powerful computer.
Like damn I just want to check a website not compile a galaxy simulator, fuck.

>>10912105
Wait, what. Not only do all these clothes look really stupid, only fitting for a homosexual, but these belts cost up to $360 and jeans cost $150. Why.

>>10912118
Because when you work in corporate people will judge you by your appearance. Also you will be making enough money to not really give that much of a shit.

>>10912098
Flashy?
I was thinking something like this: http://ia.net/
Clean, minimal, and *it shows they actually did an effort*.
Is *not* fine as it is. Is crap. And I also hate flashy sites.

PD. The people from the site I linked has tokyo offices! not sure if is japanese though

>>10912105
>$350 belt
>$1600 jacket

When they're not buisy getting AIDS, they're blowing money on dumb shit.

Too poor for this... and I thought getting a main coon was already expensive..

>>10912123
>it shows they actually did an effort
What it actually means is that they have somebody to do the site for them, whereas most Japanese websites are just made out of shitty HTML the site owner cobbled together in his or her spare time.

>>10912122
But how can any jacket cost $995.

>>10912131
The same way a stuffed doll and molded plastic can go for three hundred, probably.

>>10912131
They handstitch it and use horsehair to pad it or something, really dumb stuff.

They ruined that guy too, the top image he looked rugged and manly, would suck his dick and get topped.
Then they turned him in a little feminine boy with the new clothes.
/fa/ has to be a pretty dumb board.

>>10912118
>>10912126
>>10912131
Consumerism. You're only cool if you buy the most expensive unless thing you can find.

>>10912123
Oh my, you're so bad that you either misquoted the post or you lack reading comprehension, can't help you here, sorry.

Take me home tonight

>>10912137
I'm sorry, I just can't see "rugged" or "manly." Frumpy, maybe. The problem mostly being that he picked shirt and pants two sizes too big rather than any actual flaw of the clothes.

>>10912132
Ah!! fair enough.

See? no need to be rude, bro. ;)

>>10912145
It's never necessary, but sometimes it's a lot of fun.

That was someone else, by the way.

>>10912105
The top guy looks way worse than the guys below, though I'd never spend that much money on clothes (but you can find stuff that looks like that for a lot less).

>>10912159
What a gross bitch.

>>10912143
I don't want to let you go 'til the feeling's right

>>10912159

what the fuck are they doing? context?
poor doll, getting mistreated that much by a dumb whore,

>>10912150
Dear lord

Why not just get a real loli?

>>10912308
Illegal

>>10912262
She's describing her first sexual experience with a visual aid

>>10912312
What are you planning on doing to her that's illegal? It's not illegal to treat her as a doll.

>>10912105
Oh my goodness, you mean well-fitting clothes make you look nicer and cleaner? No way!

And I love those godawful "dynamic" poses they have that douchebag doing in the redone shots. Of course he's going to look better if you try to make him look like shit at the beginning. I can't believe GQ is so popular. All it does is homogenize the male image.

>>10912105
>$350 for a device to hold up your pants
What the fuck mang

http://www.kiguda.net/CMS/index.php<wbr>

That anti-Semitic Nip won't ship to Israel, so I can't get one. The feet are also pretty rough with obvious seams around them and awkwardly-bent toes.

>>10912892
Though it is not listed, have you tried asking them?

As long as your not Corean I'm sure they can make arrangements. When you contact them tell them where you are from, etc. Read the site.

>>10912911
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/japan-trottla-dolls-lifesize-lingerie
>Israel is not the enemy, however idolatry is a violation of the Jewish religion and we pay tribute to the religious beliefs of others. We do not want conflict with them. Also, safe transportation of the dolls cannot be secured in such a place.

>>10912917
I'm so sorry.

>>10912103
Actually guys, I'm sorry to break your enthusiasm, but you can't actually fuck Trottla models.

>>10912985
Then what's the point?

>>10913034
Tea parties and dress up, of course
I would take up tailoring just to be able to make new clothes for them. .

>>10913034
you can still rub your penis on their puffy vulvas

>100cm dolls that aren't even fuckable
I'm not a toddler fucker.

http://www.dsdoll.us/

>>10912985
If there's a will, there's a way.

A drill helps too.

They look fucking weird and I'm not attracted to lifeless children.

I think they look pretty in the stock photos, but I would be scared to have one of these things in the same room as me. I'd have nightmares.

>>10913389
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreepyChild

Am I rite mate?

>>10913413
Wow why the sudden surge in shitposting on /jp/ in the past couple of hours? Is it a national holiday in America today?

>>10913427
I'm from Russia.

>>10912105
I'd rather let the guy who doesn't blow half his check on clothes manage my money. This is why those people write for fashion, because they have no idea about real business.

Have you ever fucked a kid in a lucid dream, /jp/?

>>10913964

I got close to it in two dreams. One I was kissing some really cute loli, and she was having lots of fun. She wouldn't let me stick it in though until after a lot of kissing, but I woke up when I tried. I tried to do it in a second dream but I woke up when I tried that too. Weirdly enough those were the only lewd dreams I've ever had.

>>10913964
I once tackled a teen girl and then sucked her cock in a dream.

>>10912105
/fa/ here lmao loving the reactions of the fedora wearing neckbeards here

>>10913964
Again. What do you call that?

>>10913964
I had a non-lucid dream when I was 9. The princess of my class, a very cute girl that every other girl admired, was playing with the laces of my pants. They somehow got into my pants and she tried to grab them again, touching my dick with a lewd grin on her face.

I wonder if the woman carrying her memories still remembers me. Probably not.

>>10914017
What do I call what?

>>10914005
This thread is about sex with children now. Please get with the times.

>>10913977
How did her mouth feel?

>>10913992
Did she have a cute bush down there?

>>10914026
Why would she remember you? It only happened in a dream, the real one wouldn't even talk with a nerd like you.

>>10914061
No, hairless is better for sucking

>>10914034
That thing that man is doing to that kid.

>>10914064
Who wants to suck someone who isn't sexy?

>>10914061

It was years ago so the details are vague, but I remember both of us were smiling a lot while we were kissing. It was real nice, but I don't remember how it felt other than good and soft. I think we were in some sort of clothing store too, and it was raining outside.

>>10914071
You mean holding her chin?

Captcha: Lewis amoteba

>>10914071
He was about to kiss her.

>>10914085
>>10914087
There must be name for this.

>>10914085
That guy ruined her. Now she will be unable to concentrate in class, thinking about lewd stuff all the time and contaminating other girls.

It's better if you buy her a 3DS so she can play Animal Crossing with her friends.

>>10914144
>Animal Crossing
Her grades will go to shit. That game is addictive.

You are better off fucking her.

When it wants the reproduction use, ask for communication by all means to this place!

Let's look at some cheaper alternatives.

First, pic related: http://www.kanojotoys.com/airy-doll-blowup-doll-p-1508.html

Why do lolis have to go to school? The educational system is broken beyond repair. They don't need to go there to make friends or learn basic stuff.

Lolis should be allowed to enjoy every second of their childhood, instead of wasting six hours per day in such a boring place and being scolded for not doing their homework. Elementary school shouldn't exist at all.

>>10914239
That wouldn't be a good idea for several reasons.

They should all be orphans instead. Living in a happy orphanage run by /jp/. Their real parents are all stupid normalfucks, just look at this >>10908301

>>10914260
I think most loli like their parents more than they would enjoy being fucked daily by you in an orphanage.

You can try kidnapping, though, it might turns out they like you better.

>>10914220
But I think you can't beat Beautiful Dolls in the price/value ratio.

http://www.beautiful-dolls.net/anime-p-1.html

This guy made one that looks like Flandre: http://www.dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=142&t=46338

>>10914301
*bought, or better yet, made the Chinese make one that looks like Flandre

>>10914289
They wouldn't have a chance to meet their parents. And I wouldn't fuck them if they didn't ask for it.

>>10914289
Also, the orphanage would be a fun place. They'd never have to say goodbye to their friends, because they all live in the same place.

>>10914301
>>10914315
What the fuck is this shit?

Those dolls shouldn't look anime-ish, they should look like real people (of course, they can have unrealistic features if they had it originally, like wings and stuff like that). Their facial features should be realistic.

It's the same with cosplays. Most cosplayers look fake as hell. It's like their clothes are made of plastic or something. Cosplays should look more like actual clothes and less like fucking disguises.

Almost all cosplay pictures I see look really uncomfortable and fake-looking, even when the costume isn't particularly complicated. Like, Marisa's costume is basically a black dress, bloomers, a witch hat, and a white apron. It's relatively simple. But every Marisa cosplay picture looks like the costume is starched and stiff and made of incredibly cheap fabric.

If the cosplayers can't find/make real clothes that look like Marisa's, they should just wear a random black dress, random bloomers, a witch hat and a random white apron.

That would be better than some official and fake-looking "Marisa Cosplay".

>>10912055
SＥＸ

>>10914397
I mean, a 1:1 Rika doll should look like this >>10428664 , not like this >>10426966

Would only get if it had anime face.
>>10912873
>visible ribs
And I'm >>>out

>>10914519
Yeah, what's up with the visible ribs? All the lolis I've seen naked don't have visible ribs. Malnourished nip thing?

>>10914519
Anime faces are creepy in real life.

>>10914536
Exactly.

>>10913964
Why would I want to fuck a kid? I have better things to do with my time.

>>10913964
I wouldn't be interested in that but are you saying that it's possible to have sex with anybody you want in a lucid dream?

>>10914660
It's possible to do anything.

>>10913964
Dat feel when you are living the dream and your mom wakes you up for some stupid reason.

It's the only lucid dream I've ever had. How can I have more?

>>10913964
No one in /jp/ wants to have sex with real kids.

I bet my dick on it.

>>10911813
That shit smells like plastic.

What do lolis smell like?

>>10914844
I would like to be in a close, exclusive relationship with a girl aged between 10 and 13.

>>10914859
Sunny Delight.

>>10914872
Why 10? Are you an American?

>>10914878
I thought you hated little girls.

>>10914878
It tastes awful. I'd never kiss a loli who drinks that crap.

>>10914894
I'm English.

Why not 10, and what does 'Murrica have to do with it?

>>10914897
White Ren isn't a single person.

>>10914900
But Sunny D is うまい.

>>10911992

Britfag?

>>10914914
I'd totally give her the D.

>>10914908
The age of puberty is fucked up in North America. It's slightly worse in South America, though.

>>10913964
I have never had an LD

Fuck you i'm jealous.

>>10914844

Everyone on /jp/ wants to have sex with kids. Well, probably 99%.

>>10914923

Don't worry, its all a load of shit anyway. Its got as much validity as tulpas.

>>10913964
Yeah, a few years ago. I grabbed her ass cheeks and massaged them as I fucked her. For some reason I didn't see her face. It was right in front of me, so I don't know why.

I'd never actually fuck a little girl IRL no matter what, though. Just the thought of a hymen being broken makes my crotch hurt for some reason. I'd rather do other lewd things that don't require my dick.

I don't like to see a woman breastfeeding her baby either, it makes my nipples hurt.

Is it possible to get one in the US?

>>10914956
Give her a recorder. She will break it herself.

Because it makes me feel like a necrophile.

It's probably nice if you sleep with them. That way you can't see their lifeless faces. Their weight must feel really good.

>>10914956
>Just the thought of a hymen being broken makes my crotch hurt for some reason
This, I can't watch scenes in H-anime with defloration.

>>10914981
But at the same time, I don't like the thought of having sex with a non-virgin. I want her to be pure before I corrupt her.

>>10914956
>>10914981
Thought it was just me.
It's the same with periods and childbirth.

>>10914956
>I grabbed her ass cheeks and massaged them as I fucked her
L-Lewd!

>>10915118
Why.

>>10912159
I can see her tits!

Is it true that little girls can't have orgasms without passing out?

>>10912334
In most jurisdictions, I'm sure you'll find that both kidnapping and child-trafficking are crimes. I suppose that you could buy a corpse and have it expertly embalmed for a more legal, realistic effect. Some impoverished parents of leukemia victims might be willing to sell, and modern morticians are absolute artists.

>>10915601

>buy a corpse
>legal

>>10915689
I'm interested.

>>10915689
Make a sham business and classify it as a scientific enterprise.

>>10915719
Can't you do it also by establishing some bogus religion? Church of Satan did this successfully.

>>10915731
That'd probably be easier, actually, given that you wouldn't need a building or any sort of expertise. Plus you'd get tax breaks.

>>10915731

Source?

>>10915521
Only if you rub her pussy for hours.

>>10913964
No, but I just woke up from a dream where I kissed a loli.

We were in a car that was passing through the desert. It was summer and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Both of us were passengers sitting in the rear. She was leaning against with her head on my chest because she wanted to take a nap and wasn't comfortable otherwise. Before she went to sleep I jokingly asked if she wanted a good night kiss and to my surprise she responded by tilting her head up at me with pursed lips and closed eyes. Surprised, I figured I'd make it quick so I just gave her a quick kiss. After the kiss she remained motionless and in the same position, so I figured she wanted something more. This time I kissed her more seriously, far longer than the previous one I had given her a few moments before.

I woke up shorly after. I can still remember how her small lips felt against mine, how they were slightly sticky and had a sweet taste to them. I guess that's the power of your imagination running wild in a dream.

>>10912150
Why does this seem like the most attractive doll in the thread? I want to fuck this one.

>>10915794
That's really happy. Thank you, anon.

>>10913964
No but I dreamed that one was peeing on my face.

I heard from a normal that lolis have super strong pussy juices that can burn your dick.

Is it true, /jp/?

>>10916298
Yes, but only virgin dick though

I want to fuck a loli real doll

>>10916298
Bullturd.

What does loli armpit smell like?

>>10913413
Go back to your faggot normal website.

>>10914878
Little girls smell like milk and crayons you fucking retard

>>10914939
Lucid dreaming is a scientifically proven phenomenon with a century of data to prove it, you imbecile.

>>10917176
They smell like rain and cheap popsicles.

>>10917182
What do lolis lucid dream about? They probably aren't obsessed with sex like adult people, so what do they desire the most? I'm really curious.

>>10911813
http://www.phoenix-c.or.jp/~warasi/hikarub.htm

superior dolls

>>10914933
>wants to have sex
whoa when did this happen?

What happened to my pure little /jp/?

... I'm not in the mood for my tea anymore. I'll have to pour it down the drain. Such a waste.

>>10917325
You are one bad mutha.

>>10917216
Toys and videogames.

>>10914859
Usually shampoo and candy, so just basically sweet smelling.

>>10917521
What about delicious food?

>>10917224

>>10915601
Who cares if they're crimes if you can get away with it? As long as you take enough bribe money (~$500 USD) for the cops to Cambodia/Thailand/Hungary/etc you'll be fine.

>>10914519
Dude what the fuck is your problem? Visible ribs are fucking perfect. Best fetish.

>>10913964
Well, sort of, but probably not the way you want. There was this 11yo or so girl, who looked quite a bit like her actually, who was being very loud next door and I couldn't concentrate on programming. I tried calling her parents to get her to shut up but they didn't answer. So I took it into my own hands, walked into her house, and dragged her into her back yard. That's when the dream became lucid/controlled, so I just ripped off her clothes, held her down, and raped her. After that I put her in a chest outside that barely fit her, and started stomping on her and breaking her ribs because I started feeling really sadisic and angry. She said something to me then that I really fucking want to remember but I don't. For some reason whatever she said got me really horny, and I started stabbing her with a mini pitch fork like the size of a kitchen knife. I took her out and raped her again. At this point the dream was harder to control, so I just kind of crushed her chest after that and I think she died. Of course my fun had to be ruined because the FBI burst into the room (it became a room now, no longer in a back yard) and shot me for like 5 minutes straight and then I woke up.

And no, I am not trying to be edgy.

>>10913964
>>10914085

>>10917216
Probably about flying, or candy, or toys.

i was looking for one with an anime face but then read that they are only 140cm tall, thats smaller than a dakimakura , my ass...

>>10917993
This a Christian imageboard please do not post such obscene images.

>>10918638

>>10919267
Please treat lolis with love and respect.

>>10917993
Would you french a little girl? Please tell me you wouldn't.

>>10918693
>>10919267
Do your fucking work, janishit.

These dolls are so fucking creepy. Some of the pictures are cute, and then it just teeters off into weird scary shit.
Horrid.

>>10917325
Please do not waste tea. The tea had not changed, your mood merely soured. If you had waited, you would have enjoyed the tea again.

>>10919695
It would have cooled by then, and I don't enjoy cold tea.

>>10919720
So warm it up again. It's not quite as good, but still more than decent.

>>10919639
Please respond. This is important.

>>10911867
What an honorable man, if they did that to me I'd be screaming at them.

>>10919267
Hah, I love this.

>>10919987
Yes I would, of course.

>NB: We do not export to China (except Taiwan) and Korea, nor will we
have any plan to do so in the future
>We also do not trade for any other countries such as follows: countries under judicial systems and rules beyond our comprehension,countries at war, or countries with policies against Japan. We will not respond to emails from those countries, nor any questions. This includes the persons from any of these countries residing in Japan.

What a nacionalist dickhead. If you are trying to run a business, leave your hurt butt outside, geez.

>>10917980
What a sicko.

>>>/B/

I had another dream about loli except this time ther was no kissing. Some lolis were at my house swimming in the pool nude and when they were done they wanted some dry clothes so I got to dry the girls off, pick out clothes for them, and dress them.

>Be me.


>Be BR.


>Mine is second most expensive to export.

>Tfw poor.
Huehuheuehue....


;_;

>>10921213
Who are you quoting little monkey?

>>10921219


Yur mom.

>>10921223
I'm pretty sure my mom is not Brazilian.

>>10921228


Shut up anon.
Just leave me alone ok?

>>10921239
Too bad, I can annoy you all I want.

>>10921247

Why do you want to bully me so much?

>>10913964
Yes, in fact about a 70% of LDs I've had got at least some loli theme. A year ago I was very proficient in lucid dreaming, but I stopped doing it, and now I can't LD for shit. I also never succeded at WILD, but I could had DILDs at will by sleeping after lunch.

>>10913964
Who the hell wants to fuck little girls? They are fucking annoying!

>>10919639
I'm still interested in an answer to that.

>>10925926
Yes.

>>10925931
Thank you very much for the reply, but I was kind of hoping you would go into a little more detail.

>>10925956
Yes, I would french a little girl.

>>10925961
But would you a little French girl?

>>10925973
Probably

fbi monitoring this thread yo

>>10925983
Where did you get this image?

>>10926009
that rocket bat flash game, i zoomed in and took a screenshot

>>10926022

>>10925973
For sure.

>>10912105
fuck that, I use gold staples and gold stapler

>>10926022
>rocket bat flash game
>>10926031
this is brilliant

>>10925961
Speaking of this, does anyone have any videos of cute lolis speaking French?

>>10931397
I'm sure Youtube would do wonders finding that kind of thing.

From the website:

"TROTTLA's doll is real Artist Doll.
We can not discount price.
We come in Contact all Customer except Korean."

I lol'd

>>10931695
What do I search?