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I wanna stick my dick inside her drills...

Best disgaea!

Are you implying that's flat?

When did "flat" start to mean "small breasts"? It means flat.

>>11046905
you can always hop on my dick

>>11046905
But that's a compliment!

I wish I could be a flat girl.

>>11046909
It isn't meant literally and even guys don't have completely flat chests.

Is that the education board girl?

>>11046998
It's Archer, you moron.

>>11046999
Same thing

>>11046905
Fuck you bitch, I'll do what I want.

Why are flat girls so impregnable? She seems like she would be a good mother.

>>11046977
Nobody is petty enough to think it means flat like a piece of paper, but it does mean flat. If you have mounds, no matter how small, you don't have a flat chest. "Flat chest" is not a euphemism for "small breasts", it means you have no (visible) breasts. Of course it can be used as an insult that way, like calling a guy with a 5-inch penis "chipolata dick" even though chipolatas are smaller.

>>11046909
It's worse when it's archers from Disgea since they canonically remove their breasts to draw their bows better. It's like the artist never played the game or at least looked at the instruction manual.

>>11047017
I'll call a bitch flat whenever I want, asshole. I don't give a shit if that matches your definition or not.

>>11046977
Aside from her nipples, my sister is completely flat.

>>11047096

>>11047103

>>11047104
Thank you.

>>11047103
>>11047104
She's 9!

>>11047156
All the Descartes pictures in the world cannot fully express my attitude toward your situation.

>>11047156

>>11047156
Your point?

>>11047162
>>11047163
>>11047160
As far as lolis go, she's not that cute.

>>11047171
Don't diss lolis, all are cute in their own way.
And especially don't diss your own loli, which you apparently refuse to love sexually.

>>11047171

>>11047171
Wish I had a little sister, my family is a fucking sausagefest.

>>11047177
>>11047178
I DID molest her in her sleep though. That was 3 or 4 years ago, I think.

>>11047198
How did she feel?

>>11047202
Really tight, it felt like her whole pussy was kind of a bone.

*downvotes thread*

>>11047208
And she didn't wake up?

You're really lucky. Her pussy is still waiting for you. Tell her how you feel about her. She will no doubt return your feelings.

You can then have no-risk unprotected bareback sex with your sister.

>>11047216
Unless she was passed out drunk I'm sure she noticed but didn't say anything.

Is making fun of police officers illegal in the States?

>>11047216
She woke up right when I was gonna expose her clit, i ran the hell out of there. I think i left her skirt flipped up.

>>11047218
She was 5 or 6 at the time.

>>11047221
>She was 5 or 6 at the time.
Do you think 5 or 6 years olds can't feel something entering their body? Especially from places where usually nothing enters at that age?

>>11047221
>i ran the hell out of there
Nice story.

>>11047198
You sick fuck.

>>11047222
Not when they're completely asleep, no.

>>11047226
Thanks!

>>11047231
>Not when they're completely asleep, no.
It's a coinflip, you can never know for sure.

>>11047231
Did she say anything to you after?

>>11047222
If God didn't want us to be pedophiles, why do lolis like it when you put it in?

Christians - 0
Atheists - 0
Allah - 1

>>11047238
>why do lolis like it when you put it in

>>11047240
Nope, I would have said it in the thread if she had, sorry!

>>11047238
Who is Allan?

Budding breasts are better than flat chests.

>>11047245
Would you do it again?

>>11047238
The whole loli aren't sexuals is bullshit.

My little cousin which was 7 literally rides me out of nowhere when I was lying on a sofa. If I didn't realize what she was doing and put her aside I'd had a hell of a hard time to explaining things to the family.

>>11047245
inb4 people start trying to fuck their little sister during sleep.

>>11047251
A fag

>>11047255
That isn't sexual, anon. That's just playing horsey.

>>11047265
Don't even start. Once you read too many loli doujins your mind becomes corrupted.

>>11047253
Yes, I would probably go farther. But she doesn't sleep on the couch anymore.

>>11047265
No, I don't think so.

At first, yes, she was just playing around like you do with an older cousin. At some point, she went down right to 'that part', paused a moment, and start moving in a total different way.
I thought my mind was playing tricks on me first, so I took her by the hips and move her up right to my belly again. Then she gave me a look that you wouldn't expect of a little girl but of a wife having sex with you, went down all the way to 'it' and started moving again in that strange fashion.

With my boner starting to come out I just promptly stand up from there, hoping that any of the family members here would notice.

>>11047282
Why dont you get her when she is in bed?

>>11047306
her bedroom is right next to my parents'.

>>11047304
That doesn't mean she's instinctively sexual. It just felt weird, possibly good, and she didn't know that feeling. That's not a green light to take advantage of a loli.

>>11047311
But there must be another chance somehow

>>11047323
Possibly next time she sleeps on the couch, in a dress or skirt, because i'm not taking the chance with pants or shorts.

>>11047254
This guy knows what's up.

I want slight mounds and puffy nips. If you want a true flat chest, you're a homosexual.

>>11047317
>That's not a green light to take advantage of a loli.
How did you come up with such a conclusion? Are you a conservative or something?

She was feeling good, that I can definitely attest considering how she was moving and the noises she was starting to make. If I decided to go with the flow why would it be considered 'taking advantage'? She'd be feeling good, so would I, I don't see any problems here, unless moral bullshit etc.

If I was asleep at the time she would have just probably used me as a sextoy.

>>11047343
>If I was asleep at the time she would have just probably used me as a sextoy.
Yeah dude, surely :^)

>>11047343
Your big grown up penis would tear her in half.

>>11047317
>feeling
>green

>>11047346
>>11047351
Keep on using irony all you want but it won't change reality. I wish some lolis would gang-rape you to make you realize how stupid you are.

>>11047360
btw I derive all my knowledge of the world from loli doujinshi

>>11047360
Lolis don't rape outside of fiction. They don't crave sex outside of fiction either.

>>11047364
Nice try but I don't even read them.

>>11047375
Yeah, you ``read'' them.

>>11047331
I wish I had a little sister to molest

>>11047371
I remember reading this. What a TWIST.

>>11047437
I wish I lived in Saudi Arabia so I could arranged marry a child.

>>11047496
What if you were born a girl? Or poor (like 99% of Saudi Arabia)?

>>11047360
I want to be gang raped by lolis

>>11047304
Whoa, nice.
You should have let her finish.

Lolis don't actually want to fuck, anon-kun.
When I was a loli and just started hearing about the whole sex stuff, I started acting like that too. Humping things and getting touchy and all of that.
It was a funny thing for me which made us children laugh and just something grown ups do which we wanted to imitate, similar to when kids start smoking. There was no actual arousal involved.
Thinking back, those things were a bit embarrassing. But we were children after all.

The newer generations even take things a bit further. I know a girl who started dating boys in elementary school and she and her coevals act like it's the thing cool kids do.

>>11047017
>chipolata dick
Lost my shit.

>>11047713
What is it like being a loli?

>>11047017

>>11047713
I did something like that too. But I was already quite old, like eleven. It was only just thrilling. Before that age I wouldn't even be interested.

The flatter the chest, the closer you are to her heart!

>>11047778

>>11047713
>Lolis don't actually want to fuck, anon-kun.
Normals and Morals being delusional as usual.

>>11047713
Prove to us that you were a loli and then we'll talk.

>>11047805
He's a girl, dude.

>>11047783
>tfw just anyone who can draw can be a manga artist

>>11047814
Doesn't mean that she cannot be delusional.

Or are you part of the ones thinking that women are enlightened creatures or something? I'm sorry my dear but women are only humans.

>>11047780
You lost your virginity at 11?

>>11047844
Who would know better what a 7 year old girl would want? A 30 something pedophile or someone who has been a 7 year old girl herself?

>>11047844
It means she's speaking from a first hand account.

>>11047876
Anon, I... sort off.

>>11047879
>>11047878
Yeah, it's not people would just make up stories on an anonymous website.

>>11047885
What a huge slut

>>11047885
What a gigantic slut! This is a pure board you harlot.

>>11047893
gomen...

>>11047902
>>11047893
Come on guys there are no females in this thread. Don't be trolled so easily.

>>11047906
With what money?

>>11047885
So you're really damaged, right? Want to be my girlfriend? I'll take care of you.

>>11047906
Why would you want to date used goods?

>>11047902
Don't try and deny it, every /jp/sie would become a huge massive slut, fucking countless men on a daily basis for both money and pleasure if they had the looks and the opportunity.

You silly dweebs, girls don't come to /jp/.

>>11047908
I work, Anonymous!

>>11047918
No. I dare to say that I wouldn't.

>>11047918
I would be pure until I met my future husband, or at least wait until I'm actually in love with some one.

>>11047918
Speak for yourself.

>>11047911
Because I am damaged goods myself ;_;

>>11047732
If you're talking about the body, it doesn't feel that much different from being an adult woman aside from being smaller than everyone else (in various ways) and not having to deal with all that annoying ovulation and puberty stuff that came later. Like I mentioned, there was no sexual arousal.
You also don't pay much attention to your own body when you're younger. At least I didn't. You're less conscious about the things women worry about like being fat in some places. You're more unkempt in general and care less about what others think.
I didn't even notice my breasts grow until they got in the way and I really needed a bra, or that I grew taller until I was at eye level with my mother.
I liked being a loli physically, I could hold up with the boys my age and everyone played together. I was a bit of a tomboy.
I wasn't aware of a lot of things back then and more worried about finishing homework so you could go play already or watch that episode of digimon, or convincing mom to give you more snacks after lunch or buy that cool new toy everyone else is getting. We didn't actually feel attracted to boys like women do to men, but we were still aware of the cuter boys because they were cute like puppies and had "girls talk" about those. I also remember liking it when another girl brushed my hair because it gave me ASMR.
I want my childhood innocence back. Those untroublesome days without a worry...

>>11047805
>>11047844
I only took the information from my own memory, and I have a very good memory.
If you care, I'm not the kind of person that thinks all pedophiles should be executed. The ones that restrain their urges and don't harm children are like everyone else for me. I also like 2D lolis.
Be aware that sex with an adult is harmful physically, and it is said that it also is mentally. Just how the hell is your dick going to fit in there? I could barely fit one of my small fingers in there when I was in my mid-teens and it really hurt.

>>11047918
I would be a lesbian.

>>11047927
Then you're probably an ugly neckbeard wwww

>>11047918
I'd rather be a little boy who is constantly raped by my slutty mom.

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>>11047933
youre making me want to be a girl now

>>11047933
You really want to push the lie that you're a woman browsing /jp/ huh? Ok, I'll bite.

First, doing sexuals stuff has nothing to do with putting your dick in. There are plenty of other way to do so, and this is why I said that lolis can be as sexual as any adults, and possibly more because they won't be binded by morals and ethics but will just focus on feeling good.

You people can still try to be blind to it but little girls are more proactive than you think, if put in the right situation. When I talked earlier about >>11047304 I wasn't talking about going to the full extent of a sexual intercourse, she was just rubbing it and obviously felt good about it. I was the one who had to put a stop to it, not the opposite.

>>11047978
Children
don't
have
a
sex
drive

>>11047983
Don't even bother, I know who that guy is. He participates in every pedophilia discussion and his arguments are the same every time.

>>11047983
O
K

>>11047991
Actually this is my first time. Nice try.

>>11047983
My first orgasm was when I was 6. I remember thinking that I had to pee, but my parents locked me in my room because I did something bad. When I couldn't hold it any longer, the semen flowed out of my penis and all over my underwear, but I felt the same joy that I would today from it. How do you explain that?

>>11048014
That's not normal. You don't normally ejaculate that early.

>>11048017
Maybe the only person who isn't normal around here is YOU.

>>11048029
The first ejaculation in males often occurs about 12 months after the onset of puberty, generally through masturbation or nocturnal emission (wet dreams).

On average, girls begin puberty at ages 10–11; boys at ages 11–12. Girls usually complete puberty by ages 15–17, while boys usually complete puberty by ages 16–17. The major landmark of puberty for females is menarche, the onset of menstruation, which occurs on average between ages 12–13; for males, it is the first ejaculation, which occurs on average at age 13

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Of course there can be deviations of a couple years but you're either remembering wrong, talking out of your ass or you're a freak-case that isn't worth talking about.

>>11047983
I was masturbating by humping things since 4th grade.

>>11048029
Hi trevor.

>>11048039
>it is the first ejaculation, which occurs on average at age 13
Hey wow, I wasn't a freak after all with my 14 years.

>>11047978
>>11047991
Children don't have a sex drive like adults do. Adults get aroused and want to have sex, but it's different for children.
Masturbation feels good for everyone, that's why some children do it. They find out their lower parts feel good when they rub there. I don't have to explain why, everyone knows that.
Even when I wasn't attracted to anyone or had any sex drive yet, I found out it feels very good when I gently stroke myself down there through my panties and sometimes did it secretly when I was about to go to sleep.

So the fact that it started feeling good or the reason that she wanted to imitate "adult things" like I mentioned in >>11047713 is the reason your cousin did that to you.

I also don't get the "no girls on (insert board here)" thing. We only reveal our gender when it is relevant to the discussion, so it looks like we are rare when in fact we are frequenting here quite often. Even in case it is relevant we often get negative reactions or demand of proof.
Please don't feel attacked, we're like you here with the same interests and everyone is anonymous, even when we happen to be born differently.

>>11047991
This. I don't understand what drives him.

>>11048064
Sexual frustration (obviously). Some people aren't content with just masturbating.

>>11048060
>Masturbation feels good for everyone, that's why some children do it. They find out their lower parts feel good when they rub there. I don't have to explain why, everyone knows that.
No, I didn't know that. Why are you so insane?

>>11048060
btw I grill ;)))))))

>>11048060
............. forget it.

>>11048073
Kill yourself giga

>>11048069
>Why are you so insane?
Please explain that conclusion.

If you want to know, in short, it's about the nerves there which allow you to reach an orgasm when stimulated. I thought that was something common taught in human biology classes. It's probably different for each country, so it's most likely not your fault.

>>11048087
Well, it doesn't feel good for everyone. I'm a boy btw and I did try jerking off as a 9-year-old because I had seen porn. It was absolutely boring and I only started doing it after I attained the ability to ejaculate. I'm not kidding - there was a huge sudden difference.

>>11048094
I see. So it's different for little boys and girls, huh. I can only properly tell things from my perspective. It probably even varies from person to person.
But your example gives us another example why saying children want to have sex is incorrect. You couldn't even enjoy the stimulation.

>>11048094
I got erections but touching it was like touching your finger. When you're empty, you're empty. Now, as an adult, I need 4-6 sessions a day to reach that level of insensitivity.

>>11048115
Yes. The pedos around here have a very vivid imagination.

But flat is a compliment. Also, the best.

>>11047978
>doing sexuals stuff has nothing to do with putting your dick in
Yeah, but most kids won't know about the other stuff. I feel that if you encourage it, it's coercion. Even if a kid was precocious enough to seek sex acts, I doubt she would know what it actually meant. Kids don't generally do that unless they've been abused.

There's nothing wrong with her experimenting, but it must be an autonomous decision on her part. Kids are delicate and easily taken advantage of. If you love loli, you must respect them!

>>11048230
>Yeah, but most kids won't know about the other stuff.
Uhh... isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

>>11047947
I'd rather be a little boy and do innocent things with a hint of lewd while pedophiles watch and jerk off.

What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>11048257
The other stuff won't know about kids.

Why does everyone have a horny cousin grinding against their dick? You're making it up just to torture me aren't you.

>>11050671
Yes

>>11048115

According to research a lot of children masturbate at early ages. However same researches seem to enjoy to claim that while children are interested in sex, they will be mentally damaged for life if they were to get sex.

Considering I masturbated from age 7, I can easily believe the first bit. But I'm doubtful that my life would be in ruin if I had met a woman that touched my penis. If I was that fragile, I'd have died from having to eat vegetables.

>>11053077
You can't be comparing eating vegetables to rape.

>>11053077
>According to research a lot of children masturbate at early ages.

According to Freud (who was an expert and never made stuff up), even infants touch themselves for pleasure. They even retain and expel feces because it felt good (maybe he meant in a relieving way, but I like to imagine some little baby using a turd as a hands-free dildo).

>>11053077
Great, here we go again

>>11046905
flatchest masterrace

>>11046905
flatchest masterrace

>>11046905
flatchest masterrace

>>11053123
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>>11053133
You little faggot think you can evade my report button? I'm fast as lightning you bitch

>>11053077
I got so fucked up memories that even I can't remember them.

The best thing in the world is when a flat-chested girl attempts paizuri!

>>11056098
EPIC BUMP BROOOO XDDD