/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gensokyo isn't real anon.

Gensokyo is real anon.

Go live in the loft or something.

You aren't real anon

just wait until they're dead and you instantly vaunt to homeowner status

You will become a wizard.

>>16601276
>Be me
>27
>Currently no job, living in in-laws basement
>Fiancee is in hospital right now due to health complications
>Literally no money to my name right now
>Just got approved for $52/month food stamps

It sucks anon, but don't open the portal. You need to get some friends, get laid and stuff. Try starting a pen-pal friendship with some Japanese Christmas Cake cutie, they'll be desperate and will come to you for sex (happened to a friend of mine, the two are planning on getting married in June on the anniversary of her coming here and trust me, he is no looker, like a 3/10. She is a 6 but still)

>>16601543
>Fiancee

fucking drink a gallon of bleach you normie scum. No woman besides my mom has ever said more than a few words to me in my entire life. And I have no interest in ever talking to a bitch, I don't even masturbate. Go to r9k with the rest of the fake NEET normies.

>>16601552
Well fuck you too, asshole.

>>16601543
Keep us posted.

>>16601543
>>>/r9k/
Kill yourself, rodent.

Fact is, if you make it to 30 you actually do become a wizard. Think about it, you have never seen a truNEET above the age of 30. Just look at any of those fake propaganda videos NHK and other japanese news organizations put out about NEETs above 30. They're never truNEET, they always had a job, friends, etc. It's basic propaganda. They don't want you opening a portal and ascending to gensokyo.

Keep in mind once you reach 28, and especially once you've reached 29 the government will be on you. They don't want anyone ascending.

You're going to need to stop talking the 9PM walk to the convenience store to buy truNEET snacks, and even your parents will be paid off heavily by the government in an attempt to stop you. You need to get wood and other supplies right now to barricade your room. If you're in America, you might even need a gun to fend off and FBI agents that will perform a fake "drug bust" and attempt to off you.
MKULTRA is pretty advanced these days, so even browsing the internet will be dangerous. If you're not carefully you will be brainwashed and next thing you notice you will be in the middle of a shopping mall or movie theatre with dead normies all around you. I'd advise downloading as much anime, books, and games within the next few months and go entirely silent for the last 2 years.

Fact is 90% of truNEETs fail in the last two years, and 99% in the last year. The government is serious about stopping anyone from escaping their slavery.

Make sure you're running an OS no newer than Windows 98 on your PC once you go dark also, anything newer is compromised and you will be subject to MKULTRA brainwashing.

Also, stay away from any new video games from the last 5 or so years (even newer touhou). ZUN was compromised back in the PS3 era, and you will be subject to MKULTRA if you are not careful.

>>16601543
>>16601558
Leave and never come back.

>>16601543
Same story, except no gf, no help from gob.

sage

>>16601563
About what? My life? I'm just a thin weeb who happened to find a weeb girlfriend who thankfully agreed to marry me after about 10 months of dating. Then a few months later we had to move halfway across the country to their parents house and are living in their basement because her health is getting so bad she wants to be close to them in case things take a turn for the worse. We're going to try for a kid sometime this year too, since at least if she goes she'll at least have had a kid.

As for my friend with his japanese fiancee he lucked out. He was in college and joined the local Japanese language and culture club and they had a penpal thing or whatever. Met her through it, they chatted past what the club really expected and she flew out about 2 years ago. They have twins (two boys, Adam and Taro) and are tying the knot hoping for a June (early August at the latest) wedding.

>>16601655
No one gives a fuck you normie scum. Fuck off to r9k.

>>16601543
>>Be me

Great thread everydudes

You're a Wizard Anon

>>16601655
No, by "keep us posted" I meant shut the fuck up because nobody gives a shit about your life. Go blog about your normalfag problems somewhere else.

Stop bumping this kuso thread. sage goes in the options field.

>>16601543
>>16601276

I'm 27 too. It's not too late to change our lives. I'm still applying for jobs and looking into going back to school.

>>16601543
>Fiancee
Fuck
you

>>16601276

>>16601543
>You need to get some friends, get laid and stuff

>>16601543
>be me

Go back to /b/ you dumb crossposter.

The rage in this thread is simply delicious.
>>16601655
Sorry to hear that, I hope she'll recover. Good luck with the kid as well.

>>16602039
You kill yourself too normalshit