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*knock knock

>> No.18961462

>>18961347
fat!

>> No.18961595

FATSO

>> No.18961604

Is this a threat?

>> No.18961619

Patche will blow herself up if you do not mating press her

>> No.18961625

Patchy is so fucking fat that those bombs won't even hurt her

>> No.18961631

>>18961347
I was going to write a long shitpost on how this is incredibly unrealistic for a suicide bombing but then I realized I don't want to get v&

>> No.18961670

>>18961631
do it fgt

>> No.18961687

>>18961670
No.

>> No.18961693

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynay tihamin yubidu tullah
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

>> No.18961820

>>18961347
up up

>> No.18964469

>>18961347
Why is patcho black?

>> No.18964601

>>18964469
The same reason she's wearing a suicide bomber's vest. She lost Marisa to Anon's charms, so she doesn't want to live anymore.

>> No.18964631

>>18964601
Thats tough, poor patcho

>> No.18964635

>>18964469
I don't even think this is Patchouli... it might be Tai--

>> No.18964666

>>18961347
The fatchouli creates the perfect explosion to destroy the SDM, ridding is of those pesky scarlets

>> No.18964699
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18964699

>>18961347
MATING PRESS ACKBAR!!!

>> No.18964768

>>18964699
translate it chinks

>> No.18965335
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18965335

>>18964635
- Pao Pao? Paypalchouli? Vineyard? Fignewton? Wanbonsinzong? Fred? Probably Fred.

>> No.18966124

>>18961347
Who’s there?

>> No.18966618
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18966618

>>18966124
>> ZUN AKUBALU!
Quoth Patchouli from behind the door.

>> No.18966682

>>18961347
>those look like sausages in the thumbnail

>> No.18969508

>>18966682
who are you quoting?

>> No.18969557

>>18961347
Why is Patchouli a Muslim now?

>> No.18969930

>>18969557
>now
look at that half moon on her hat buddy

>> No.18969946

>>18966682
Yes, another proof that she's a fatso!!

>> No.18974222

>>18969930
kek

>> No.18974348

>>18964768
it says "the pleasure of being zunned inside"

>> No.18976627

>>18974348
wow

>> No.18982390

>>18961347
Nice pair of saggy knockers.

>> No.18985415

>>18961347
Oh! Hey Patc- *slams door, double bolts it, runs through house gathering supplies, goes down into Basement and Locks it*
Patchy, Patchy, Patchy... What's gotten into you? Strapping sausages to yourself? What is this? A joke? Just wait until I tell Sakuya. *explosion hear from above and house collapses*
*mumbles* ...If I get to talk to Sakuya

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>>18985415
Cringe

>> No.18991468

>>18987854
Cute

>> No.18991492

>>18961347
Fatso!!

>> No.18991659

>>18991492
Fuck you.

>> No.18991951
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18991951

Fatchy stop!

>> No.18992515

>>18991951
Fuck.
You.

>> No.18992775

>>18992515
I'd love to have Fatchouli fuck me!
I want to finish in her belly button!

>> No.18992784

>>18992515
Nice try patchouli, but insulting us won't help you to lose some weight

>> No.18997432

>>18985415
wow

>> No.18998425

>>18992784
Yeah but removing you will remove all of it.
You're essentially deadweight fatanons. You huge faggots

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19000253

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING FREE EIENTEI

>> No.19002406

>>19000253
gay

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>> No.19008299

>>18961347
Patchy is my favorite red alert unit

>> No.19008616

>>19008299
Patchy is so quiet she would be a great Alarm!
All she has to do is float to you and tell you to leave! All because of her tiny underused VOICE! Koakuma could do the same though..!

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