/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Righteous punch to her face.

>>39699823
She looks like she's stoned or something.

>>39699823
walk off, not really interested in this bitch

https://discord.gg/rrRupddQ

Help me spread the glorious addiction of big black cocks

Go for a mild jog, stinky bookworm has no stamina

>>39699823
Make the same face back.

smile

>>39699823
oh no, suzu is undergoing her puberty burst!
someone must "quench" her "curiosity"

>>39700577
wtf is a "puberty burst"?

>>39699823
What >>39699851 said. I'll do drugs with her. Getting stoned with her sounds fun

the look

>>39707382 what kinda smoker do you think she is

>>39707633
She gets high and watches nuclear test footage.

>>39707751 does she keep the twig for herself and finishes it while watching the videos

>>39707780
she does multiple 1 gram dabs a day

Kosuzu is pretending to be a 10gu.

>>39707857 is this true

I want to FUCK the suzer, she probably gives great hugs and smells really nice.

>>39708375
Yes.
>>39709844
She smells like pot.

>>39707139
It's a condition that only a few have
instead of being subjected to normal teenagehood hormone fueled impulses, suzy has periodic, drastic surges of growing up juices, which makes her very likely to engage in reckless behaviour!

>>39707633
It's such a nice picture, a shame it's been lit on fire. I hope the author extinguished it right after.

>>39713343
Are you MIPP enjoyer ?

>>39715362
How did you?!

>>39711236 kosuzu did

>>39699823
Pat her head.

Impregnate her!

Suzer a evil

>>39726197
This anon gets it

I wonder how Kosuzu feels about being called "Suzer"?

>>39734057
As a friend? Fine
As a random? Better prepare yourself for trouble

>>39732190
Straight to the point I see.

>>39734568
Kosuzu is dangerous...

>>39732159
What are some evil deeds the Suzu has done?

>>39734568
>>39743692
Suzu will make a guest appearance in the next Mortal Kombat game.

"You dare let my thread die to holoscum?"

>>39758468
N-nani?! Double Chain Hook?!

>>39734568
>>39758468
What manga/doujin is this from?

>>39758468
I won't be impressed until her hair spins, too.

Suzu is dangerous!

I would be borrowing the demon book again since it's clearly affecting her.

>>39699823
question her mischievous intentions

>>39766059
Is that TW? Might have some use for that after I befriend Kosuzu

>>39768662
Yeah it is.
It double the exp you get on each interactions with the girls.
Soothe the grind a bit.

>>39768684
I probably should've learned about that BEFORE getting love state on a dozen girls, thanks anon

>>39758785
The technique you ask for is too dangerous. Surely no one would even try it much less be willing to master it.

What would you like to do with Kosuzu on a date?

>>39783196
bike around a park and feed geese probably get mcdonalds afterwards then bring her back home and do the exact same the day after

>>39699823

>>39758771
kikoka

>>39788883
I have already informed Kosuzu of your misdemeanor, expect consequences.

>>39792742
I'd like to apologize, I've reflected on my actions and found a better way to track my progress

>>39793238
you little rascal you

my fav quote

>>39799822
I want to give Kosuzu-chan a half-youkai baby

Saving Suzu from the flood.

>>39803160
Suzunaan is on fire!

>>39803295
Isn't that a weekly occurrence?

>>39765418
The whole human village is unhinged

Kosuzu is a bit bold today

About time this dumb nerd puts sprinklers in her store

>>39814258
All the books would get soaked when the detector detected the constant cloud of smoke coming off Mamizou.

>>39816286
Ban indoors smoking then, it's the 21th century already. Even better, ban Mamizou altogether.

>>39816708
Tengu hands typed this post.

>>39699823
Pov your Reimu entering the book shop and you begin hearing this in the very back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_MVEO9SKyk

>>39816708
>>39816750
>Even better, ban Mamizou altogether.
Why stop at tanuki when we can go full human supremacy?
Ban tanuki, tengu, evil spirit, disguised youkai, zashiki-warashi, half youkai, were-hakutaku...
This is the HUMAN village after all.

>>39821599
cute

>>39822000
some half youkai are not bad

I think physical books are rad so, by proxy, Kosuzu is rad!

>>39816750
ZUN, please

>>39822000
Nah, tengu bring $$$ with their shitty newspapers and the zashiki-warashi clean up the place plus are harmless (Just get one that doesn't snitch for youkai).
Also getting rid of evil spirits would mean throwing away half of Kosuzu's books away lmao

>>39826930
Ok, so the original topic was the dumb nerd shop being on fire on a daily basis, but the general consensus seems to be in favor of allowing the non human to stay.
SO if we cant ban the nerd nor the non human for economic reason the only solution left is to ban fire itself.

>>39827014
Genius, I wonder why she didn't think of this earlier

>>39827014
Now that's an idea worthy of Gensokyo

>>39837566
Why mad?

>>39839264
She knows what you did to her books

>>39839714
I swear Suzu, I forgot to return it on the due date because it was such a good and interesting book, I promise it wont happen again

Suzu is very flexible for a nerd

>>39845464
You're not supposed to lift Kosuzu's leg, you know.

>>39845464
Looks like her femur is dislocated from her hip.

>>39845464
Why's her pantsu like that?

>>39699823
Do a 360 and walk away.

>>39860765
Hot!

>>39860765
Crap, she found my secret stash

>>39860765
The twist is Suzu did this herself. She was feeling self-conscious about her body a while ago and did it for wish fulfillment purposes. She had forgotten about it until now and is surprised to see how lame she could be.

Suzu, wake up!

>>39870881

>>39870881
Don't worry.

>>39856697
Haughty dorks

>>39732159
Shitty doujin.

>>39871808
Hottie dorks

>>39882025
your life is a shitty doujin

>>39699823
reipu

>>39901657
Suzu...

>>39884809
I love this image but it would be so much better if they were nude

>>39699823
I might just shart.

>>39905149
Nobody likes you, you fake kappa

>>39902343
I wouldn't mind but I think this is a case where the imagination is better.

>>39914806
Nitori, you don't have to be like that

>>39914806
How is Takane a fake kappa?

NERD!

>>39936630
Giant nerd!
A dork even!

>>39942417
Suzunaan is one fire...

>>39942498
>one
on*
Fuck

>>39942498
Oops

>>39942417
Bad suzu, you should know what happens when you play with fire >>39707633

>>39699823
sex

>>39942498
>one fire
New theme for suzu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXmVDB6Vhgk

>>39954653
QUEST FOR ALL TRUTH!

Aah... Kosuzu-chan's freshly taken off panties. Bon appetit...

Suzunaan is invencible

>>39965167
*drops lit lighter*

>>39965167
I love the goofy expressions this artist gives to Kosuzu.

>>39965167
Is this supposed to be a chopping board?

>>39699823
美しいファシスト

Chibi

>>39985393
big suzers

>>39976231
The whole idea of the artist with a thing for fire taking a liking to Kosuzu is hilarious.

>>39936630
enough, Akyuu.

>>39981245
It's a doujinshi with gold leaf on the page edges.

>>39976231
Absolutely beautiful

>>39699823
Challenge her to another game. The last one was a fluke.

>>40003918
Don't even bother, you will never win against her as she can read you like a book

>>40012358
You know if those are kosuzus, what are daisuzus like?

>>40013137
Behold

>>40013403
S-sugoi

>>40003918
get ready to lose again

>>40014652
>>40023161
Do you think she ever shifts back to this form when frustrated?

Build for big fox shota cock.

is suzu daughter or wife?

>>40025096
Yes.

>>40025096
wife who i make lots of daughters with

>>40025096
Both, she is your daughter who wants to replace her mom in the position of being her father's wife.

Is it ok to lewd the 'suzu?

>>40052506
She's a sexy librarian, so yes.

>>40052506
Lewd her friend too

>>40056199
Yes

>>40056850
Delicious nerd tummy...

>>40052506
That's probably not a good idea.

>>40052506
Depend on if she is possesed again.

>>40025096
I don't know.

>>40076524
God that was hot. I'm not sure why but these 2 nerds were build for shota cock

>>40089766
>these 2 nerds were build for shota cock
Akyuu trying to rationalize in that doujin was hilarious.
At least suzu got the excuse that she was possessed.

>>40090051
But in the end she gave into her womanly desires and ruined herself for generations to come. Once she tasted it none of her reincarnations will be able to forget the taste of small youkai dick

>>40090548
I never knew youkai dick was important to the chronicling of Gensokyo

Oh no, the nerd is looking at me like that again.

>>39699823
God, I hate that smug bitch so much.

>>40125577
Which one? Akyuu or Suzer?

>>39708375
I didn't think Marisa's pet dragon would make another appearance.

I will forever hope that Suzu appears in a fighting game with her chain sickle

Aye bby u wan sum fuk?

>>40163511
Aya is grooming Kosuzu-chan...

>>40184467
Well yes, that was the entire plot of the manga. She is groomer bait

Stealing Kosuzu's bells! Hiding them just out of reach!

>>40213304
You're doing a good deed.

>>40213304
But how will you know if she's around now?

>>40238143
When the smell of a fertile bitch wafts through you know she has arrived

I love kosuzy!!!

>>40213304
Ahh, it's finally peaceful.

>>40213304
Imagine taking her from behind and hearing the bells jingle every time you pounded that tight little ass.

>>40213304
Successfully stealing Kosuzu's bells results in immediate marriage. No exceptions.

>>40213304
>>40240524

>>40013137
>>40013403
I think this is the first time I've laughed at a post in months.
thanks guys.

Dumb

>>40076524
>>40090051
I would like to know the name of it if you don't mind.

>>40270606
Ochita Tsubaki Sono Ichi Hinoenma Hiroku Gaiden by satou hagane.

>>40270837
Thanks.

>>40270837
Delicious Suzu belly

>>40285076
Suzu is in deep thought about something.

>>40302449
She's wondering why you haven't returned her books

>>39699823
Do you think that if you murdered Kosuzu you could get away with it? The human village doesn't seem to have many Laws and claiming "She was working for Youkai!!!" should probably work.

>>40325484
Human villagers are the least of your concerns. Her youkai friends would absolutely fuck your shit up and no one would bat an eye.

>>40328825
and even if you survive them you'd still have to deal with the Crimson Slasher coming for your ass

>>40328825
>>40329531
Bah! Seija got away with having a price on her head, how hard can it be?

>>40328825
>Her youkai friends would absolutely fuck your shit up and no one would bat an eye.
I mean, at least that would confirm that I was correct and I would die a saint.

>>40329531
Does she even have any kind of say about murders that go on in the human village that doesn't involve Youkai?

>>40331657
I doubt Reimu has any authority in the village when it comes to non-supernatural related ordeals and decisions.

>>40342174
I mean, it seems that way. On the other hand, the human village doesn't seem to have any authority figure in general or even a system of law. It mostly just seems to be mob justice.

>>40343717
There's no real human "government" as such, mostly because they're being manipulated by youkai groups like the tengu, kappa, and tanuki. Any serious attempt at organising would be shut down harder than Occupy.

>>39744075
Kosuzu once wore the same pair of socks three days in a row, on the third day Akyuu invited her over and she left dirty footprints on Akyuu's new carpet. She felt slightly guilty afterwards.
Kosuzu moves books detailing Yukari's exploits to the fiction section every weekend. She originally did it as an April Fools prank but now she does it every weekend hoping to catch whoever it is that keeps moving the books back.
Kosuzu occasionally slips paper notes into romance novels informing the readers that yokai are more likely to eat them than fall in love with them, so they really should pay more attention to the human girls in the village instead. A kappa complained to her about this, calling it discrimination, however instead of apologising she mumbled something about prostate milking under her breath and threw a cucumber at the girl.

>>40346069
Miko's at least offered, but she got turned down real quick

>>40347122
Are you sure that last one isn't Akyuu?

>>40346069
Yeah. Like I said, I imagine it's all mob justice.

>>40348536
Pretty much the only people that would have a shot of becoming a leader seem to be her and Reimu. Maybe Mokou if Keine could somehow convince her fellow villagers that her status as nobility still maters.

>>40353461
It's Akyuu being a bad influence. Fortunately Kosuzu just thinks racism is a funny joke and doesn't actually plan on fairy genocide or forcing every human male to wear yokai-proof chastity cages.

>>40347122
I wonder if Suzu is going to be able to smooth these transgressions over with Eiki.

>>40364151
If Ms.Yabbadabbadoo doesn't want the Flintstones comics to be labelled and marketed as Shikieiki's autobiography she better be lenient on the 'Suzu.

somehow, you became kosuzu

>>40357483
>yokai-proof chastity cages
how would that even work?

>>40370875
-I lose my superior male brain
it's over

>>40370928
Just cover a regular one in seals that ward off yokai. Maybe curse the lock too, so that only a human female can open it, and if broken it'd curse the wearer with the inability to ejaculate. That way even if a yokai attempts to use a human like a dildo, they won't steal any of the man's precious sperm.

>>40371078
However, it is replaced by Kosuzu's very cute brain. Though your memories are intact, you find yourself subconsciously acting like Kosuzu, and thus have much to live for.

>>40370875
Really? I couldn't become a big breasted youkai I have to just become a flat-chested, boring, human girl. Rerolling this shit asap.

>>39744075
Sold out the entire human village.

>>40373374
At least you can read anything regardless of language now.

What would you do if Kosuzu looked at you like this?

>>40389052
Run.

>>40380534
That's not even the most powerful part of it. Even just with english language books you could take a trip to your local university library and become an expert just by running your hands down a section.

Kosuzu's power is squandered in Gensokyo.

Imagine hiding suzu ero doujins inside her books so when she touches them as you return them she sees herself being mating pressed by fat old men lol. She would get so embarrassed haha

>>39699823

>>40348536
Aya did try to turn Miko into a human populist political figure.

>>39699823
The face of Suzu after she picked up your private diary and used her power to read it, bypassing the lock and learning all your embarrassing secrets!

>>40418318
>learning all your embarrassing secrets
so what you're saying is that Suzu got to read all of my detailed and graphic fantasies of our wedding and honeymoon?

>>40389052
Cry

>>40418318
>>40419466
The joke is on her. She doesn't realize the diary is a plant. She'll be waiting all day at Suzunaan with hopes and fantasies of Anon and her going out, only to receive a massive shock when she learns Anon has been going out with Akyuu instead all this time!

>>40380534
>>40389162
I wonder if computer codes can be considered as language? That would make her power even better.

>>39699823
smack dat hoe.

Kosuzu would be able to fully understand the Voynich manuscript.

>>40422073
What a disaster. She might have to wait a whole three years to make her move on the now grieving anon.

>>39699823
Burn 1 book. Threaten to do it again if she misbehaves.

>>40467695
Kosuzu without the text on her apron fills me with extreme amounts of discomfort.

>>39699823
I would insist that ¥2,000 is an outrageous price and that I'll give her ¥1,200 for it instead and she'd be lucky to get that much considering how little the villagers even use her shop

>>39699823
I would tell her to play Uncletopia

>>40467695

>>40484211
That's better.

>>40484211
You didn't spell it right.

>>40389052
What's that look supposed to be conveying? Does that cheeky brat want to challenge the power of the cock?
>>40389162
You'd wind up with mountains of conflicting information without the ability to figure out what is relevant. Information overload, analysis paralysis...your brain would self-destruct or you would become an autism youkai.

>>40184467

>>40496831

>>40491162
>autism youkai.
She is just like me.

>>39699823
Jizz myself and die

>>40496882
Akyuu nooo!

It happened again.

>>40500163
Akyuu is going to protect her friend from whatever threat may appear, no matter what it takes.

>>40500249
Doesn't matter, she always loses to the youkai shota cock. Every. Single. Time.

>>40389162
If I was Kosuzu, I'd take advantage of the next Lunar Capital Expo and steal as much Lunarian knowledge as I could.

>>40348536
Miko is funny since she both kind of wants to be a ruler and also seems pretty content to just do the whole hermit thing long enough to ascend. Her current mentality seems to basically be to just pick up whoever strikes her fancy and then take them with her when she becomes a celestial.

She is still probably the most likely candidate for becoming the ruler of the human village besides maybe Keine or Mokou.

>>40510619
it's part of what makes me like her so much, she seems like a super shady person but is actually one of the most chill and reasonable people in Gensokyo
her response when her offer to lead the village was turned down was basically just "ok, that's fine" instead of some evil plot to take it over or something

>>40511385
I think a lot of it does come down to her just not being bothered. Despite her arguably being a pretty bad taoist, something she even admits, she seems to have largely taken pretty well to the hermit mindset and largely puts herself above a lot of earthly concerns. She's certainly there for them if people in need of help, but she isn't exactly looking to help.

All clean!

>>40500164
That hag Yukari just wants to feel like a young girl again

Kosuzuri

>>40525386
Kosunaizuri

>>40516894
Time to burn it all down again!

>>40510619
I think with Miko's it's largely that she feels an obligation to ensure that the village is properly governed, while her egoism convinces her that she's the only person qualified to do so, which is why her initial plans were to govern the village directly until someone can imitate her well enough to take over.
She also lies frequently and gladly takes advantage of people, but she's funny in the sense that she also openly admits to her deceptions when talking to those see considers her peers. It's very much a belief in the superiority of nobility over the peasantry, though compared to many of the other characters, she's definitely a lot more favourable towards humans, if only because she clearly has anti-Youkai tendencies.

>>39699823

I think we should just let the Buddhists rule the Human Village

>>40537741
There are no Buddhists in Gensokyo. Only youkai who half-assedly pretend to be.
They're probably the least trustworthy religious institute in the area, and if you really need to worship something, you'd be better off with the Moriya shrine, 'cause while Kanako will inevitably jew you, you'll at least get something out of the deal.

I actually wonder what Kosuzu's opinion is on the whole religion thing, since I can't remember her caring about anything other than youkai. I guess she mostly associates with Reimu, but that's just on a personal level.

>>40547912
Not /jp/

>>40539024
I bet she would be into it if it'll help her get closer to youkai.

>>40532512
>while her egoism convinces her that she's the only person qualified to do so
To be fair, the list of alternatives is very small.

> It's very much a belief in the superiority of nobility over the peasantry, though compared to many of the other characters, she's definitely a lot more favorable towards humans
I mean, she views them as peasants. Basically everybody else views them as cattle to be milked or consumed.

>>40559480
>To be fair, the list of alternatives is very small.
True, but it's not like Miko knew much about the villagers by the time of the symposium. And even then, if the village did have a leader, Miko would judge them entirely by how they compare to her.
>>40559480
>I mean, she views them as peasants. Basically everybody else views them as cattle to be milked or consumed.
Most youkai do, I guess. Kanako views them as s̵u̵c̵k̵e̵r̵s̵ business clients, and the other gods are probably a little more favourable to them, too.
Plus, we know that some youkai prefer living in the village, and some of them even had children with humans, so their views can vary by the individual, too.

>>39699823

>>40569242
I guess the apron stays on during sex?

>>39699823

>>40578711
Yes, naked apron is lewder than just being naked.

>>39699823
I'd say "I can't believe this fucking thread is still up"

Summer time is near

>>40578711
Without the apron, how else will you know who she is?

>>40569242
Kosuzu's apron is made of lead!

>>40602128
That must be why she's a bit dumber than the other humans.

>>39699823
KOSUZU PLEASE YOUKAIS FOR BOOKS

Suzupai

>>40611934
Suzu's soft thighs...

>>39699823
I would cry and run away

RIP 'suzu.

>>40588177
nice

i miss her

>>39769437
Don't play it, TW Suzu is a dirty homewrecker preying on her friend's husband

>>40652584
'till death do us part, bitch. Akyuu would obviously want her widower husband to find happiness after her death.

>>40650615
Don't fret. You can always visit Suzer here on the jay!

>>40668792
Kosuzu has had ENOUGH with people returning their books late.

>>40672664
I'd imagine it's less the late returns, and more about all the damage the customer inflicted upon that poor book.

Suzu

>>40673451
I can't help it when the book is like this... >>39860765

>>40559653
>And even then, if the village did have a leader, Miko would judge them entirely by how they compare to her.
Would be funny to see her getting catty with the village leader.

> Kanako views them as s̵u̵c̵k̵e̵r̵s̵ business clients, and the other gods are probably a little more favourable to them, too.
Kanako seems to mostly be trying to replace her main clientele with Youkai. As for the other gods, Hina is hated, the two harvest goddesses are reasonably popular, the Hakurei god might have some genuine fondness for humanity (Though it's hard to imagine considering it's relation with the Hakurei shrine maidens), Okina seemingly doesn't need faith in the same way other gods do, and Hecate has followers on the other side.

>>40710622
>Kanako seems to mostly be trying to replace her main clientele with Youkai.
Yeah, rinnosuke realy got her good that day.

Time for Kosuzu to sleep again?

>>40715593
Kosnoozu

This thread was so close to being up for 3 months. Sad that it won't make it.

>>40710622
>Though it's hard to imagine considering it's relation with the Hakurei shrine maidens
wouldn't surprise me if it's just Reimu being a shitty miko; it's domain seems to be youkai extermination, and Reimu's not actually exterminating many youkai

Sleepy

>>40710622
I doubt that the youkai would ever be able to serve as Kanano's primary faith dispensers. They're a nice side-hustle, sure, and necessary in the initial period where the Moriya Shrine's location made it almost impossible to receive human visitors, but she was obviously working hard to make herself more accessible to the humans, given all the effort put into the cableway project. Youkai just don't need gods like humans do, and Kanako's relationship with the major groups on the mountain is more one where each side is trying to use the other to their own benefit, which which is something we also see between Chimata and Megumu in Unconnected Marketeers, too.

>>40718755
Good night Kosuzu, see you in a few months.