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Anonymous Thu Jun 29 07:20:30 2023 No.43870559 [Reply] [Original]

How would you make Parsee happy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 07:25:43 2023 No.43870578 >>43870559 this bitch is ripe for the peen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 08:23:11 2023 No.43870813 >>43870559 By killing myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 15:53:21 2023 No.43873848 File: 326 KB, 2048x2048, 20230627_095421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43870559 First I would kissu then I would haggu and then I would told her ai rabu yuu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 19:07:32 2023 No.43874986 File: 631 KB, 681x800, 1684450975114516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] By marrying her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 20:13:13 2023 No.43875332 >>43870559 Fill her with my seed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 20:20:15 2023 No.43875372 File: 584 KB, 2550x3300, __mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_drawn_by_takone__8b43ec9fd60eef2611e209d587d3ccf8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43870559 Kill myself by jumping off her bridge. Maybe it'll give her a good laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 21:30:23 2023 No.43875795 Why did it take over a decade for Parsee threads to become a regular occurrence?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 06:24:50 2023 No.43878511 >>43870559 impregnation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 06:26:15 2023 No.43878517 >>43870559 I wouldn't! I think she sucks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 06:30:20 2023 No.43878530 >>43870559 I wouldn't. She doesn't deserve happiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 17:25:30 2023 No.43882750 >>43874986 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 17:27:21 2023 No.43882766 File: 907 KB, 1000x1414, yamanparsee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HUG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 07:10:57 2023 No.43887224 >>43875795 her portrayal in eraTohoTW won over a lot of people

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 09:00:31 2023 No.43887714 File: 42 KB, 600x800, parsee hug yamame.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43882766 not even parsee can resist the spud

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 19:00:48 2023 No.43893584 I'll ask her to be my girlfriend! Tell her how jealous I am of her beauty and perfection! And then we'll walk around and be a lovey-dovey couple that will make others jealous so that Parsee can feed off of their envy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 2 05:21:56 2023 No.43897706 >>43870559 Fill her with my seed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 2 05:26:31 2023 No.43897733 >>43870559 Venture down to her bridge and chat her up. Once the conversation falls through I pull out a flintlock I got in the village and shoot myself through the brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 2 06:01:25 2023 No.43897959 >>43897733 Do it at such an angle that you get some on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 2 14:53:07 2023 No.43901514 File: 196 KB, 850x1236, 3690656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43893584 this is the only right answer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 2 14:55:01 2023 No.43901529 >>43887224 What's interesting is that the person who wrote her is actually Parsee in real life

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 2 15:06:52 2023 No.43901631 File: 439 KB, 1365x2048, 94351f9ea1b627d5335bd052ed68a6e3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43874986 I worked so hard trying to get her attention and this faggot married her by force? I'm jealous!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 00:41:14 2023 No.43905915 File: 11 KB, 174x175, 1684565298664367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43874986 >>43887714 >>43901514 >>43901631

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 00:50:18 2023 No.43905954 File: 432 KB, 1522x1366, 1681672171230912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43901529 true, this is in character for parsee

Anonymous Mon Jul 3 20:08:52 2023 No.43914488
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>>43870559
I'll tell her how cute she is and how much I like her until she blushes and she can't look me in the eyes properly. Then I'll propose to her and get married and have many children with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 20:17:55 2023 No.43914551 >>43914488 What's your plan B for if she says no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 21:03:21 2023 No.43914829 Forcing her into unemployment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 21:05:42 2023 No.43914841 >>43914551 marry yamame instead and have thousands of spiderling children that will clog up parsee's bridge every day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 21:06:56 2023 No.43914851 File: 21 KB, 840x1050, FxDemMIakAUz0t7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43914841 sounds like a plan A to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 15:37:25 2023 No.43920689 >>43914841 Why not both plans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:15:08 2023 No.43924837 File: 514 KB, 624x1188, __mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_drawn_by_yuki_popopo__c6abb5858f18ee328c215907637bcfaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 10:22:01 2023 No.43926879 >>43924837 But Anon, I already love her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 10:32:10 2023 No.43926940 File: 1.54 MB, 1000x1000, 1661921097681490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43870559 I'll just be myself. One look at me and she'll have nothing to be jealous of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:57:31 2023 No.43932559 >>43926879 But I loved her first

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:36:51 2023 No.43932779 >>43893584 My thoughts exactly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 20:26:20 2023 No.43939494 >>43926940 Kissing Parsee reduces her jealousy levels

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 10:59:35 2023 No.43945665 File: 132 KB, 850x1190, __mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_drawn_by_ruu_tksymkw__sample-edddf41e604e24f7716d4289ae399fa0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Put her in a maid outfit until she is happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 11:09:00 2023 No.43945848 File: 2.23 MB, 2000x2000, 1676216206403617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43945665 Parsee isn't used to such fancy clothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 13:02:14 2023 No.43947653 File: 1.23 MB, 1000x1700, 65daefbc40f8b138d7c38ae6b3457bf9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43945848 she soon will, she will have to wear a wedding gown in the future after all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 06:31:57 2023 No.43955036 File: 682 KB, 647x906, 1678022071486082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43870559 Get Parsee drunk and try to make a move on her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 21:57:45 2023 No.43961811 >>43955036 Raping drunk Parsee

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 9 10:38:30 2023 No.43966617 Avoid being seen by her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:02:10 2023 No.43974011 >>43966617 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 23:29:52 2023 No.43982820 File: 10 KB, 1000x1000, __mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_drawn_by_4qw5__80d0b4ea4efdd3c8e5587576c1679575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 00:54:28 2023 No.43992141 File: 1.02 MB, 1160x1720, __mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_drawn_by_daichi_tokoya__9057e1ae2097acfc945ae8836e3aaa18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 17:51:44 2023 No.43997860 File: 258 KB, 1191x1684, 168450785148048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am jealous of Parsee and her beauty! How come a bridge troll like her gets to be so cute and smart and beautiful?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 17:54:40 2023 No.43997868 >>43926940 Me too, together we'll head over to Parsee after catching a deadly disease from yammy. I'm sure our terrible looks, physical appearance, health, and attitude will put a big smile on her face.

Anonymous Thu Jul 13 11:42:50 2023 No.44003986
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Literally just imagine being Parsee's lover. Her nature as a youkai would make it impossible for her to be honest with her feelings towards you. She'd be convinced that your love for her was some kind of trick, that you were trying to take advantage of her. Imagine the work you'd need to do to push past all the walls she threw up around herself, safe with the knowledge that if she really didn't like you, then you would be dead. The emotional damage left behind by centuries of neglect and betrayal are not healed easily. And then, your great reward for your persistence would be her finally coming to terms with her past and her feelings for you, and resolving to begin a real relationship. A real relationship that would only last one night, because restoring her optimism destroyed what tied her to the world as a youkai, and so she died. Would you be able to live with yourself, knowing that helping her achieve inner peace was the very thing that killed her? Is this REALLY something you would want?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 11:55:40 2023 No.44004072 File: 167 KB, 1079x827, reymoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44003986 another flawless extermination, Reimu!

Anonymous Thu Jul 13 12:10:26 2023 No.44004175
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>>44004072
>Reimu!
....Reimu was Parsee's lover? And she did it just to exterminate her?
Surely she wouldn't do that when she can use more direct mean to exterminate, because if she did, that would be straight up evil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 12:19:25 2023 No.44004255 File: 856 KB, 1280x1920, 103316445_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44004175 Youkai have no right to preach on about what is or is not morally wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 02:37:05 2023 No.44010100 >>43870559 Avoid being seen by her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 11:56:49 2023 No.44013194 >>44004072 Fuck off waimoo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 20:54:23 2023 No.44017543 >>44004255 Neither do lazy good-for-bothing shrine maidens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 02:13:45 2023 No.44019156 >>44003986 Hate sex every morning and night with Paru!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 21:32:34 2023 No.44028907 does franchise still attract new blood?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 21:35:59 2023 No.44028936 I'd leave her gifts. Being near her is difficult so love must be expressed in different ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 07:53:08 2023 No.44032028 File: 871 KB, 800x938, 1677564535309395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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