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45372183 No.45372183 [Reply] [Original]

Would you accept a cup of tea from her?

>> No.45372190

i'm sure she has my best interests in mind

>> No.45372289

>>45372183
Yes but I make sure to keep my antidote handy.

>> No.45372471

>>45372183
Did she pissed on it

>> No.45372930
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45372930

yes, and prepare my crotch for the inevitable sex marathon

>> No.45372977 [SPOILER] 
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>>45372183
Wow, thanks miss Nyan Nyan!
Boy, I sure to hope nothing funny happens to me after I drink this tea!

>> No.45377273

Yes, even if I die after first sip.

>> No.45377442
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>>45372183
Finally, a woman as deranged as I am.
Forget the tea, I'll drink her saliva straight off her tongue.

>> No.45377578

>>45372183
the tea is actually made with her pubic hair

>> No.45377973

>>45372183
Not on my life. And no, that's not an offer, either.

Also, just to showcase my disdain, I made some Seiga porn the other day.
https://files.catbox.moe/t79trz.jpg

>> No.45378044

>>45377973
>i
>made

>> No.45378094

>>45377973
good shit

>> No.45378101
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>>45377578
Does the carpet match the drapes, I wonder?

>> No.45378174

>>45372183
>Compared to that foreign prophet who resurrected
three days after his execution, this will be much more divine and magnificent.

Never! I'd never accept tea from a blasphemer, unless they repent!

>> No.45378190

>>45372183
Of course. What is the worst that could happen?

>> No.45380314
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45380314

>>45377973
>
>

>> No.45380324

>>45378044
>sitting on the chair
>turning on the pc
>giving the AI instructions
>posting on thread
Yep

>> No.45380373

>>45377973
>showcase
>not

>> No.45381118

>>45372930
HOLY

>> No.45382109

>>45377973
What a marvelous display of disdain.
>>45372183
Yes. I doubt she'd actually poison me. She's supposedly relatively well-adjusted and allowed to roam around the village.

>> No.45382265

>>45382109
another one fell for it

>> No.45385137

>>45377973
MORE!!!!

>> No.45387593

>>45382109
Lmao, dudes gonna learn why its not safe for Seiga to fixate on you

>> No.45387678

>>45377973
You have a knack for this. Thanks for making it.

>> No.45387726
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45387726

Hey there Anon. How about you put that little talisman on your forehead for me? I think you'd look extra cute with it on! What do you say?

>> No.45390844
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>>45387726
only if you let me tonguefuck your pussy before I do so.
Want to complete the ol' bucket list just in case.

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>> No.45407416
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45407416

I fixed her.

>> No.45412798

>>45407416
Said this anon 3 days before he was turned into a vitality pump

>> No.45417343
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45417343

Every picture of Seiga should look at least somewhat evil.

>> No.45417358

>>45417343
Not in picrel.

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>>45417343
no

>> No.45420288
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45420288

Every picture of Seiga should look at least somewhat sexy.

>> No.45421479
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45421479

If evil why so hot

>> No.45421494

>>45372183
Reminder that she had a husband and kids then faked her death and left them.

>> No.45421572
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>>45421494
You act like we didn't know that already

>> No.45421655

>>45421494
You act like we all didn't do thst once in our life

>> No.45421998
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>>45421494
They have something in common

>> No.45422012

>>45421479
>picrel
Seiga is much stronger than the average human, she's definitely letting you push her down on purpose. The question is: why?

>> No.45422061
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>>45422012
Cause we both want the same thing

>> No.45422075

>>45422061
You both want cock?
That is very gay on your part.

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>> No.45422658

>>45377973
You are the only AIslopper I respect

>> No.45424059
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>> No.45424792
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>>45424792
I can't tell if she wants to give my dick a good rub or to stab me in the chest multiple times.

>> No.45424904

>>45421494
Seiga isn't the kind of woman you marry.

>> No.45425067

>>45424904
Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.45428358
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45428358

Are you excited for Christmas?

>> No.45428831
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>>45428358
I'm excited for Santa to punish her.

>> No.45433457

>>45428831
I'm still waiting for my Christmas special where Santa solos the entirety of Gensokyo to give presents to all the good boys and girls(and Yoshika)

>> No.45442057

Yes. Yes I would.

>> No.45442077
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>>45421998
Well I mean, spy is probably the better parent, that scene in the comic where scout "dies" is pretty touching

>> No.45442088

>>45422075
Maybe Anon IS Seiga.

>> No.45442133

>>45421494
she just learned that you're a descendant from one of her kids, what does she do?
probably nothing honestly, at most I think you get a sorry or an oops and that's it

>> No.45450700

>>45421494
Only because he didn't let her practice Taoism, if you accept your Seiga wholeheartedly she won't leave you... ever

>> No.45450726

>>45442077
>>45442088
>>45442133
>>45450700
Four dubs in a row. This is a blessed thread.

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>>45372183
I will only accept a milkmake made from Seiga's bountiful boobmilk. Preferably from the source, because that is where you will get the most tasteful sip

>> No.45450968

>>45450957
What is a milkmake?

>> No.45450973

>>45450968
typo made after a dumb fairy slammed my keyboard while trying to steal my attention

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