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Where does your family originate from /jp/? What would your ancestors think of your obsession with /jp/ related shit?

>> No.4559791
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>> No.4559786

korea

>> No.4559807

Greece and Russia

Also, sup demographic survey person, be sure to delete these threads after they get their sufficient responses

>> No.4559814

>>4559779
doubtful, they're all dead and not in a position to complain

>> No.4559824

Ireland. I don't obsess. I find your obsessions amusing. Which is equally pathetic. No need to point that out.

>> No.4559845

>>4559824
>I don't obsess. I find your obsessions amusing. Which is equally pathetic. No need to point that out.
Sure is insecure in here.

>> No.4559853

>>4559791
From the oriental side of the Rift Valley, in Africa. Just like everybody else here.

>> No.4559854

Korea

>> No.4559860

everywhere. i have a bit of everything in by blood

>> No.4559903

>>4559779
I'm more afraid about what would they think about the shit on my floor.

>> No.4560066

>>4559779
You have my deepest sympathies.

>> No.4561995

Ist mir scheiss egal.

>> No.4562003

they originate from the africa america

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A handful of places on this map, depending on how many generations back you want to go.
I don't think ancestors would be capable of understanding /jp/ related shit in the first place. Hell, our parents' generation struggles to even use computers.

>> No.4562017

Taiwan.

I'm really not sure what they would think.

>> No.4562024

KoG is mad.

>> No.4562036

>>4562021
>hurr durr im a kike

>> No.4562052
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My parents are so disappointed I wasn't a Soldier Boy.

>> No.4562078

England, Ireland, Scotland, etc.
I think I have a scoop of India in there somewhere too.

As for my "obsession" with /jp/ shit, they would probably be more or less indifferent if not for the whole World War 2 thing. So, yeah, probably disgusted.

>> No.4562125

Scotland. My family hasn't moved around much.

My ancestors would probably disown me if they knew the full extent of my interests. In fact, so would my currently living family members. Next question.

>> No.4562472

Polish.
My mom is cool with my shit, she even buys me pretty cute asian/japanese related things once in a while. I don't know about my ancestors but my grandparents would probably not care much as so far I am the only one in the entire family line to attend college and everyone seems to think I am going some where in life. Little do they know I have such low self esteem it takes all my willpower just to attend classes and even then I sit as far away from everyone and leave immediately afterwards.

>> No.4563114

France.

>> No.4563156

ITT: Cool stories that aren't even remotely funny.

>> No.4563158

>>4559779
The UK.

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Austria? I thought that was a continent in oceania

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>>4563293

>> No.4563407

I'm a Ruskie. I was born in an extremely poverty-stricken part of Russia and grew up among degenerates as an orphan. I witnessed the worst of humanity and became very desensitized to conflict and apathetic to human welfare. I was adopted by a nice couple and moved with them to America when I turned six. As I matured I chastened a bit and began to value the few bits of human goodness that I witnessed. I quickly learned how to manipulate people’s psychology to get anyone to do anything I wanted. I dropped out of high school at the age of sixteen to start my own small business that contracts work dealing with computer generated imagery.


I spend my spare time working on games, programming, exercising, converting people to Naturist Christianarchy, and destroying people I think are ushering in humanity’s downfall.

My ancestors... I don't think they were capable of any reasonable level of thought. It's some kind of miracle that they were able to conceive someone like me.

>> No.4563447

Romanian.

There are no words that I could use to describe the utter terror and disgust my ancestors would have felt had they known how I turned out. Hell, I struggle to hide my shit when my parents try to prop in for a surprise visit in my apartment.

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HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN.

FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT AND IT'S GREATLY TO HIS CREDIT.

THAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN.

FOR HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A ROOSIAN, A FRENCH, OR TURK, OR PROOSIAN.

OR PERHAPS ITALI-AN.

>> No.4563534

Well, I'm Australian, but I have no idea where my family came from. My mother is an orphan, and I've never met my real father. They were both born here, to the best of my knowledge, not sure where their parents were born.
As such, I don't know what my ancestors would think of me.

>> No.4563562

From all over Europe. They wouldn't give a shit.

>> No.4563580

France, Malta, Germany, Wales. Doubt they'd give a shit.

>> No.4564311

So /jp/ is comprised of European orphans?

>> No.4564342

>>4564311
Eurotards, yes

>> No.4564371

Hitler would be a fan of Touhou.

>> No.4564399
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Denmark and England primarily but being American I'm essentially a mutt

>> No.4564406

China

i bring shame to famiry

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>>4563494

A BRITISH TAR IS A SOARING SOUL, AS FREE AS MOUNTAIN BIRD.

HIS ENERGETIC FIST SHOULD BE READY TO RESIST A DICTATORIAL WORD.

HIS NOSE SHOULD PANT AND HIS LIP SHOULD CURL.

HIS CHEEK SHOULD FLAME AND HIS BROW SHOULD FURL.

HIS BOSOM SHOULD HEAVE AND HIS HEART SHOULD GLOW.

AND HIS FIST BE EVER READY FOR A KNOCKDOWN BLOW.

>> No.4564425

Vietnam.

Disappointment is what they would think.

>> No.4564433

Japan and Britain.

Japanese ancestors don't have a right to bitch about much since they fled to Kyuushuu instead of committing suicide like they were supposed to.

The British fascination with 'the orient' was yesteryear's weabooism; they can't bitch either.

>> No.4564444

my ancestors spoke japanese.. well my great grandmother did, she's still alive, I've only seen her once or twice in the last 10 yrs though.

>> No.4564452

>>4564444
She should get her to translate some eroge

>> No.4564460

Random European countries. I don't think they'd give a shit.

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>>4564433

THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ARE WE.

PERT AS A SCHOOLGIRL WELL CAN BE.

FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH GIRLISH GLEE.

THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL.

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Norway.
My ancestors are disappointed that I didn't become a viking god.

Feels indifferent, man.

>> No.4564509

>>4564474
Go sleep, Jones.

>> No.4564516

>>4564474
:3

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Family?

>> No.4564522

>>4564509

I don't think Jones likes Gilbert and Sullivan.

>> No.4564534

>>4564491
Mine aren't, I got off my lazy ass and did something for once and now I'm a viking god. A NEET viking god.

>> No.4564539

>>4564491
Norge, fuck yeah!

Good thing having an understanding and caring family. Don't know about dem ancestors, though. I don't give a fuck, and they would probably have less reason to give a fuck.

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My maternal ancestors probably wouldn't care, because they'd be busy with their farm. They would most likely be more upset about me being an atheist.
My paternal ancestors were Nazis, so they probably wouldn't like it very much.

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>>4564522

Let's have some fun with this.

IN A LITTLE WHILE FROM NOW, IF I'M NOT FEELING ANY LESS SOUR

I PROMISED MYSELF TO TREAT MYSELF AND VISIT A NEARBY TOWER.

AND CLIMBING TO THE TOP, WILL THROW MYSELF OFF.

IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO WHOEVER WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR SHATTERED

LEFT STANDING IN THE LURCH, AT A CHURCH WHERE PEOPLE 'RE SAYING, "MY GOD THAT'S TOUGH, SHE STOOD HIM UP!

NO POINT IN US REMAINING. WE MAY AS WELL GO HOME."

AS I DID ON MY OWN,

ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY

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