/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45957966
depression and loneliness are much scarier

Not as scary as this

>>45958014
yes.... but touhou makes that worse.......... i feel very lonely...

BEWARE THE ELLYFISH!

>>45957966
Little Reimu doujin is scary, i watched it on jewtube.

>>45957966
I agree with you but the outside world is even worse.

>>45958353
But Touhou is full of girls........

i want to live in touhou

>>45958559
what are your views on older and more mature women? That's a very important question if you ever want to live in Touhou

Terrifying goblin. Don't open.

>>45958559
Keep your fetishes to yourself.

>>45958626
If she's older than 16 she's a hag.

>>45958049
I’m going to get over my fears and pet this cute dumb cat

>>45958626
id love to be friends with touhous of all ages, older people need companionship too

>>45958626
I don't like them

>>45958626
As she cute and love me, I will give love in return.

>>45959441
>>45958889
you go to Touhou. Enjoy the hus!
>>45958914
>>45958709
you hurt her feelings, so she'll punish you with the scariest thing of them all: responsibility!

>>45961777
If she's pregnant that means I can nut inside her as often as I like with no consequences so I still win

>>45962150
She will gap the excess to her fox for later storage.

>>45957966
no it's not
i want to go to gensokyo and adopt the komeijis

>>45962457
Koishi, obliviously tying the tie too tight!
You, acting as if it was all okay!
Koishi, smiling and getting all giddy despite doing it wrong!
You, not bothering with it because her smile is worthy makes the small bother feel meaningless!

>>45962474
thank you for the cute thought
whenever i post about wanting to adopt them i usually get hornyposter responses but you gave me something nice to think about before bed

>>45958398
True.....

>>45962538
very glad for it, anon! She's not scary, just a big different!

>>45963089
Ran-shama is very nice to do Yukari's hair up for the Halloween season.

>>45961777
I'm not the father and you can't prove it

>>45965828
he got trips of truth, tho. That's proof enough. Congrats on your baby, Anon!

>>45965876
I swear i didn't FUCK a hag! Maybe one of (You) did it, but i don't!

>>45965935
whatever you say buddy

>>45965935
true fear in the 2hu scary thread...

>>45965935
its gappy, anon
she doesn't need to fuck you directly to steal your genes
now come quietly with the fox, your new wife is excited for your arrival

>_master1200

>>45965935
>>45965950
>>45965997
There's no way a hag would go for me! They only target young ones, no 30 year old fosils

>>45967953
she's 1700 years old, Anon. Gulp down that fear, accept your status as shota and go work the coal mines to put food on the table. I swear it'll be rewarding down the line.

I want to go to gensokyo and get hagged...

Touhou is a little spooky with its themes, kinda fucked up reimu lets humans get fucked with by youkai, they made a whole battle system around not killing each other, so youkai go into the real world to consume humans

>>45973720
weak youkai and ferals can't leave the box
the reason gensokyo exists is because the outside world was rapidly becoming too inhospitable for youkai to survive
now the only ones left are the older, stronger yooks who know not to fuck around with mortals needlessly

>>45973747
>the reason gensokyo exists is because the outside world was rapidly becoming too inhospitable for youkai to survive
Unless your name is Mamizou or Yukari, for some reason
>now the only ones left are the older, stronger yooks who know not to fuck around with mortals needlessly
That's what they do a lot of the time.

>>45965734
Almost as if she's Yukari's servant or something...

>>45978469
What gets me about that image is that they're just chomping at it raw and messily like some unwashed half-wit feral; no cuisine, no class, just vultures pecking at roadkill.
No wonder the Yakumo name has been drug through the mud, Ran-sama can't even prepare homecooked meals anymore.

>>45958626
I only date older and more mature women if they're goddesses.

>>45957966
I know the pure and boundless evil that hides behind those seemingly innocent eyes.

>>45979910
After a good gang rape the co. are usually too hungry to bother with cooking.

>>45980070
what does condemned mean in this context? removed from existence?

>>45980762
I think it's just in the sense that you condemn someone to Heck.

>>45980762
I think it means she's so absurdly evil that not even hell would accept her.

>>45980825
my wife is not evil, she is a angel

>>45980955
She is racist, greedy, promiscuous, and a murderer.

>>45980955
This is the youkai she's in leagues with btw.

>>45980987
she's the perfect girl...

>>45980995
Yukari keeps a human (in bed with her all winter so she can have as many wet dreams as she likes)

>>45981050
Exactly, what a slut!

this is scary

>>45957966
Cute picture OP

>>45957966
Nah

>>45997499
You're going to get eaten.

>>45957966
Yes

>>45978469
Yukari would never let me in gensokyo, I'd commit the epic youkai genocide reimu can only dream about.

>>46011810
I would impregnate a youlai and wouldn't even mind if she ate me right after.

>>45991138
It's a pic of OP irl

>>45979910
I resent your interpretation of the drawing. Ran is using chopsticks, which contrast with Chen's undisciplined beastliness. Even is such a brutal, disgusting act, you can tell the artist decided that she is carrying it out with dignity.

>>46011989
Nta, but they could've at least cooked and cleaned him first, but they are beast youkai so you cant really expect much from them.

>>46012432
Beast youkai are complete savages, if you want to meet a youkai you should try to meet a youkai who actually knows human customs like a nice tsukumogami.

I wonder how to feels to be a youkai, knowing that you are above and beyond mortal men so long as you constantly convince them that they're beneath you. Yet the moment they choose otherwise you fold like paper and get scattered to the wind, being inexplicably bound to humans and never free from them... I imagine them very angry and upset and why they eat humans as a way to forget how fragile their strength is.

>>46012460
It's because they are a reflection of us, both in how we perceive the world and ourselves. They prey on humanity, yet without humans they wouldn't exist. The same could be said about us

>>45958664
Plap Japanese goblin

>>46012491
I'd say less a reflection of us, and moreso what we're afraid of personified. The evils and darkness of man while kami are generally our hopes, virtues, and other facets of man personified.

>>45958049
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45980070
>and even some that weren't youkai.
Wait, so did Reimu kill some random girl that just looked suspicious?

>>45958664
AAAAHHHHHHHHH AUUUGHHHH!

>>46017733
Extermination isn't usually lethal. There's a good chance Eiki is referring to beating up gods, fairies or the human incident resolvers.

>>46012432
>Nta, but they could've at least cooked and cleaned him first,
Expecting beasts who can digest raw meat to cook? And how do you know he wasn't cleaned before hand?

>>45958014
Do you remember when you were seventeen? Was it more than seventeen years ago?

>>45958664
That's an oni

>>46047331
yes, that's just one girl.

she seeks young men

>>46062958
Good thing i'm older and she's not interested

>>46063571
You could be 100 years old and it would be very young compared to he

>>46047331
(tlnote: oni means japanese goblin)

>>45957966

>>45981003
husbandt if you buy one more fumo we will be homeress