/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't think it works like that, shinigami don't reproduce like this

>>46626519
How do they reproduce? Why is she gifted with such mammaries if she's not going to bear a child? What's the point???

>>46626519
Even if it wouldn't work, I'd still volunteer to try impregnating her a few times (per day).

>Hell or not, her employers are legally obliged to give her around 2 years off.
hell doesnt have to follow any labor laws...

>>46626493
I hate my job too. Should I try getting pregnant as well?

Imagine you get turned into Komachi for being lazy at work

>>46627323
That's a really cruel punishment for such a small thing

>>46627475
It's fitting though

>>46627323
Anon... Please stay in your trans-formation thread.

>>46627323
That would be horrible but I would make a lot of money whoring myself. jk hahahaha

>>46627317

The only thing that'll happen if you try is you'll get a sore ass anon

>>46627323
Time to make some money.

>>46628393
Would you be the one giving him a sore ass?

>>46627323
>>46627946
lmao that story one anon made about becoming Komachi really changed my perspective on her, now I feel and can understand her lazyness.

>>46627323
>>46627946
>>46629045
The containment has been breached
https://rentry.org/ferrywoman

And then amon turns himself into komachi
Funniest shit I have read

>>46630374
Turns out she was the most hard-working 2hu all along...

>>46630374
I don't understand... Do people actually want to turn into a Touhou like Komachi?

>>46631014
No, not people. Subhumans thoughever...

>>46630629
Rowing Sanzu up and down for all eternity really breaks a 2hu.
>>46631014
I think it's more like there are people who want to be a sexy redhead with big boobs and less about the total Sanzu river rowing, getting scolded by Eiki, ferrying the dead experience.

>>46631014
Anon, take a look outside of this board.
No matter where you look, there are always people talking about how they want to become women. And even though they're supposed to be like 0.3% of the population they're in every single fandom, in disproportionate amounts. It's always the same guys, always spamming their fetish everywhere. They're worse than furries used to be 18 years ago.

>>46631293
It's an ancient meme. A joke. Those 0.3% are just dumbasses who took it seriously. Joke's on them now.

>>46631049
I want Eiki to scold me...

>>46631587
Yeah just a joke, we're all just having fun joking haha

>>46630374
I remember I used to write stories for 4chan. Those were good times.

You just can't impregnate every girl who fails to do her job.