/jp/ - Otaku Culture

そんな！佐天様は純情である。

Don't people realize how incredibly creepy it is to swap clothes like this?

Fucking moonrocks.

>>7517042
I once swapped clothes with my cousin when i was 7

Felt stinky

My smile or my virginity...I don't know which I should lose. I love both of them.

>>7517054
You still on about that?
Well since you are unable to choose you will now lose both.

I hope your rear end is ready because you are about to become the little girl you have always wanted to be.

>>7517066

Saten does not have such a thing. She is a girl. A lovely little girl.

>>7517066

If that is how it must be. I shall wait warmly for my destiny, for I know I cannot avoid it.

>>7517073
She is indeed a lovely girl.
..The penis is still there though.

Deal with it.

GEEZ! I don't have THAT.

Here, l-look.

>>7517066

>Innocent loli futa

>>7517033
>ugly boy-shorts intead of nice pantsu

>>7517361
Fufu~ Are you sure you dont have one? i would not mind letting you put it inside~

Ah and there it is fufufu, did not take alot to get you exited did it?

>>7517395
But that's the best part.

You can remove them like boxers and imagine that you're suckling Saten-sans penis.

>>7517395

those aren't boy shorts, those are regular shorts you scrub

>>7517402
...oh, I was indeed hungry. I hope that inside you have enough milk soup to fill my stomach, Saten-san..

I like how the whole deal about "Saten is a slut" has turned into "I want to be Saten's slut".

>>7517617

I didn't notice that, but you're right. That is kind of funny.

>>7517617

You mean "I am a slut for Saten's 11inch penis"?

This thread makes me want to have my mouth violated by Saten's penis.
Stop making me gay, /jp/. I'm already strange enough.

>>7517645

I understand your plight. We can fight this together.

>>7517645

>Implying futa makes you gay, and not futasexual.

Been fapping to futa since I was 14, 10 years later I still don't like dudes.

-suck suck suck-

>>7517688
you just wanna suck on a penis is all, right? no homo in that.

>>7517698

Is that really true or not? How do I know you're not deceiving me?

>>7517703
it's only homosexual if you want to be the bottom of a bara. everything else is okay including sucking male penis.

>>7517711

You better not be lying to me. Otherwise I'll have to jump out the window and off of a cliff.

>>7517698

Question for you, if you love pussy. Then you'd be totally okay with fucking a man that had a pussy right? No?

I don't like dudes. Also you're implying i'm a sub when I'm attracted to submissive futa girls.

Eh~
You seem to be misunderstanding something /jp/-san..

You are going to suck my fat throbbing cock because i order you to do it, and not because you want to.

You are sucking my dick for my pleasure and not yours..
..If you happen to like my cock that is just a bonus~

And when the time comes you will swallow, i will not allow any of my precious semen to be spilled. ♡

It's okay guys. It's only gay if balls are touching.

...guys, but it's really so bad having faggy tendencies? liking futa have at least a 1% of gayness, let's just admit that. but why you can't live with this?

>>7517783

I can't let it distract me and make me stray from my ideals. If I let it win, I lose my dreams.

>>7517772
What is this feeling i dont even..

>Implying you wouldn't want to wake up to the Chairman every morning.

I'm so gay, the colossal extend to which I am destined to suck dick is not fully realized in a single dimension.

>>7517772
as you command, Saten-sama. also, if happens that you feel like empting your bladder while I'm doing my duty, feel free to do it anytime. I'll be honored to swallow your warm urines.

>>7517795

>3DPD
>Not Pig Disgusting

>>7517790
How do you know it isn't your ideals that are distracting you?

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>>7517804

They were here first.

>>7517783
You're beyond stupid.

>>7517772
>Dominant Futa-Saten-san.
Oh my god.

>>7517790
...excuse me sir, WAT ?

>>7517813
...ah...ok, sorry.

>>7517042
> Don't people realize how incredibly creepy it is to swap clothes like this?
>creepy

You seem to have misspelled the word fantastariffic. That's a very common mistake.

I think I'd go gay for Saten. But only Saten.

>>7517828
I can't quite seem to figure out what way her head is facing.

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>>7517082
Go back to /a/.

>>7517829
Of course you would anon.
Everyone is gay for Saten-sama~

>>7517818

If I let myself indulge in strange desires, I may just lose myself in them.

>>7517839

/a/ - futanari

Lol, okay.

/jp/ by the rules is the only board besides /b/ that this type of thread is allowable on.

>>7517857
Who gives a shit, go back to /a/. Reported for trolling.

>>7517861

Fuck, i've been banned for being on-topic. That'll teach me. You sure set me straight, that you did.

>>7517866
Reported for trolling once again.

>>7517861
no one cares shut up. the other 10 anonymous residents on /jp/ vetoed your awful opinion.

>>7517877
Those 10 other people need to go back to /a/.

>>7517845
well, maybe following your most secret desires is the path to find your true self.

>>7517874

Dosh da po' baby want his baba?

>>7517881
Fufufu~
Silly boy.
Saten-sama is /jp/!

You may delete her threads but her spirit and spam will forever live on.

>>7517889
Reported.

>>7517884

My true self seems kind of gross. I want to change that true self.

>>7517895

>mad madfag is mad /jp/ thread is on /jp/

>>7517895
Seconed. Why is /a/ shit on /jp/?

>>7517895
white ren, uh?

>>7517895

I thought you loved Saten?

Would you rather suck Saten's or Kuroko's cock?
I can't decide, it would depend on my mood for me.

>>7517903

Rules:

1st. /a/ Is it Anime or Manga? it belongs on /a/, anything else belongs on /jp/.

2nd. /a/ is a SFW board, /jp/ isn't. By definition this is a /jp/ thread.

Newfags have been ass devastated.

...well, I just wanted some porn...whatever, /jp/, you fail really in everything...
I pity you guys...

>>7517901

Just don't address him seriously or else he'll go autistic and shit on the thread.

>>7517913
/jp/ is actually worksafe.

>>7517911
i'd give kuroko the reach around.

>>7517919

I stand corrected.

Also, obligatory

>lol, /jp/
>sfw

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>>7517916
All reported.

>>7517911
Saten-san's large throbbing meat bat is the only choice for me.
Kuroko is probably tiny, and such things cannot pleasure me.

>Picture half-related, Saten-san swinging her bat around.

>>7517916
>autistic

Keep your idiotic, uncalled for catchphrases in /b/. That's what the rules say. Reported.

>>7517928

>Meat bat

Not sexy

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>>7517931
>ohboyherewego.jpg

>>7517939
I never understood why people greentext file names. It's dumb. Why not just post the file?

/jp/ sure is grumpy today.

>>7517943
They don't find the trouble of digging out one particular image out of a gigantic unsorted folder worth the effort, or they never saved it in the first place.

>>7517943

Notice how that's not the file name, but stating how shit's probably going to hit the fan because the previous posts seem to be in full troll mode...

>>7517948
But if they know the file name, all you've got to do is type it in.

>>7517923
...boring. aren't you guys tired of this white ren bullshit?

>>7517901
Oh man, almost overlooked you there. Stop posting. And Reported~

>>7517944
I don't know how anyone could get upset in a Saten thread. Her cheery face makes me forget all the bad things.

>>7517950

It's a meme in it's own

>>7517952

Reported for reporting.

>>7517955
You don't post memes in /jp/. You keep them in /a/b/v/ with the rest of the unwanted shit. If you can't do that, then go back to wherever you came from.

>>7517962

>No memes on /jp/

Go back to Reddit or Facebook then, kid. That's what 4chan is.

>>7517950
The file itself is named 192374932473 or whatever. Most people don't rename it, they just type what they would have renamed it if they weren't extra lazy.

>>7517951

Been reporting him for flooding/spamming every time he does it.

So, yes.

This thread makes Saten-san wet.
Well done /jp/.

>>7517962
trying too hard retard. /jp/ is fucking full of /jp/ and other board memes you're just too stupid and new to realize all the memes in front of your face.

I'm just wondering if that Bears fan I talked to last night posts in these threads... I need to find a way to get in touch with him once the lockout ends, after all.

Thank you moddo-kun for deleting the lewd pictures.

>>7517983
Shitposting is everywhere too, but we still like to keep that shit outside.

>>7517983
Reported for flaming. Read the rules for once.

>>7517970
>every time he does it.
...you mean, they does it.
...or there's an exclusive white ren for /jp/?

>>7517984
Get the fuck out with your sports shit already.

>>7518001

Sure is hardcore, amateur trolling tonight.

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>>7517970
This just goes to show exactly who needs to go back to /a/.

>>7518004
>Sure is hardcore, amateur trolling tonight.

>>7518001

Oh, hush. It'll only be for a quick exchange of contact info.

I don't plan on making a habit of posting in these threads.

>>7517991

You've been had boy.

Any non-touhou thread with any indication of serious discussion gets shat on to hell, much like the previous madoka thread.
/jp/ ONLY shitposts and mems (and yes, suicide threads are a meme here. So is touhou sex). The things that stay around for days? Pictures of Hirano going nuts. Which touhou do you want to fuck. Saten has a penis. Rika's nose as a miracle of the universe. About as deep as a puddle.

Now, if you want to ENCOURAGE meaningful discussion, stop trolling the hell out of atypical threads.

>>7518013
I don't know if you realize this but you already have a habit of posting your sports shit in a lot of threads you post in.

>>7518011

>our faces when "go back to /a/" is a meme now.

>>7518022
Please lurk more before posting.

>>7518027
>mfw I've been here for 4 months and people still tell me that

>>7518027

That's a meme too.

>>7518030
Good advice doesn't cease to be good advice just because it's given a lot.

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>>7518027
Both of you are reported for trolling.

>>7518035
Looks like three people to me.

>>7518021

A few posts here and there don't hurt anybody.

>>7518035

Go to bed White Ren

>>7518022
>mfw it's been a meme for about 3 months but the newfags didn't realize as they spammed it and complained about greentext

>>7518039
Just because something is said a lot doesn't make it a meme. People frequently tell each other to shut the fuck up, even in real life, but that doesn't make it a meme.

>>7518042

No, what makes it a meme is that it's basically been to the point to be devoid meaning. It's said by anyone to dismiss any thread they dislike which may or may not be /jp/ related. It's not an general statement, it's a board specific meme.

>>7518036
Who gives a shit.

>>7518037
I have nothing more to say to you. When /sp/ starts spamming this board again I will look at you.

>>7518042
Shut the fuck up is now a meme

All this love for the goddess..
She is very pleased!~

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>>7518037
I always knew you were a shitposter but posting Saten that's just fucking disgusting and over the line.

>>7518042
>yfw when yfw and mfw is said a lot and isn't a meme also
auto responses which are repeated all the time are deemed memes. the phrase "op is a fag" is a legitimate complaint, but over the years it's become a meme on /b/. inserting board links and saying "go back to /a/" hasn't always regularly been spammed on /jp/ and you're a newfag if you think this shit was common a a year ago. it got popular like 8 months ago and has been spammed like a meme since.

>>7518045
It's for telling people who either post /a/-related material or post in a fashion commonly associated with retarded /a/ users to confine their shitty posting to their own board. Somebody who tells someone else to take a /v/ or /int/ thread back to /a/ is retarded and doing it wrong.

>>7518055
it's a meme you fucking retard. half the time you fuckwits can't even the correct when you try and redirect people. you aren't actually giving a suggestion you're just a meme spouting faggot who probably doesn't even know what other boards are for since you're so new.

>>7518054

At what point does one stop being a "newfag" persay? it's a subjective dismissal. I don't like him, must be newfag/troll/etc. Go back to X has been popular on almost every board, and has spread to /jp/. Also I laugh if you consider anyone who's been here 8months to be new.

>>7518054
Retarded children from /a/ who make their way here have been told to go back to go back to /a/ for much longer than eight months. And eight months ago we actually had a janitor.

>>7518046

Well, that makes two of us, then. Besides I'm out of Ruiko images and I don't intend on getting any more for now.

>>7518058
>half the time you fuckwits can't even the correct
Neither can you, it seems.

>>7518059
your opinion is invalid since you think coming from gaia and browsing /jp/ for 8 months makes you a resident. no wonder you don't even know what a meme is you've probably been on 4chan for less than a year.

Who cares what's a meme and what not. Every time I tell someone to go to another board, is because they would better fit in there. If you think it's funny to post it everywhere, you're a moron.

>>7518059
8 months isn't much, however nobody actually cares how long you've actually been here. If you act juvenile or ignorant you get called out on it.

>>7518067

Defense mechanism. Try harder next time, learn to argue instead of trying to protect your ego from being damaged.

My dick gets ragingly hard every time one of you "must be a troll" guys goes way off on their butthurt namecalling.

>>7518074
>butthurt
>>>/a/

>>7518059
>At what point does one stop being a "newfag" persay? it's a subjective dismissal. I don't like him, must be newfag/troll/etc.
When somebody makes the determination that you have no idea what the fuck you're doing and don't know anything about /jp/, you get called a newfag.

>Try harder next time, learn to argue instead of trying to protect your ego from being damaged.
Argument is wasted on some people.

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>>7518074
there isn't anything to argue. you incorrectly identified what a meme is and you disclosed you think people who have been here for 8 months aren't new. there is anything to talk about. after reading what you said you're already through without me saying anything.

>>7518074
Getting an erection from making people angry is pretty much a picture perfect definition of a troll, so it looks like these people calling you out are spot on.

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Seriously guys:

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>>7518083
This isn't an atypical thread.

>>7518076

True, these kids could not debate. They could not actually have a argument with someone without resorting to name-calling. In some ways I miss the old 4chan. Back when you could have an argument about a topic, and in the end the loser would accept defeat, and learn from his weakness, and grow stronger. Then this new wave, troll/newfag/umad/go back to X shitposting started when kids realized they could not win a straight-up argument to save their soul.

I'd do it.

>>7518077
>Do not post the following outside of /b/: ..., macro image replies, ...

Go back to /b/.

>>7518097
no you don't miss the old 4chan because even back in 05 when 4chan was just over a year old people regularly got called new and were told to shut the fuck up and lurk more. you don't know shit about 4chan get the fuck out of /jp/ and go back to the forum you came from.

>>7518096

Because the actual atypical ones got trolled in the EXACT same way as you're going about right now.

Just let the thread die if you don't like it, they go faster that way.

>>7518097

That's only ever happened in isloated pockets. Nostalgia has a funny way of distorting memories.
Anyways, trolling around like this only encourages it. By your own definition, arguing with a troll won't win you anything, so just stop and let it die.

>>7518097
If you begin to put out arguments, people will still defend themselves. Sometimes you just have to nag them a bit into it. The hurrtroll thing has simply become an additional defense line/filter.

>>7518118

You could not do more to prove my point.

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>>7518125
Well, only now and then this is still true.

>>7518124

Well, it's done as a defense mechanism. A wall is built around them, that tells them they cannot be wrong. When they are proven wrong, they blurt out this mechanism "Troll" or whatever. This deflects that argument because their brain renders anything that person says as trolling. It's all gratification and no substance. Because deep down they know they were wrong.

Funnily enough though, they will never know the joy of being right after having those walls broken down and realizing it's okay to be wrong. Because that means you just need research that much more and actually >know about things.

>>7518125
that you're trolling? i don't understand. anyone who has been on 4chan since the old days will see through what you said and laugh. anyone who hasn't can already guess you're wrong since the original 4chan was anime & random, which was not whatever the fuck shit you just was described. admitting defeat on the internet? let alone on the old school /b/ what the fuck am i reading.

if you're talking to me? then we both know you're wrong. if you're talking with other reads? then they also know you're wrong.

>>7518145
It's not always the last/only defense. I had a few instances recently where someone dismissed me as a troll, but upon further inquiry revealed that he could smash my arguments to pieces, or to the contrary had himself some misconceptions. Rarely will anyone concede in the end though. Having the last argumentative post is usually enough to reveal who was right.

>>7518160

Yes, but I think you are making my point here. He dismissed you as a troll without even fully understanding what you were talking about. Only when he listened to you did he realize he could prove you wrong.

>>7518162
My point was that you can still have a discussion, you just have to try.
And I don't think he didn't understand what I was talking about. He just didn't believe I had a misconception which was obvious to him.

Saten threads attract the most retarded people.

>>>/a/

i worship saten

wait..no...satan

okay...both...menage a trois time

>>7518194
If..If its you anon-kun i dont mind..

>>7518097
>Back when you could have an argument about a topic, and in the end the loser would accept defeat, and learn from his weakness, and grow stronger.
Ninety nine point nine percent of the internet, or even real life, for that matter, has never been like this, ever.

>>7518244

I must be lucky because it happens around me all the time. Probably because i'm a kiss-less virgin with impossible standards.

>>7518244
It happens. Whenever you see two people flaming each other and one of them disappears after a very good point is made by the other, there's actually a decent chance that he actually realizes that he was originally wrong.

>>7518278
I always assumed that was a ragequit.

Discussing memes and trolling while we could all be talking about Saten-san's 21cm long cock, you all make me sick.

I'm getting worked up just reading this

>>7518287

Well, I guess we can talk about that. I'd prefer that.

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Reported. Also get out.

>>7518303
Reported for reporting Saten-san in a /jp/ related thread.

>>7518303
Make me faggot.

>>7518294
how lewd...

She is upset that her feet are still dirty..
Anon get to it, clean them with your tounge.