/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sounds like a huge slut.

"Tehe! look at that fat ugly guy eating alone over there..I bet we can trick that guy into sleeping with one of us! and when we tell him we are 14 we can blackmail him!"

>>8086548
I'm not sure that I'm ugly enough to warrant that sort of abuse.

Polite Sage for bad usage of image with NEET, not green text and made up story.

And what? You think you're better than me now? Fuck you!

Sounds fun.

What VN were you playing, OP?

>>8086537
Depending of your looks I'd suggest one thing or another, but being a /jp/ user I'd suggest you to get the fuck away of her because this is probably a prank, this is the best you can get from here, if think I'm wrong then you don't belong here and you should ask in >>>/soc/

You say you went outside, huh? Interesting. Interesting.

>>8086554
>Polite Sage
Back to wherever you came, shitposter.

>Internet stories

I went out the other night to restock on diapers when I ran into a fairly attractive lady. I was surprised because it was past one in the morning and at a loss because she was super friendly.

I asked why she was out so late and she told me she was a nurse and worked weird hours. She asked me the same and the truth accidentally slipped out, I was looking to buy some adult depend diapers.

She just laughed and said she too loved Infinite Jest. Then she gave me her number and left, smiling, and waved to me.

I was so flustered I forgot to buy my diapers and just left.

What have you been doing differently?

When I was an ambitious horny 17 year old I would NEVER get girls to talk to me no matter how hard I tried.

Now that I'm just completely apathetic they come flocking in droves.

What is wrong with girls /jp/?

>>8086570
I took a bath last night and washed my hair.

It could've just been a practical joke the girl was playing on her friend. "I bet if I tell that fat smelly guy that my friend likes him, he'll call her and creep her out!"

>>8086581
I have nothing to lose if and everything to gain!

>>8086581
A girl did that to me in middle school and the whole school laughed at me for months.

>>8086593
why would some girls do that to a random boy in sandwhich shop?

>>8086593
I once had a similar situation, except it was in highschool to "Get laid", and I got mocked for rejecting it out of hand. Few months later, she's knocked up with Tyrone's baby and got the high school star jock thinking it was his.

I wonder what disease you will contract from them, OP.

>>8086570
You just became motemote.

>>8086573
Amazing if this is true.

Misguided female attention stories?

I went out to eat this Saturday by myself. One woman struck up a conversation and told me I had pretty hair. After that, another sitting nearby went out of her way to offer me free food. Then I went to a show and another girl approached me, eventually saying that she wanted me to take my shirt off and sing to her.

Then I came home and played LovePlus.

Hey, Girls would flirt with me too. They'd be ugly of course... but, hey, women talked to me in High School.

>>8086627
Where did you go to eat?

Nothing of the sort has ever happened to me, although I remember being bullied by a bunch of girls back in my fat holy shit I was so fucking fat school days. They were annoying, to say the least. I guess my cheeks were too soft.

Maybe you guys are experiencing that rumored popular period.

>>8086639
Only average girls would like me back in Highschool. It's too bad because if they were good looking or bad looking I may have considered it. Anything is better than just average.

>>8086659
http://www.foxbrosbbq.com/

>>8086665
Wizard candidates become motemote before they achieve wizardry. It's the final exams and will determine if you're worthy of wizard powers.

I could probably be a great husbando and make a girl very happy as I'm a devoted sensitive individual.


Too bad I only like 2d. As tempting as 3d girls can be all the divorces and crazy shit that happens as a consequence doesn't appeal to me.

>>8086697
>devoted sensitive individual
>make a girl very happy
Ahahaha, people still believe this? What are you, 15?

Your rose colored spring time of youth has finally begun!

Don't see the point in bothering with a cynical, bitter individual who has more than likely never had physical contact with a female human being.

I always think people would make fun of me if they compliment me on my looks or something

So I just ignore them
Take that faggots!

Well, that should make you feel nice, OP.

Just don't buy into it because if she's approaching dudes like that in public she's definitely a fucking slut and will melt your mind and weiner with syphilis.

Oh, I have a story too!

Back in High School, I was a smart geek who kept to himself and was overall reserved, so people played pranks trying to get me to interact with women and people in general. My looks were pretty average.

Once, one girl started pretending to love me. She started saying she wanted to do lewd things, etc. Of course I knew it was a prank, but it was annoying, this 3D pig trying to make me touch her worm-ridden vagina. So, when she asked me to touch her boobs (thinking that I wouldn't do it), I squeezed the fuckers so hard they almost exploded. It was fun.

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I don't have any experiences like that at all.
I'll drop a story that I think could be related though.

There is a professor that is always in the labroom at my college. He's young, maybe 28 or so, and very shy and reserved. I can't really describe it, but there is just some feel around the area. It's like I'm being raped by his eyes, but only when I'm not looking. I work very hard in the labroom, or at least pretend to look busy so no one interrupts me. Today he interrupted me to ask some inane question that he should have already known. This was obviously in order to spark some sort of conversation.
I don't know if this was either out of pity, as no one talks to me, or out of genuine interest in friendship and or bonding. Regardless of his ulterior motive, I gave him brief answers and he left me to my work.

I know this sounds like I'm over-thinking it, but there is just something. Like we are on a similar frequency.

I didn't know /jp/ was so popular with the ladies. It kind of makes me feel bad.

I can't remember the last time a girl looked at me with anything but that nervous look you see a cat get when you hold it and walk near a dog.

>>8086827
Sounds like a flag. You should save and trigger it. Drop something and use that opportunity.
Assuming it's not just some old kopipe I'm not acquainted with.

>>8086827
He knows you /jp/. He /jp/ too.

>>8086841
This might be pedantic and unrelated, but I don't think /jp/ is a verb at all. I mean, "I jaypee erryday" sounds even weirder than "I browse jaypee erryday".

I had 3 girls sitting in a car ask me if I wanted go party with them. I figured it was some sort of trick or scam. They were all around 14-15. I told them I didnt want any and let.

>>8086859
>sage in the name field

NOOOOOOOO

>>8086827
Heh, I had a similar experience in some history class in highschool. The dude looked about as beta as you could get: plain, short, chubby, weak, and was an all around pushover. The first day of class he introduced himself and demanded that nobody ask him about his lovelife.

I would sit in the corner and not talk to anyone and obviously have trouble finding groups so he'd let me work alone. I could always feel him looking at me with this "I know that feel bro" look, I'd prefer to not gather attention at all so I didn't like it.

However I spent most of the class sleeping and am by no means a studious kid yet ended up with like a 102 in the class, which was the highest grade. Guess it was his way of getting back at the normalfag kids.

>>8086859
Good job anon. They probably were going to drug and rape you.

>>8086862
Silly anon, can't you tell by his story that it was intentional? He's a full fledged wizard gone down the path of the sage, he knows those vile temptress' tricks and avoided them with a stern faced 'No'.

Party indeed! The sage knows their tricky ways!

>>8086537
Shes a succubus looking to steal your soul or at least pass on some horrible STD.

>>8086855
It's not being used as a verb.

Who HOMU here.jpg

>>8086864
That's like a math teacher I had back in middle school. Turns out he was gay though.

>>8086827
Another story that might interest the denizens of /jp/; involving a woman.
To be more precise, my next door neighbor. My mother is a very religious woman, and jumps at the chance to preach and possibly bolster the local congregation. Frequent bible study sessions and visits, and my mother found a new friend.
This neighbor woman, who'd I'd place in her mid to late thirties, always makes it a point to greet me whenever we cross paths. I've taken note that she does not offer the same courtesy to my stepfather nor other siblings. It might be far fetched to say this, but she could be one of those "cougars" who chase young men, in order to freshen themselves up with the taste of young men.
I have been informed that she suffers from schizophrenia, which is why she lives alone at her age, and why my mother makes sure to keep her in warm company. I pray this does not come to garner trouble for me later on. I'd not know how to deal with the mentally defunct if she were to suddenly breakdown into a psychotic rage.

>>8086828
>I didn't know /jp/ was so popular with the ladies.
Maybe I'm projecting, but I think these people are the exception to the rule. I know in my case no one has ever batted an eyelash at me

>>8086906
My childhood friend has some serious depression problems, and that shit is annoying. If it's old women, then... Let's just say I wouldn't want to be in your position.

>>8086924
The way I see it, half of /jp/ are like me. Shutins because we want to be. We avoid females because we have found something BETTER.

The other half are pathetic betas and omegas to scared of women, outside or social interaction to change their lives. They dont enjoy what we do here but only do it because its better than boredom.

If you are part of the latter, i suggest killing your self.

>>8086934

No, if you're part of the former you should get the fuck out of /jp/

>>8086944
If you are part of the second group, I believe tohnochan has a ronery board that is just perfect for that mindset.

>>8086949
...I'm not him, but should I feel offended if I browse both?

>>8086949
No seriously get out,
just talking about being beta and omega shows where you are from and that is either
>>>/v/
or
>>>/a/

You seem to think it's cool and edgy to be a NEET

I was getting the mail earlier today and a fairly attractive female neighbor walked by and I mustered up the courage to look in her direction for about five seconds before staring back at the ground.

Today was exhilarating.

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>>8086924
all I've had is a stalker that never gave up
through all of middle school and high school
she was actually really quite fun, but the whole managing a 3dpd's emotions sounds more troublesome than playing maiden rape assault - violent semen inferno

>>8086924
I've had one person pay any kind of interest. She lived a train ride away and was a friend of a friend. Probably the closest I've came to a relationship, vast majority of our contact was online, but she eventually claimed to love me. That scared me unbelievably as I couldn't figure out why, I was convinced it was some sort of trap, she was really pretty. I eventually closed off all contact. It hurt like hell, but it was probably better than being tricked.

I now haven't left the house in years now and sometimes wonder what happened to her. Still have a present and card she sent shortly before I cut off contact, it's the only thing that assures me it was real.

>>8086934
I just really really hate women. I hate how they act and I hate their illogical mindset. And I hate how the world is expected to serve them.

I feel like I hate them more than I should be but god damn I hate them so much. My mom says I'm gay and that's why, but frankly I don't get along too well with men either.

3D women, especially the ones within our age range, are only interested in lewd things and are not really worth your time.

I'm physically fit because I feel that my waifu would be disappointed in me if I didn't maintain my health, but the downside to this is that I have gotten several glances from 3D women when I'm outside of the safety of my home.

You'd think that dating one of these women wouldn't be such a terrible idea, but the average 3D girl has no interest in actual love and long-term commitment. They only want to do lewd things with you and then skip off to the next guy.

>>8086996
>my mom says I'm gay
Mother of the year?

Well thanks. You guys have me reliving high school all over again. I was the skinny guy who kept to himself throughout the whole thing. I had a few friends and around junior year they all started trying to set me up with any girl they could find. Something about "saving me" or some stupid shit like that. I still wonder from time to time just what they had to make up about me to get anyone to show any interest. Eventually they gave up. I still don't understand why they wanted me to go through all the bullshit of being in a relationship. All you had to do was pick any random hallway on any random day and find a couple fighting over something. Where is the fun in that? There is no way it could be worth it.

>>8087049
I have hardly any memories of highschool. My average day consisted of sleeping through classes and roaming the halls during lunch time.

This is why I fucking love /jp/

>>8087068
I'm sure I'll lose them eventually. Nothing worth remembering really. Just a matter of time.

>>8087068

I remember sitting in the back corners of classrooms and being publicly insulted by teachers often. Skipping classes to walk around or standing in the bathroom during lunch periods was pretty common.

Oddly enough I never saw someone who did the same, all of the kids you'd expect to end up on /jp/ were always hyperactive and squealing about shit.

>>8087049
are you me?

>>8087121
but if I'm you
then who are you quoting?

Schoolgirls are emotionally vulnerable, ignorant and very easy in general, especially in north america. I know, a few paid attention to me and I knew something was wrong with them.

>>8087113
My teachers let me stay in their classroom during lunch

The only event in my memory is a bit fuzzy.... some shit about asking me to a gay-ass school dance thing way back in 1991, which of course turned out to be in jest.

Aaw who gives a flying fuck anyway...

One time /jp/, a heavyset black man followed me out to my car when I was shopping. He complimented me on my toenails and gave me some bizarre explanation about how some tribes in Africa consider them a sign of beauty. He offered to pay for a pedicure and take pictures of my feet. I declined as a politely as I could while inching towards my car door. I have a feeling he was just going to kill me and cut off my feet to masturbate with.

I didn't go back to that store for about a year...I also clipped my toenails as soon as I came home.

>>8087153
Sounds like a sweet deal. Should have taken him up on it.

>>8087131
I spent my lunches claiming I was going 'out' for lunch. I'd then roam around the streets until it was over trying to look like I was going somewhere. I rarely ever ate. I felt like crying if it ever lasted so long that I ended up backtracking over the same ground and found people I'd seen still there.

I went to the post office to pick up a package and there were two females behind the counter. I walk up to one, we exchange greetings, I present my slip and get my package, and start to depart. As I'm walking through the door I hear one that didn't serve me whisper to the other 'Did he even say thank you?'

Felt bad, man ;_;

Most of the time I don't even realize the gender of random people on the street

>>8087161
that was the main reason I decided to stay in my teachers classrooms. at first i tried going to the cafeteria like a normal person, but someone always took my seat from the day before and i'd have to look for a new one. i didn't want to put up with that shit every day so i started roaming the hallway instead. that was also stressful so ultimately i ended up staying in my teachers' classrooms. the hardest was working up the nerve to ask at the beginning of the semester. my teachers were nice so they always let me. it was smooth sailing after that

>>8087184
I've never entered a cafeteria in my life. Always taken a packed lunch since I was a kid, I pity any socially anxious person who had to set foot in one, the memory of the noise alone from walking past it is cringe worthy.

>>8087190
Here you ate in the cafeteria even if you brought your own food. Most of the teachers were assholes in my case and would lock their rooms up.

However we could eat outside which I enjoyed, if it was cold out nobody would be there and I could just sit on a bench and stare up at the clouds.

However I sat at a table outside once and had a bad run in with some girls after asking me if they could sit down and I responded "I'd rather you didn't."

I was the complete opposite of most people here when I was in highschool, I was the smartest guy in class, good looking, many girls liked me and a few confessed their love to me but I rejected all of them because I thought I deserved something better, now I'm NEET, I have gained like 60 pounds, I lost all my friends and I spend all day browsing /jp/, playing Touhou, playing VN's and listening to Touhou music, sometimes when I go out for groceries and I hear girls talking about me, they usually say "he is handsome" but then they immediately say "but he is fat". I know you guys will consider me a traitor but sometimes I wish to be normal again.

>>8087012
>I'm physically fit because I feel that my waifu would be disappointed in me if I didn't maintain my health
I did a double take and had to search the archive because I could have sworn I've posted these words before.

>>8087206
we don't consider you a traitor because we don't consider you one of us to start with

>>8087205

What did they do?

I always had fellow losers to sit with at lunch. I guess I was lucky in that regard.

>>8087213

And who named you /jp/'s spokesman?

>>8087229

I did

>>8087234

Well I name myself President.

You're fired.

Well /Jp/, I haven't been in love. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

>>8087224
Some people who I spent most of secondary school with started bringing a packed lunch with them in the last few years, I sometimes sat with them when they ate outside. I wish I hadn't now, I genuinely thought one of them was my friend. I learned otherwise when we went to the same collage and he spent all his time with friends he knew outside of school who went to the same place, calling me weird and the like when he thought I was out of ear shot.

Something like that happened to me, OP. I sell and buy stuff locally online, and once while I was waiting for a person to arrive so I could purchase something from him, two girls came up to me. One asked if I had a girlfriend, and when I told her that I didn't, asked if I wanted to go out with her. I told her no, and then she said something about how it sucked to be rejected to bluntly. I told her sorry as she walked away. Shortly after that the person showed up and I made the purchase.

People are weird.

>>8087213
This.

Our house was a 3 minute walk from the high-school
I always went home and ate mums homemade lunch
good times...

I guess the social reclusing started there

I had a girl ask me to a dance once, she told me she had been in love with me all year (I didn't even know her). I told her I was going to the bathroom real fast and when I got out I would have her answer. As soon as I was out of her point of view, I made a beeline to the exits, ran to the parking lot, got in my car and drove away.

Never saw again

OP, I think you passed your wizard test more gracefully than me.

>>8087206

I was super popular with the girls in grade school, but not in high school... figure that one out.

>>8087449
Sweet... But hey, from where is this girl from in your picture? It reminded me in what pose i was again. I guess this is a sign of something good.

>>8087738
Fucking source fags, get out.

>>8087738
It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular

>>8087750
Thhaank yu! You know that there are only few people who truly go for understanding?

I actually feel pretty good about my high school times. I was kinda popular, looked alright and everyone liked me. I'm especially secretly proud that I was always very kind to everyone, even that fat girl everyone avoids, I was always nice to her and I always stuck up for anyone being bullied or anything of the sort. Had some "girlfriends" but was never really into it, never treated them wrong either, I'd buy them ice cream and spend time together.

I was always who I am now but at the time I was trying to be like everyone else like I was supposed to, I guess. I can't even even pinpoint when I started not giving a shit about that.

Now I just want my little NEET happiness, and let others have theirs.

In truth, I think the only thing I'll miss is having children. I always looked foward to that when I'd be older.

>>>/soc/