/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I used to fap everyday but now I can't seem to maintain my boner to finish it off.

No... We are just joking. Trust me.

Only when I can't help it.

Like 3 times today, dude.

I can't fap with this thread arround.

Of course, we're all pure maidens here who like talking about silly hats.

We kid around with the raping and the fapping and the hunting of humans for sport. We don't actually do it in real life.

No.

>>8701728
Because nobody really does it. Weren't you reading his post?

>>8701718
Human hunting?

How come I never get invited to these meetups?

>>8701734
Reading? You guys seriously do that?

I thought it was just a joke.

No, I have a spiritual experience with my waifu.

I fap everyday and every hour. Kimochiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~

>>8701741
It is a joke.

We're all pure-blooded Americans here on the /jp/. The "Otaku Culture" thing is just a joke to scare off the foreigners.

>>8701741
It is a joke.

We're all pure-blooded Americans here on the /jp/. The "Otaku Culture" thing is just a joke to scare off the foreigners.

I was fapping until I got a 503 error on exhentai.

You guys better be joking about it.

I better not catch any of you committing earthly sins on a Christian imageboard.

God fucking dammit. Exhentai goes down just when i'm about to finish off my jerkoff session.
I have all of Tololinco doujins open and jerking like a madman. When I'm at a page in every doujin where the girls are being impregnated, I tab through them all quickly, so it's like i'm making multiple girls pregnant with just one bullet.

>>8701767
Error 503 Service Unavailable

Service Unavailable

Guru Meditation:

XID: 953169419

;_;

>>8701784
It's a picture of a sad panda.

What's exhentai?

is that some sort of hat?

>>8701787
Does it have anything to do with the new WoW expansion?

My oniichan has been talking about it a lot.

>>8701776
it's gone now, I just finished myself. I didn't know another /jp/ anon used this time period for their faps too.

>>8701795
1am is prime fapping time

>>8701795
Best artist that should do more work. An injustice to our world that there is so little of it.

>>8701795
Meh, i guess i'll go to danbooru then.

>>8701803
Exhentai is already up is what I meant by "It's gone now."

>>8701804
Whoa, silly me. Thanks anon, see you in 5 minutes.:_:

>>8701689
This. I sometimes have to get it up 3 times before I can finish. Its become too tiresome to masturbate now.

You are cute

>>8701830
chump. I keep it up for an hour of sustained fapping and cum twice the world average on a daily basis. My penis is only average size though.

On certain days I'm sure that Ive easily beat off more than 12 times, this is my daily average 0:28-0:35. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ1QT2d8x_E