/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Here OP I've just improved your art cover.

We need more little girl games

Wonder Momo was better

All modern console games are little girl games because they're easy as pie.

Superior little girl game
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15930748

>>8778002
>easy as pie
How can pie be easy? Damn nonsensical idioms.

>>8778150
You set the base. Add the filling. Cover it with the crust. Bake. Done.

>>8778002
what did they do to you ;_;

>>8778156
Sounds hard...

>>8778002
define modern

>>8778163
it was expected after every talented member of Team Ninja left to form Valhalla. Hayashi and his band of leftovers have no idea how to make great action games.

>>8778166
Let me put it this way:

- The base normally comes already done so you just have to add the filling.
- The filling can be pretty much anything. You can get those in cans like apple and cinnamons filling, very common.
- Same as the base, the cover comes premade and can be simply put over the filling, unless you are too retarded to put 2 and 2 together.
- Turn on the oven, you goddamn mongoloid. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you stupid? Wanna die?

>>8778237
Sounds hard...

>>8778163

I busted a gut laughing at this "boss":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdMH3n6CDPE&t=1m33s

>>8778258
What the fuck is this boss doing he just jumps around randomly and trips by himself...

>>8778258
That's just sad. This picture will lose all meaning with that game.

>>8778258
The T-Rex fight in Turok 1 is better than that. At least the T-Rex in Turok doesn't trip every 10 seconds.

>>8778316
All this time I thought that reaction to turok 2 was a guy in sun glasses getting a huge load of cum in his eye.


I only now just realized it is some guy foaming out the mouth

Never understood why anyone liked the Turok games. They were always atrocious.

>>8778376
Because games that let you fire robots that bore into your friend's head and explode are too few.

>>8778376
I played it once and it had a lot of pretty beams.

>>8778123
God damn it I was supposed to be doing my reps. Look at how much time you made me waste!

>>8778123
Castlevania, featuring Link from LoZ.

>>8778123
Magical Pop'n! Anyone who hasn't played this should give it a try, it's pretty cute, and enjoyable, though quite short.

>>8779162
what if, Zelda, girl, etc.

So did you guys like MärchenMaze?

>>8781836
The cover art looks amazing but I'm not going to download some weird emulator for it. MAME? Come on, dude. Let's stick with easy ones like ZSNES or Project 64.

>>8781836
I looked at the OP video but it looks like a cross between bullshit and just shit.

>>8781936

MAME
weird emulator

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>8781836
I found out about it now, OP but I'll play it.

OP is not playing the best little girl game of them all.

クァルラリル (Kwarurariru)

>>8781964
Who are you quoting?

Just because you arent green texting does not mean i cant see that you are still posting in shitty greentext style posting

>>8781836
>MärchenMaze

ctrl+f only pics up one results in this thread. i dont see it anywhere else.

>>8778294
>God of War
>Button smashing
That's because you only play on easy.
Now try that on titan.

>>8783764

>>8777553
No offense.

Go play PU LI RU LA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmXckp-Hxvg

>>8783764
their all kinda retard

TL NOTE: Märchen is German for fairy tale!

>>8777553
>Märchen is German for fairy tale!
Okay then.

>>8781836
Played it a bit just now. It kind of plays like a clumsy Kiki Kaikai + bowling. The way you can only die by being pushed off the ground is interesting, but the isometric perspective makes things unnecessarily frustrating, especially during the platforming. The PC Engine version appears to be top-down, though, so that one might be better.

dey shud off calt it Märchen Mädchen