/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just a reminder that any /jp/er you make friends with will drop you like a hot potatoe sooner or later

I don't have any friends.

>>8846853
>potatoe

I wish i had a trap friend..
I would take good care of him forever, i would let him cum in my mouth if he wants to as well.
I'd even get a job to support us both.

But he already does.

If only i had a friend i could crossdress for, i would invite him into the holy penisland.

>>8846850
Because I want to be the crossdressing friend, silly.

>>8846853
This is the truth.

No friends.

>>8846888
I could be your friend.

I want to be a /jp/'s cum dump.

>>8846856
PO TAY TOES
You can boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

I love pen island!

>>8846850
No offense bro but you're probably the ugliest motherfuckerer to have lived.

If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face.

Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass.

disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. peace

>>8846934

I get the feeling you've ever actually met OP before.

>>8846934
>no offense bro

Don't be such a hypocrite. Obviously you mean to cause him, or aknowledge that you're causing him offense.

>>8846934
This is why paper bags were invented.
If your ass is good but your face bad, wear a paper bag and I'll give you the dick.

>>8846941
Ugly people should know their place.

>>8846889
Slut. <3

OP the best you'll get are transsexuals we whine a lot

I would have taken advantage of someone for free hormones but I'd have probably fuck off ASAP when I could support myself

>>8846972
THE THINGS EYE WHOULD DO FOR hrt

>>8846976
Oh hi Sparky it's Matilda

No thanks, I only use Staedtler mechanical pencils.

>>8846873
a-a-are you from the US? I can be one once I pass the PT boards there. I'd love to crossdress.

No homo.

>>8846981
WWWW

My best friend is way too unattractive to be a trap.

>>8846972
So I have to put up with an unstable whiny fucker who only wants me because I can pay for his hormone treatment, just so I can get some occasional anal sex until he looks passable enough to not need me anymore? That's even worse than dating a real girl.

>>8846987
Only barely.

I guess the moral of the story is to only consider those that already have a reliable source of hormones

>>8846987
Unless they fall in love with you

>>8846987
>So I have to put up with an unstable whiny fucker

Nobody's forcing you to have sex with this particular guy.

>>8846993
HAHAHAHAHAHA

give me HRT and eye will be your slave...

>>8847003
So you're willing to work long hours picking cotton?

>>8847007
eye ment sex slave....

>>8847015
Problem is, if I wanted to buy sex I'd go to a hooker or something.

>>8847015
What I received sexual gratification from forcing you to do manual labor? I need a fence put up around my yard really badly since my dog always gets out. You could build it while I just kind of followed you around masturbating.

>>8847021
Make him do it with a vibrator in his butt

That feel when you're in Canada and HRT is free and paid for if you want it.

>>8847036
>That feel when

Please go back to whatever board you originally hail from.

>>8847037

But I come from /jp/, baka! Do you have a problem with this?

THAT FEEL WHEN BUTTHURTT FAG S GET MAD ON THE NTERNET,

>>8847036
Too bad you have to jump throw hoops to get it

Self meding while going through the legit procedures is where it's at

Fuck old white men deciding if we're 'sane'

>>8847041
>throw

>>8847048
look at this baka

>>8847036
I'm from Canada and I am pretty sure HRT isn't covered even if you're in another province.

i aint no homo

>>8847059

It is. Well, sometimes. HRT is pretty dangerous to male or females, so they generally don't give it out (a lot of people end up buying it online).

Generally on top of hormones, you must live so many years "as a girl" in your daily life to prove you are actually serious. Then, theres a ton of psychological tests they make you pass just to ensure you aren't insane. At that point they usually cover it.

>>8847097
I'm not trying to start a shitstorm or anything but I find it rather strange that psychiatrists, who should be aware of human physiology, could consider a person who has XY chromosomes to be a girl.

No matter how I look at it, transsexualism is just a mental disorder.

>>8847122
>No matter how I look at it, transsexualism is just a mental disorder.

That's why you're not a doctor.

I don't mean to be rude, but it goes much "deeper" than XY chromosomes.

>>8847122
Even if you think it's horrible and weird, you should at least celebrate it as an achievement in transhumanism.

/jp/ - Transgender Culture

I wouldn't have it any other way. I've been on self-med hormones for 3 1/2 months now, and I'm quickly becoming passable.

That's no excuse to not be a pure maiden until the end of your days, you rabid sluts.

>>8847122
Homosexual propaganda.
It's not like it matters what it is as long as you are happy though.
At least that's my opinion.
Nowadays anything is a mental disorder

>>8847129
Quickly jump on my dick as we gaze longingly into each other's eyes

>>8847127
I don't think it's horrible or even weird, but I still cannot see it as a simple matter of "being born with the wrong kind of body".

>>8847129

Where do you get your hormones?

What do you consider "passable"? I'm dying to start on them too, but I'm anxious to start taking them (especially until I can afford to move out again...my family would think I'm quite fucked for doing this).

>>8847148
Internet. Hormones are legal, you just... well, you need to know the doses and risks. If you are super serious, you need to find a trans community and learn up.

420chan's /cd/ works for me.

There's no definition of "passable"; you just kind of... need a picture to see it. You need proper stance, proper curves, the right clothes, perhaps a touch of makeup and from there advanced advice. It's not something that you'll, just, POP, TOMORROW A GIRL

>>8846947
But it's not slutty if I won't do anything lewd.

>>8847162

Thank you, I'll lurk /cd/.

I understand what you mean I think. I certainly have a naturally very androgynous body (my only set back is height, at 6 feet) so I am confident enough that they could help.

Well, I'll research.

Yellow girl is the best

why would you want sluts /jp/? sluts are terrible. Id love a nice pure girl who loved me, even if she did have a dick, though.

>>8847178
You're not white ren

Get the fuck out of /jp/.
No 3dsex shit allowed. I dont care what the fuck your into.
God /jp/ has turned for the worse.

>>8847185
Don't spread lies...

Go to /soc/.
/jp/ is not the place for this shit.

>>8847192
Look at this nerd gettin mad at everything. I can smell your pooperpain from here and it STINKS.

>>8847211
/soc/ is normalfags, the girls are the whoriest of whores, the men are shitty as well. I wont complain about this on /jp/ as long as they are pure.
then again I havnt read this thread

>>8847211

look at this faggot (hes just sexually frustrated lol) thinking hes the board police lmfao. "dont post unless its how i like" lololol ya ok xD

>>8847227
Probs thinks he runs the board or some shit but if he did he could have deleted the thread so WTF is he even posting for it's not like we're going to stop ¯\(°_o)/¯

>>8847227
stop that, I cant even tell what level of irony that is.

>>8847231

ikr ikr..faggets these days LOL (^ヮ^ )

Sparky, what’s your site again? Which IRC channel did you hang on?

>>8847239
>>8847231
Well time to leave. /jp/ is nothing but normal shits.
Its pretty sad, we went form 2d only to this.

>>8847259

sparky4.net

>>8847264

Yeah, wanting to become a little girl is really fucking normal.

Also use a thread hider you pleb.

>>8847264
Theyre being ironic. I dont know what level just yet, but ive only identefied up to fourteen possible levels of irony as of yet, once in the real world when I was in school and then on /v/. But this is probably pentouple-octouple.

>>8847273
Now thats either....10-12, or a dumbass. I suspect the latter.

>>8847273
They went from using it as being a "little girl" as in being able to take it easy and drink tea to wanting to turn into a shemale and fuck each other. /jp/ to begin with hated sex until /soc/ and /rk9/ took over. Also they are nothing but 3d loving gays, which automatically makes them not /jp/ in my eyes. It has nothing to do with this board, go somewhere else.

>>8847279

bitch u just dont quit

>>8847293
>/soc and /r9k/ took over

do you really believe they came from their own boards to /jp/ just to shitpost?

how new are you? 3d has always been part of /jp/. remember all the old idol threads? probably not because you're a newfag

>>8847295
lower levels there. thats.....4, by my rough estimate.
Inb4
"well ur ottism levels is 140 XD"

>>8847293
autism: the post

>>8847293
What if you want to be shemale and be a pure maiden?

>>8847304
The old idol threads were just one person spamming pictures of Japanese women. Now we have a bunch of idiots who think that sucking cocks and acting slutty is what /jp/ does.

>>8847304
Those idol threads are not even part of /jp/, they are in their own universe. /jp/ always hated them. you are the newfag. I've been here for fucking 3-4 years. I dont know where you people came from, but you sure weren't here in 2009.

>>8847319
>>8847324
can it homos, nobody gives a fuq

>>8847324

get a load of this gay, wow

>>8847339
irony levels too constant in existence. may or may not be a serious poster. reccomend immediate action.

>>8847336
>>8847339
Nice one, /b//soc//gay/tards.

>>8847346

why haven't you just hid this thread yet?

0wn3d41yf3

>>8847352
levels returning to believable zones. Proceed shitposting war.

because i'm not a faggot? fuck off

>>8847383
>2012
>not being a faggot

>>8847125
What exactly do you base that on, though? There's always someone violently defending the notion that you can have the body of one gender, but be another gender in all other ways. If this really is a fact that can't be questioned, what scientific basis does it have? I'm tired of being treated like an idiot who knows nothing just because I'm not in on whatever makes these people believe in this so decisively.

>>8847122
Your perception of whats mentally "healthy" or "sane" is based of the societal norm, which means approximately NOTHING.
A mental condition is just that, a specific condition of the mind. The only thing that could make one worth changing who someone is for is if they desire it, or they would be a danger to those around them otherwise.