/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ignore them. My mom has been telling me to get a job for 7 years and nothing has come of it.

r u srs?

get a fucking job how old are you?

sage

Tell them the truth, that you don't want to be normals. They will understand.

You go back to the /v/ from whence you came.

>>8897713
ya but they know something is wrong with me they know something is preventing me from getting one

>>8897720
did that work for you

i dont think talking to my parents about not wanting to be a normalfag is gonna work

anyone got some tips or help

they want you to stop using up their money
that means you need to get autism bucks from the government by convincing them you are completely unable to support yourself, generally by being mentally challenged in some way.

>>8897804
thx for the help even though you were a little mean about it... how do i go about doing this?

>>8897804
I would also like to know.

Seems you got lost on your way to /adv/.

>>8897822
if i posted this on adv i wouldn't get any help

so how do i get the bucks

>>8897861

Get autism and the bucks will be yours.

>>8897875
ill fake it but where do i go and what do i say and how long will they pay me for a year or forever or what

also how would i leave my parents house i dont want them paying the money while i live with my parents that would defeat the purpose... should i tell them im moving out or leaving or what?

feign depression and mental issues and they will stop nagging you. Attempt suicide or something and they will just let you rot away in your room. It worked for me.

>>8897894
your kidding right?

>>8897896
No it's not my kidding. I hope you find out who's kidding it is though.

>>8897894
if you really did attempt suicide then you arent faking depression buddy

>>8897808
>>8897818
>>8897861
>>8897877
This might be it.
http://www.ssa.gov/pgm/ssi.htm
It takes about a year to start receiving the money.
You'll make about 11,000 dollars a year.
You will have to see a examiner to see if you are worthy of the autism bux.
You keep getting the payments forevarrrrr (or until you get a job)

>>8897910
11,000 thats it? do they pay for rent?

>>8897918
No.
You will be forced to live with your family as a burden until you die.

>>8897927
shut up

>>8897927
Well, you don't have to live with your family.
Your parents might be nice enough to rent out an apartment for you if they have the spare money.
I doubt they would do that for you though.

>>8897929
Depressing isn't it?
I wonder if other countries treat failures better.

>>8897940
stfu you piece of shit i know your the failiure

>>8897951
That made sad.

Here's a depressing image so I can share my sadness.