/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9028057
baka westerner game, it can't be helped

>No offline single player
You're fucking joking, right?

>>>/v/
go back there faggot

Back to /v/ with you baka.

you can actually beat diablo II in a few hours.

and before THAT patch, you could reach level 99 in one week fairly easily.

>>9028067
We don't joke about how bad diablo iii is.

>>9028072
you couldn't do it legit. Anyway this is a diablo 1 vs diablo 3 comparison

It's a pretty good game, although the actual replay value is fairly short compared to D2. If 60 bucks for a solid 40 hours of co-op fun doesn't appeal to you, you might be better off with a different game.

Diablo 3... not so good.

I can't believe blizzard is actually selling items for real money.

Have these people no integrity?

>>9028074
Oh shit I'm sorry, I thought it was diablo II compared to diablo III.

It's actually pretty great. I'm more than satisfied.

>>9028101
You would be satisfied with a turd on a stick. You would be satisfied with final fantasy twelve.

>>9028080
>40 hours of co-op fun
You with your classmates from the special school?

Time taken for speed runners: 2 hours
Time taken for normal gamers to finish:4 hours
Time taken for casual gamers: 6-8 hours

40 hours is just...

>>9028101
So am I. I was very skeptical and hated everything I heard about it but caved and picked it up anyway. Maybe because I went into it expecting to hate it I am pleasantly surprised.

The atmosphere is fucked, the writing and humor are shitty, but it is a lot of fun.

>>9028110
I'm at 10 hours a little ways into act 2 and I still ended up missing some events in 1.

>>9028112
Congratulation, you are now officially a shit eating turd.

Can't say I'm surprised. What was the last game they released that was atleast decent? WC3 + TFT I think.

But Diablo 3 does have good music.

The demo AKA the "open beta" was so bad and disney that it put me off it forever. I got better things to throw money at.

>>9028116
Congratulations, you are certifiably retarded.

Offline hack version without DRM + hamachi support where?

>Diablo 1
>servers
Don't you mean server

>>9028119
Please stop, /v/ kid, you will make me upset.

I couldn't give the slightest of fucks about the "industry" or some random anon's ideas on what consitutes quality. If I have fun distracting myself for a few days I'm satisfied. Just take it easy.

>>9028122
congrats on the marriage

>>9028122
What happened in Afghanistan?

>>9028122
Aren't you getting a bit too old to be playing computer games, ZUNbar?

>>9028123
So sorry, anon.

And what was your clear time?

>>>/v/ material indeed

And PVP server will be up in 1 month, ignorant fool

>>9028131

I'll believe it when I see it. I recall Blizzard promising some features for SC2, such as a LAN version of the game for big tournaments, but never went through with that.

>>9028130
I don't suck Kotick's dick if that's what you're implying, but I've seen a lot of clear time screenshots below 4 hours in /v/ when I went to check out the spillage.

I have been on /v/ for the last few days specifically to bash this "diablo" game.

All my free time has been devoted to discussing just how bad bad this game is, and how it vomits all over my childhood. I've reached a few revelations and discovered that this may be the most objectively shit AAA game to ever exist. I don't believe that anyone could respectably hold that this game is in any way good or fun when pitted against me in an argument.

I think it's actually profound how awful this game manages to be.

It's because 95% of the people who worked on Diablo got kicked out. I think some of them ended up in the Guild Wars development team. Still all these western games belong on /v/

>>9028143
Of course it's a western game. Diablo wouldn't make sense if you were playing as a little school girl.

You need a manly warrior slaying diablo

>>9028145
>he hasn't seen Haiyore! Nyaruko-san!

I wouldn't put anything past Japan.

>>9028145
Dude, what?

>>9028145
this nigger has obviously never watched a mahou shoujo anime

Time for some Torchlight

>>9028145
Diablo is a girl now.

Why do you need to be manly to slay her?

I also heard you could stunlock her.

>takes longer than a few hours to beat

http://youtu.be/wd4xOI6lBJw

Better update your list!

>>9028150
zzzzzzzzzzzz

>>9028124
3rd party servers existed

>>9028157
Hey, the beta for II is this weekend. The first one was fun for what it was worth.

>>9028164
Open beta?
How do I get in?

Even the torchlight beta has more content than this garbage

>>9028150
Why are the characters so ugly?

>>9028173
http://www.torchlight2game.com/

>>9028177
Because they went for cartoon style.

>>9028177
It's a lot more cartoony but it's not trying to be as grimdark as Diablo although the gameplay is identical.

Haven't played beta for II. It's probably as cartoony as the first.

>pvp

Never understood the appeal in a game like this, but whatever.

>distributable attribute points and skills

Nigga, 1 didn't even have class-specific skills aside from the single one you started with. Either way, giving you choices when there is only one correct one isn't a good thing. Sirlin was right here.

>inventory management is a necessary

It's a chore and always has been.

Not saying some of the choices blizzard have made are defensible, but Diablo hasn't aged very well.

So glad I did not buy this game. Thanks op for reassuring me on this concern.

>>9028198
Diablo has aged very well. If you had said warcraft hasn't aged well, I might have agreed with you.

The atmosphere/music alone is reason to play diablo

>>9028213
Do you want me to kick your ass.

>>9028198
You need to suck kotick's dick harder anon. He isnt feeling anything right now.

>>9028208
Please take your meds.

I've been waiting for this game ever since Diablo 2 came out but I didn't buy it.

I'll admit I'm a grognard, so not being able to choose your own attributes as well as anything limiting customization over accessibility rustles my jimmies. Not being able to equip any armor/weapons you want? Why. Who is benefiting from this?

The limitations just kill me. 4 person parties, online play only, forget it.

It's fucking heartbreaking. Diablo 1 was so good...Diablo 2 is one of my favorite games of all time. Diablo 3 makes me sad. I took that casualizing shit with WoW because MMORPGs interest me and I was never really invested in Warcraft, my favorite parts were always the UMS RPG maps anyway. But Diablo...

>>9028215
I'll play torchlight 2 with you
It doesn't have the same atmosphere, but it doesn't try to be grimderp or anything.

Oh christ
I just looked up how much D3 costs, and wow, holy shit.
£45. Are you fucking kidding me.

I thought it was bad, but holy shit.

>>9028225
That's generally how much games cost.

>>9028228
No it fucking isn't
Torchlight II costs £15
D3 cost £27 a year ago for preorder.

Then again, I haven't bought any games for like 5 years.

>>9028232
>
>No it fucking isn't
>Torchlight II costs £15

Torchlight I and II do not cost full standard retail price.

>>9028232
That's how much games cost 5 years ago.

>>9028228
A man called overthegun has thoroughly spoke about how that is entirely bullshit.

I look forward to pirating D3 and playing on either 3rd party servers or with some sort of server emulation crack.

I've decided to pirate the shit out of it. I don't want to support greedy Blizzard.
I'll save my money for the future and buy two copies of Demons Souls 3 instead.

>>9028237
Is that some autist who rants about everything?

>>9028228

In Australia they try to charge anywhere from $80-$120.

The best part is if I ever do buy a game I get an American to buy it and I pay them back, instant 50% off aww yeah.

>>9028249
Can't you use ebay or something?

>>9028249
jesus christ first they censor anything that has remotely any gore now they charge shit at unreasonably high prices? the prices in america is already bullshit and absolutely uncalled for. if we got that here there would be riots.

man autralia's policies have really gone down the shitter i dont know how anyone could live there given the choice.

>>9028258
> if we got that here there would be riots.
No there wouldn't. You'd still buy the game in the millions.
Just like how game prices shot up from $20-30 to $50-60, and you didn't do shit but complain and then buy the game anyway.

Why would anyone want to play Torchlight instead of Diablo 3?

There's no real-money auction house in Torchlight. How will I make my NEET money?

>>9028259
Speak for yourself you fucking faggot. I never bought games anymore now that the prices shot up.

I just beat the game. It was catagoracily terrible. Total of 10 hours to beat co-op online. Writing is dreadful. Tropes memes and shitty deus ex everywhere. Its so predictable.

Spoilers: you can use any spell in any slot. But you have to find the cheat mode on button. I dont know why anyone would hide this feature.

I dont know why anyone would call the music good. There's like 2 songs, that get repeated the whole game.

This game ruffled my jimmies good

>>9028259
SNES games were more expensive than what we have now.

>>9028266
And yet the prices are not going down, they're staying up and sales are higher than ever.
'you' was more of a general 'you americans' rather than direct.

;_;

>>9028258

Newsflash, USA has the cheapest game prices in the world.

R rating for games here is either already through or in the works.

This is really minor shit, our 'policies' have not caused the country's economy to fall over and shit itself, so enjoy your freedom Amerfriend.

>>9028268
That's for significantly different reasons than the prices are going up today. They cost more to make.
Games today do not. The price is going up because someone wants more profit.

>>9028272
How do you actually die? Fucking noobs.

>>9028276
How despicable of them.

>>9028198
>>Sirlin was right here.

Heck no, that fighting game e-autist is never right about anything. The D3 talent/skill tree is basically the "new" WoW talent tree. It's neither anything new or revolutionary.

And that's the problem IMO: D3 is basically World of Warcraft 2.5D. I'm not sure how people can tolerate playing WoW (in any form) anymore. I know I can't.

>>9028274
dont take my comment as bashing Australia. I really feel sorry for you guys and i feel frustrated for just hearing and reading about shit like that yet you guys have to live there and just accepted with no other choice.

Not only did Diablo 3 cost $60, it cost $60 if you bought it online. That means all the money that would have went to the distributors and other people went to them also.

FUCK BLIZZARD. I WANT OLD BLIZZARD BACK

>>9028263

JEW

>>9028267
>>9028283
Basically these posts.

Diablo 3 is terrible

>>9028283
Shut up, faggot. Your opinions are worth less than anyone else. You can't even classify shit properly. D3 is not 2.5D you idiot, it's isometric. How stupid can you get?

Take this western shit to /v/,

>>9028281
Yes it is despicable and they should be brought to light and bring the prices down to how they should be.

>>9028289
>D3 is not 2.5D you idiot, it's isometric. How stupid can you get?
Do you know what context is you fucking nigger?

>>9028289
Why are you even reading !bar's posts when he hasn't played the game?

>>9028276
>games today do not [cost more to make]
you are holy fucking retarded

>>9028293
Who gives a shit what idiots try to force? Do you call AoS games MOBA as well, underaged loser?

>>9028283
congrats on the marriage

>>9028297
He's talking about the fact that they used to cost more to manufacture moron

>>9028297
holy shit you are retarded

>>9028297
I meant make physically. The data is downloaded.
It went from high paid japanese workers to chinese slaves to now just a cable.
The prices are going up even though the cost of getting the game to the door is less.

>>9028283

I can't comment, since I haven't played either of those, but on paper it still sounds like a decent idea.

As much as sperging about builds and points is enjoyable in its own sense, it's also somewhat moot when only very specific layouts work.

>>9028284

It's not really that bad. Only the 360 and 3ds are hard region locked, which means with a few exceptions importing is both cheaper than local and not a huge hassle (fuck nintendo for going backwards in locking, though).

Steam is getting worse with publishers hopping on the region pricing bullshit bandwagon, but I have a few friends who can help out there.

Of course it is more expensive, they have to get a server up just for people to play SINGLE PLAYER.
fucking stupid.
Bring back offline play and LAN.
Seriously I am mad, in the future we wouldnt be able to play any game without internet even if it is single player. Fuck DRM and blizzard.

>>9028104
I liked the lincence system.

>>9028310
God forbid a company doesn't want their game to get pirated.

>>9028304

Keep in mind development costs have ballooned this last generation or two.

Sales are also way up, so claims either way should be taken with a grain of salt.

Look at all the babies getting upset. Why don't you play real games?

>>9028314
Blizzard has come a long way from allowing and encouraging you to install multiple copies of the same game so you can play with your friends.

>>9028314
Dont start this shit.

>>9028315
Please review your post and realize how silly it makes you look.

>>9028314
Google "spawn copy" and get educated, you fucking underaged kid.

>>9028315
No one wants to play Call of Duty with you.

>>9028314
I pirated Touhou.
I also bought Touhou CDs later.
Your point?
And I am gonna pirate D3 and play it on a pirated server later. It is not gonna stop any piracy.

>>9028322
Please take a look at this thread. The first post is enough.

>>9028313
Development costs have ballooned, but only for high profile titles. Gone are the days where games are made by 2-3 guys in a room punching out sprites and code. It's all spent on graphics and player testing.
Where did gameplay go? Oh right, the playtesters got all of that. We just get the distilled remains of a game that's been played to death by other people and polished so much that there's no game left.

>>9028314
Let's just conclude that DRM doesn't actually stop pirates and leave it at that.

>>9028058
lol noob this thread has 100+ replies

>>9028323

Two floors of the dungeon! It's fucking nothing!

I have no idea if blizz released a demo for D3 (aside from the betas), but the concept of spawn copies is terribly outdated now that bandwidth is sufficient to suck down whole games, let alone small parts of them.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>9028337
> concept of spawn copies
>bandwidth
Just fucking google it you full retard. You don't even know what spawn copy is for.

Reimu, being a shrine maiden of considerable power I would guess she possesses some intrinsic purity in regards to most things, likely that her anus is clean and lacks of hair judging from the rest of the body.

Marisa, a tough case, she's known for taking baths while reading though I can't remember this source specifically. However if one assumes Marisa has a diet that consists primarily of mushrooms then she has very good fiber intake which would make sure her poops and subsequent wipes are in the lighter side. So relatively clean I would guess. Ass hair presence however is a mystery. If one considers her rivalry with Reimu then Marisa might have a habit of shaving her body just to keep up, but verifying this is impossible.

Rumia, somewhat similar to a roaming hungry beast, she most likely eats a lot and she can't see very well due to her ever present darkness that only goes away on red moons. Most likely never wipes or not well enough due to not being able to see in the dark. Entire butt most likely covered in fecal matter.

Daiyousei and Cirno, being fairies which lack most biological needs they probably need not ever poop or sweat nor have any of the more disgusting biological functions of a regular human body. So it is very likely they have neat and tidy anuses.

Hong Meiling, stands outside of a gate most of the day so she only has the opportunity to poop and wash in the mornings or night. If she does both daily then it would be wisest to poop first and take a bath afterwards. Assuming most days it isn't very hot due to the heat mitigating nature of the Misty Lake and that Meiling sleeps most of the time, she quite possibly won't get very hot or sweaty as well. So most of the time it is likely she has a clean anus.

>>9028340
If you have something you want to say then say it.

>>9028345
Can I, I mean would you let me suck your cock?

>>9028345
You're an idiot and if there's one thing I want to tell you, it's that stop talking about shit that you don't understand. It makes you look like a fucking autistic retard.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>9028340

I did. Let's see.

>This version of the game allows access to only the first two areas of the dungeon, and locks out two of the three playable classes and many of the NPC townsfolk. It is playable in both single- and multi-player with those restrictions.

Oh, I misread. Bit less than half the game then, if I'm reading that correctly. It still seems mostly analogous to a demo.

>>9028347
You didn't need to beat around the bush for that one.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>9028353
THE CONCEPT.

WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF SPAWN COPY.

YOU FUCKING RETARD.

HOW DID YOU PASS HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH.

Koakuma, a minor demon, the fecal specifics of demonic beings are not that known I would fathom. Finding information on this is also rather difficult as any attempts at investigating just brings up the shit demon from Dogma. However demons aren't very known for decent anything so there's a decent chance that Koakuma isn't very decent at the wiping thing, however her summoner, Patchouli, probably made her start doing it once she summoned her and bound her to her service. How well she does it now depends on how long she's been in service now and has been acclimated to more proper habits. So anus cleanliness is a function of how long she's been in Patchouli's service.

Patchouli, if one assumes she skips out on eating then it's also likely she doesn't poop that much either. Patchouli also has mentions of waterproofing books and reading them in the bath as well so it's known she bathes. Thinking about it, Marisa most likely gets her bath reading books from Patchouli. Skinny anemic Patchouli would most likely have a clean anus, but she probably wouldn't put any effort towards shaving it so there's a good chance of it being hairy.

Sakuya, she has all the time in the world and she uses it. Her personal hygiene is most likely perfect befitting her status as a perfect maid. She probably even shaves her anus using her own knives.

Post Masterwork Bastard Sword. I saw one drop earlier and thought of /jp/.

Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times.

This is tanasinn

Remilia, a vampire which has a diet consisting mostly of blood and cake, blood contains many elements that can't go through the urinary tract and no fiber, cake also lacks fiber. Remilia most likely has very thin waterish poops similar to diarrhea. Waterish diarrhea however is also one of the easiest poops to clean after. There's also a chance that Sakuya helps wipe Remilia however even Remilia would have too much pride for that, but considering the fact that Sakuya can freeze time, Sakuya might just wipe and shave Remilia's anus for the hell of it.

Flandre, has the same diet as Remilia so the same applies, however she spends her time entirely in the basement. Does it have a bathroom down there and does she know how to wipe? If they lock her up there and the only time Sakuya comes down is to bring food then there's a good chance Flandre is self reliant for hygienical matters. However Flandre has the advantage of being able to duplicate herself. This could possibly result in a situation where she splits into four and stands around in a circle where each Flandre wipes another Flandre's butt, even shave possibly. Anus cleanliness depends on Flandre's concerns on the matter personally.

>>9028356
Stop sperging out.

>>9028348
>>9028357
this thread is going places

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

Spamming threads is SO 2010

Letty Whiterock, something one would have to factor in considerably is the fact she manages to hibernate throughout seasons spring through fall and only awakens in the summer. This would mean she would have the metabolic abilities of a bear and be able to develop a fetal plug for the entirety she is sleeping. She would however have to poop this fetal plug out every winter once she wakes up. I can imagine Cirno visiting every time Letty wakes up while Letty is having her yearly super shit. might be why she finds Cirno annoying. I imagine Letty would have bodily functions and abilities similar to that of a black bear. During the period before hibernation, bears stop eating for those few days and lose activity until they eventually decide to start hibernating. Bears are pretty amazing for being able to stay in a period of doing absolutely nothing for so long without dying. Letty even more so for doing it about 3 times as long. So during a good portion of the year Letty is perfectly free of most of the biological functions the body performs normally. So during non winter seasons her anus is probably pretty clean from lack of pooping and sweating as she sleeps if she washes up well before entering hibernation. However we don't know how well she washes up during winter. I searched up bear hygiene habits, but could not find anything regarding them so I am at a loss for Letty's hygienic habits. For anus hairiness, hair growth is faster in summer and slower in winter, since Letty is entirely inactive during every season but winter, her anus hair most likely grows unchecked so it's probably quite hairy.

Nazrin, a rat youkai, I ended up reading some rat dietary information pages for this. Apparently most rats are lactose intolerant and cheese gives them runny stool. They are also incapable of burping or vomiting. If one assumes Nazrin favors cheese then there's a good chance it gives her the runs a lot. This makes it so she probably has to go to the bathroom more than normal. Doing more research and rat cleaning habits and it turns out they're very habitual groomers. Apparently in groups if a rat doesn't groom itself properly, other rats will pin that rat down and do the grooming themselves. Apparently this high importance on grooming is a show of dominance and since Nazrin appears to be the leader of her rats one should assume she places high importance on the act herself. She shows herself as a responsible person as well even being more professional than her superior, Shou. Anus cleanliness is probably fairly high despite the fact she probably gets the runs more often than not due to a like for cheese.

>>9028369
>>9028367
>>9028363
Dude, didn't you hear, spamming threads isn't cool anymore.

>>9028364
Stop being retarded.

Oh wait you can't.

>>9028356

>There are several purposes for a spawn installation, including but not limited to creating added value by allowing the owner of the game to experience the multiplayer mode with friends and demonstrating the game to more potential buyers.

It allows you to play multiplayer with your friend and try it out, I get that.

There are games with multiplayer demos too, you know.

If there's something I'm missing here, stop screaming and explain what it is. If it's the scope of the 'demo', then whatever.

If it's blizzard being jews and not offering some sort of multiplayer demo, then ok.

Kogasa, an umbrella youkai, yeah, I can't really figure out the pooping habits of an umbrella so all I have to go on is Kogasa's personality and the fact her umbrella is based off eggplants. Eggplants are high in fiber content, but just because it's her umbrella color doesn't mean Kogasa eats it all the time however. Might even creep her out possibly. So we have no real idea about her diet. However if we consider the fact she's an item that goes without an owner we can possibly assume she does not receive maintenance or cleaning. Meaning her anus is relatively unkempt. She also likes surprising people and farting can be a very surprising act. However she's not very good at surprising people so she may not know this. Overall anus is probably uncleaned and unshaven. If somebody takes good care of the umbrella portion though then the human portion might change to reflect that. So if you're of the belief that Sanae has taken Kogasa as her own umbrella and takes proper care of it then there's a good chance Kogasa's anus is clean now. Battered too, if you're also of the belief Sanae is a sadist.

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because tanasinn

Ichirin, pretty damn human in appearance and ability it looks like really, I also can't understand her connection to her legend that well either other than being a messenger who uses clouds. Her ability is use of Unzan so I take that as meaning she just uses Unzan for a lot of shit. Including cleaning her shit quite possibly. Since Unzan is a cloud with amorphous form that means he can get every last bit and even function as an enema quite possibly. Ichirin's anus is quite clean if she's willing to use Unzan for that purpose.

Unzan, he is a cloud, he doesn't even have an anus.

Murasa, the ghost of a drowned ship captain. As a ghost she probably gets a free pass to this pooping thing, however for this analysis we will assume she does so anyways. Murasa likes scooping water and flinging it so if she were to poop, there is a good chance of her splashing water onto her anus like a bidet. Anus is likely higher than average in cleanliness if she does poop. However she might do this anyways even without pooping so spotless anus if she doesn't poop.

>>9028380
You buy 1COPY of the game.
Install the game on 4PCs.
Setup LAN, be a host, get the other 3people to join the game. Full game with all the features.
Have fun.
No server bullshit. No stupid errorr.
Not only have they gone backward but people still pay for all these shit DRMs.

Shou, a tiger youkai that worships Bishamonten, a difficult analysis, but it seems tigers groom well and poop in water when they get the chance. Her worship of Bishamonten provides no insight into her pooping habits sadly. If we were to assume Nazrin as the dominant one in their relationship, there is a good chance Nazrin would clean Shou by force if Shou slacks on such matters. Reading up Shou's backstory however it seems after Byakuren was sealed that Shou maintained a facade as a human for a very long time as a disciple of Bishamonten. That means she's used to the way of human pooping and cleaning. However taking into account her loss of her most prized and important possession she's also considered clumsy and forgetful, but that's what Nazrin is there for. So she likely keeps good care of her anus and in the event she forgets, Nazrin does so for her.

Byakuren, a Bhuddist monk, there's really not much to theorize. One would assume normal human pooping habits and cleaning with the regularity and discipline of a monk. Since she was one to keep up pretenses there's a chance she didn't even fart in public and avoided rude behavior in general.

Nue, the poop of the Nue is unknown. Her anus is as well. It could appear positively spotless to some and absolutely disgusting to others. One might not even realize Nue's poop is poop.

>>9028397

>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-

Chen, a nekomata in shikigami service. Chen hates water, but is a cat. Cats are normally clean enough to poop where it's better for them to poop like litterboxes so she probably goes to the toilet. However, she hates water, not only as a cat, but as a shikigami as well. This means she probably showers or bathes not all that much. Wiping works well enough to get rid of the shit on your anus, but not even the most thorough of wiping will make sure to get rid of all the shit on your anus after a poop. It takes water and soap to make sure that not a trace of shit remains. Chen's anus is probably wiped regularly after poops, but still not all that clean due to the fact Chen rarely bathes or showers. Not only her anus will not be that clean, but her entire body as well. Unless Ran makes sure Chen washes up then Chen's probably very smelly.

Alice, a magician who resides in the Forest of Magic. Alice most likely holds herself up to standards based on her peers. Patchouli shouldn't be too hard to be more clean than as Patchouli is perfectly fine smelling of patchouli. However if Marisa holds herself to standards of being as clean as Reimu at least then Alice will most likely be at those standards as well to not fall behind Marisa in terms of cleanliness. It'd be pretty shameful to lose out to a human in both magic and hygiene so as long as Marisa keeps herself clean then Alice will likely keep herself clean as well. However even if Marisa were a filthy girl, Alice would probably clean well anyways to not be grouped in with that "magic hobo who lives in the forest". So Alice would probably have a clean anus. If Alice likes the smooth form of her dolls' bodies, there's also a good chance she shaves down there as well.

The Prismrivers, poltergeist musicians. As ghosts, they get a free pass on this. And honestly, I know so little about them relevant to this subject I couldn't make an analysis even if I tried.

Youmu, half-ghost swordsman. Her human half is most definitely biological to some degree. So her pooping and cleaning habits should be somewhat normal. However, her ghost half can make things more interesting. It has been shown to be able to function as a spectral duplicate of herself. This means that Youmu's ghost half is somewhat amorphous and able to take on other shapes. It would be able to help her wipe in its duplicate form, but in amorphous forms in general it would be capable of doing anything Unzan can do. Which can include anal scraping and enemas. Thinking about it, another possibility would be swallowing it and then letting it clean your intestines as it goes through your body. I should've thought about the possibilities more when I was still on Ichirin. Thinking about it, unlike Unzan, Myon wouldn't even need to be swallowed as it's a ghost and can simply go spectral through Youmu's body. This can be incredibly helpful if Youmu's suffering some constipation and needs help pushing it out. Depending on Youmu's use of her ghost half, her anus and intestines in general can be very clean. Also if Youmu enjoys her work as a gardener there's a good chance she trims away whatever hair grows down below.

Yuyuko, a hungry ghost, eating so much that if she did poop then there would be no toilet that could possibly survive. The food she eats seems to go into the void however. As a ghost she eats needlessly. So wasteful. Good chance she doesn't poop at all. However if she does then her anus is most likely wrecked from her number 2 sessions.

>>9028394

I'm not reading anywhere that it's the full game, but yeah, your point is understood now.

Ran, a fox youkai and a shikigami. Specifically a kitsune meaning she has 9 tails. This is the crux of the matter. This would make sitting on a toilet near impossible the normal way. Meaning she would have to sit in reverse on toilets. As a shikigami, she would also be averse to washing with water as well. Wiping would also be pretty difficult as her tails in the way. This would make cleaning up nightmarish for Ran. As well as expensive considering all the tail fur she would need to wash. Thinking about it, she would possibly be even less hygienic than Chen. Unwiped anus, tail closest to ass somewhat stained, doesn't bathe or shower. Thinking about it logically, she would be quite filthy. Especially her anus. And even if hair didn't grow on her anus, it would still most likely be covered in fallen off tail fur most of the time.

Yukari, gap youkai that controls boundaries. Taking her powers to the logical extreme, she would be able to simply gap out her shit into the void. However, assuming she likes the act of squeezing through gaps, she might shit for the hell of it just to feel her shit squezing out her anus and asscheeks. For wiping, she could manipulate the boundary of clean and not clean or the boundary between shit and her asscheeks. There's a lot of ways she could do it really. Her entire physical form is modifiable by this power if you word it to use the word boundary. Yukari's anus would be as clean and smooth as she wills it.

Suika, an oni with the stereotypical alcohol indulgence. Alcohol can have quite a few effects on the intestines and pooping due to being a toxin, but Suika is an oni so it should be assumed her intestines would have no problem with it. The thing to examine is Suika's manipulation of Density. By manipulating density, it would be possible to condense all her shit into one supershit. This could quite possibly allow her to not poop for even centuries or perhaps forever depending on how well she can condense her shit. It could also be a measure of her strength with the determiner being how heavy this superdense supershit gets before Suika is incapable of moving her ass normally. If Suika also keeps the supershit solid enough so that it is perfectly solid and manage to push it out with her supernatural strength, then it is possible for herself to give dry shits through use of her density manipulation and oni strength. Depending on how long Suika's density manipulation lasts, the poop might also be entirely odorless if not allowed to part itself in anyway. Suika's anus is quite possibly shitfree and not even remotely smelling of shit no matter when her last shit was. Other things to consider are Suika's mini-duplicates and mistform. Suika can disperse the entirety of herself into mist, clothes and all. She could quite possibly disperse herself into mist, leave out any shit mist particles and reform in shit free form. If she's willing to large form herself and create mini-duplicates, she could create an anal spelunker team to head into her own ass. For what purpose, I don't know, as her anus should be pretty clean from the other methods already.

>>9028424
MODS PLEASE BAN THIS STUPID FUCKER

>>9028430
Why don't you ban yourself?

Wriggle, searching for nightbug pooping habits and diets bring up nothing relevant, just articles on Wriggle and bats. Incapable of determining pooping habits or anus cleanliness sadly.

Mystia, a night sparrow youkai. Night sparrow does not seem to be any actual species of sparrow as far as I can tell. So I can't find information to specific, however sparrows in general bathe. Using dust and snow even when water is unavailable. A sparrow's diet mostly consists of seeds, but Mystia probably has grilled eel as a part of her diet as well. If she keeps seeds as a large enough part of her diet then she should have decent fiber intake, but since she's human sized now, she's probably a bit deficient and eats mostly grilled eel for her diet. Sparrows are social bathers as well apparently bathing in up to groups of 100, they also preen together and sing together after baths apparently. A hot spring with a 100 sparrow youkai like Mystia bathing, cleaning, and singing together would be quite the sight. Due to being a bird youkai, it has to be wondered if she possesses a cloaca or a vagina and anus. Assuming a vagina and anus, then Mystia should have a fairly kept well anus as she seems very civilized for a beast youkai. Even having her own stand for selling grilled eel. If she is capable of setting up a stand, procuring tools for grilling eel, and eel itself, then wiping shouldn't be that much harder. However if we assume cloaca, then that would mean she has no control whatsoever over when she poops as a cloaca lacks any ability to hold it in, which is one of the reasons birds poop everywhere. So she would need a diaper her crotch area would quite possibly be shitty most of the time. However at that point we can't say if her anus is clean or not since she doesn't have one.

>>9028430
MODS PLEASE BAN THIS STUPID FUCKER

>>9028430
stay mad homie

>>9028434
>>9028438
>supporting someone spamming
Enjoy your ban

>>9028440

>>9028289
Look up what an isometric viewpoint means in the context of video games before you start acting like a meanie.

>>9028294
I beat the nerd open demo beta like no one's business dude. That disney skeleton boss didn't know what hit him.

>>9028315
>>Look at all the babies getting upset. Why don't you play real games?

Who needs video games with intricate storylines, beautiful multi-disc sountracks, or fun, unique gameplay anyways? Let's just grind for hats and then sell them in the in-game auction houses.

>>9028441
This thread does not belong on this board. Its belongs on >>>/v/ or possibly >>>/vg/

The op has yet to delete this thread so he is just as at fault

Keine, a school teacher and were-hakutaku. As a school teacher, and a strict one at that she would probably keep her anus in very good condition. Whether she keeps a literal stick up her butt is something her student may wonder about however. However, on full moons, Keine turns into a hakutaku and hangs out in the woods. The closest thing the hakutaku can be compared to is the cow which will be used as the basis for this analysis. Cows do not clean themselves at all. They also slightly poop into their own vaginas without a care apparently as well. If we go by common assumption that Ex-Keine is more bestial in nature, she might not bother to wipe entirely if she's in this state. She possibly wouldn't even care if some of it got on her legs or feet as well. She would probably wipe and shower once she returned to normal, but for the small time every full moon between the period she poops and the full moon ends her ass is most likely entirely unwiped and covered in shit. Anus is most likely clean for all periods besides that however. Anus is shockingly dirty during the aforementioned period however. She might not poop at all during full moons however as when you poop isn't set in stone. She might have even obtained a habit of pooping beforehand and not eating if this actually does happen to reduce the chance of herself pooping during that time. I imagine when Keine first contracted lycanthropy, she must've been absolutely ashamed when this first happened, coming back to her normal sense while having a shit covered ass and legs. However, if we consider a Keine proud of her other side, then she might not be that entirely repulsed by her own shit. How she views shit after that first time would determine her anus cleanliness of today. She could've even possibly have erased the history of it. However it most likely did happen.

>>9028444
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>>9028363
as far as i remember, ass hair doesn't grow until puberty like pubic hair, so prepubescent vampires wouldn't have to shave since they don't have anything there yet.

>>9028452
u mad bro?

>>9028457
>bro
LOL, GUYS, LOOK AT THIS NERD TRYING TO LOOK COOL. ONLY NERDS SAY OUTDATED STUFF LIKE 'BRO' AND THINK IT'S LIKE THEY'RE REALLY IN THE COOL GUYS CLUB TOO.

>>9028457

>>9028452
>>>/l/ made me mad

>>9028465
Are you frustrated buddy?

>>9028483
nope, just making fun of these pathetic nerds who try so desperately to belong to the crowd of cool, successful guys.

>>9028500

>>9028500
i dont see why you are so mad about bro

>>9028507
but i said i'm not mad, u need to lrn2read, man.

see what i did there? it's man, not bro. :D

>>9028514
yeah ok but why are you mad bro

>>9028516
Sounds to me like you're mad for being called out by him. You keep on repeating the same catchphrase over and over.

>>9028452
Dudebro there is no /l/ since forever on 4chan bro, I think you may need to find another word for belong, bro.
Maybe
>>>/b/
>>>/e/
>>>/lang/
…Although I guess that it sticks out like a sore thumb for multiple reasons, misspelling being one of them.

>>9028528

>>9028525
i dont see why you are geting mad about bro

>>9028531
why u mad bro?

>>9028534
why u mad dude?

>>9028545
why u mad pal?

>>9028547
why u mad nigga?

>>9028187
I don't get you guys. You whine that diablo 3 is too cartoony, but then you go play torchlight, a game made by the old diablo development team, and praise it for being cartoony.

>>9028554
why u mad comrade?

>>9028557
why u mad son?

>>9028559
why u mad cousin?

>>9028560
See what we've all become
Together we are one

>>9028560
The problem is not that Diablo is too cartoony for our grimdark tastes. It's that Diablo has a grimdark setting and it isn't appropriate for it to have cartoon art.

The cartoon stuff is fine if it isn't Diablo.

>>9028566
why u mad girl?

>>9028572
why u mad sensei?

>>9028576
why u mad autist?

>>9028597
why u mad retard?

>>9028456
I read the first book of the Anita Blake series.
She described a 1000 year 12 year old vampire girl.
White hair some children have when they're still young.
Half grown breasts.
Small.
Perfect face.

I cried when she got killed.
She got first shot in the chest a few times when she got hysteric they killed her 600 year old human lover (no time to explain).
Then Anita picked up a sword, tried to chop offher head, her head was only still stuck on her body by skin that kept it from falling on the ground.
Then she pierced her heart with the sword.

>>9028602
why u mad bitch?

>>9028611
why u mad friend?

>>9028348
>Reimu
Just like everything she doesn't even have to try.
She probably doesn't even have to shit because she has been gifted by Zun (In some folklore called God, or Allah)

>>9028614
why u mad fair maiden?

>>9028627
why u mad brethren?

>>9028609
The main chick, Anita also gets 9 lovers in the end...

>>9028632
why u mad tiger?

>>9028645
why you mad slugger?

>>9028652
why u mad pony?

That list in the OP is the dumbest thing I've ever laid my eyes upon.

>>9028656
why u mad chinamen?

>>9028662
why u mad boy?

>>9028682
why u mad ganon?

>>9028690
why u mad silly?

>>9028702
why u mad muffin?

>Buying this DRM-infested piece of shit

HAHAHAHA

>>9028704
why u mad desu?

>>9028704
why u mad berserker?

Just got to inferno, fucking yellow zombie in the dank cellar in act 1 has half the HP of hell diablo (1 mil)

>>9028436
I'm reading this thread for this series of posts only. God this is awesome...

>>9028827
I have the rest saved in a picture if you like

>>9028945

>>9028945>>9028949
Let me express my love and admiration for you, my friend.