/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9107174
I working online turning captcha's to text for a database, probably for something nefarious but it nets me a few cents per entry.

>>9107204
/jp/: enabling crime by bitcoin mining and spam with captcha filling
you are the scum of the earth and you are not going to be allowed in gensokyo

>>9107204
How much do you make for lets say a day of work, can I get in on this?

I make money fucking old ladies. It's pretty sweet, once you get past the initial disgust.
I just convinced one of my clients (she's a turbo slut and I make her pay premium) to kick her son out of her basement so we can use it as a "dungeon" of sorts. LOL.

>>9107263

Super cool story bro

>>9107242
85 cents per 1000 captchas.

>>9107272
Buttravaged to hell and back hohohoho

>>9107174
I'm unemployed. The state is checking on me on a regular basis to see if I continue to be incapable of working and in need of unemployment benefit or if I somehow and suddenly got better.

>>9107174
I am parking enforcement, pays pretty good for a single person with only a few financial obligations. Being in shape is somewhat necessary I walk about 15-20k a day at work.

I became an escort.

>>9107546
no you fucking did not

>>9107547

B-but I did!

Want to hire me/

>>9107556
>>>/soc/

link the thred tho

make with hi /jp/ pic w/ timestamp

>>9107556
What are your fees. Are you a hot trap?

>>9107556
you did not, you attention-seeking nobody.

I work as a graphic artist of a small time software company. I do mostly pixel art for simple video games, it's easy and I don't even have to leave my room.

>>9107204
do you sometimes fill in fake ones? like, with misplaced letters or replacing words with loli?

>>9107204
>a few cents per entry

more like a few cents per hundred entries

you're either slav or desperate

Look up "Data entry" jobs. If you're fast at typing (and you probably are if you spend all your time on the computer), you could get a decent job with no education requirements whatsoever.

>/jp/ - Career Counseling

SSI.

>>9107681
I also sell dime bags.

I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.

>>9107734
>cocaine accessories
What, like T-shirts with cocaine slogans? Pendants with a razor blade & rolled up piece of paper motif? Bracelets with the cocaine street prices from all important American cities etched into the inside?

>>9107786
5/10 for effort!

I'm going to get kicked from my job in a month.
It will be nice browsing /jp/ 24/7 again but I'm going to need money too.

>>9107863
Try signing up with the FBI as an undercover online agent with your base of operations being /jp/. Just report a couple of shitposters from time to time and they'll be happy and pay you some 5 digits per month.
Everybody knows 4chan is evil and needs to be kept under close observation.

I need a job for the summer or I'm going to bump myself off. I wish it wouldnt come to that since I have so much manga and plastic crap and nobody to give it to.

>>9107892
Saten would not want you to kill your self.

Want to restore America to its former glory?
Vote Romney 2012.

odesk...

/thread

I'm working as a bartender friday, saturday and sunday nights while studying at day

luckily i can make $300 to $450 a week. Before finishing uni i cal live with that

I clean my house and my dad gives me money.

doing translation to foreigners and tourists on weekends
they give huge tips and laugh at my accent

I'll be a doujin game developer, but if I fail I'll probably sail for the seven seas.

The only thing I'm sure is that I will not be a 25 years old neet living with parents, no way.

I get money from the US Gov't for being disabled

In the 3 years i've been on it, they checked in on me once.

I also buy and resell drugs from silkroad.

Work in a gas station, the work is shit and the pay too.

>>9108178
you still have some mental barrier that are not yours in origin
overcome them, fool

>>9108178
That's my dream too, except the part of going outside if I fail. I'm working with Corona sdk so I can sell my game to hipsters. What's your plan? I wish you luck I'm 29 and I still live with my parents.

>>9108178
>The only thing I'm sure is that I will not be a 25 years old neet living with parents, no way.

I said the same thing, and yet here I am. Life is terrible.

I make my money through the exploitation of the proletariat.

I got an idea, I'll write a light novel series about little girls making love to each other.
You guys would buy that right?

>>9109393
I would buy it and distribute it over the net for free, using my assembly skills to reverse engineer it if there was some of DRM.

>>9108953
>I also buy and resell drugs from silkroad.
Isn't that pretty fucking dangerous?

Autism bucks is the best way.
Small scale internet businesses can do surprisingly well though to supplement that.

>>9109408
>light novel
>reverse engineer
How high are you?

I have my own semi-porn site like Next Door Nikki and Teen Tiffany that I do all by myself. I do pretty much everything but vaginal insertion, the worst I've done so far is an anal vibrator up my ass. I only make 3-$400 a week but it pays the bills. I'm actually amazed sites like mine get traffic what with all the free porn on the internet.

I would say the site name but I don't feel like getting banned for advertising and refreshing my IP.

>>9109470
I just realized he was talking about light novel and not actually a visual novel. Well, I'd scan it and distribute anyway. Fuck copyright.

>>9109488
>freetard

>>9109486
Dude if I see that pic one more time.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/OSkQ3WdcDUOsQSWeDStNNw

>>9109486
Women sure have it easy ;_;.

>>9109502

>>9109486
So you're still a virgin?

>>9109486
>I do pretty much everything but vaginal insertion
why? Isn't that the whole point of looking at a porn site? Also anal is worse than vaginal. Why do yo think it's more pure? Anal is for loose women who can't feel dicks in their pussies anymore.

>>9109508
I am now after realizing I've see that one 50 times before too.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/PXsnbY0J2X_asLgUBdXvJw

>>9109525
Well, my hymen is still there and I haven't done anything sexual with a guy so I guess. I don't really feel like a virgin after shoving a vibrator in my ass, though.

>>9109530
I don't think it's more pure, it's just that I think I would lose traffic if I broke my hymen is all. It creates suspense for when/if I actually do it so people keep coming back.

>>9109486
Don't be a cunt. Post that shit.

>>9109554
Fuckin cockblocker

>>9109550
So he uses a picture to identify himself and you use a trip, same thing.

>>9109550
Stop stalking me, pervert.

>>9109550
congrats on the marriage

>>9109557
She can't post it for two reasons.

One - She's a man.
Two - It doesn't exist.

>>9109565
Yeah but he's a troll and I'm not.

>>9109584
congrats on the marriage

``Zunbar, one of the best, if not THE best poster on /jp/''
　　　　　　　　　－Zunbar, veteran anime shitposter, 2012

>>9109554
>Well, my hymen is still there and I haven't done anything sexual with a guy so I guess.
> I meet random men on craigslist and end up meeting them to suck their dicks and letting them fuck me, I think that is what love is.

shitposting troll a shit

>>9109591
wat

>>9109602
stop bullying the almighty zunbar

i know u gay for his 9 inch dick

FAGET

>>9109567
I'll kick your ass, nerdo:

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/Rkm8VE2OuxpaC1RTvpOciA

>>9109613
Filename

>>9109613
I don't remember every saying or doing that, but if it's in green text who am I to argue?

>>9109613
I don't remember ever saying or doing that, but if it's in green text who am I to argue?

>>9109619
>I'll kick your ass

Zunbar is so alpha he makes my dick hard as hell.

congrats on the shitposts, motherfucker ass cunts.

>>9109619
congrats on the marriage

>>9109678
Reminds me of my home planet Le Reddit.

Le sigh....

>>9107174

Test engineer for F5. Love it.

>>9109678
epic gif!
i lol'd and posted it on my tumblr :)

I work for the Inferno organization.

I make my money being an asshole to others (police). I feel bad knowing I am making someones day horrible but then I remember I have been treated like shit my whole life and I feel a little bit better about it.

>>9109678
Bump, so that everybody see that.

>>9109770

le lol my le friend. le le le le le?

(le P.S. le le le.)

>>9109678
1. Nice.
2. Epic.
3. I like it.

>>9107930
Is this legit?

Get an apartment first off! Then get a room-mate, someone you trust. Then work at a store you would fell comfortable at! Like I would work at a gaming store since i know a lot about the products!

I own Ceed&Wrack INC.

I work as a janitor at a school, you get to work all alone and usually they dont even check to see if you're doing actual work. It's pretty cool.

>>9110249
But what about all the kids who mock you?

>>9109488
>copyright
what's wrong with someone wanting to keep creative control over his content to himself?

are you some fat fanfic writer girl who's mad she can't write gay porn of someone's characters and have it auto recognized as canon?

>>9110249
I work as a janitor at an imageboard, you get to work all alone and usually they dont even check to see if you're doing actual work. It's pretty cool.

Software developer in training. It's funny how different sitting at a computer for hours at work is from doing the same at home. The former seems to always be either boring or stressful with nothing in between.

I think I'd be better off as a farmer, fisher, ranger or something like that. But what I'm doing right now is easy money, so I'll stick with it for a while. Once I've saved about 50k, I'm going to quit work anyway.