/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'll get my coat

I'm glad, I wish I could get out of this shithole.

Moot doing his bi-annual pandering to the retards on 4chan.

Be right there. Time to have another epic raid.

how cum he always goes to /a/?

delete this thread

>>9120830

Those where the kids are and the people that give him attention.

>>9120830
He's still buttdevastated over the last time he came here.

>>9120830
he would get his noob ass owned in /jp/ fo real

how desperate can you get

If moot does come back to /jp/ again it will be to ask why we aren't hard at work at producing hilarious rage comics and memes that he can exploit in his name on Reddit.

God I hate moot he is a shit

Can you name all the people that fled to /a/ after they got trolled into the STRATOSPHERE by /jp/?

I can't. There's too many.

I wanna ask him about /kr/ but it would hurt my feelings if he ignored me so I won't.

>>9120848
the infinite stratosphere right

Who would take care of 4chan if moot died?

>>9120852
Me.

That thread will condense our shitposters for a couple of minutes, thanks moot.

I still prefer /jp/'s dry posting style to /a/'s overall childlike tone. It's too bad you guys never talk about anything new, though.

>>9120852
We'd all just move to the next biggest chan.

Not like there's anything super special or unique about this place other than "it's the biggest."

>>9120840
http://archive.foolz.us/a/search/tripcode/!!8eF6CGNIpsC%20/type/posts/order/asc/
Why is it that usually only the newest of their tripfags are vocal enough to come here to express their butthurt.

So what is he talking about anyway? Is he spamming some video he found or throwing out a old and unfunny catchphrase?

It must be nice knowing that you can attention whore yourself to your fill whenever you want on your site and still be an uninteresting asshole.

>>9120865
It's something like Q&A, except he only answers idiotic questions.

>>9120861
Iz dat f00lz? nigga u gay.

>>9120867

"whats your favorite anime"

>>9120840
I've been on /a/ and /jp/ since 05.

In 2012, /jp/ is cooler.

We have a collective mindset that is so blatant but subtle that all the new people who visit just go into their WHAT IS THIS BOARD ABOUT?

I DON'T GET WHY EVERYONE SAGES

WHY DO YOU HAVE SPOILERS IF YOU JUST TELL ME TO FUCK OFF

WHAT KIND OF BIRD COOKS SPAGHETTI?

WHAT DOES ONION SMUGGLING HAVE TO DO WITH TOUHOU?

Go watch your anime, it'll be okay.

>>9120875

If it did I would not use it and just create my own.

>>9120873
wow calm down

do you really think he'll delete /jp/ just because some fag says so

>>9120869
Thank God warosu doesn't archive /a/

>>>/a/66742455
wuld u let him

>>9120879

Hilarious. What a funny guy, what a crowd pleaser. Oh man, that moot sure knows how to raise the roof.

>>9120883
i'm HELLa exaggerating, dude

I told him to ban finnish IPs
Don't worry guys I'm going to use that faggot to save /jp/

>>9120850
Yup.

>>9120890
well that's the point, there's no need to make a thread like this just because of one post on /a/

oh wait, this is what /jp/ is about amirite

>>9120888
He was trying to get dubs, too. He's so silly!

>>9120899
You shouldn't ask to be a janitor when you act like that. What makes you think you're qualified?

>>9120904
It's funny because his trip is faggot.

I just took a look at that thread and consequently am now fully convinced that 90% of the population of /a/ is 12 year olds now.

>>9120904
Keep up the good work.

>>9120911
I'm surprised you didn't know that, yet.

>>9120897

Zunbar I love you but now is not the time to do this. There is a perfectly good anime off topic thread on the front page of /jp/ just for you.

>>9120908
at this point a single janitor could help /v/ immensely
almost any kind of janitor

>>9120919

I don't follow current 4chan events or statistics. I come to 4chan to post on /jp/

>>9120908
An aspiring young trip user, a master of sarcasm, wit and 4chan politics. And according to his latest update, a /v/irgin no less.

I say he's qualified.

>>9120925
I guess you're right. Even Chris-chan would make a good janitor there.

I apologize, that was a bad joke.

>>9120924
Light novel girls belong to us, dude.

Seriously I kick /a/'s ass. I'm tired of them stealing our girls and our memes.

>>9120938
Can you even beat up /a/? I mean, do you even lift?

>>9120925

But that's where all the hilarious Reddit memes come from. You don't want to ruin 4chans image do you?

>>9120925
wtH are you talking about lol

Is he gone yet? I don't feel comfortable and can't take it easy knowing his pasty and jew ass is lurking around creating trouble

>>9120947

Zunbar will fuck you up. This should have been made clear to you the last time he sent your ass packing.

>>9120938
>>9120947
Isn't ZUN!bar a veteran?

>>9120934
ouch

am I really that 'subhuman' to you?
guess I shouldn't mess around with demigods.

>>9120975
So is Chisame and look at how skinny he is.

>>9120986
I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.
Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

>>9120947
zun!bar is the lifter of /jp/
he squats your 1rep for warmup

>>9120986
Please don't speak in that manner. It makes me feel bad.

This thread is for Zunbar. I proclaim it now in his name and honor. Lets talk about Zunbar.

Oh look, a thread about my shitposting on /a/.

Figures you nerds would notice the one time I leave /jp/ and pull me back in.

>>9120997
>degree's
Get a load of this grammarless-o-matic

>>9120997
I'm not going to do any of that

Just going to be skeptical about those achievements.
You sound like a really cool person if those were true, and would have absolutely no reason to actually look down on people except if you were an extreme asshat.

>>9121013
Do you think ZUN!Bar is cute?

>>9121019
>>9121016
Lurk more fagglets, that's an old /jp/ copypasta. Get back to /a/ or something.

>>9121024
I really missed you, please stop going there.

>>9121029
I was skeptical.

I'm sorry!!

>>9121028

I think he is exceptionally cute but strong at the same time. The perfect and ideal man.

>>9121036
Why are you being humble all of a sudden? You were being a prick up there.

>>9121029
Old? Looks like it's only a year and a half old, with the majority of reposts being in 2012. I haven't seen it before in any case.

>>9121032
Nobody tells me what to do.

I'm a bad boy that follows my own rules and don't take no guff from no one.

>>9121055
Aren't you that ``I can't read the most basic Japanese'' guy?

>>9121043
b-but you guys were picking on me

The shitposts will run brown in the streets.

I swear to god.

I'm that ricin gas guy from the other thread. I'll fucking do it.

>>9121084

True

>>9121074
Just fuck off alread.

>>9121067
Do I look like a fucking weeaboo faggot to you?

I don't need to learn a dying language so I can read some shitty porn games written by hack writers who couldn't make it as real authors.

/jp/ has better anime threads than /a/

>>9121074
Well, you were kind of asking for it.

>>9121087
/jp/ owns /a/ at everrything, basically.

>>9121082
okay

>>9121094
I am not that mad at you anymore. I thought I'd tell you before you left.

>>9121099
yea you too

>>9121108
I don't really care at this point.

I am going to shitpost my way through the rest of the thread. I hope you guys don't mind.

>>9121084
Usually anime threads in /a/ are "wich <insert anime name> wuld u fuk"
Here it only happens with touhou threads.

>>9121111
Quads has spoken, everyone leave this thread.

I swear to god I will do some shit if moot deletes this board or lets some nazi pencildick mod it. I have been lurking in chat since '08. I have got *information*.

No joke though, this really is my only place.

>I've had the privilege of chatting with and meeting a lot of great people from 4chan over the past 8.5 years, and lost touch with many.
>If we used to chat/hang, drop me a line at moot@4chan.org. And if we haven't, feel free to say hi.

Moot confirmed for being alone at the top.

>>9121124

Not going to happen.

>>9121127
Sounds like he's gonna off himself tonight.

Good riddance.

But being serious he has no real reason to delete this board and he can't find a reason to. Despite all of the problems /jp/ has it's still a totally functioning board and community and he knows perfectly well that if he did delete it would just spill right back into /a/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIUeK23F_pA

This is as good of a thread as any

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THIS SONG IS IT'S DRIVING ME MAD

Id be okay with that. Touhou Hijacks would return.

>>9121152
Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin.

Wow, that thread is awful.

Wow, there's a lot of /jp/ running around in that thread. And it's also awful.

Wow, this thread is also awful.

Truly life is suffering.

>>9121162

>>9121189
It seems like an impossible feat, but I think his opinion of /jp/ might actually have gone down after going through that thread.

>>9121202
He is just fucking with you, the song is called wan wan oh!

>>9121152
I can't even make out the lyrics. All I got was "I never will forget you."

>>9121152
Google doesn't turn up anything with the lyrics.

>>9121214
Like a minute in there's a part where the japs shut up for a while and you get a verse of it

>>9121152
How goofy can you be nerd.

The chorus literally repeats the name of the song over and over.

>>9121335

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJJygSSUnJE

DREAM CITY DREAM CITY DREAM CITY

>>9121144
He even said in thread he is lonely.

>>9121341

We aren't talking about that anymore.

>>9121344
What are we talking about kiddo?

Poor moot, anytime he posts it just turns into a huge shitfest.
No wonder he wants friends to talk with normally. ;_;

>>9121361

Music thanks to our pal Zunbar

>>9121361
you're mum