/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You can hump your bed, it even makes you impotent

I'm confused. Are you what?

You can always put something up your ass, like my cock, dude.

I would love to be a girl and get a big male pit bull or other large dog, and get hot dickings anytime I want it.

>>9263598
You want to know what it's like to be the little girl eh? I will be that boyfriend for you.

>>9263612
I'm male

>>9263598
If you want a nice dicking you should have just asked. Plenty of people here would be willing to make you into that little girl you've always wanted to be.

May Saten guide my cock into you someday.

I like hot guys sorry /jp/ hope you understand.

>>>/cgl/
They can help you there with your question.

>>9263652
Well fuck you then.

Why don't I have a younger brother?

;_;

>>9263662
Because probably you would rape him.

>>9263652
That is okay i understand that you may find the male gender attractive.

I am female and I don't fap. I am pure.

>>9263680
Glad you understand Saten anon

>>9263675
I'm sure that is not real!
>>9263662
I wish i had a younger brother as well.
For non-lewd reasons that is. It would just be nice to have someone to spend christmas and birthdays with.

>>9263675
Is this some sort of fan girls role playing?

>>9263675
>I'm 16 and I'm way more mature than you are
I hate it when kids say this.

>>9263681
That makes two of us *whips out dick*

DSFARGEG

>>9263675
>implying it would be rape

I put some lotion on a countertop, press my dick down on it and fuck.

>>9263675
Did Edgeworth also rape his brother?

Have you not yet learned the art of HANDS FREE FAPPING???

I am disappoint, /jp/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s025uO5a1eVq

sound related, it's a master at work.

>>9263675
shyeeeet, that guy's facebook is a cheesy drama show.

If female genitals are as sensitive as I've been led to believe they are, humping objects sounds extremely painful.

>>9263675
Is this real? He is pretty ballsy to not deny fugging his brother and saying that he wanted it.

>>9263675
That's fake.

>>9263799
Try humping something with your balls and see if it hurts.

>>9263608
I would do that if I didn't have to constantly go outside to take it for walks.

>>9263786
Try this instead..
http://www.megafileupload.com/en/file/358512/CWS-with-slurps-mp3.html

>>9263847

Alright, now we're upping the ante a little bit!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S1SkXZIGbs

While viewing this image:

>>9263886
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww why are women so gross????? post a cute boy please

>>9263893

What are you, the king of ten-year old boy ass?
Quit fruiting up the boards, faggot!

That feel when you search shota and someone just uploaded 3 pages of fat not cute shota, like the guy from that angry girl screenshot show.

That isn't a nice feel at all.

>>9263886
Why is Flonne such a skank?

It's not that easy. Females doesn't work the same as males in terms of sexual shit. i.e you wont feel shit unless you stimulate your clit with a vibrator.

>>9263934

"Thanks to you're flatness, I've become better."

http://youtu.be/i9cAbzxrWbw

>>9263886
>americans clapping to erovoice

>>9263939
But how can someone state facts about the pleasure difference between the sexes when they can only be an authority on one sex?

>Americans don't use the word 'ante'

Where does this "Americans clap" rubbish emanate from? I'm British (from Newcastle-on-Tyne) and I'm currently in Belgium.

>>9263954
btw im a girl

And I dont masturbate. Ever. It's shitty as fuck.

>>9263963
I am a boy. If you don't masturbate because it's shitty, perhaps you'd like to have intercourse with me?

>>9263974
Like I'd do it with a neckbeard with a needle dick, no thanks.

>>9263963
Eh, really? If I don't masturbate regularly I'll orgasm to the point of pain when I go to sleep. It's annoying because masturbating takes too much effort.

>>9263628
>>9263622
>>9263608
honestly....am on /jp...what's the point....

>>9263960
It started as Americans apparently clapping after movies end, when the people who created the movie are not there to receive the applause, so it makes no sense.

I have no idea whether Americans actually do this. /v/ and other boards quickly turned it into Americans clapping at anything, but especially after performing stereotypically American activities like tipping, going to church, saying grace and purchasing a gun.

>>9263980
That's good, because I always make sure to shave my neck. Where shall we meet up?

>>9263960
Because he's actually clapping.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D9Zx6zvzuM

>>9263994

Shite, he's the most brilliant American I have heard of as of yet!

I was under the impression that this actually WASN'T nyanners, but was that just her spreading the rumour to save face? I know she did another cover with the same tune...

>>9264061
What the fugg are you on about

>>9263985
I don't watch that many movies, but I've probably seen at least a few dozen in my life (in the U.S.) and I've never seen anyone clap at the end.