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Are cats easy to house train? They have litterboxes, but do they know how to use them and shit?

>>>/an/

>>9339946
Even the stray in my garage knows how to use a litterbox.

I have hamsters!

>>9339946
Cats know instinctively to use them, I've never owned a cat that wasn't potty trained immediately.

I used to have a cat, he wasn't very nice. I just wanted to hold him for a long time, but after a few minutes he always left.
I have a dog now, and she even lets me use her as a hug pillow, and sometimes I let her fall asleep on me, although she is kind of heavy. Not only that, but since dogs are bigger you can play rough and wrestle with them, and they never leave if you try to just hold them. So obedient~

>>9339946
It worked with my cat, I just put him on the litterbox once and he just knew how to use it forever after that, but I need to keep the bathroom door always open. With the dog, I have a thing called a wee wee pad that she poops and pees on, although I had to train her from puppy to use it.

>>9339946

Of course. Cats are smart. Using litterbox is kantan desu.

My dad bred exotic animals and sold them to zoos. They were fucking terrors. I can't even stand domesticated animals now.
Something interesting: he stole two bear cubs from a zoo in Kentucky and tried to bring them back to his enclosure in his car. They woke up in the back of the car at a hotel and escaped. One of them is still in the Nashville zoo from when it was captured by rangers. The other one's fate remains unknown.

>>9339992
What the hell. What other kinds of animals did he breed?

I would like a cat...but I'm very allergic to them. It's not fair!

>>9340009

Whatever the zoos wanted: macaws, African Greys, white swans (exotic/colorful birds in general were in demand always.) Sugar gliders were popular. Every now and then he would buy a breeding pair of something dangerous, eg. large cats, but they were kept in an enclosure so there's unfortunately no interesting stories about them.

I kinda wish i had a dog, dogs always seem very social and happy~
Cats are a bit to anti-social for my taste.

>>9339992
>They woke up in the back of the car at a hotel and escaped.
wwww crazy

I have a cat. He's nice to have around when I'm feeling lonely but on the other hand, it's really annoying how he's pushy about wanting food or to go outside when I just want to lay in bed all day

>>9340032
>Cats are a bit to anti-social for my taste.
Story of my Cat.
I just want a warm fluffy animal to keep me company, why must my cat be such a hikki, she refuses to stay near anyone for more than a minute.

I want a kitty, they don't seem to be much trouble.

>>9340032
Animals have personalities too.
Some are assholes and some are really nice.
Saying stuff like "dogs are social and cats are egoistic" is silly

>>9340032

I wish pet girls existed.

>>9340087
If you treat your cat with kindness you will eventually be rewarded by her turning into a catgirl.

>>9340078
Not him but it does to some degree apply to most cats and dogs, its their nature after all. Dogs being group animals where as cats are anti social by nature.

Obviously some cats can still be very social and some dogs rather anti social, although that would be rare id imagine

>>9340078
True enough.
>>9340087
Pet girls would be.. Interesting.

>>9340098
Cats are by no means "anti social". It's just that when it comes to survival it's every cat for themselves. They even have communal meeting grounds.

>>9340113
Pet girls will never happen. Ever.

Because the female race would have a fit if they could be replaced that easily with a lovable loyal creature that does not demand anything in return but your company and basic care.

>>9340144
That is also true!

Cats are nice... as long as they doN't get fleas. Fleas are hell, trust me. So

house cats > cats that go outside

>>9340166
>Anonymous of Germany

You realize there was a pretty famous Anonymous of Germany, right? You can't be an attention whoring pseudonymfag and copy the name of someone more well-known than you.

>>9340166
>implying implications

Bullshit, I've got 6 cats living in the backyard and they don't get jack shit.

i have a samoyed. he's an angel. i honestly think he doesn't have a single flaw.


pic related for how the breed looks like. it's not mine. mine is cuter, he has a puppy face.

>>9340144

Pet men will never happen. Ever.

Because the male race would have a fit if they could be replaced that easily wit ha lovable loyal creature that does not demand anything in return but your company and basic care.

Id get a cat but they make houses smell weird and leave hair.

>>9340327

>>9340327
I want to be a petboy.
I think I've seen pictures of someone getting dogears through surgery but it was cruel and I still would be 3D

>>9340345

EPIC image macro! Kool /b/ pic :D!

>>9340350

meido pls

File the ban request.

>>9340384

goddanmit

>>9340166
you do realize there are flea control meds for cats, right?

I have a black cat. Also my roommate decided to bring their black dog from their moms house without telling us first. At least it's well trained, but the thing is fluffy as hell and I'm waiting for the shedding disaster to begin.

Pic related, my cat and my Rumia shuushuuroku

>>9340363

You have no reason at all for having a trip. You don't even have a gimmick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

More like having a cat who spends his free time sitting on your keyboard

>>9340412

Yes I know. But it's still hell if you get fleas, the meds don't just instantly kill them all, you have to clean a lot etc. etc.
I know what I'm talking about, a friend's cat got fleas and he didn't notice it right away and now he has to clean every day and they're still not gone.

>>9340196
Long time no see. That's me, compare tripcodes if you want.

One day I will own a black female cat and it will be called Bernkastel and it will love me.

>>9340454

Damn. That sounds a lot like me, even.

Cats are better than dogs.

my cat is a fucking retard bitch who cums on me and it stinks
I no like :(

No, pets are too much work for me.

>>9340470
Welcome back, bro

I had a fat, fluffy cat that spent the majority of her time chilling in my room. Despite her large mass she would often jump onto my lap and stay there for hours. She'd sleep on my bed and by the time I would wake up I'd find myself pushed into a corner, with her hogging the center of the bed. Unfortunately, a couple months ago she became ill.

Now we only have one cat. He speeds back and forth through the house and doesn't like to be kept in a room, so he doesn't hang out with me like my other cat did.

I used to have two guinea pigs, but one died some days ago.

My cat spends all of his time not outside keeping me company. He likes to sleep by my computer chair or just lay there, when I go lay on bed he might come lay on my chest or lay by my feet. He doesn't hang out with anyone besides me, why do Cat's lives have to be shorter than humans?

My cat is a shedding monster. Her fur would literally never stop falling off in droves no matter how much I brush her. She's still as fluffy as ever, I'd imagine she'd be bald by now.

My cat killed a bird and put it under my desk. He also saved the house from burning down by coming outside and letting me know there was smoke from when I left a pot on the stove for too long. He would purr every time I picked him up. He would let me use him as a pillow while I just listened to him purr. His name was Tiger and he was the best cat. I also had another cat named Comet. She was a little prissy cat who would run away from me if I tried to go up and pet her sometimes. Other times she would lay in my lap or on my bed and I would pet her. She was the cutest cat. I would talk to her and after I finished my sentence she would meow in a cute way. "That's a good Comet-kitty!". "Rrrmeow!". I loved them both but I moved away to boarding school, then my parents divorced and sold the house, giving the cats away in the process.

>>9340819
That's really sad anon, I hope they both went to good owners.

>>9340819

;_;

I've had a few cats. I don't mind them being somewhat antisocial (I can hardly criticize them for something i exhibit myself!). However, my current cat is extremely social... to a degree which occasionally surprises me. He sleeps at my feet when I'm at the computer (I've never before had a cat that would sleep where there was a possibility of being trodden upon), noses his way under the covers to sleep with me at night, runs to greet me when I come home from work, talks to me (seriously, he must be part siamese or something, he's so chatty)... He even pulled out a bunch of his fur when I left him alone for a long weekend once. It's pretty cute.

I like cats, just because they are cold and aloof. It's like having a kuudere girlfriend, which most of you dream of.
>>9340115
What do you reckon they talk about during those meetings?

wich cat wud u fuk

FUCK animals. They are dumb are fuck, you can't have meaningful relationships with those turbotards.

>>9343989

But I can't have a meaningful relationship with a human either

It's one of my silly fantasies that one day my cat will turn into a cute girl and thank me for how well I've been treating her. Nothing lewd, of course.

>>9344008
You can't honestly tell me that if your cat turned into a cute girl your first thoughts beyond the initial shock wouldn't be lewd.

I can sense your lewdness from here.

>>9344008
Is this what people think when they make children?

>>9344035
That the child will one day grow up and thank their parents? Probably.

Yes.

I used to have a cat then it continually ran outside when people would open the door and its basically ran away from me. I haven't even seen it since I haven't been outside for over a month. I hope hes alright but he did ditch me for no reason. Maybe even my cat thought I was a loser.

>>9344234
I don't think cats are capable of thinking like that.

Having a bunch of these would be hilarious.

>>9340472
this is my sincerest wish, too.

a black cat, and I would tie a blue ribbon on its tail.
and it would make my life miserable

>>9340087
They do, but you'd never be able to afford one.

One cat at my parents' house. My family calls him the $6 Million Cat because of all the surgery he's needed (neutering, broken leg, one eye removal due to cancer, and what amounts to sex change surgery to help with all his digestive & urinary tract problems), he's terrified of almost everything he encounters, and he's getting incontinent in his old age, but damned if he's not the sweetest obese one-eyed coward you've ever met.

>>9349495
That's sweet. Some of the people I've met would rather give the cat away or put it down than to pay for its medical costs. It really makes me wonder why they want a pet if they don't even want to help it out in times of need.

There's a frog that likes to climb into my socks when they're drying outside. Does that count?

>>9344159

>>9349531
wow your camera is the biggest piece of shit i have seen

>>9349531
give him the sock

>>9349547
It's an iPhone, so I know. Also, I was leaning out of a window.

>>9349553
Already did it.

>>9344159
Is your poster Totori?