/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9419314
Refuse.

(B) Refuse

(A) ACCEPT

(B)-Refuse

(C) "You bet your ass, hand over that plate and let's party!"

Captcha: didor barbarities

i want to accept, but i am afraid that my tiny human penis cannot possibly satisfy an oni ;_;

but i alredy have a 2hu gf.

You selected (B) Refuse.

"Nah I'm good but thanks anyway." You reply.

Yuugi looks disappointed and gazes at you meekly. "Aw man, come on" she insists.

You find it difficult to argue with this logic, and oblige her request. "Alright sure" you tell her.

"Alright but do you have a condom??" she asks.

You pull one out of your wallet and she holds out her hand, begging you to hand it over. You think this is suspicious for some reason and hesitate briefly, thinking this situation might turn itself around on you in a big way; you shrug this feeling off and, already erect, you pull your pants down so she can put the condom on for you.

Yuugi spreads her gaping maw out in front of you, and you think to yourself, "YES! I'm finally not going to get fucked in the ass this time." You penetrate her, but that's when you realize she's still holding the wrapped condom.

"Joke's on you faggot HAHAHAHAH" Yuugi says. She does a powerful keggle, flexing her vaginal walls as tightly as her oni muscles will allow. Your dick pops inside of her like a water balloon. The pain is otherworldly.

As you slump to the ground in agony, Yuugi casts a magic spell, and her clitoris swells up into the size and shape of a penis. "It's a good thing you had one of these, I wouldn't want you to catch my gonorrhea" she says, slipping the condom over her erect member.

Yuugi fucks you in the ass until she cums, then goes back to lifting weights.

THE END

(A) Say yes, please!

I don't get it

No horn-fuck?. Lame.

(C) Push her on the bed and flip up her skirt revealing the unseen mystery beneath, then proceed to suffocate yourself giving her oral sex until she forces you to put your dick in her, and which leads to romantic kissing and cuddling at the end.

(D) Bitchslap her, grab her horn and feel up her skirt, forcing her to throw you against the wall, and impress her by standing up again to the point that she's dripping wet and ready for your babies. Then proceed to get loved tenderly.

(C) if we were just dating, and (D) if we were in a relationship.

>>9419346
She is beckoning you with her finger, not intimidating you because of the size of your penis.

>CYOA thread
They stopped banning for this shit?

>>9419777
They stopped because the board hasn't had a significant number of them floating around in ages, so nobody cares anymore.

(A) はい、お願いします。私は最善を尽くします！

>>9419769
Well I am not advocate for hitting a woman and I am not a sadist, but we all know that Yuugi is somewhat into being thrown around or at least being man handled so that a dominance like fetish is established between her and her lover.

With that said I would have to choose option D.)
This would lead to a permeant relation with Yuugi and I would plan on giving myself to only one person in marriage.

Doujin links?
I read all the ones at eXhentai already and moe-us doesn't feature Yuugi lol haha

>>9419368

Lacks the punch of "you stop crying".

>>9419919
>lol haha
lmbo I kno rite =)

>>9420113
Please don't make fun of him he has disabilities

You selected (A) Say yes, please!
Ok I'm not good at scripting please someone do that one.

Imagine that you are having to deal with some asshole in a troublesome situation, you just don't want to be there. The asshole starts shouting and being aggressive. Of course, you could kick his ass but it would get you out of breath and warm.

Then all of a sudden, Yuugi comes over to you and smiles and then grabs the guy talking shit and forces her fingers in his mouth, he struggles but it's futile. She opens his mouth like it was a packet of peanuts and rips off his jaw and kills him.

She turns back to you and says "Let's go home". Feeling in shock, she picks you up effortlessly and carries you home.

Would it make you uncomfortable, feeling utterly emasculated? Would you be able to accept that she's the one who will take care of you?

>>9420176

Feeling uncomfortable about being carried off and taken home by an ogre is a perfectly natural reaction.

I tell her Oh my god thanks for that hot as HELL drunk blond h0mu picture! I'm adding it to my pixiv bookmarks.

(B) Refuse; laugh it off and pretend she was joking

"ha ha... yeah. Well I'll see you later"
highschool all over again

>>9420222
That picture makes me think about Yuugi with grotesque large and hairy feet.

Yuugi isn't some brute! She's just a fun-loving oni with a rocking body.

I think patchy's CYOA was better.

>>9420310
Too manly!

>>9420310

As an oni, being a brute and being the elegant and just queen of the mountain are not even remotely mutually exclusive things.

>>9420318

What was the opening line?

(C) SHOUT AND PUNCH HER IN THE FACE

NGAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Then pretend to be dead, I heard onis hardly rape dead bodies for more than 4 hours.

>>9420310
Oh god..
I want to run my hands all over her abs, then lick her arms. Then have my head be cradled in her soft breasts while sitting on her muscular leg, as her strong hands play with my girly penis and ass.

Imagine cuddling up with that big slab of muscle

unironic 2hu fug thread oh my

>>9420393
>>>/a/

>>9420397
>>//fanfiction.net//

Refuse, it's considered rape in america if you have sex with a drunk girl even if she says it's okay before, during, and after.

>>9420422
I don't get it. WHY are you bitching about /jp/ talking about /jp/ things? Don't like, don't read.

>>9420428
Let him sperg. Ignore and enjoy

>>9420428

>>9420362

You could put it that way, but hopefully whoever told you that also mentioned how oni are carnivores.

>>9420345
What the hell is wrong with Seiga's hand?

>>9420439
If that post were in effect, it'd still be stickied.

>>9420439
Since when has not roleplaying been roleplaying?

>>9420443

Dislocation caused by excessive stretching while wall gazing?

Being a hermit is hard on the body.

>>9420443
Her palm looks weird at first but it makes sense, kind of.

>>9420462
2 left hands?

>>9420462
It still looks weird.

>>9420470
Pffffff, stop trolling. But I can't make my little finger bend at the knuckle like that.

You selected (A) Say yes, please!

"Yes, please!" you say.

She suddenly lunges at you, and pins you to the floor. She exhales a havey breath....steamy, hot with the scent of sake riding on it. Her hair has fallen down framing the sides her face with gold slightly all the while tickling your face.....

A deeply unpleasant croak rises from her stomach and escapes her her luscious red lips, a trickle of bile spills out from her mouth as the effects of excess exert it's toll on her body. You try to writhe your way from under her but her oppressive weight pins you down, even as her eyes glaze over drunkenly while convulsions wrack her belly.

Over and over she heaves "HURK HURK HURK" as her svelte form clenches and squeezes the poison out from her, frantic you kick and yelp trying to get away from the inevitable but you are far too weak to resist and she too far gone to notice you there anymore.

>>9420513
With one more guttural sound she heaves out her guts onto your cringing face, pungent and hot acids sting your eyes painfully. Torrents of rejected sake, half digested food and gastric lining wash your face in great shuddering tides punctuated with coughs and sobs. You open your mouth to scream and are rewarded with the indescribably foul taste of her issue, trapped under her frame as you are you are forced to endure unable to spit it out (for fear of catching a fresh batch) and unwilling to swallow it.

Your hair caked, your lips sticky, the bedsheets sodden, the pillow saturated, even your ears trickle with a sample of Yuugi's puke. With one final splurt she spits out a chunk of stomach lining onto your cheek, then passes out into unconsciousness still clinging to you.

Tears of misery cut two clean lines through the mess on your face.

THE END

>>9420113
>>9420124
I wasn't sure if they were making fun of me or not, but thanks.

>>9420513
>>9420518

Ah, there she goes.

The valkyries would laugh their asses off all the way up to Valhalla.

>>9420513
>>9420518
So, anyone did fuck in the end.....

>>9420513
>>9420518
Hmeh....
Should have known better
What would the morning entail?
You would probably get washed that night after she drunkenly wobbles, tosses, and turns in the night and then get it on that upcoming morning once she realizes what she did to you.

No way Yuugi was in that touhou cosplay porno.
She better have not been.
SO nasty