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9739621 No.9739621 [Reply] [Original]

What do you do?

>> No.9739627

ask if she's up for some glopping

>> No.9739626

i fuck u're mom LOL

>> No.9739630

No thanks, I'm not a fat nerd who plays those sorts of games.

>> No.9739632

>>9739630

why do you want to help perpetuate dumb stereotypes

even if you're being ironic

>> No.9739640

I accept

But I don't what I am accepting..I'm doing for you Asuna

>> No.9739639

There's only two answers to this question, accept or decline.

Why the fuck would you make a thread to see if people would answer a yes or no question? Are you fucking stupid OP? Fuck off.

>> No.9739646

>>9739640
Stop posting in /jp/ you shithead.

>> No.9739649

I wonder how that video game lingo managed to get there. It's just too autistic, even for me.

>> No.9739651

>>9739621
Obviously I join her party. Grinding xp is much easier in a group. Especially when you're flirting with her in tells.

>> No.9739656

>>9739646

Fuck off

>> No.9739658

page asuna "hey babe ill treat u like gold"
Your pager beeps. She must be busy.

>> No.9739665

So, is this Sion's latest girl or something?

>> No.9739661

>>9739656
Shut your fucking face you fucking loser.

>> No.9739663

>>9739661

Shut up fucking asshole

>> No.9739667

>>9739663
Make me you piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.9739669

Piss my pants. Why is a cute 2D girl talking to stupid old me?

>> No.9739674

>>9739667

Blablabla

Get the fuck out little bastard

>> No.9739684

>>9739674
Cut your life into pieces you twink faggot cocksucker.

>> No.9739687
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>>9739665
She's not a part of Sionmoe

>> No.9739691

>>9739684

Stop posting in /jp/ you shithead.

>> No.9739689

>>9739665
She has no tits, so it's not Sion.

>> No.9739693

>>9739691
Shut the fuck up already you fucking retard.

>> No.9739701

>>9739621
fucking casuals they can't even talk straight I'm here you damn bitch why are you using this social networking bullshit oh god I wish I could hate you to death you are the reason I can't stand normalfags I bet you have twitter and two facebook accounts as well you social butterfly piece of crap I hope that shit shorts and explode ruining your hands forever what are you looking at you want some I'll throw you down and rape you bitch you don't know who the fuck are you messing with your stupid fake invite I know you are going to cancel as soon as I press ok you just want to humiliate me but I'm not a stupid bimbo bitch and I won't fall for that so you can just curl up in a corner and die you fucking disgrace of a human being

Y-you too...

>> No.9739700
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>>9739693
>>9739691
>>9739684
>>9739674
>>9739667
>>9739663
>>9739661
>>9739656
>>9739646
Guys, please stop the bully language.

>> No.9739707

>>9739700
Go to your room you fucking loser.

>> No.9739708

>>9739700

She started

That fucking little bitch

>> No.9739717

>>9739621

Hey look, more preteen faggots coming to /jp/ and posting shit anime. GREAT JOB! Hey kid, wanna make mommy proud? KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID LONELY FAGGOT!

>> No.9739718

>>9739708
Don't call Remilia a little bitch you retarded loser.

>> No.9739723

>>9739717
Shut your fucking face, tryhard.

>> No.9739728
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9739728

Stop bullying each other, you guys.

>> No.9739729

Enough with the ableism. People with mental retardation are not just some tool for your insults. You lot are the most privileged group of people on this website.

>> No.9739737

nigger

>> No.9739730

>>9739718

I wa talking about that fucker not about Remilia you idiot piece of shit

>> No.9739738

>>9739730
Shut your face and go fuck yourself you backpedaling tryhard wannabe.

>> No.9739747

>>9739738

Why don't you just die you useless stupid fucker?

>> No.9739749

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.9739756

>>9739747
Because if I did then your slutty fucking stupid mom would get lonely you retarded needle dick prick.

>> No.9739757

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>> No.9739763

>>9739756

Nobody cares,die

>> No.9739764

>>9739749
Do you think zun!bar would like posting SAO if he were still alive?

He probably would post the girls and some video game text.

>> No.9739770

>>9739763
Then that means you're a nobody because you're a fucking carebear wimp you fucking nobody.

>> No.9739774

>>9739764
Wait, what? ZUN!bar died?

>> No.9739777

>>9739770

Bravo bravissimo

Your mother iis proud of you in hell

Cut this shit and get the fuck out

>> No.9739782

>>9739777
Get the fuck off my face and just shut the fuck up, shitface.

>> No.9739790

>>9739782

I don't fucking care about what you write,cut off your hands and die,you have broken the balls

>> No.9739798

>>9739790
You're damn right I broke your balls you fucking coward shitbreathing cum muncher.

>> No.9739804

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.9739807

>>9739798

Your father is a coward son of a bitch

>> No.9739821

>>9739807
Your face is constantly smeared with camel shit you towel headed mudslim arab failure go blow yourself up for your gay god allah and his fancy twink whore mohammed.

>> No.9739827

>>9739821

I'm going to rape to death all of your family,bye stupid son of a bitch

>> No.9739833

goldmine this shit lowtax

>> No.9739836

Decline.
My performance drops greatly whenever I'm in a party with <5 people.

>> No.9739839

>>9739827
You're running already because you're a fucking retarded nigger who loses arguments constantly with your piss poor insults so fucking kill yourself your shitty loser.

>> No.9739849

Decline. She reminds me too much of a girl I knew in high school, would not fuck.

>> No.9739862

>>9739849
Why didn't you marry that girl if she's so perfect?

>> No.9739870

>>9739849
Was she also crazily in love with you too? Or was she crazy for a real black-clad badass that wasn't you?

>> No.9739876

BUMP~

>> No.9739885

>>9739839
You fucking piece of shit, you think you're all that? You think you're intimidating anyone behind your little fucking monitor in the safety of your piece-of-shit home? Think again, asshole. You're just nothing, you bitch. You're entire life is one giant shit being flushed down the toilet. You are fucking nothing. You are less than the shit that my fucking dog makes in the backyard, you bitch. If there was contest to get the biggest pile of shit, you would be the grand fucking champion. You should kill yourself knowing how pathetic you really are. Just kill yourself, faggot.

>> No.9739890

Toasting in an epic bread :D XD

>> No.9739892

>>9739885
Shut the fuck you fucking loser.

>> No.9739901

>>9739862
I didn't like her very much. She was one of those girls who you can tell only talk to people out of pity and then make fun of people later on when alone with friends. She had an aura to her that said "You should be proud to have the privilege to speak to someone as kind and beautiful as me." Being around people like that is pretty uncomfortable.

I was especially annoyed when she kept on coming over to me with her friends and trying to comfort me after my mom died, but I was still nice to her, just in case she wasn't just doing those things for her own satisfaction.

>> No.9739910

>>9739901

'i am a shit person so everyone else is too'

>> No.9739911

>>9739901
Asuna isn't like that. Asuna is a perfect virgin maiden who is as strong as she is ladylike, gentle and kind. The similarities probably only end in looks.

>> No.9739926

>>9739910
Who are you quoting

>> No.9739920
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>>9739911

>> No.9739936

>>9739920
What's your point? She made love with the person she loves and is married to.

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>>9739926

>> No.9739962

>>9739920
http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Sword_Art_Online:Volume_1
( ._.)

>> No.9739968

>>9739962
Stop emoting.

>> No.9740001

>>9739968
(´・ω・`)

>> No.9740008
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>>9739804
>gorilla warfare
still crack up whenever i read this, i always imagine a bunch of gorillas acting retarded and pounding each other over the head or something

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>>9739968
Are you new to 4chan or something? ┐('~`;)┌

>> No.9740020

>>9740016
>>9740001
Stop emoting ironically,

>> No.9740034

>>9740020
キタ━━━ヽ(∀゚ )人(゚∀゚)人( ゚∀)ノ━━━ !!!

>> No.9740038

>>9740020
Omg (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Im Anonymous and I absolutely luuuv ಠ_ృ Fourchan ( ゚ 3゚)~♪ and my fav is the anime and yuri boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot waifu illya!! キタ━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━━ OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN moe IN PERSON!!! Supa moe desu!!!!!!!! キタ━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━━ッ!

When I walked onto Tokyo street looked up and saw&ILLYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! キタ━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━━ッ!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA MOE ILLYA-CHAN!!!!! I yelled then she turned tsuntsun then deredere!!

she looked at me (。◕‿‿◕。) and then he saw how hot I am ( ≖‿≖) she grabbed my hand and let me knead her delicious flat chest (´・ω・)つ|・・|then pulled me behind a coffee shop ( ̄へ ̄) and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SNOW!!! RLY!! (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ( ̄へ ̄) (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ キタ━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━━ッ then I saw some baka fat bastard watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! ( ̄へ ̄); OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY GIRL WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TAIGA CAUSE ILLYA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! ಠ_ృ then illya held me close (。◕‿‿◕。) and said she would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! she let me knead her again!!!!!!! ** (´・ω・)つ|・・| then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became holy grails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! キタ━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━━ッ

>> No.9740072

>>9740020
Lighten up dude ( ̄~ ̄;)

>> No.9740081
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9740081

"y dont u hav any armor or weapons equip? r you even trying to play this game srsly? PM me if you wanna raid, otheriwise no"

>> No.9740127

>>9740020
Stop playing board police.

>> No.9740134

>>9740127
He is just trying to protect the board from the scum of the earth.

>> No.9740147

>>9740134
Says the person who bumps great threads like this with great posts.

>> No.9740143

>>9740134
You mean he's trying to mold the board to suit his personal preferences.

>> No.9740154

Accept, why not? It's not like I have any friends, and questing / grinding together is always more fun.

Haven't watched or read sword art online, but if I can attack other players freely, then obviously backstab her once we are done so that I can take her gear to either equip or sell.

If you can't take gear, then just add friend and say let's do this again sometime.

>> No.9740171

>>9740154
Check out this nerd, he's actually addressing the OP instead of shitposting with the rest of us.
Why u so gay, dude?

>> No.9740204

>>9740171
I am already shitposting by replying.

I don't need to metashitpost like I'm doing now.

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>>9739689
Actually she does but I'm not gonna watch that shitty show for her

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>>9739621

Turn her down and group with one of the lolis instead.

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