/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>noodle hotdog
Ewww.

Japanese people have no idea what they're doing as far as curry goes. They think any spicy "Indian" sauce is curry.

ONLY TRUE RANKING:

1. HAMBURGER STEAK
+plenty of protein
+few carbs, very healthy and nutritious
-likely not top quality meat
-could be undercooked, increasing likelihood of disease
2. OMELETTO
+LOVE
+plenty of proteins, healthy
-not very filling
-likely lots of fat as well
3. KARE RAISU
+tastes good
+some nutritional value
-white rice
-amount likely insufficient to make you full
4. OBENTO
+made by childhood friend
+looks pretty filling
-tons of white rice (carbs)
-poor nutritional value
5. PIZZA HAT
+tastes okay
+filling and likely has enough proteins and carbs and shit
-junk food
-unhealthy
6. ONIGIRI
+looks cute
-poor nutritional value
-not filling
-white rice
7. TOAST
+looks cute if you're a cute girl with it in your mouth
-it's fucking toast

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9001. NOODLE HOTDOG
-ISHYGDDT

>>9749061
what's an onigairy?

>donut

Ingenious gag, ★★★★☆

>>9749061
Shit, I forgot the fucking keeki.

6.5 CAKE
+it's cake
+strawberry on top
-sugar
-don't eat cake you fatty

BUT it's in first place if you are a cute girl.

>>9749061
why didn't you '-white rice' to the rice omelette? there's rice in there nerd

you dont know shit about food

>>9749089
How would you know that is a rice omelette you fucker? Is there rice poking out of the top? There could be anything in there.

What about Meat Bread?

hi where are the burger :DDDDDD

bento

>>9749094
fucking ew man that straight up looks like shit with maggots in it

>>9749099
It's Japanese, they put rice in everything. Inside that Pizza Hut™ box is a rice pizza.

>>9749133
No it doesn't.

>>9749099
all omelettes in nippon have rice

i mean thats the only way they could eat it

>>9749002
If all of my omelettes had Love heart on them, I would probably eat them a lot more.

Curry rice is best though.

i like protein because i lift..so hamburger steak

toast because teh rei

noodle hotdog is pretty shitty...although the mystery sausage I ate at Sanja Matsuri at Asakusa was the worst

>>9749089
Actually Japanese omelettes use fried rice.

>>9749207
yeah, it's not white anymore because it was fried

>>9749207
whats the difference, fired rice is just white rice cooked differently with some little more ingridients

>>9749208
HI MOM

>>9749208
Mom why are your boobies so big?

>>9749261
>>9749288
Don't roleplay

カレーライス obviously.

>>9749293
You can't tell me what to do! You're not my mom!

It's like I'm really on /a/.

>>9749326
That's because /a/ constantly steals all our epic memes.

>>9749333
>>9749333
>>9749333

>>9749347
le duz face XD

>>9749002
"so you can get hot dog buns in japan. and they put hot dogs in a lot of stuff. but it's impossible to get a hot dog in a hot dog bun there."

>>9749002

-Beef curry is the best curry rice.
-I don't remember hamburger steak.
-OmuRice is fucking great, I wish I had it more.
-Obentos are usually pretty okay.
-Those strawberry cakes are eaten all the time, despite the fact that they have NO taste. I'm serious, it feels like you're eating cold texture.
-I don't recall having pizza hut...
-Onigiri are pretty good, and they can come in a variety of flavors depending on where you go.
-I don't remember noodle hotdogs.
-Toast slices are SUPER thick in Japan. Tasty.

>>9749355
I don't get why people like omu raisu. It's just egg, on top of rice. Maybe with some tomato sauce on it.

In any other place people would think that's awful.

>>9749365

I don't know, man. The egg, rice (the rice inside was red, at least at the place I most strongly remember having it at; I'm not sure if it was flavored or what), and ketchup go incredibly well together. Also, it's one of the handful of foods that you eat with a spoon.

>>9749365
>It's just egg, on top of rice.
Whats wrong with that?

>>9749378
The red rice was probably just ketchup rice.

>>9749365
>>9749378

Oh, and what are you talking about? I seem to remember some food where they would pour raw egg over steaming rice, and the egg would cook from the heat of the rice as it seeped through, creating this wonderful blend. It was great.

People in any other place evidently have shit taste.

>>9749365
>egg on top of rice
That's the official truNEET™ breakfast you fucking autist. Got a problem with it? Tell me where you live faggot, I'll fuck you up.

>>9749067
something demonic, it has an 'oni' in it. it needs to be exorcised first.

>>9749382
It just tastes so boring. And ketchup? On rice? That's crazy.

>>9749402
I live in New York. I'll get more specific if you want to get serious. I've been having a bad day and I'd love to beat some worthless nerd in to the ground. Now drop to your knees and beg for my forgiveness and I might forget what you just typed, faggot.

What, are you expecting Rice to taste like meat or candy?

You eat Rice for nutrition not for enjoyment

- kare rice: not sophisticated, but stille very good unless you're some sort of curry integrist.
- hamburger: it doesn't taste bad, but calling it meat almost feels like a fraud.
- omerice: way better than it looks, eating with a spoon is fun once in a while.
- bento: depends what's in it, but it's usualy pretty cheap. I don't have an osananajimi, so I can't understand that pleasure.
- cake: good I guess. A westerner should probably try Japanese sweets for a change though. Daifuku are awesome.
- pizza hut: is too fucking expensive there.
- onigiri: great on the spot meal, and way more filling than it looks. A staple.
- yakisoba pan: surprisingly doesn't taste bad, but completely gimmicky. Croquette pan is way better.
- toast: it's just toast.

>>9749420
sup INTERNET TUFF GUY

>>9749417

Being crazy doesn't stop it from being delicious.

Also, that's not strange at all by Japanese standards. They put mayonnaise on fucking EVERYTHING. Japanese people are so crazy that normal things seem weird to them. They never eat broccoli without cooking it first; no one eats fresh broccoli in Japan.

>>9749420
Gomen
*drops to knees and starts sucking cock*

>>9749425
sup bitch nigga if you cant handle some heat dont step

>>9749427

>cake: good I guess.

Do you also enjoy eating paper? Because it tastes exactly the same as those empty little strawberry cakes.

Well, to be fair, I've never eaten paper, but I imagine it'd be quite tasteless, just like the strawberry cakes.

>>9749420
I already know where you live faggot. Buffalo, with all the other fatasses. You just wait fagqueer. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll cut the fat right out of you, melt it down, and use it to keep my regent up. Consider yourself lucky, your highest achievement in life will be being a part of the greatest hairstyle in America.

>>9749446
You mustve eaten shitty strawberry cakes

>>9749424

>You eat Rice for nutrition not for enjoyment

Speak for yourself. Japanese plain, sticky, white rice is excellent. I might not have been the biggest fan of it at first (I mean, I don't remember ever disliking it, but I might have), but it grows on you very quickly. Whenever a restaurant has rice that reminds me of Japanese rice, I eat insane amounts of it because it's so good.

>>9749446
>He's never eaten paper before

>>9749456
I make that shit everyday. I can't even imagine a life without rice anymore. japanese spirit etc etc

>>9749446
I've never eaten those types of cakes in Japan so I don't know.
I've eaten other sorts, and even if it wasn't great pâtisserie it didn't taste excruciatingly bad either.

>>9749451

Exactly. Japanese strawberry cakes are shitty. I don't know why Japanese people eat them so often. Maybe they all DO dislike it, but they're so humble that they never speak up, and they just assume everyone else likes it? Strawberry cake is very tasty in other countries, but Japanese strawberry cake is dry and tasteless and depressing.

>>9749467
Oh Japanese cakes

I thought you meant ALL strawberry cakes

>>9749448
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I eat rice everyday, just not the Japanese Variety

They are hard to pull out from a Rice Cooker

>>9749470

There's a reason I phrased it as 'those' strawberry cakes and 'the' strawberry cakes.

No biggie.

>>9749061
autism

>>9749430
People eat fresh broccoli?

Also, the reason the Japanese put mayo on everything is because it's fucking delicious. I never knew mayonnaise could have such richness having been raised on Kraft.

>>9749467
The problem is likely that it's not sweet enough to your liking. This is a trait that's fairly common across Asian desserts, probably because they didn't get refined sugar until after everyone else.

It's not that they taste shitty. They taste "fresh" rather than rich and sweet because light whipped cream is used rather than icing or frosting. The focus is the strawberry rather than all the bullshit around it. It's quite nice. Perhaps you just got some bad cake, or your tastes are incompatible with their ideal.

>>9749060
Are you fucking joking? Indian curry is fucking awful, I thought I forever hated curry until I had curry at coco curry, sukiya, etc. Japanese curry is fucking delicious. Just because you have no taste buds and think that "unable to taste anything because it is so hot" is good.

>>9749430
>implying japanese mayo isn't the god tier condiment
>implying I didn't eat that shit on some pizza not even 4 minutes ago

>>9749495
Get a lamb korma some time.

>>9749495
Do not be rude, Anonymous.

The most delicious food of all... is the food made by the one you love.

I can't stand mayonnaise

Sometimes it just overtakes the whole flavor of the food it was put on

>>9749504
What if you love a Frenchman? French cuisine tastes like shit.

>>9749495
It's not that bad. Only bad curry hides its flavor with excessive heat. If you get some good Indian curry, there's so much going on in every bite it's hard to keep up with all the nuances of flavor.

What Japanese curry lacks in depth of flavor, it makes up for with texture and it's unique sweetness.

>>9749507
At least they could cook. What if you love someone who serves you boot leather and cyanide?

I have to agree that Japanese mayonnaise is indeed amazing.
Kewpie mayonnaise has slowly become popular with hipsters in the US and is the top selling mayonnaise/condiment on Amazon, so one can only hope it slowly becomes more popular and common here.
I can buy it at a Japanese grocery store here for cheap, but I wish for it to become more widely available.

I have noticed that Yakult has started to slowly make an attempt into entering the US market, so I'm rather excited for that too.

>>9749489

>People eat fresh broccoli?

What kind of backwater shitty-ass country are you from? The only civilized country that I know of in which people don't eat fresh broccoli is Japan. Fresh broccoli is delicious. Dip that shit in Ranch and you're in for some tasty times.

>The problem is likely that it's not sweet enough to your liking. This is a trait that's fairly common across Asian desserts

No, that's not it at all. I lived in Japan for a year as an exchange student in high school. I fucking LOVED Japanese food. Shabu-shabu, okonomiyaki, yakisoba, yakiniku, tempura udon, sashimi, gyoza, beefy curry, omurice... my tastebuds were in constant paradise within that country. I never found the taste of anything to be too mild, EXCEPT for those terrible strawberry cakes. Hell, those Japanese sweets that are filled with some kind of bean-paste? I couldn't eat them because they were TOO sweet for me.

Japanese strawberry cakes are uniquely tasteless and bad.

French Cuisine tastes good but the servings are all astronomically tiny

No wonder everyone there are almost emaciated

>>9749511
>I have noticed that Yakult has started to slowly make an attempt into entering the US market, so I'm rather excited for that too.
We have had that for years now. It used to be very popular, but I get the feeling the popularity has dwindled the last 2-3 years.

>>9749513
Don't question his tastes when you dip broccoli in fucking ranch dressing. It's like when Americans eat a huge burger but add a little bit of salad, or they have a salad and cover it in some fatty, sweet cream. Why are you all so stupid, Americans?

>>9749513
i thought everyone else in the world boiled their brocolli

>>9749521
I always boil mine too, can't imagine eating it raw.

>>9749511
Isn't Yakult one of those rip-off yogurt/milk drinks that idiots buy because it contains Good Bacteria™?

I vote for the middle option, because cake is always super yummy delicious. In fact, you're making me want some right now!


>>9749513
>Japanese strawberry cakes are uniquely tasteless and bad.

Please do not bully Japanese cake makers.

>>9749529
Why don't you go bully in another thread?

>>9749529
Watashi probably gives those sweets to the fairies because they all tasted bland

>>9749527
idiots buy it because they saw it in their animu with uguu dolls.

>>9749513
>What kind of backwater shitty-ass country are you from?
Murrika, bro. I always eat broccoli quick steamed, no sauce.

>Japanese strawberry cakes are uniquely tasteless and bad.
Probably a bad bakery? Or maybe the strawberries they get aren't good. I'm lucky enough to live near strawberry fields and a wide variety of Asian markets/stores. Any Japanese style strawberry cakes I had were rich with the subtle sweet/tart of strawberries and light cream.

why were you going to Japan/japanese establishment for their Western inspired cakes in the first place anyway

For taste:

Curry>Cake>Hamburger=Pizza(good generic pizza since I didn't have pizza hut in a decade and have no idea how it tastes)>Onigiri>Omurice>plain dry toast

Bento doesn't count because it can be whatever, and I never had one of those yakisoba sandwiches.

For moe:

homemade Curry(newlywed wife-like)>homemade Onigiri(innocent)>homemade bento(waaaaay cliched)

Japanese-style curry reigns superior.

>>9749520
I hate it when people always think a salad means a mound of leaves. I do not want to eat fucking leaves.

>>9749520

What's wrong with adding salad to a huge burger? I don't even eat burgers at all, but I don't see what's wrong with adding salad to them. And what do you mean by 'cream'? Do you mean salad dressing? Salad without dressing either tastes bland or bad.

>>9749521
>>9749525
>>9749542

How... What... Go to your nearest preferred grocer, and if they aren't shitty, they ought to have these sealed plastic trays with grape tomatoes, carrots, broccoli, and then some other stuff like celery or cauliflower, with a thing of ranch dip in the middle. Buy it and eat it and quit missing out on good food, you weirdos.

>>9749515
>French Cuisine tastes good but the servings are all astronomically tiny
Servings are only tiny in high-class restaurants (since you're paying to taste good food, not to get a filling meal).
Usual French food servings are more than decently sized (way more than Japanese food which involed stuffing your stomach with rice to actualy fill you up most of the time).

Fresh isnt always good

People boil it just to be sure

omurice done well > good cake > japanese shit curry is still curry > bento > burger > "donut" > noodle roll > toast > pizza hut
pizza hut is fucking disgusting and overpriced

>>9749515
>implying fine dining = french cuisine
I bet you don't even cook

>>9749570
Problem for me is that every restaurant in Paris was a high class one

The thing i mostly ate during the trip though,

The tastiest spicy chicken from a street stand owned by Arabian looking people

>>9749585
Can you think of a single city in the world more pretentious than Paris?

>>9749585
I'm not familiar with Paris (everyone except Parisians hate Paris in France), but you could have certainly find a cheap brasserie with decently-sized meals.

>>9749570
Try Belgian cuisine then, French tier food in German portions

>>9749542
Please leave, white piggu.
This board is for proud nihonjin.

Anpan!

Curry is cheap, at least.

I'll just get some gyoza down my block and get some curry broth cooking. Simple, cheap and delicious.

>>9749624
>belgian cuisine

>>9749650
was meant for
>>9749615

>>9749650
10/10, would eat

>>9749650
Well when I said that I thought about stews and such, but nothing wrong with some good old heart disease. Makes you feel all free and stuff.

>>9749568
>these sealed plastic trays with grape tomatoes, carrots, broccoli, and then some other stuff like celery or cauliflower, with a thing of ranch dip in the middle.
If you mean those party platters, it's too much for one person and I don't care for them at all. Seriously, if you need ranch for something, it's usually not worth eating. I like vegetables, but those platters come off so...boring.

>>9749650
Christ, I'll bet the unhealthiness of such a sandwich is directionally proportional to how good it tastes.

steak

>>9749527
>>9749540
I love Yakult because it keeps me regular as I sometimes have constipation problems. Tastes good too.

>>9749527
``rip-off yogurt/milk drinks"
I don't think you've known Yakult well enough to be the original.

>>9749692
I didn't claim to be a yakultologist, nerd.

>>9749682
I’ve had a mitraillette on some occasions. It is kind of weird to put fries on bread, doesn’t make much sense — but if you want to feel very very full, it’s great.

>>9749700
I didn't claim your a yakultologist, dweeb.

Why japanese people dont put bread in their hamburgers ?

>>9749759
It's a hamburg-steak, not a hamburger

>>9749759
>implying hamburger is the sandwich

>>9749759
Why do others call hamburg-steaks on bread hamburgers when it does not contain ham at all?

>>9749703

Bicky burgers are also delicious; Much much bigger, better and cheaper than a mcdo or a quick.

I like bento and hamburger steak. Curry is good too.

>>9749782
It comes from "Hamburg", a German town where The Beatles once played.

>>9749700
>>9749710

>>9749782
Originally made in Hamburg, Germany.

The more you know.

>>9749837
needs some more epic insults
3/5 stars

>>9749840
>>9749833
Thank you. I was wondering why that is called hamburgers since I was around 5 years old.

>>9749785
I’ve actually never had a bicky burger, I think.
I like our fast food sauces though. I was eating with among others a Taiwanese guy at a fries shop that happened to be run by Chinese (integratie, het werkt). He asked us and the girl behind the counter about what the hell all these sauces were. We suggested the samurai sauce, the lady warned him it’s pretty spicy and he shrugged it off. Took a bite, said “this isn’t that spicy at all”. Took another bite, and his mouth was on fire.

>>9749837
omgosh lol when i open that picture my sides just LOST IT!!! hahahah lol thanks dude

>>9749837
LOL so true

>>9749837
needs "who are you quoting" "don't misuse spoilers"

>>9749837

Nice. Epic. I like it.

>>9749864
elke fucking keer.

>>9749914
Best sauce for döner and dürüm though. Not sure why everyone prefers garlic sauce for it.

>>9749893
good point, i completely forgot about those.

>>9749919
yogurt garlic sauce > all for döner

>>9749864

I'm not sure about how to handle this situation. On the bright side there are belgian in /jp/.


On the other side your nothing but a filthy vlaams.


Even though, if you're a cute trap I'd totally become tolerant (just for you mooie meisje).

You are all niggers. ANDALOUSE SAUCE FTW!

>>9749864
holy fuck, I just looked up what samurai sauce is.
I've been making chili mayo with sambal for ages and that stuff is fucking delicious.

>>9749926
Well, Flemish people are the majority in Belgium. Not a big majority but the north is indeed more populous.

>>9749931
Please control yourself!

How do you feel about mammoet sauce? I think I’ve only had it once and as far as I remember I classified it as “odd”.

>>9749935
Agreed. If I weren’t lazy I would try to make sauces myself.

>>9749495
I'm Japanese, but I personally prefer Indian curry. Naan + thick curry = heaven. I never got why everyone else liked curry until I tried the real thing.

>>9749943
Oh yes, that naan bread is great.

>>9749837

>>9749948
Add some Touhou figs and onaholes and it'll be complete.

>>9749948
If this isn't simply an edit to make it say /jp/, this needs to be updated desperately.

>>9749948

>>9749948
You forgot ``Would you suck it /jp/?"

>>9749985
that only works for thread starters, not when 2 or more aspies fight each other.

>>9749990
No, I meant it should be on the screen of the nerd. Just like the touhou figs and shit so we all know it really is /jp/.

>>9749984
The other one is more accurate.

>>9749994
i should've used a bigger canvas, everything's barely readable on his screen.

>>9750028

That is /a/, actually.

FACTS:

In /jp/ everybody is a little girl
In /jp/ everybody knows how to quote properly
In /jp/ there is no ``le epic ure instead of your meme''

>>9750045
shitposters aren't little girls
shitposters don't quote, they greentext
shitposters don't care, they use "le memes xd" because they know it pisses real little girls off like nothing else.

speaking of that, i forgot to add faggot quotes, but fuck this.

>>9750045
It's clearly /jp/. Don't you see the autist complaining about spoilers?

>>9750057
but... but I WANT to be a little girl. ;=;

>>9750028

>>9750087
nice.
epic.
I like it.

nobody is going to save it or repost it, sorry ;_;

>>9750045
hey everyone check out this newfriend
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp?task=search2&search_media_hash=F8IOtkJlTPqstjuKgHOSYA&offset=0

>>9750107
doesn't matter, i wasn't making it hoping for something retarded like "a birth of a new epic /jp/ meme", just to make fun of the whole 'nerd calling nerds nerds' shitposting.

too bad i had to shitpost myself to do it. i feel so dirty. ;_;

>>9750126
just stop posting youre embarassing

>>9750134
too bad i couldn't fit avatarfagging on that picture, you'd also be there.

>>9750148
>avatarfagging
you should add thirdworld esl monkeys as a self cameo

>>9750170
>third world
>murrika
you're right, this shithole's a third world

>>9750126
>>9750107
>>9749465
>>9749473
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>9750174
Oh man, you really shouldn't be here.

>>9749624
this is an american based website

yuropoors really need to stop acting dumb

>>9750148
Posting an image isn't "avatarfagging" you dumbass.

le boompy woompy

No it's not.

It's 2ch for english speakers. It may surprise you america isn't the only place in the world that speaks english.

>>9750454

meant to quote >>9750185

>>9750458
>>9750454
2ch is a text board (yes, I know we have text boards too)

>>9750148
Posting with a name and a perpetual image is avatarfagging, kiddo.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/email/safe/

>>9750467
Only if his images were part of a theme.

>>9750467
That's a lot of posts

hey, is garbage acceptable?

>>9750489
His posting style reminds me of the flash reviews I used to write on Newgrounds when I was 9.

Filtered email: safe

thanks :)

>>9750107
I saved >>9750087
just to remember how we are all little girls.

I would repost this as needed.

>>9749002
must I eat the delicious cake?

Yakisoba sandwich > all

that fucking bento has a lot of rice

look slik emy childhood friend wants to make me fat

Hey gais wat is a dango?

>>9752058

>doughnut

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqYKUHUzva8

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