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Would you join if /jp/ formed a motorcycle gang?

>> No.9998657

I'm related to Sonny Bargers, the guy who runs the Hells Angels.

Maybe he'll appoint me to be the head of my own chapter, and I'll invite all of you guys.

We'll need bikes though.

>> No.9998651

Only if you don't talk shit about my waifu.

>> No.9998656

Riders in a motorcycle gang are posers.

>> No.9998667

Children would become frightened and run away and then /jp/ would feel guilty and all go home.

>> No.9998668

It's impossible for /jp/ to join social groups that are not Suicide pacts

>> No.9998676

My mom is a Sons of Anarchy otaku.

>> No.9998671

>>9998668
Even suicide pacts are impossible.

>> No.9998672
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9998672

only if it's a bosozoku gang

>> No.9998681
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9998681

/jp/ sacrifices himself to save the rest of the gang from the black people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNoLjTQFpH4

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>> No.9998719

I will only ride on a TRU AMERICAN MOTORCYCLE.

A steel horse, not a fugging crotch rocket.

>> No.9998732

>>9998719
You're mom rode on my crotch rocket last nite.

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9998752

Can we ride 2hus?

>> No.9998857

I never learned how to ride a bike.

>> No.9998862

>>9998857
That's sad.

>> No.9998871
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>>9998857
Me neither.

My mom offered to buy me Playstation if I did but I just saved my allowance and bought it myself instead.

>> No.9998885

>>9998857
Same here. When I was around 5 or 6 and got my first bike, I saw the 'cool kids' going down this ramp. I took my bike there, training wheels and all, and went down. I didn't know how to break and was heading straight for a wall at high speed. I turned to the right and shattered my left arm.

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I never learned how to swim or skate. I almost drowned and the bullies laughed at me.

>> No.9998906
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9998906

NEET RYDERS
COME ON
NEET RYDERS
YEAH
COME ON
NEET RYDERS
WE BOUT TO BLOW
WE BOUT TO BLOW

BETTER STICK TO THE SCRIPT CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GO
QUICK TO THE FLIP, DOG, KITTEN, DON'T LET GO
KICK THAT SHIT YO
WE NEET FOR LIFE AND IT'S ON TONIGHT
FALSNEETS MAKE MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
TRUNEETS TAKE MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

SOMETIMES FALSNEETS ARE WORSE THAN THE NORMIES, SO I'M A HOLLA AT THEM BUT GIVE EM SOME FRESH STITCHED
THESE CATS DON'T KNOW WHO THEY FUGGIN WITH TIL THEY FUGGIN WITH NEETS AND THEY STUCK IN SHIT

>> No.9998916

>>9998871
>>9998857
It's funny because bicycling and motorcycling are two of the only reasons I ever go out.

They're actually pretty antisocial activities. One is practical transportation and the other is good for fitness.

>> No.10000770

Only if this was our theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2VQyUqaZ4o

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