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Well?

>> No.10087037

I pee in the shower. Every time.

>> No.10087049

>>10087037
You should try shitting in the shower.

>> No.10087052

>>10087049
But it won't go down the hole.

>> No.10087054
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>>10087049
No, because then I have to remove it. Unpleasant.

>> No.10087055

Can you imagine rubbing your dick along their abs?

It'd be like rubbing your dick on an one-sided onahole. Holy HELL I want to do that.

>> No.10087057

If I had two buff maids to protect me, I'd never need to lift.

>> No.10087058
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I want to but I'm lazy

>> No.10087060

>>10087052
>>10087054
Just mash it down the drain with your feet.

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tfw your headphones fall off your desk and you cba to bend down and pick them up

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>>10087060
Too much effort and too gross. Shit is an unsightly thing.

>> No.10087064

>>10087060
But then you'd get it all over your feet. Gross

>> No.10087067

>>10087061
What are you taking your headphones off for?

>> No.10087071
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>>10087064
It's fine, you're in the shower.

>> No.10087081

>>10087071
But you'd still have to clean it off your feet and they would still smell, not only that, it would feel disgusting too.

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>>10087067
My ears were hurting.

>> No.10087108

guys please talk about rubbing your dick on their abs instead of rubbing your shit on your feet

thx

>> No.10087114

>>10087108
That's not as fun now, is it?

>> No.10087119

>>10087108
What about rubbing shit on our dicks, then rubbing our dicks on their abs?

>> No.10087120

>>10087108
Have you ever rubbed your dick in your shit?

>> No.10087136

I started to lift, but then I got bored so I stopped.

>> No.10087137

I stopped lifting when I realized that no matter how fit my body looks I'll still be short and ugly. About 4 years ago I had abs and a nice body and could run forever but it was no easier for me to get girls than it was when I was a scrawny nerd. Now I've just let myself go. I'm chubby and I don't really care.

>> No.10087138

>>10087120
Yes, I got a urinary tract infection doing that.
I got a rather large nugget stuck down my urethra and couldn't get it back out so I just left it there.

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10087176

I don't lift, but I do enjoy jogging/hiking from 4:30am-6:00am every other day. Being NEET in a rural area has some advantages.

>> No.10087199

>>10087176
You're not truNEET until you develop pulmonary embolism and heart disease.

>> No.10087231

I do, but I feel that I don't lift enough. Do it four times a week, but my forearms look pretty wimpy, and I don't have any way to do squats, so my legs don't get worked as much as they should. I also haven't really dropped much weight since I started about 7 months ago. The whole situation feels kinda bad, but I keep going anyways since I'd feel bad if I didn't.

>> No.10087237

If I ever became a powerful, rich drug lord, I would hire muscular maids to protect me.

>> No.10087253

i lift your mamas' dick into my asshole.

>> No.10087273

Nice maids

>> No.10087274

I blast j-pop at the gym, and by blast I mean listen to it while wearing IEMs with the volume turned down.

c-come at me b-bro

>> No.10087287

>>10087274
>c-come at me b-bro
Whats with that stuttering

I thought people who work out have confidence

>> No.10087296

>>10087287
He's so hard-core he beat boxes his threats.

>> No.10087299

>>10087287
Nope, they lack confidence in themselves due to small penis.

>> No.10087404

>>10087287
I'm ottermode with a woman's ass and hips. I want to be the little girl.

I have no confidence because gay men treat me like a boy and I haven't started hrt yet

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