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NEET Lifestyle Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:01:06 2012 No.10161289 [Reply] [Original]

New NEET general.

Previous thread:
>>10149586

What are you guys up to? Have you played Majo no Ie yet?

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:04:20 2012 No.10161300 [DELETED]

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I don't play weeb shit.

I'm not a NEET, either. Some of us actually have to work to live.

You leeches need to leave /jp/. It's a new era now, and you fossils from a time long past are holding us back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:05:05 2012 No.10161305 >>10161289 why is she in a washing machine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:05:05 2012 No.10161311 >>10161300 look at this nerd

>>	翠星石 Jade Stern !M8TfVhb8oM!!Akrl9a4nprm Mon Dec 3 15:05:20 2012 No.10161306 You. You are so silly. This ship is going down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:06:20 2012 No.10161312 >>10161300 but the NEETs are actually the newfags

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:07:20 2012 No.10161315 >>10161289 Haven't played it yet, but I have already downloaded it. It's been so long since I played a doujin game aside from Touhou and fighting ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:07:50 2012 No.10161319 >>10161300 no one who has been on /jp/ longer than a year posts in these threads anymore. Hope this helps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:09:05 2012 No.10161334 >>10161289 Why is she inside a submarine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:09:06 2012 No.10161327 These NEET threads are for people who aren't really NEETs, or people who have been NEETs under 5 years. It's pathetic really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:10:50 2012 No.10161337 >>10161327 NEET is not a status symbol. And I've been one for 5 years and I post in these threads. I don't care if you don't take my word for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:12:50 2012 No.10161346 >>10161337 I wouldn't mind the threads if they weren't a bunch of people who just graduated from high school who claim NEET status because their college classes haven't started yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:13:50 2012 No.10161349 >>10161319 Sudo only posts in these threads (and sometimes anime/video games threads). Sudo and ZUN!bar are the oldest oldfags there are, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:14:35 2012 No.10161353 >>10161327 I've been NEET for almost eight years now and I post in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:14:50 2012 No.10161354 How long has it been since you last left your house, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:16:20 2012 No.10161363 >>10161305 That's her hikki house. She can stay clean and isolated!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:16:20 2012 No.10161364 >>10161354 Last Friday. Went over to a friends house to watch a few movies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:16:20 2012 No.10161365 >>10161354 I was just out today to get some butter for biscuits for my biscuits and gravy breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:16:35 2012 No.10161366 >>10161349 i hope you're being ironic

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:18:20 2012 No.10161373 >>10161354 2 hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:19:50 2012 No.10161379 >>10161354 Half an hour ago. I wanted some Diet Coke before the shops closed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:20:05 2012 No.10161381 >>10161379 That diet stuff will be the end of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:23:50 2012 No.10161393 >>10161381 I told you, there's nothing wrong with Diet Coke. There are healthier drinks, but it's not particularly unhealthy itself besides the caffeine and acidity. Aspartame isn't going to give me a brain tumour or anything like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:25:05 2012 No.10161402 >>10161354 My mom bought me an ipod at walmart like 3 months ago and she made me come with her.

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:28:20 2012 No.10161414

Today's blog
I'm starting to feel out of touch with the board. There are so many talented, intelligent and overall amazing people posting in here. Some posts I've read have blown me away because they were so funny and creative. The hard science students in grad school, translators, musicians and programmers make me feel like I don't belong. Yes, I'm jealous, rotten and lazy, but I need a place like Lilliput where I can feel more at home.
So I made a depression thread in /b/, and I had a nice conversation with a 27 year old man who flips burgers for a living. He told me how much he hates himself and regrets all the bad choices he made because he doesn't have any hobbies, his job is tiring and he has very little free time. I'm much younger and I don't work, but I can relate because I'm not doing anything with my life either. I'm not even sure why I left that board in the first place. Has anyone here considered going back to the cradle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:28:35 2012 No.10161416 >>10161393 Until companies start making diet drinks from stevia I personally won't be drinking any. Hell, it's better in my opinion to just save up and buy some good old real sugar pop. Those are the best anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:30:05 2012 No.10161428 Why do you dumb fuckheads always want to talk about NEET lifestyle? Are all these threads ironic because of the stupid new /jp/ rule put up? Stupid weeaboos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:34:50 2012 No.10161447 >>10161414 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:35:20 2012 No.10161448 >>10161428 Maybe they were too pathetic for /r9k/ and got banned there

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:35:50 2012 No.10161450 How do I become a NEET? I'm don't have any disabilities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:36:35 2012 No.10161454 >>10161450 Fake autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:37:05 2012 No.10161457 >>10161454 I wish this worked in the UK

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:37:50 2012 No.10161462 >>10161454 Where do I start?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:38:05 2012 No.10161466 >>10161462 Dunno, I have actual autism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:41:35 2012 No.10161474 File: 43 KB, 350x350, SuperStock 4128R-2523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10161466

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:43:05 2012 No.10161478 >>10161466 >>10161474 Anyone on /jp/ is fucked up enough to get some disability check by just being honest when talking to a doctor. Just don't tell too much, or you might end up jail

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:44:50 2012 No.10161481 >>10161457 I live in the UK and I'm slowly being assessed for Asperger syndrome. It has been surprisingly helpful for benefits, and I don't even know if I have it yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:47:05 2012 No.10161496 File: 81 KB, 116x232, 1350207789251.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any homu NEETs here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:47:20 2012 No.10161493 My cousin wants me to take pictures for her Christmas cards so she's coming over today. She's also bringing her husband who threatened to punch me in the throat a while back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:48:35 2012 No.10161502 >>10161496 I'm HOMU as HELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:48:50 2012 No.10161506 File: 119 KB, 803x999, 1348727647393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10161496 Me, I'm homu here

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:50:20 2012 No.10161514 >>10161493 why didnt you tell her to fuck off

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:50:35 2012 No.10161515 [DELETED]

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I'm homu too but I wonder if the dumb smelly /r9k/ blog janitor is going to delete the homuposts. NEET lifestyle threads have literally no standards so homuposting here should be okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:51:50 2012 No.10161523 >>10161515 Shitposting in threads you don't like makes you like the janitor

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:51:50 2012 No.10161525 File: 45 KB, 520x298, 1352026709506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sandwich = /r9kjp/ "NEET lifestyle" blogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:52:06 2012 No.10161532 File: 303 KB, 882x1000, 1353540863620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10161523 I don't hate these threads because it allows me to homupost. It's only the dumb gay janitor's choice whether he lets us stay or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:54:35 2012 No.10161548 >>10161514 My parents treat me better and are more likely to let me buy things if I do it. Plus, she wanted to eat dinner so my parents are making ribs. Usually I have to do the cooking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:54:50 2012 No.10161552 looks like this thread just got janitowned

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:57:50 2012 No.10161569 File: 302 KB, 846x414, STAY NEET FOREVER.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please stay NEET /jp/ I don't want you to die ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:59:20 2012 No.10161578 >>10161569 It would have been ironic if Steve Jobs had not job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:00:21 2012 No.10161581 >>10161514 Fucking OWNED. Us Aspies, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:02:35 2012 No.10161593 >>10161581 >her husband who threatened to punch me in the throat a while back there's nothing aspie about telling her to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:05:20 2012 No.10161602 >>10161593 He was just really drunk. I grew up with the guy, same with my cousin. I'm not telling them to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:07:35 2012 No.10161604 4PM eastern. Good night, folks, see you at 2AM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:08:50 2012 No.10161607 >>10161602 then shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:10:05 2012 No.10161618 >>10161607 Please stop being rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:11:20 2012 No.10161620 I'm not neet anymore, I started an internship / life

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:11:35 2012 No.10161621 >>10161602 Why the fuck did you feel the need to mention it then, mongoloid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:13:35 2012 No.10161633 File: 252 KB, 600x727, 1349467196408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That feel when ntr'd by ex gf so I became a recluse afraid of the world

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:13:35 2012 No.10161634 >>10161621 Stop lashing out at everyone you aspie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:13:50 2012 No.10161637 >>10161621 OP asked what I was up to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:15:20 2012 No.10161640 >>10161621 Are you the same guy who's been shitting up every thread on /jp/ today?

>>	Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG Mon Dec 3 16:27:21 2012 No.10161669 >>10161379 There are few things more ridiculous than a diet coke. If you are on a diet, you drink wanter or fruit/vegetable juice, not soda full of caffeine and whatnot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:27:36 2012 No.10161672 >>10161327 as opposed to what other NEET threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:28:51 2012 No.10161677 >>10161669 >juice that shit has as many calories as soda

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:29:36 2012 No.10161678 What will you be doing when your age 30, 40, 50?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:30:36 2012 No.10161681 >>10161678 Fapping to Touhous

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:31:06 2012 No.10161683 >>10161669 I'm not on a diet. I just like Diet Coke.

>>	Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG Mon Dec 3 16:31:06 2012 No.10161685 >>10161677 Depends what kind of juice we're talking about.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:51:21 2012 No.10161757 >>10161678 Dead, hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:58:51 2012 No.10161785 >>10161678 Decomposing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:59:52 2012 No.10161791 >>10161757 >>10161785 you'll change your mind when you get older

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:00:21 2012 No.10161799 >>10161791 When does a person usually change their mind? I'm pretty close to 30.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:04:06 2012 No.10161816 I have a bit of paranoia. I feel like nobody here is NEET and it's just an act that everyone does for fun. Basically, a bunch of teenagers (that are of higher intelligence than /abv/) that do this as a joke. This is no good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:07:51 2012 No.10161833 >>10161816 It should have been entirely to obvious after the last thread as to how many people are in employment or education on /jp/.

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:08:21 2012 No.10161836

>>10161816
You're half right. We're actually respectable, fully grown adults who are older than you and have successful careers, and we are acting like younger, self-entitled children as a joke. It's now we blow off steam after a long day at the office.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:17:06 2012 No.10161859 I'm NEET and sometimes I feel like I'm the only one here who enjoys their life and isn't depressed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:21:47 2012 No.10161868 NEET related http://www.wimp.com/noobject/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:40:36 2012 No.10161940 >>10161868 This is actually a great way to look at it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:41:36 2012 No.10161943 [DELETED]

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That feel when I was invited to a party today by my personal Obi-Wan at work. It's on saturday.
I'm 21 years old and have never to a party. I've only gone out twice in my entire life and that was just with one friend.
I'm freaking out due to the fact I know I have to go because the people who are there also work at the same place I do and will be insulted. I am astronomically fucked.

On the non-shitposting side of the spectrum, I'm trying to decide which tea to order from yuuki-cha. I keep checking for a tea thread on /jp/, but I haven't seen one in forever. I'm familiar with sencha and will likely go with that just so I can start regularly drinking tea again, but I want to eventually branch out into the other types.

I also need to practice my STGs and do my reps(although it's been years since I've done Kana, so I'll most likely have to relearn those as well), but haven't due to the fact that I can't get jack shit done without a planned schedule.

As pathetic as this sounds, is there some kind of /jp/ approved planner that I can start using?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:53:36 2012 No.10161973 >>10161943 Last time after the tea thread expired and another one was made to continue discussion, people got very angry and spammed it, and all the people discussing tea stopped discussing tea.

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Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:57:21 2012 No.10161981

>>10161943
That's because tea threads were decided to be "not Otaku culture" by The Council, so they were purged.
Tea-thread frequenters, being civil people, did not retaliate, and slipped off quietly.

You'll never find a /jp/-approved planner because /jp/ is Just Procrastinators.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:57:51 2012 No.10161982 >>10161678 Probably catch up on my crying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:58:51 2012 No.10161986 >>10161981 I enjoyed the tea threads ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:59:36 2012 No.10161987 To those living alone, how you buy food? Order online?

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:03:06 2012 No.10162004
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Tea is still in the rules. I doubt anyone would be all that fussed if you made a thread, except for a few people who just enjoy stirring up drama.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:05:36 2012 No.10162008 >>10161987 Order food online, pay with debit card, and I either leave a note on the website saying to leave the pizza somewhere, or I handwrite a note telling them to leave it, sometimes with a tip affixed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:07:06 2012 No.10162018 >>10161943 Fuck off, EET.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:07:36 2012 No.10162015 >>10162008 I looked on websites for ordering food but you need to make large orders, so it's not ideal for buying shit like milk and bread every three days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:12:21 2012 No.10162030 >>10161986 They were very nice. Someone should make one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:13:21 2012 No.10162035 Tea threads are acceptable as long as you talk about Japanese tea.

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:14:21 2012 No.10162045

>>10162015
Oh, I thought you meant takeaway food.

My parents buy everything, though they're rarely at home. Sometimes they leave for weeks or months at a time (I don't know where to) so I order groceries online. From my local supermarket deliveries cost £2.50. If there is any sort of minimum limit, I guess I go over it.
Unfortunately I have to talk to the man, but he never really says any scary words. He just gives me my shopping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:16:06 2012 No.10162053 >>10162035 but all tea is chinese

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:19:51 2012 No.10162077 >>10162053 Even if it originated in China, there are lots of entirely Japanese styles. I'm sure there are also varieties of camellia sinensis that are only grown in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:43:47 2012 No.10162163 >>10162045 >Sometimes they leave for weeks or months at a time (I don't know where to) why dont you ask them

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:44:06 2012 No.10162167 >>10161987 I have a very unconventional way. I go to the grocery store nearby and buy it. NEET =/= shut-in paranoid schizo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 18:49:37 2012 No.10162194 >>10162167 Well la dee fucking da.

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:52:44 2012 No.10162437

I'm over 6 thousand $ in debt thanks to my dumb country, that forces everyone to pay medical and social shit (which I never used since I started being a neet).

I wonder how long I'll be able to live with this debt.
I guess I should get my gun ready and prepare myself for Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:13:21 2012 No.10162886 >>10162437 ...You have to pay those tax contributions even if you don't earn an income anymore? What country do you live in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:17:06 2012 No.10162898 Princess Jellyfish is my waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:21:36 2012 No.10162908 >>10162167 Wow dude you are such a social butterfly. Tell us of your journeys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:23:51 2012 No.10162913 >>10161289 >サイクロン >トルネード >タイフーン That washing machine has very cute settings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:29:51 2012 No.10162925 >>10162886 murrika

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:30:06 2012 No.10162930 >>10162925 Praytell how did the American government force you to pay for "medical and social shit" that you were not using?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:33:06 2012 No.10162935 My Mom is going through menopause and the doctor prescribed her some female hormones. Does anyone know if I'll notice any difference at all if I take a few? Like will my mood be different and how many does it take to start growing boobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:45:52 2012 No.10162972 >>10162935 >how many does it take to start growing boobs? two years you'll be lucky if you hit a B cup

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:49:52 2012 No.10162995 >>10161669 Please go back to /fit/. Kill all /fit/ normalfags. Destroy all marijuana smoker normalfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:51:37 2012 No.10163004 >>10162995 I hate people who use drugs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:56:37 2012 No.10163021 >>10161354 last thursday to run an errand for the aunt-beast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:58:37 2012 No.10163026 >>10161669 pop is better. The gas makes you feel fuller sooner and the caffeine gives you energy to exercise. Juice is just sugary water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:59:07 2012 No.10163028 >>10162972 Alright. But what about other things like will taking a few of them make me feel feminine or crave cocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 23:04:52 2012 No.10163039 >>10162935 Just eat a bunch of soy products, you'll have tits in no time

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 23:05:37 2012 No.10163041

>>10163028
it's difficult to predict what will happen.
For some people it made them completely impotent, for others it made them into total cock-hungry sluts.

you'll probably feel feminine though.
despite all this I would HIGHLY suggest that you do not be nibbling a few pills from her. these hormones are a controlled substance because of how potent they are. the difference of a few milligrams can be significant and damaging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 04:25:11 2012 No.10164099 age

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:09:28 2012 No.10165768 age

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:10:58 2012 No.10166174

A pizza place opened up in town a few weeks ago. Prior to this one, the shop seems to have played host to at least four other different pizza shops so I'm not really sure what's going on, but the owner seems to have another location in another part of the town so maybe this one will stay.

What do you guys normally get on your pizza?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 17:27:13 2012 No.10166239 >>10162995 but im a neet and i smoke every day. its not hard to get even if you have zero connections, i found my dealer on craigslist..

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:04:13 2012 No.10166353 File: 141 KB, 446x508, 6064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come this friday my NEET life is over...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:05:58 2012 No.10166362 >>10166353 Why? And are you making preparations to kill yourself yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:08:43 2012 No.10166372 >>10166362 My SSI Dropped and they got me anxiety medication and now they are forcing me to leave after 4 years to go find a job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:13:43 2012 No.10166387 >>10166372 You didn't answer my other question, dude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:20:43 2012 No.10166415 >>10166372 How did it drop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:22:13 2012 No.10166426 >>10166415 NOTE: THIS POSTER DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU, HE JUST WANTS TO GET INFORMATION ABOUT SSI POLICY SO THAT THE SAME THING DOESN'T HAPPEN TO HIM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:25:13 2012 No.10166446 >>10166426 what's the problem?

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:03:58 2012 No.10166590

I really wish I could get some weed from somewhere
Just a bit of bud,not hash, horrible stuff that.
I used to smoke it years ago and contrary to popular belief it actually made me more focused, and creative.
I used to actually enjoy lifting while stoned.
Now I can't even lift my ass out of the chair

lesigh

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:07:43 2012 No.10166604 >>10166590 Go back to your home board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:18:13 2012 No.10166647 >>10166604 This is my home. And I'll be staying here. Deal with it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:30:48 2012 No.10166700 File: 1.44 MB, 1600x1200, love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Night, /jp/. I will always love you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:32:13 2012 No.10166709 >>10166700 Good night, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:38:13 2012 No.10166724 >>10166700 Goodnight friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 19:45:13 2012 No.10166755 >>10166700 Good night buddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:18:28 2012 No.10166841 My parents are more and more pestering me to find employment. Any other NEETs have experience in fending off their parents? I usually just hide myself in my room until enough time has passed to where they've given up again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:20:13 2012 No.10166848 >>10166841 Just begin studying and get your own room.

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:31:58 2012 No.10166879

Today some guy came to my door to sell magazines. Instead of a handshake he opted for a highgive. After that it seemed like he was reading from a script with the jokes he was telling. He asked if I owned the house, and when I said it was my parents' he asked if I was going to school or had a job. I said no to both and he asked what I did, and I said I just kind of hang around.

He gave me a high five again after that and left. Gotta get some kind of no soliciting sign for the front or something because these people come around too often.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:41:28 2012 No.10167296 Goodnight /jp/.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Tue Dec 4 22:52:29 2012 No.10167342 Just finished playing the Ni no Kuni demo, it seems like a really nice game. I'm looking forward to buying the full version next month.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:53:14 2012 No.10167346 >>10167296 >>10166700 Goodnight, love you both

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:53:29 2012 No.10167348 >>10166879 Stop bullying him in your mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:53:44 2012 No.10167349 Just finished eating pulled pork for dinner, had mashed potatoes as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:03:29 2012 No.10167386 >>10161327 Why does it need to be five years? I thought 2+ years was fair game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:03:44 2012 No.10167387 >>10167349 Pulled pork is godly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:04:29 2012 No.10167392 >>10167386 It means you were a NEET before /jp/ and /r9k/ made it mainstream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:07:44 2012 No.10167401 File: 86 KB, 500x592, 1353734234346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10167342 Need u in the Chihaya thread to put her down btw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:08:14 2012 No.10167405 >>10167392 What? That's absurd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:08:59 2012 No.10167407 I just NEETed all over the floor /jp/, what do I do? Tasukete, onegai!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:21:59 2012 No.10167440 >>10167407 Some times when I jerk off in bed and my cum rag is in the other corner, when I stand up semen drips on the ground. I just wipe it up the best I can. You should do the same.

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 00:12:50 2012 No.10167601

After searching for a while, I have deduced that I don't belong with

/jp/ or other obscure imageboards/textboards
normals, either online or in RL
monks and monasteries

Any other group of people or lifestyle I should try before totally giving up? Advice is appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:54:45 2012 No.10168308 Everytime with DPH, I end up masturbating to cum and ejaculating dicks. I don't want to stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:58:15 2012 No.10168319 I finally got into the beta for wizardary online beta. Gonna roll some paladin like class and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:13:45 2012 No.10168352 File: 100 KB, 467x720, normalfag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10167601 Why do you have to be in a group?

>>	Simba !SimbaB7KMc Wed Dec 5 04:17:45 2012 No.10168366 >>10167601 just b urself

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:18:15 2012 No.10168371 >>10168352 Im not that guy, but it's pretty lonely otherwise

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:30:30 2012 No.10168408 File: 646 KB, 1270x1800, 09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:33:15 2012 No.10168416 >>10168371 just PRETEND to follow their group style, you don't have to actually be "in" a group to hang out with them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:34:15 2012 No.10168419 >>10168408 I wish my little sister cooked and also dressed up to cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:35:45 2012 No.10168422 >>10168419 Why don't you teach her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:36:15 2012 No.10168425 After 3 years of being a NEET my parents are forcing me into uni. The only problem is that I'm 25 and still can't drive... I got my learners permit when I was 18 so I guess the best option would be to restudy and go to driving school then get a car?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:51:30 2012 No.10168453 >>10168422 I don't think she would be interested. A lot of people just aren't interested in cooking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 05:36:15 2012 No.10168537 >>10166239 how did you manage that? I'd like to try it to see if it helps with my depression...

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 05:42:30 2012 No.10168552

>>10168537

In most cases it helps immensely with depression, just a tiny percentage actually have a bad reaction to marijuana. These are usually the ones you hear screaming how bad it is, their egocentrism shines through preaching to the world how bad it is. Getting good that means high THC percentage weed, which is the stuff that is healthy and benefitial depends very much on your location.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 05:46:30 2012 No.10168559 >>10168552 High CBD to THC balance is actually a quality of good weed, not disproportionate amounts of THC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 05:48:00 2012 No.10168561 >>10168559 Especially if you're even going to mention its use for treating depression.

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 05:49:00 2012 No.10168562

>>10168559

Yea, far from an expert so if anyone can add to that the same way the kind anon did. In many locations you can be lucky to get anything high percentage. Especially when your not up for hanging around normalord crowds for a extended amount of time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 05:52:31 2012 No.10168565 >>10168352 Not sure. I've been trying to figure that out for a while. >>10168366 Thanks. For what it's worth, the first option is still the next best alternative.

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 06:12:01 2012 No.10168590

>>10168552
thank you for the information. I'm clueless as to where to get any since I have no friends or connections. I'm from northern New Jersey, near NYC, on the off-chance that you might know. I've been on a few antidepressants already, I really just want to find something that helps...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 12:39:18 2012 No.10169343 >>10168416 But that's pretty stupid

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 12:43:33 2012 No.10169352 Don't do drugs, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 13:05:33 2012 No.10169404 >>10168425 I'm 24 and can't drive either! I'm afraid I'll be 30 soon and become too old for 4chan and too far behind for real life. Yeah, guess I'm a fake NEET who really wishes he was a normalfag after all. Someone post that truNEET kopipe pls.

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 14:58:49 2012 No.10169820

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:15:49 2012 No.10169897 How many of you actually believe that the only reason a NEET could possibly have to hate himself is being lonely? Just asking because it's a load of bullshit yet people keep reposting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:27:34 2012 No.10170141 >>10169897 you mean that copypasta? lol stop taking it so seriously

>>	The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 17:08:49 2012 No.10170267 File: 950 KB, 732x696, 26469470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let me tell you something, we are some partying motherfucking people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:51:49 2012 No.10170449 >>10167349 That sounds really yummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:54:49 2012 No.10170459 >>10161633 I'm very sorry to hear that. I think that not everyone in the world is bad though. I hope you are able to find some nice people who will not hurt you.

>>	👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 18:23:19 2012 No.10170554 File: 544 KB, 723x1023, 24622198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just got done with a really nice run! Are you making sure to stay healthy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:24:19 2012 No.10170557 >>10170554 I've not exercised once in my entire life.

>>	👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 18:26:34 2012 No.10170565 File: 455 KB, 1024x768, 27987390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10170557 You're exercising your right to a free and happy life. Why not celebrate your body as well and shape it up a bit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:28:19 2012 No.10170572 File: 72 KB, 710x755, 1351282856367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just noticed my reply from the beginning of the thread was deleted. Why is the janitor such a raving homo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:28:34 2012 No.10170574 >>10170565 I don't really see a need to be in shape. I'm not fat, I just tire easily and am pretty weak. For sitting in front of a computer all day, this is fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:29:34 2012 No.10170577 I don't know if i'm a NEET. Can someone post a list of things required in order to be classified as NEET? Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:31:04 2012 No.10170590 File: 287 KB, 800x600, 234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night, /jp/, you bunch of shitposting nerds.

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:31:49 2012 No.10170589

That dinner with my cousin turned out fine, she's coming in a bit to pick up the pictures. She offered to pay me and had already written a check but my parents told her it was fine I did it for free, then they gave me some money about an hour after she left. They also gave me a jar of coins which held $29.37.

This is the first bit of money I've made this year and I feel like I'm rich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:32:04 2012 No.10170593 >>10170565 why would I celebrate a collection of calcium deposits, protein stains, water, and lipids? without it I would have suffered to much less

👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 18:35:49 2012 No.10170606
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>>10170574
If you're enjoying your life it will help you live longer. If you're not enjoying your life, it might be something you can enjoy or it might just make you feel a bit better. It only takes about 30 minutes a few times a week to stay in shape. Really with this much time on your hands, there's no reason not to!

>>10170593
Without it, you wouldn't be here with us.

Did anyone else enjoy a workout today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:36:34 2012 No.10170610 >>10170606 >>>/fit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:39:19 2012 No.10170630 File: 12 KB, 210x240, char_13069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10170606 Hey King, you seem pretty neet. Do you have a skype?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:40:19 2012 No.10170632 >>10170606 Why do you waste your time trying to help other people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:41:04 2012 No.10170636 >>10170606 I enjoy my life by sitting here for 10+ hours a day and cooking and eating delicious foods in my spare time. If I have any extra time, there are tons of other things I'd rather be doing than exercising.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:44:19 2012 No.10170651 action is painful peace can be found through stillness life is suffering

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:44:49 2012 No.10170653 >>10170651 maguka must fight

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:45:04 2012 No.10170657 >>10170606 if you come back and im not around. here's my skype: thesecretsoda Any of you can add me if you want to talk about general NEET, japanese, or anime stuff.

👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 18:51:04 2012 No.10170695
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>>10170632
If it feels good, why not do it?

>>10170636
If you're happy then that's all that matters. You might find that exercise would have a surprisingly high rate of return in satisfaction for your time invested, though!

>>10170630
>>10170657
I don't, I'm sorry!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:52:49 2012 No.10170702 >>10170695 Do you use MSN?

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:55:49 2012 No.10170716
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One day I'm have the conviction to end this miserable stagnation. That's what I tell myself anyway.

It will never happen. Several decades from now I will die a lonely and miserable death after living a meaningless life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:59:19 2012 No.10170739 >>10170695 b-but you gotta join our skype group!! you just gotta!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:01:04 2012 No.10170755 I had a dream last night that I masturbated for a loli to show her how semen came out, and then her friends came over and they sat in front of me and watched me masturbate. I enjoy these types of dreams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:03:38 2012 No.10170755,1 I like how the janitor monitors this thread so it remains as autistic and shitty as possible. Just look at all this /r9k/ and skype bullshit left untouched.

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:06:19 2012 No.10170780

this thread smells like anger, depression and apathy
each post isn't really seeking to interact with anyone else here, but just farting out random events of one's life after they haven't really been talking to anyone for a long time
words typen mechanically and with no soul
it's like this thread might as well not exist, it might as well be a bunch of txt files in each of the posters PCs where they write random shit for themselves

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:08:19 2012 No.10170790 >>10170780 And?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:09:04 2012 No.10170795 >>10170780 I think they're just the type who need other people to validate their existence, so a .txt file wouldn't do them any good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:10:49 2012 No.10170799 >>10170780 Is this a problem?

👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 19:24:19 2012 No.10170846
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>>10170780
It's fine if you don't understand it, but things like this are important!

>>10170702
I don't, sorry.

>>10170739
I'm sure you can have plenty of fun without me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:28:19 2012 No.10170856 >>10170651 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:29:04 2012 No.10170861 >>10170780 55 other boards you could go to. Why do you have to come here and ruin the fun?

👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 19:33:04 2012 No.10170873
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>>10170861
They can only ruin your fun if you feel like you have something to feel bad about. You haven't done anything wrong!

Who knows, maybe it is one of us and he's just having a hard time and is expressing it indirectly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:34:34 2012 No.10170877 >>10170873 >Who knows, maybe it is one of us and he's just having a hard time and is expressing it indirectly. You're right. I should be more understanding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:45:34 2012 No.10170919 My mom is telling me to get a job again.

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:46:19 2012 No.10170925

If you have motivation problems, realize that you'd rather do something else that is more engaging and satisfying to you rather than the thing you are procrastinating.

So try to make whatever it is that you are doing more interesting. Mainly try to get someone with the same hobby as you and share experiences and discuss technique.

Trying to find someone who plays violin and is interesting in touhou music is pretty hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:52:15 2012 No.10170925,1 >>10170755,1 Containment thread on a containment board. It can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:58:19 2012 No.10170995 File: 20 KB, 500x313, 1354500849562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10161289 I paid some bills and made dinner for one

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:59:49 2012 No.10170998 File: 53 KB, 571x494, 1354329029744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10170919 I know that feel all too well, anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 20:00:49 2012 No.10171001 File: 67 KB, 640x480, 1342585802594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate Christmas. Does anyone else get family around on the holidays? I will have to explain to all those people why i did nothing for a entire year... again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 20:04:49 2012 No.10171020 >>10171001 Make yourself sick. That's what I plan to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 20:14:50 2012 No.10171060 >>10171001 The eleventh volume of Oyasumi Punpun will be translated live on /a/ on the 24th. I don't think there's a more perfect manga for /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 20:17:04 2012 No.10171070 File: 167 KB, 300x411, 1350954783906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10171001 Sorry bro. I love the holidays

👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 21:31:19 2012 No.10171411
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>>10170925
Have you considered searching for a friend that plays another instrument? You may not be able to relate in exactly the same way, but you might find it even more beneficial since it could be easier to collaborate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 21:45:04 2012 No.10171454 >>10171001 I've been dreading the thought since october.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 21:46:19 2012 No.10171461 >>10171001 No, thank god. Nobody comes ever. There were rumblings about relatives coming to visit a while back but luckily it didn't pan out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 21:48:49 2012 No.10171481 I don't want to be a NEET anymore but I don't want to be not NEET either so I just lay in bed all day hoping a meteor will fall on our house or Korea decides to nuke us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 21:52:35 2012 No.10171501 >>10170925 I play violin and like Touhou music. If you'd like to collaborate sometime, please send me an email! I'm not very good, but I'd like to work together

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 21:54:19 2012 No.10171512 >>10171501 Or if you just want to be friends or somethin

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 21:55:19 2012 No.10171519 >>10171481 NK a shit. They can't nuke Japan, let alone the US.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:01:34 2012 No.10171539 So I want to become a NEET, possibly get on the government tit somehow, but I don't want to get disowned by my friends for being a lazy loser. Have any of you ever had to choose between taking it easy and having friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:02:49 2012 No.10171545 >>10171539 I've never had friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:06:49 2012 No.10171566 >>10171545 I'd recommend making some, if you get the chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:07:34 2012 No.10171569 >>10171545 I'm your friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:17:19 2012 No.10171621 NEET tierlist: God tier: NEET at own home alone Mid tier: NEET with parents Low tier: Not NEET

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:21:49 2012 No.10171635 >>10171539 If your friends disown you over this, they were never your friends at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:25:19 2012 No.10171657 >>10171621 >NEET at own home alone But how do you pay for things?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:25:49 2012 No.10171662 >>10171657 Government dole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:29:19 2012 No.10171687 File: 16 KB, 514x671, ccfe1964ae5c4624a59a23f00a0642ae.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10171662 Sadly we don't have Autismbux in this third world country.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:33:34 2012 No.10171709 >>10171687 Oh I'm so sorry. What country? Here in murrika you can just pretend, too. I roommate is as normalfag as they come, but he gets autism money. He doesn't have autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:36:19 2012 No.10171720 >>10171709 >I roommate sounds like "he" has some problems

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:37:19 2012 No.10171725 >>10171709 He probably has a glass eye or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:38:19 2012 No.10171732 >>10171720 Must be a fan of Asimov.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:38:34 2012 No.10171736 >>10171720 lol. I meant my roommate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:38:49 2012 No.10171737 >>10171709 Some of us are too autismic to go through everything necessary to get the bux.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:40:49 2012 No.10171746 >>10171709 >iRoommate If they come in a waifu version Apple can have all my dole money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:44:04 2012 No.10171762 >>10171662 I get autismbux in america but it's nowhere near enough for me to be living on my own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:45:04 2012 No.10171768 >>10171746 You know those funny, creative people that guy from earlier said /jp/ is full of now? You're not one of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:46:34 2012 No.10171772 >>10171411 I have, but I don't know anyone. Soon enough I will assemble a band.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:48:34 2012 No.10171780 How do you sign up for welfare? I ended up calling everybody in my household tools and told my grandmother that she acts like a child. I really want to move away from these people so I can take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:52:04 2012 No.10171806 >>10171805 Please stop abusing the quote function.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:52:19 2012 No.10171805 >>10171762 Not enough bux? Not enough autism. >>10171768 >make a joke >hurr durr that wasn't funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 23:00:50 2012 No.10171843 >>10171768 Ok? I'm glad you have opinions, but did that really need to be posted? >>10171805 /v/ pls go and stop trying to make me look bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 23:02:19 2012 No.10171848 >>10171843 If I don't tell you your jokes are shitty how will you ever improve?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 23:03:49 2012 No.10171855 >>10171848 By garnering contrastive criticism instead of posts like that?

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 23:04:04 2012 No.10171860
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>put out a bunch of job applications around august
>call back on all of them, nobody is hiring
>give up and start smoking weed again last week
>get a call from wal-mart today asking to come in for an interview tonight
>go to interview, they seem really impressed and the only other 2 people interviewing for the job are less physically able than I am from what I could see
>can't pass a drug test

forever a NEET

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 23:06:04 2012 No.10171868 >>10171855 I think you mean "constructive criticism". See look, I'm helping you improve your English too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 23:09:49 2012 No.10171888 Goodnight friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 23:13:34 2012 No.10171911 >>10171860 >>>/r9k/

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 23:20:49 2012 No.10171936 any NEET thieves here? I may need your wisdom.

>>	👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Wed Dec 5 23:27:19 2012 No.10171959 File: 238 KB, 500x667, 24982407_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10171888 Sleep well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 00:01:20 2012 No.10172092 >>10171860 I use this to my advantage. My parents know I smoke, so they don't ask me to get a job since they know I'd fail a screening

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 00:27:51 2012 No.10172225 >>10171635 If I'm just a NEET, sure. I've been in that state before. But if I attempt to get government assistance for my depression/whatever else the shrinks think I have, I think it would reflect poorly on me.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 00:37:06 2012 No.10172256

I've been pondering all the factors in my life that I am sure the NEET/Hikki community can understand. I call this subject Hikikomori Theory. I'm just gonna type out brief speculations.

Boredom is a symptom of an unsatisfying lifestyle. If it is ever possible for you to be bored doing your daily routine, then you need to think about why you are bored because you are doing something wrong. Why is it that your daily routine does not have enough things to engage and stimulate you?

Motivation is an interesting topic of discussion. What causes a "lack of motivation"? You obviously have energy to spend on whatever, you spend energy to walk around, go to the washroom, just about do any task. You have energy, yet this energy is not being directed at something you deem productive. Why is that? Lets take a hypothetical situation to better understand this: You want to improve a skill, yet the thing you need to do to get better is boring and you dont get immediate satisfaction from it. You can either do that skill, or go masturbate and browse the internet. If the situation was like that for every person, no one would do the boring skill grind. But obviously people have skills and they did do the skill grind, so what happened? How could they do it? Where is the motivation? Allow me to introduce terminology, Push/Pull factors, and positive/negative emotional results. Skill grind has a push factor, it's boring; when something is boring, there is a negative emotional response. Internet has a pull factor, it's immediately satisfying and you usually get some positive emotions from it.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 00:38:35 2012 No.10172261

>>10172256
Now let's boil this down to a survival situation: you are starving and you need to eat or else you will die. You have a gun and the only thing to eat is a really cute cat. Now if I gave you the option between shooting a cute cat, or not shooting one, you'd obviously not shoot it. Why would you want to have the negative feeling of killing an innocent animal that you have emotional connection to? But what if I told you that you needed to kill and eat that cat or else you'll die? Now you have motivation to kill the cat. You dying is more of a pull factor for you to do an action than the push factor of you feeling bad for killing a cute cat.

Apply this to the skill grind: where is the pull factor for you to actually do it? Is your life in danger? Will you feel negative repercussions for not doing it? What push/pull factors are there in your decision making, whether or not to expend energy into that action?

Intellectual discourse is welcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 00:48:50 2012 No.10172289 >>10172261 Ugh I dont think I could kill a cute cat even if I knew I was going to die if I didn't. I think I'd rather just die in that case.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 00:54:35 2012 No.10172309

>>10172289

It's merely a hypothetical to explain a concept. You can substitute it with anything. One action causes negative repercussion by itself, but if you don't do it, an even bigger negative repercussion happens. Now you have motivation to do something you wouldn't have normally done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:06:35 2012 No.10172348 >>10172309 You should have used a better situation then.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:10:35 2012 No.10172369

>>10172256
I find that I'm rarely bored when I'm on my own, but with other people I get bored quite frequently.
I've simplified my lack of motivation to me not doing the things I dislike doing. If they're not important enough and I don;t like doing them, then why do them? Understandably I procrastinate a ton on many things and when I tell people about my lack of motivation, they misjudge it as a phase of teenage rebellion

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:10:35 2012 No.10172370

>>10172261
The only thing that motivated me in school was keeping up academically with my comparatively normal fraternal twin brother. Now that he's going to school out of state and I'm still floundering in community college, I have no motivation left, so I'm probably going to drop out next semester. I also feel like I've already squandered all my most impressionable years learning useless shit, and that it's too late to get really good at something, so why bother?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:11:05 2012 No.10172379 >>10172370 i hate how depressing it all sounds but i feel the same way

>>	Blog post, Dec. 2012 Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:12:05 2012 No.10172384 I made an absolute sperglord of myself at a funeral today. I still have an elevated heartrate when I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:13:05 2012 No.10172389 >>10172309 If I had a gun with a bullet in it I would just shoot myself. I don't want to kill an animal that brings people joy and happiness to more people than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:14:36 2012 No.10172390 >>10172384 Did you get angry that there were so many annoying loud crying people around you or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:18:05 2012 No.10172400 >>10172389 If I had a gun, I'd sell it on the street for a pretty price.

12/12 cont. Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:20:50 2012 No.10172408

>>10172390

That was one of the things, allow me to recount:

1. The hall was packed so I went into the back looking for a place to stand. I tripped over someone's foot and they glared at me, people looked. Then I stood at the back but the lady sitting there told me I was in the way so I left the hall and watched from the door.

2. A baby started making this noise really suddenly and it gave me a fright, I've always hated loud noises. I looked around at the baby and its mother glared at me as if I had punched it or something.

3. I didn't understand funeral protocol so I turned up late to the burial and everyone stared at me. I wasn't aware that it was the done thing to go to the burial after the funeral, so I had driven half way home when I thought to check the funeral outline sheet and realised I was meant to go there.

There were a few other things too. My hands were shaking and I think people noticed and thought I was strange.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:23:50 2012 No.10172425 >>10172408 Was the person who died an asshole at least?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:23:50 2012 No.10172426 >>10172408 *burial after the service (I think that's what you call the part where everyone speaks)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:24:50 2012 No.10172432 >>10172425 No, he was a great guy and only in his early 50s. His wife was a cunt towards the end though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:29:05 2012 No.10172448 >>10172369 Lack of boredom doesn't mean you are okay. I know the internet and gaming keep me preoccupied very well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:35:20 2012 No.10172463 >>10172369 So just very basic hedonism? Do you not have something you want to do, yet cannot get any motivation to do it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:36:50 2012 No.10172470 Finals tomorrow, pretty sure I'm going to fail them all. After I drop out should I try to mooch off my parents for a while or just kill myself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:37:50 2012 No.10172475 >>10172470 You might be lucky like I was. I scraped a 53 in Real Analysis despite not attending anything all semester.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:40:35 2012 No.10172483 >>10172261 I'm a nihilist. Doing nothing is just as valid as doing something, and I'm not good at anything anyway, so I usually end up doing nothing.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:41:21 2012 No.10172487

>>10172448
I'd say I'm okay. Probably not okay by society's standards but I don't really mind. My lifestyle so far has kept me moderately happy and I enjoy myself. I'm single with very few friends, who I haven't seen for weeks I might add, and I spend most of my time by myself. If I spend too much time around groups of people, I find myself wanting to go home. I had a girlfriend once and that didn't end very well at all, both my fault and hers. The scary thing is that it seems like I was subconsciously driving her away. Introverted to a fault I guess.

>>10172463
>implying all neets aren't hedonists
If something makes you happy and gives you pleasure, shouldn't you pursue it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:46:20 2012 No.10172500 >>10172470 You could always ask Uncle Sam for some cash for whatever mental aberration our crazy materialistic society has sure inflicted on you. Then there'd be no mooching required!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:49:20 2012 No.10172515 >>10172500 Join the army instead. Everyone loves a hero and you get benefits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:50:20 2012 No.10172521 >>10172487 >If something makes you happy and gives you pleasure, shouldn't you pursue it? You can be trapped in a routine of pleasure that doesn't make you happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:52:50 2012 No.10172531 >>10172521 The same can be said for any lifestyle. Besides, I'd rather be trapped in a routine of pleasure than a routine of 9-5 unfulfilling labor

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:53:05 2012 No.10172536 >>10172531 What allows you to live that pleasure routine and avoid the labor? Hint: It's unreliable and you are dependent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:54:20 2012 No.10172537 >>10161354 I took out the garbage a few days ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:56:51 2012 No.10172549 how do I become a neet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:58:35 2012 No.10172563 >>10172549 Stop going to work, university or place of training.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 01:58:50 2012 No.10172564 >>10172549 Don't participate in education, employment, or training

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:01:20 2012 No.10172583
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>>10172563
the problem is that bieng a neet ain't easy you need to be in a sort of way "trust fund" and if your parents are obsessive about you, you are probably fucked.

I mean I can do it but for about 1 year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:02:20 2012 No.10172592 >>10172583 Reroll and hope you get more doting parents in your next life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:03:05 2012 No.10172604 >>10161354 A few hours ago, for ice cream. Asked what the difference was between vanilla and vanilla bean. Went for cheesecake in the end. Sat in the car in the parking lot eating it for a half hour and listening to NPR.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:03:20 2012 No.10172601

>>10172583

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. They put up with it for two years but then it was off to university.
We have to find some way of making money without leaving the house, ideally some sort of get-rich-quick scheme that sets us up for many years.
I haven't thought of one yet. Perhaps we could meet up and rob a bank.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:04:35 2012 No.10172607 >>10172601 Just apply to get on the bux. Even if you aren't successful, at least you tried.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:05:35 2012 No.10172615 >>10172601 I'll rob a bank with you anon. It'd be fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:06:05 2012 No.10172629 >>10172615 I would go for a rural bank personally, if there exists a small town with a bank but no police station that would be ideal - it would give us more time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:06:35 2012 No.10172625 >>10172604 That reminds me that I went for hamburgers recently because /jp/ was posting a thread about hamburgers and in my starving state I went to get some. Now I want them again because I'm so hungry and out of ramen, I wish I had money.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:10:50 2012 No.10172649

>>10172629
But a rural bank would have a lot less neet sustaining money. I think we should strike fast in a big city, that way we'll be set for life.
And, a small town is small, the sherrif or police would be in close proximity and we might not make it out fast enough

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:12:05 2012 No.10172659

>>10172649

But in the city there would be more people in the bank.
More people means more phones, more to watch out for, more chance that someone will contact the police without our knowledge.
Not to mention more people walking past outside who will see in.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:17:35 2012 No.10172677

>>10172659
You're right, maybe we should hit a rural-midsize town and keep it a little bit safer. I think we need to recruit more fellow neets to our cause. Maybe two more people, we need to keep it small so we each still have a decent share. Like a getaway driver and a third person to help us carry away the money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:20:50 2012 No.10172691 >>10172615 I had an idea for a short story about a bunch of loser outcasts that rob a bank together. I started writing it but lost interest in it really quickly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:22:50 2012 No.10172701 >>10172691 This is you're lucky day then. You can be our third member and live out the story in person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:23:50 2012 No.10172706 >>10172701 *your. I do it on purpose all the time and now it's starting to get to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:24:35 2012 No.10172710 >>10172691 >>10172701 Well you can copy/paste your draft as your autobiography and make millions after you help us out

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:31:50 2012 No.10172733 >>10172710 Okay, I'm in. I'm sure I'll have plenty of time to develop my writing skills after I become a prisonNEET.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:41:50 2012 No.10172779

>>10172733
Silly anon, we're not going to get caught! Everything is going to go wonderfully and we'll live the rest of our lives comfortably and peacefully as far away from civilization as possible

I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather sudoku than prison rape anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:50:52 2012 No.10172819 >>10172779 Where do you want to flee to, then? Somewhere in Africa? South America, perhaps?

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:04:20 2012 No.10172880

Deleted because awful grammar

>>10172819
Good question. We should all decide where we want to flee. We need to be far from the law, but at the same time, our hobbies depend on society. Doesn't really matter where we go, but if we can manage to make it out of the country, we're set for life.
Maybe we should flee to some poorer eastern european country where they'd never find us. We could buy a medieval castle using our riches and rule over the countryside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:10:35 2012 No.10172904 >>10172880 >>10172819 You guys should go somewhere in SE Asia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:13:35 2012 No.10172911 >>10172904 I vote Jakarta. There would be places we could live there where no one would ever find us.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:14:20 2012 No.10172912

I've been a NEET for a year, really only leaving my house once or twice a month for to hang out with my one friend in town. I don't think I'm depressed but maybe I am, its kind of complex. I posted this in another thread, but when I'm watching shows like Hidamari Sketch all I can think of is how I'll never be able to experience such a lovely existence, which leads me to consider suicide on almost a daily basis. I'm only 25 but at this point I just keep coming back to if my life is never going to be as enjoyable as those in my various forms of escapism why should I even bother anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:16:05 2012 No.10172922 Do any of you know anything about international criminal law? To what extent would one be perused if you robbed a bank? Wherever you went would have to not have an extradition treaty with the US.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:16:50 2012 No.10172920

>>10172904
Wanna be our forth guy? It'll be fun. We can carry huge bags of money together and bond
>>10172911
Yeah, Jakarta sounds like a pretty fun place. Let's flee the government to there
>>10172912
Wanna be number 5? Robbing banks is a valid form of escapism

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:25:35 2012 No.10172941

>>10172922
It looks like the United States has positive diplomatic relations but no extradition treaty with Indonesia, so we should be safe if we flee to Jakarta. I'm not entirely sure how far we'd be pursued as long as they don't find out our identities. As long as we remain anonymous throughout the operation we should be able to flee the country fairly easily

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:52:06 2012 No.10173014 >>10172941 Wouldn't suggest living in Jakarta itself. Been there before and it's dirty and messy as hell. Even by lower regional standards. Jakarta has always been in the top pack for worst city rankings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 03:54:13 2012 No.10173014,1 >>10170755,1 No one bothers moderating these threads, it's most likely posters getting banned.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 04:02:06 2012 No.10173053
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>>10173014
Alright, well we have time to plan out where we can flee to. This is a map of every single country the United States has an extradition treaty with, marked in blue. Unfortunately, all the best countries are marked in blue.

In list format:
>The United States maintains diplomatic relations, but does not have extradition treaties with the following countries: Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, the Central African Republic, Chad, China, Comoros, Congo (Kinshasa), Congo (Brazzaville), Djibouti, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Macedonia, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican, and Vietnam

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 04:05:51 2012 No.10173059 Alright, well I'm going to go to sleep. Good night, fellow neets and potential bank robbers

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 05:43:38 2012 No.10173294 >>10170925 how about electric cello? well the electric part is new, I want to try some computer music stuff personally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 05:59:38 2012 No.10173325 >>10161354 About 3 weeks ago, people wanted me to go to their house to see me for my birthday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 06:01:23 2012 No.10173327 >>10161481 Where did you start? I have a feeling I may have it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 06:37:08 2012 No.10173384 >>10173053 Go former Yugoslavia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 07:05:52 2012 No.10173432 Good morning NEET's It has been snowing. I may take one of my fumo's outside and pretend to be sakuyalaska for the day. How's the weather for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 07:15:52 2012 No.10173455 >>10173432 Pretty warm here. They're saying it'll be 36 tomorrow. This weather is not conducive to taking it easy. Is snow as much fun as it seems? I've only read about it in books.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 07:26:52 2012 No.10173489 >>10173455 If you live in the country I think, why don't you just visit one of the skiing towns in Victoria to find out what snow is like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 07:30:52 2012 No.10173501 >>10173455 Snow makes everything look clean and pure. And it encourages our way of life by making schools and jobs, close if the snow is heavy enough, letting people stay at home and chillout. Possibly the best NEET weather

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 07:44:52 2012 No.10173534 >>10173489 Travelling 1000 km just to look at some snow seems like a lot of hassle and expense. I'm curious, but not that curious.

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 12:01:45 2012 No.10174614

I came all over myself 2 days ago, and now I can vaguely smell it. I wonder if anyone else in my house can smell it, and what it smells like to them. It smells fine to me, but I don't know if only I can smell it and I don't know what it smells like to someone that isn't me.

I wish there was some sort of sensor that I could have that would tell me how I actually look or smell to outsiders.

>>	👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. Thu Dec 6 13:37:26 2012 No.10174914 File: 138 KB, 849x1200, 6326533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's raining and just warm enough to keep the windows open. What a nice day to take it easy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 15:41:26 2012 No.10175279 i cant stop cumming i might be dyine

Anonymous Thu Dec 6 16:15:46 2012 No.10175379
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Someone make an IRC channel for /jp/ers who want to have a chat but don't want to commit to anything, and aren't ready for the more social channels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 20:42:25 2012 No.10176593 >>10175379 Please don't, irc scares me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 22:30:53 2012 No.10177035 Goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 23:52:53 2012 No.10177458 Does anyone else muscle spasms when they remember something embarassing or get really irritated?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 02:05:24 2012 No.10178056 >>10161354 I actually left Sunday to go up the street to my mom's for delayed Thanksgiving dinner. Prior to that it'd have maybe been a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 02:07:54 2012 No.10178064 >>10161678 At thirty, either turning everything around and starting my life. If not then I'll just remain a neet/hiki till my parents die and I have to live on the streets.

Anonymous Fri Dec 7 02:11:54 2012 No.10178079

>>10178064
I knew a guy who tried that, from a different imageboard site. He said he was leaving when he turned 30 and abandoning all his hobbies. /azu/ never heard from him again. He is probably dead. Keep that in mind before you ``try to turn your life around''.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 02:28:54 2012 No.10178108 File: 21 KB, 249x231, 1350659682419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10175379 I'd like a neet IRC channel to hang out in. Make it happen, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 02:40:55 2012 No.10178140 Morning, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 08:12:46 2012 No.10178833 >>10178140 Good morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 09:10:24 2012 No.10178974 >>10175379 >>10178108 okay! #truNEET on irc.rizon.net

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:01:00 2013 No.10178974,1 gonna neet here cool?

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