/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What will /jp/ be doing for new years?

[Anonymous No.]

nothing, it's also my bday.

[Anonymous No.]

Grazing the New Year's real life danmaku.
Wish me luck, /jp/, because this is my last life and I have no bombs left.

[Anonymous No.]

Dressing in my kimono and visiting the local shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

Ur mom ;)

[Anonymous No.]

Click my way across the internet with an expressionless face. Just like every new year. Just like every holiday. Just like every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285286
What the fuck did you just say about my mom? I can't believe someone would say that. That's horrible. What happened to decency? What Happened to manners? The way in which you conduct yourself is deplorable. I don't think you appreciate that there are people on the other end who read what you type. You should strive to be nicer in future, lest your wayward and harmful talk further offend other internet denizens such as myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully I will be able to spend it alone like I have for the past several years. My cousin said I will be kidnapped from my room if I don't go to her party and just today my mother said they invited someone special for me. When I last went to one of my cousin's parties (her birthday my aunt arranged, who invited all my cousin's friends) I was almost punched in the throat. I was also told I would have been kidnapped if I didn't go to that party as well. I've told my family I want to spend it alone, but they insist. When I asked why nobody was listening to a thing I said, I got no answer as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285301
why were you almost punched in the throat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285293
edgy

[Anonymous No.]

Reading manga, can't think of anything else more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285305
Because I kept breaking eye contact with a drunk person who was trying to force me to take a shot of whiskey.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to cover a graveyard shift at work due to some scheduling hiccups and me being the only supervisor willing to work the shift. Oh well, I'll probably just spend it reading The Brothers Karamazov.

>>10285301
>and just today my mother said they invited someone special for me.
Oh god that sounds awful.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285306

Indeed.
Not only does he browse the internet on New Year's eve when presumably most people are not, but he does so with an 'expressionless' face - this indicates that he thinks nothing of such an edgy activity and thus making him even edgier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285326
*makes

[Anonymous No.]

Engage to my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285301
Don't go, it will undoubtedly be terrible.
>My cousin said I will be kidnapped from my room
How does that even work? Would somebody try to drag you out your room and take you to a party? Just lock yourself in there and say that you don't want to go.

[Anonymous No.]

Playing the HM demo and sorting through all the downloaded C83 stuff. What else would you do at a time like this?

Oh well, you can also shitpost all over 4chan. If you're a pathetic autistic nerd who lost any ability to have real fun, that is. You're not one of them, are you, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll fuck you hard Raymoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285334
They will either come in through the window (unlikely), or open my door with a screwdriver, and then just literally grab me. Even with an office lock on my door, it can still be opened if you remove some wood in front of the door latch. With the amount and type of people my cousin and aunt know, it wouldn't be too hard for them to find one or two people strong enough to do it. They'd go along because they think it's funny. That's probably how it'd go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285346
I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll probably play some video games and browse /jp/ all day, as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285351
Can I even do anything if I'm not the owner of this house? My mother would go along with my aunt and let her do whatever to me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285370
Reimu is so cute （ ◜◡◝ ）

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285359
Doesn't matter if you're the owner or now, it's illegal for anyone to do something like this to you. It's classed as kidnapping.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope my mother will buy me some alcohol, probably not though. Otherwise standard day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285385
This is good to know, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285414
lmoa r u underage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285430
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285453

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know. Wherever destiny takes me.


It's vital to learn to read the flow.

[Anonymous No.]

Same thing I do every year. Edge for several hours and cum violently when the countdown reaches zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285268
Going to a party that people set up for my birthday. I'll probably end up in a trash can.

[Anonymous No.]

Try to download all the c83 Touhou files and games here in /jp/ and doujinstyle....

Meh... Not much to do in new years anyways..

[Anonymous No.]

playing dj max technika tune

[Anonymous No.]

I'll listen to my sisters yearly new years resolution about losing weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285546
Saved

[Anonymous No.]

shitposting on /jp/ :DDD

[Anonymous No.]

I've decided that I will begin learning 10 kanji per day, and looking up sentences that they are contained within starting from January 1st. I might play a few doujin games I have downloaded too. I just hope it's more fun than last year.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking my gf mostly.

Somehow I landed a 8-9/10 that isn't a crazy slut who was my lab partner for a biochem lab. Apparently she thinks I'm adorable. The only bad part is that she's religious.

[Anonymous No.]

Shooting you right in the back of your head and then turning you over and whacking off into the gooey ruins of your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285649
How do you feel about having to give her attention when you could be doing other things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285661
Like shooting you right in the back of your head and then turning you over and whacking off into the gooey ruins of your face.

[Anonymous No.]

And then I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. Yeah, I know, meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285661
Like shitposting on /jp/?

I think I can handle it.

The best part is that she knows I'm a hopeless faggot and doesn't care.

[Anonymous No.]

whee
>>10285669
Poppa faget, boom! Headshot!

[Anonymous No.]

Was there an autism outbreak on /jp/ that I'm not aware of?

[Anonymous No.]

Doing my Anki reps.
I completed what I was supposed to do this year a week ago, so I'll probably set new objectives too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285649
Is that her in your moving picture file?

[Anonymous No.]

Go to the city and watch the fireworks with my camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285945
Please don't misuse the spoiler function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285910
What were you supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.]

New years is not an excuse to be lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Working. I punch in at midnight... which means I'll have to deal with endless "year-long" jokes all night... or should I say; all year. Ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285649
Me too dude.

As insane as it sounds I somehow managed to hook up with an old childhood friend who I ignored for over 15 years. While I was NEETing it up and failing at everything I did she went to med school and became a doctor. Until a few weeks ago I was sure everyone has forgotten about me and nobody would ever want to talk to me. When I was at a mall doing christmas shopping for myself (with my autism$$$) I was walking towards a girl with some tall dude and that's when they recognized me, even though I could barely recognize them. The guy was her little brother, who I last saw as a 5 year old kid. After a few awkward introductions her brother offered to continue his shopping and leave us alone for a while, when we really connected. One thing lead to another and I now have a cute doctor girlfriend to call my own. Get this:

a) She was raised by strict, industrious but fair parents and as such the entire time she was in med school she never had the time for a boyfriend. She's (was) a virgin.
b) I'd think her family would hate me and disown their daughter for wanting to date me but turns out they actually support me and believe I really have potential. Apparently her father was in a similar position as I was till he met his wife.
c) She's cute as hell
d) She's a fucking doctor, I'm fucking a doctor.
e) She's loved me since highschool but didn't want to force me. Me being practically invisible to society made it hard for her to communicate with me too.

How jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
I'm about to unload a dumptruck of jelly on your ass.

[Ayahuasca No.]

>>10286001
２元気４う

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286070

ユ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
You forgot to finish with the part where you woke up from your warm dream cold and alone in your parents basement still NEETing it up and decided to tell us about your dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285316
Two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
btw i'm a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286105
Please don't misuse one of /jp/'s Great Memes.

[Wintermoot !!kWM0hb9oFSL No.]

light some fireworks and kill time on the internet.
Probably study up on moonspeak.
Currently working on memorizing Katakana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
Normally I would wave off stuff like this but I couldn't ask for anything more perfect than this.
There isn't enough peanut butter to match my jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285984
To do at all costs:
-Tae Kim's grammar guide
-Core 2000
This doesn't seem to be much but I don't have much free time due to university.

I feel like I could tackle the JLPT N2/N3 by next winter if I made a better use of my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285649
>>10286048
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTXEF-WVzQQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286170
Thank you for responding and good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285654
>>10285664
>>10285668
i love this guy

[Wintermoot !!kWM0hb9oFSL No.]

>>10285668
do you have BALLS OF STEEL?

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to masturbate to my favorite doujin and cum when the countdown reaches zero. I think other /jp/sies should do this so that none of us will be alone on new years, we will know that we are cumming together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10287062
My countdown will expire in 2 hours.

Which timezone should we use? I would like to sync-cum with you.

Should we make a sync-cum thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know any good anime new years movies? I'm not in the right mood at all yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>10287395
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6-aCCqCc_0

[Anonymous No.]

>>10287062
This is a good "/jp/ in a nutshell" post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10287404
What the hell man ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10287216
Everyone uses EST
If you use a different time zone then you are wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>10287448
I very am sorry. Please excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

Partying.

[Anonymous No.]

partying

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
i feel happy for you anon. it's actually uplifting to know that not everyone on this board will be having a terrible new year's.

[Anonymous No.]

Either drinking with my family, or watching chinese cartoons with my friends.
Doushio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
I'm super happy for you anon. Not even jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
I wish you the best, truly.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, when I went out just now my mother said out of the blue that she'd tell my aunt that I was sick so they wouldn't come in and kidnap me.

Crisis averted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
Better start tapping into that "potential".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
I feel like I have heard this story somewhere before.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll probably watch a national geographic documentary about prisons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048
This thread just turned fake and gay

[Anonymous No.]

cuddling, getting drunk with and prolly fucking my gf

[Anonymous No.]

Watching the Twilight Zone marathon with my dad

[Anonymous No.]

3 months ago, my junior from my highschool is trying to keep in touch with me. It was very awkward to see her with my current state compare to my former self so i am reluctant to meet her and turn her invite to go out few times. But she is very persistent and even barge to my apartment just to find me, yes i am an idiot for telling her where i live, where i hid my extra house key, etc but i am really bad in socializing and i just answer all her question including how pathetic i am now. I have been hanging out with her for 3 months, from accompanying her shopping, watching movie, dinner,etc. In this period of time my wallet is crying because i dont work so it is normal that i am broke. In addition i sworn to be a neet for life yet this woman has broke my vow as well yet i cant say i am not happy about this, in fact i am enjoying the time i spend with her.
Anyway tl;dr at the end of new year eve, that would be around 11:59 pm i will be confessing my love to her and hopefully she will reject me so that i can go back to my old life. Regardless how it turns out, it is a win win situation for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play a MMO to feel less alone but they all look like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290464

Poorly formatted; didn't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290464
turn down her invite, barge into and lots of error but i aint gonna fix all of that. I guess i should go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290464

When I read this, I thought you had said ``3 months ago, my janitor from my highschool kept trying to touch me".

I assumed you were being molested but I'm happy you're okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290464
you gonna stick it in her?

[Anonymous No.]

in japan here. will be watching/fapping to kohaku like every year.

no korean dogs this year.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe shower, fap, eat something, sleep.
Probably not in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

Have a drink, make a resolution, and watch the ball drop. If anything else happens I'll probably go with the flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290464
Dont do it bro, based on my experience that bitch just broke up in a relationship and need a man to fill in their void. Once they have found a new target, she will ditch you.

[Anonymous No.]

my new years resolution are no faps and not trying to drink myself to death every friday.

i don't get how people can say alcohol is social. it makes you do terrible socially unacceptable things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290518
Right, I forgot to put "cry a little" in there.
Man, that's going to be a busy day.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate this time fo the year

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290559
Way to many holidays close together, its terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

browsing /jp/

eat delicious shit with my family

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Drinking for the first time in two weeks or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290594
Its good you're taking some time off the booze, instead of pigging out like you were.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10290600
I unintentionally got really drunk the last time I drank because it was the first time I had drank while not being on Effexor for quite a long time. Being on it increased my alcohol tolerance a lot, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290559
>>10290576
Well, there is a reason why they call it the Holiday Season.

[Anonymous No.]

My girlfriend and wine, losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290604
Well I don't think theres really anything wrong with drinking to much, just as long as you aren't completely blacking out or throwing your guts up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290623
Liver damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290645

Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290649
You will when your liver fails. It's like a toilet backing up, only in your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290645
>>10290659
You're on /jp/, why would you think anyone gives a damn about their health here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290662
If you didn't care about your health, you would be out banging girls and living dangerously instead of hiding in your room where it is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

My birthday is on New Years, so I'll be celebrating that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290667
I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion, but I think its time for you to leave, normal.

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of sort of drink a lot. But I never get drunk, throw up, or get hangovers. Am I still in the safe zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290691
How much is a lot? 5+ standard drinks daily for many years is around the point where you'd start to worry about potential liver problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290701

Not him, but what about 15+ standard drinks on rare occasions?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm from Sydney so I'll be watching the NYE fireworks at 9PM and 12AM on tv followed by watching simultaneous broadcasts of SBS PopAsia (4 hours of non-stop Asian pop music) and the MBC Dayo Gaejeon. Good times.

What is your NY wish /jp/? Mine is pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290711
Almost definitely fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290711
Should be fine, unless you injure yourself while drunk. People tend to see alcoholic liver disease as a bigger problem than it is. Of course there are still a range of other associated health problems.

[Anonymous No.]

Visiting the Sandwich Nazi and smoking weed after, not unlike my birthday this year actually

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna have new year's dinner with bros and then probably gonna get drunk as fuck with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290714

Why don't you find an empty roof somewhere and watch them from there?
It shouldn't be hard to do and you wouldn't have to talk to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10289062
That's my image and I never gave you permission to use it in such a stupid way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290803
Fucking deal with it King of Nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

masturbating

or maybe taking a big watery shit because i am quite ill right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10289753
False sense of security

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290737
Whats a sandwich nazi

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to a pub.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont know right now but ill probably be hanging out on /jp/ like i usually am unless someone says something mean to me and wrecks my day and then ill just be laying in bed waiting for 2013 to come

[Anonymous No.]

>>10291285
you're bad

[Anonymous No.]

Fireworks with my family, listening to c83 music and fapping all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

I love reading a thread where half the backlinks are dead.

Definitely no overmoderation going on around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10291308

Oh, I also forgot to mention watching the 紅白 rebroadcast on a local station with my grandmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10291317
Are there any new year's party streaming like the one from that club last year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10291310
Definitely a lot of people got banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10291310
Are you fucking new? Half the reason the /a/rchive and Easymodo existed was so you could read an average thread straightforwardly when the mods did their job (often).

This is a return to the good old days.

[Anonymous No.]

Made the stupid decision to see the fireworks and for lack of a better option went into town.
Just got back after being stuck in there because I couldn't fit on the train.
A Sudanese guy was running and bumped my bad shoulder, now it hurts. Also I think I stepped in vomit.
Happy new year, /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

- Go to first day morning mass with my whole family
- Stay at home

Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292207

I think you know the answer to that, padawan.

[Anonymous No.]

I didnt sleep last night. So I will probably go to bed at about 6pm and sleep for 13 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292207
Stay home, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292220
Okay but what excuse? They:ll be sure to persuade if not, force me to go to mass with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292248
Tell them they don't deserve your presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292248

Isn't mass something people do at Christmas, not New Year?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's see...
>Make food for myself.
>Sit in my dark apartment waiting for nothing.
>Be alone.
>Get craazyeeehhh drunk.
>Talk to random shit like my furnitures or so.
>Pass out somewhere in the apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292248

What are you, 14? Do they send you to bed at a set time too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292251
Hm, good idea.

>>10292259
They also have to go for first day of new year as well. Don't ask me why.

>>10292283
I'm afraid that's impossible since I live far away from my families/relatives (I live alone in an apartment). I wish I could live with them so that they could wake me up and not missing out on school/work.
I just want a resolvable excuse so that they won't bother me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292307

Say you are ill and don't want anyone to catch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292307
Can I come live with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292308
Damn nice. Why didn't I think of that?

>>10292338
No, I like living alone. I even kicked my friends out because I wanted to live alone.

[None !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

No need to leave the house during Comiket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290464
So i get rejected, been pull over by cops because they think i am a pedophile(the girl is 145 cm) and the petrol that i am suppose to be using to go back to my hometown is almost finish. My dad will fucking kill me. What a good start for a new year, i should not have believe that anything good comes from a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10286048

So much samefagging. Be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll sell the plot of forest I've had since birth and travel to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I just went to get breakfast and the first thing my family tells me is:

>Hey anon, promise to get yourself a girlfriend this year

And then they wonder why I'm in my room all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Celebrate with my mom and dad.
Beg them to let me stay for another year.
Go back to my room to play Saki on my PSP while browsing /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I just slept through new years. I think the rest of the family paid a visit while I was out cold.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm no longer a fatasfatass.

I will be playing Melty Blood all night.

[Anonymous No.]

Being in the kitchen with mum helping her cook all the new year food. See you in a few hours /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

This is how I spent it so far, I'm very happy at the moment.
P.S sorry for the shitty quality ...

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year, punks.

[Anonymous No.]

Around midnight? I'll probably be playing Guild Wars 2

[Anonymous No.]

Getting drunk of course.

Once I drink enough to the point where I start getting all maudlin and sentimental, I'll put on some Warren Zevon or Mountain Goats and cry while looking at images of my favorite eroge heroines.
Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

getting ready for my life to start over in the new year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293543
hell yeah brofist bro

me and the goons are gonna be chillin' at the wubwub atop a castle drinking to the mayhem below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10291003
he's a guy famous for making great sandwiches and being "rude" to customers.

/watch?v=YycL3Bjtf3s

[Anonymous No.]

Drunkposting probably.

[Anonymous No.]

My gf is throwing a party. Shit's going to be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293503

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293573
What server are you on?

[Anonymous No.]

Sitting here alone chatting with my long distance girlfriend... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Have to spend it with my parents eating inordinate amounts of delicious cheese fondue. It's going to be delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293626
>long distance girlfriend
Lucky you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293503
Does kimi ni todoke even cared about by anyone these days? it seems virtually nonexistent after the anime was done.

at first it was all funny with memes and shit but now no one remembers or cares about that show. Pretty forgettable to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293626
I feel pretty lucky to have a non-long distance boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to work out for a bit, eat chinese food with my family (tradition), come back on 4chan and forget about how I'm going to turn my life around in 2013. Well, I did quit my job so that's a start.

[Anonymous No.]

New years resolutions are stupid. Why does it take the end of the year/beginning to make someone set a goal when you could have done it that whole time last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293673
How did you meet him?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293703
/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Drinking heavily and hoping that I die in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293705
Did you draw that on or is that some sort of application

[Anonymous No.]

i gonna post on /jp/ all night long !

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293716
fug u

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293656
This is our second lonely New Year together. 2 more until she graduates high school and comes to live with me ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Playing Mount&Blade NW.
Maybe some Dawn of War 2 aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293608
maguuma

wanna join the party broski?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290496
It's ``'', not ``".

[Anonymous No.]

toasting to /jp/'s greatest pairing

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293796
Napoleonic Wars is my favorite game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10285275
wasn't it on the 31st? I remember you from a different thread. happy birthday, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293784
dude WHAT the FUCK are you a pedophile? she's got to be a sophomore which means you went out with here when she was 13

[Anonymous No.]

>>10295006
13 is old as shit and unwanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290559
Yeah, me too.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy New Year friends!

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

Happy New Year!

[Anonymous No.]

Happy years /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's shooting guns now.

I guess it's a new year.

[Anonymous No.]

TIME TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND

Just one more refresh.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year's everyone!

>>10296351
I'm glad I live in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw eating chicken and drinking beer on new year's

[Anonymous No.]

Reading a VN by myself like I have been the past 4 New Years in a row.

I almost feel sad about it but not really.

[Anonymous No.]

2204, so far nothing has happened that would indicate people coming to kidnap me. The neighbors have been setting off fireworks since it became dark.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy GNU Year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296391
This is how I'm spending my GNU Year.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy New Year NSJ!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296410
Disgusting cat fetishist.

[Anonymous No.]

playing bioshock 2/dota 2

[Anonymous No.]

>What will you be doing

At the moment I'm trying to keep my dogs from being too scared by all the dumb fireworks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296646
shit 'games

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I watched some of the the "Ryan Seacrest's Rockin eve" with my mom. We watched it pretty much every year since I was a kid.

I hope Dick Clark is rolling over in his grave right now and cursing him, along with all the other faggotty faggot shit they did to it. RIP Dick.

Also got a thinkpad 380X today. (The thing is from 1998)

Holy fuck, it was running windows98. This is my first experience with windows98, and I got to say, what a horrible piece of shit.

Been installing debian for about an hour now I think. So far so good, it's just selecting and installing packages right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296713

Thinkpad 380-XD actually.

Got it for free too.

[Anonymous No.]

I can hear my neighbors across the street setting off fireworks. I can even see the light from them against my blinds as I type this. I always thought those girls who lived there were pure, because they go to a religious school. Today as I took an evening drive I saw one getting out of the car of some guy, at the back of her house. She probably snuck out to be with him.

What a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10289122

>oh god their ears suck, they should get some ears like mine. the music has too low bit rate

That's legitimately pretty fucking funny and creative.

>>10296735

You'll never have forbidden teenage sex. Does that feel good knowing that?

I also got people banging pots and pans out my door at midnight. There's pretty much always someone doing that around here on new years. A few years we had some people light homemade fireworks. I would too if you didn't have to drive out of state to get them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296722
>380-XD

It suits you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296747
Yes, much like the knowledge I'll never murder a teenager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296787
is never too late to start

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296747
Childhood sex seems more exciting and I do regret never doing it, when I was no older than 12 or 13. Regardless, there are still 45 minutes until midnight here, so I don't know why they're shooting off fireworks. The neighbors next to them have been shooting off fireworks since 8PM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296783

Does it?

That 4GB HDD, 64MB of RAM, and 266MHz 32bit intel-inside™ processor is just too sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

.......

[Anonymous No.]

>fireworks
Maybe I should buy some next year.

[Anonymous No.]

Family is coming over this year... ugh.

Luckily, one of my cousin is kind of a NEET too and loves to play MMOs and fighting games just like me so we'll get something going for the evening instead of having to hear pointless and uninteresting chatter.

I want to bone her so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296835

>her
>NEET
>loves to play MMOs and fighting games

Lucky. Cousin fucking isn't seen as that bad in most of the world, you should do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296840
>Cousin fucking isn't seen as that bad

Maybe if you're a redneck, or from Tasmania.

[Anonymous No.]

It took me 10 minutes to log onto my shell. What the actual fuck. I can't remember the last time I've been this drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296835
>kind of a NEET
I don't even want to bother finding an anime reaction pic for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296853

NJ.

I don't know, sure most people see it as "gross", but I don't think many people seriously care or think it's a big deal. They might use it to bust your balls or something a few times, but at the end of the day I just don't think anyone really cares.

I mean, I'd fuck my cousin.

Who wouldn't under the right circumstances, unless they were extreme normal-fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296867
NJ here. I'd fuck cousin and sister if given the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296882
>>10296867
are you cousins

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296840
My aunt has a huge family of fifteen kids, six of them being adopted. I get boners from the girls who are younger than me. I wonder how they'll grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296840

I doubt it would be possible, she has a few "problems" which would either make her start to scream for help or make her hide in a corner and cry if I did anything too lewd on her.

Her company is enough for me tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296890

So we've over-stepped the line of just incest, and now we're talking about mentally retarded relatives at that?

Wait a second, is she like 9 or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296890
That's not a problem, it's normal for people to scream for help or hide in a corner when you try to rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea where my last 6 hours disappeared. It's 8 in the morning I've got to take my dog out for a walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296906
Breed?

Sorry, it seems like that's the only kind of question I can come up with now..

[Anonymous No.]

Just heard my neighbors counting down, I guess that means it's the new year now.

Happy New Year, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296901

Yeah, you could say that.

And no, she is 22 this year.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a crush on my cousin. Because now I'm more conscious about me wanting to bone her, I feel more embarrassed about those selfish and childish acts of mine when we were little. She's older than me too, so I'm sure she remembers them and has an impression that I will always be that unfriendly spoiled brat.

Sorry for blogging, I just wan to let this out.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to fuck my aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

1st day of 2013 and you guys are talking about fucking. Stay decent /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296953
Suck my cock, sis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296953
Thanks for bumping the thread so I get to read about people talking about fucking you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296953
It's different with family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296915
Long-haired dachshund. He's both the most infuriating and the best friend I've ever had.

If you're looking for a change, get a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296963
Until it gets old and stops caring about you and sleeps all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296960
>>10296956
>>10296955
I never said it was a bad thing you big meanies. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

Now, can somebody tell me why I want to fuck my cousins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296976
It is a bad thing. This thread is full of normies who can't get past their primal urges to fuck something 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296981
You can expect /jp/ to overcome an urge of theirs about as much as you can expect a cat to bark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297008
Cool projecting, dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297008
This guy pretty much nailed it. I doubt anyone here will have sex, let alone with family. That doesn't mean it's not interesting to talk and fantasize about.

[Anonymous No.]

I only have one female cousin and she's 13 or 14 I think. She acts like a typical spoiled teenage girl, but she's cute. She doesn't really acknowledge me at family get togethers though, and I don't think she likes me, probably because I never say much at those parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297020
If we try hard enough. One day we have to wake up and say, "no 4chan today I got to find a gf."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297037
It is not something obtained over a day. Plus, there is always mobile 4chan.

No excuse there. and Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297037
Why do you make it sound like it's a positive goal or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297037
why would I want to do that though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297037
I would only want a girlfriend if she is under thirteen.

[Anonymous No.]

I really don't give a shit if my fellow /jp/ers get laid, but I hope they end up getting together with the kind of people they deserve.

The whole 3DPD thing has always seemed like a bunch of bullshit to me. There are shitty women and men in this world, it's ridiculous to think that only women are capable of being assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297063
Female spotted, go the fuck away whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297065
You're a funny guy, I'll kill you last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297063
3DPD covers both men and women though, it's not 3DWPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297063
>think that only women are capable of being assholes.

It's not just women, I view men (including myself) as pig disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297063
Hey to each there own. I personally think and like all women. Its just that drawn girls are really purdy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297063
The whole 3DPD thing was never /jp/ in the first place. It's always been repeated by braindead meme spammers from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297051
If you ever think the day will ever come that eroge everyday won't satisfy your desire for companionship (assuming that you have any,) then you would do well to invest effort into it for the future.

Otherwise, carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297084
The only 3D I'm interested in posting would get me banned, so I don't see why not to embrace the whole 3DPD thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297089
eroge to me has been more intimate than the relationships i have, because it's unadulterated fantasy.

actual relationships are more like jobs than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297084
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297092
This is what I'm talking about. How is it disgusting if you're interested in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297093
It does have its pluses and minuses.

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.]

I went to a shitty party with my older sister and my mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296976
oh shit, I think I derailed the thread, sorry about that, let's start over, hi my name is quagmire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297089
I've always thought of it as if I meet someone right for me, great, if not, no big loss. I'm not going to actively look for that right person. If it's meant to be, we'll find each other one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

I watched Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve with my mom and then she went to bed. Now I'm studying Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

a case of beer and the twilight zone marathon on tv

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297100
it's more a point of principle for me.

do you remember when /b/ was anime/random?

that's when it was best right? what's ruining it is people posting shit that 99% of the world population is interested in (vanilla porn) which attracts more people and ultimately leading to a mainstream website full of fuckwits.

3dpd is a fundamental rejection of 3d content because it's a stepping stone to making the board ultimately a shittier place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297100
maybe in the same way everyone slows down to look at car accidents? or maybe it's a shame thing? like, he's not interested in 3d but his body still reacts to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297127
Do you really adjust your tastes in real life to help the 'culture' of a board on the internet? I think it's fine if loli is discussed here. It wouldn't be the first time, nor would it be the last time. Many, many people here are interested in those kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297100
Be banned is disgusting. 2D has no negative side effects. You don't go to jail, you don't suffer from heart break, you don't have children you spend your life savings on only to have them abandon you when you are 80. Whenever I think of 3D I just think of all the disgusting pig consequences of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297135
i don't adjust anything, i just don't want it on /jp/ when i can find it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297144
oh fuck we're talking about loli all of a sudden?

cause that's been done to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10296713
Yeah, it's pretty terrible now. Did you watch Psy perform? It was really awkward when Ryan Seacrest talked to him afterward and he was having trouble with English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297135
Not that guy, but my tastes are pretty flexible, and too much faggotry can sour me on something if I only kind of liked it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297108

>Implying it's Dick Clark's Rockin eve anymore.

That faggot took over and ever since the entire things been nothing but faggotry. Completely ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10290464

i want an update on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297161
I know but that's still the name of the show officially (Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest). That's why I called it that. But yes it makes me mad to watch parts of it. The shit about voting for who Jenny McCarthy would kiss made me feel embarrassed and I didn't want to watch anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297169

>>10292638 might be him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297181
holy fug that is fugged up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10292638
I hope you learned your lesson.
I'm still sorry to hear that. I was rooting for you, that maybe somewhere for some people, 3D isn't so bad. But we learn best the hard way.

Anyway, at least you have us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10295006
She was 14 and she confessed to me. Also in my country I can legally date and sleep with a 14 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297209
I'm sure her love is totally real

all the best

[Anonymous No.]

i love her

[Anonymous No.]

Coincidentally, one of my cousins just came over to spend the night. She said her house had too many people because her sister's friends are sleeping there, drunk. When she walked in I asked if she wanted to try any of the barbecue sauce I was making, but she declined.

Within ten minutes of her walking in, she brushed her teeth and went to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I spent it with my long distance boyfriend! yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297225
go back to /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297253
She's drunk. Jump on her, she wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297273
I don't think she's drunk, she's just a 12 year old girl awake well past her normal bedtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297254
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297285
Well jump on her anyway.

[sage No.]

>>10297298
Why is Yukari crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297254
I did too, but he ruined it like every other time
Good lord I need to move on
Glad you had fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297305
cuz she doesnt have a qt bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297302
She went to sleep with my mother, I don't think I could do that.

[sage No.]

>>10297306
We did not do anything really special, we just talked to each other like usual which is nice enough.

You can do it Cirno-chan! Ganbatte ne!

[Anonymous No.]

my roomate just brought his asian girlfriend back from a party

im currently masturbating to her moans in the room next to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297318
>>10297305
accidentally put sage in namefield twice, how embarrassing
now he is probably laughing at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297313
You're lying mister, no nephew goes to sleep with her aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297325
Record it for us. Use vocaroo.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Regu5Y2rof

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297225
I love you for loving Mokou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297332
What? There's no nephew here. My cousin always always sleeps with my mother when she visits here. To be honest, I think my mother tells her to sleep with her.

[Anonymous No.]

leaning... leaning...
safe and secure from all harm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297374
>>10297381
I spent two days adding mods to Skyrim, and in the end I didn't even play it and wen for GW2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297390
sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297335
funny chain of events
i went to crack my door to make it easier to hear them, but i forgot my door is really creaky when you use it slowly, so i barely cracked it and stopped thinking "oh no they will figure out im actually home right now" so i tried to masturbate but every time she stopped moaning i would get soft, it honestly wasnt that stimulating so i brought up some porn on my laptop so i can just hurry and get it over with so i can go back to playing persona 3 well anyway i get done and then im like uh oh i need to close my door but its creaky and i guess the first time they were too into it to notice the creaky sounds but right when i closed my door i heard them get quiet so im hoping they were either done fucking and i had bad timing or that they didnt hear it

either way it was really boring
this isnt the first time ive masturbated to a roommate fucking but its still never fun, its just fun to do something without someone knowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297419
Yeah. I once watched a neighbor girl unpack into her new apartment topless for 3 hours. It was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297423
How do you people find stuff like this? I've never seen anyone outside of my family nude in real life. The only lewd thing I've seen from another person in real life was a cousin's panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10297466
I was living in the cheapest apartment in town. The second cheapest was in an old house next door. She didn't realize people could see her. I got lucky, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

Twilight Zone is still on

[Anonymous No.]

>>10293503
how sweet, good luck.