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/jp/ in a nutshell.

>> No.10360633

>>10360627
It's going actually quite well for her. Most people don't even graduate from university.

>> No.10360644
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>>10360633
then it is worse than i imagined

>> No.10360654

>>10360644
I don't get it.

>> No.10360662

>>10360654
newfag detected

>> No.10360663

>>10360633
Well, she probably did some liberal arts shit like studying music.

>> No.10360664

Keep it real Mio.

>> No.10360665
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that feelio dude

that feelio

>> No.10360669

Mio has a nose?

>> No.10360671

>>10360669
why would anyone not have a nose?

>> No.10360682

>>10360662
I doubt it. I've been here for years.

>> No.10360690

>>10360627
>>10360665

This doujin broke my heart then I fapped to her fat thighs and felt better.

>> No.10360691

>>10360627
That series K-On dojin gave me feels in the sad tragic kind of way. Also none of the sex them were appealing instead was all rather demeaning.

>> No.10360696

>>10360627
i bet her health hasn't deteriorated yet. that feel when you've slept 10 hours, and you're still sluggish the whole day. every day you just keep getting more sluggish. struggle to keep eyes open and focused, you can feel death is coming

>> No.10360698

>>10360696

I don't know that feeling because I'm not sixty years old.

Stop over-exaggerating.

>> No.10360703

>>10360698
I'm 24 actually. this sedentary lifestyle can't be good. 24 hours a day, only sitting down or laying down. been like this for 4 years now. it was bound to come bite me in the ass eventually.

>> No.10360704

>>10360703

It won't have any trouble finding it I'm sure.

>> No.10360709

>>10360703
it will get better once you starts school

>> No.10360712

>>10360703
Do you live in a sealed metal box?

>> No.10360720

>>10360704
speaking of that, I'm impressed that I'm not obese. I weigh 130 lbs at 5'2", I don't eat particularly healthy food. About the only "exercise" I get is masturbation, sometimes several times a day. And drinking lots of water. But you know what they say, just because you're not fat doesn't mean you're healthy.

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>>10360720
Masturbation doesn't qualify as exercise.

>> No.10360734

>>10360720
the actual body fat is based on percentage. just because you are light doesn't make you not fat. i was 126lb 3yrs ago and had my body checked, find out i as obese with more than 20% body fat.

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>>10360703
I know that feeling, dude. Sleep is irregular, eyesight getting worse, hearing problems, worsening motor skills, slow reaction time, terrible anxiety, terrible depression, eating disorders, breathing problems and some stuff that doesn't come to mind. I feel like my body is deteriorating rapidly.

>> No.10360749

>>10360734
that's probably true. most of my muscle has probably been replaced with fat

>> No.10360758

>>10360728
that's why I put it in quotations. it's relatively more stimulating than sitting down, increased blood flow and all that stuff. but you know, sperm production does require a whole lot of energy.

>> No.10360764

>>10360644
drugs.gif

>> No.10360771

>>10360728
The penis is made of muscle. Therefore, masturbation must be exercise.

>> No.10360778

>>10360749
Just take short walks man, 10-20 minutes a day. If you don't like people go in the early morning like 1 AM.

>> No.10360780

>>10360771
Yeah you just keep telling yourself that.

>> No.10360782

>>10360728
Maybe you're not doing it right? I burn at least 1000 calories every time I masturbate. (Each session usually lasts 4-7 hours)

>> No.10360800

>>10360782
What are doing swats-thrusts while your wanking. Also 4-7 hours that is crazy.

>> No.10360808

>>10360800
If you're not masturbating for at least 4 hours every time you probably don't belong here.

>> No.10360818
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>>10360703
Pretty much the same situation as me. I went to uni and burned out 2 years in because I followed my friends into a major I never really cared for. After that I just signed up for unrelated easy 1-2000 level online courses and burned away my scholarship money while I sat on my ass at home and worked maybe 3-4 hours a week for a good 3-4 years.

Now whenever I try to study something difficult my brain just shuts down on me and refuses to learn. Hell, I can't even work up the motivation to play games anymore, and when I do I just feel guilty because I'm not working. The irony is that for some reason I don't feel guilty when I'm shitposting on 4chan or watching TV all day.

At least I'm not fat or ugly, I guess.

>> No.10360831

>>10360818
>friends
>feel guilty because I'm not working
You really don't belong here, please kill yourself out of /jp/.

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>> No.10360850

>>10360831
I haven't had any friends for years and we only hung out like once a month, if that, and it was always awkward.

Are you still mad?

>> No.10360853

>>10360808
I'll spend a good two hour masturbating because that is the most I can afford because I have nephew milling about the house.

>> No.10360856

>>10360850
Now you are just trying to hard to fit in.

>> No.10360858

>>10360856
Trying hard or hardly trying?

>> No.10360860

>>10360842
Bazinga!

>> No.10360862

>>10360853
Why don't you get your nephew to help you? That's the /jp/ way of doing things.

>> No.10360863

Are there any good manga that aren't fully focused on the ero side of things, but also contain sex scenes when the time is appropriate? For example something like Gantz but when its implied they have sex with a few nude panels, they actually have sex

>> No.10360864

>>10360842
Lel

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>>10360862
No, I'd rather not. Some things are best left separate.

>> No.10360869

>>10360863
Ask /a/.

>> No.10360867

>>10360862
That's the normalfag way of doing things.

>> No.10360873

>>10360869
No thanks

>> No.10360876

>>10360869
>Ask /a/.
Why anyone would willingly enter that shithole is beyond me.

>> No.10360877
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>>10360863
Yeah, it's called going to baka-updates and sorting manga by the Adult category and rating. Pick something near the top.

Off the top of my head, Ressentiment and Punpun would fit that, but I don't know how you got past the /jp/ security if you haven't already read those two.

>> No.10360878

>>10360876
For the same reason to why someone goes to /jp/

>> No.10360883

>>10360878
I can't take it easy on /a/

>> No.10360882

>>10360878
But I only come to /jp/ ironically.

>> No.10360890

>>10360863
>ates and sorting manga by the Adult category and rating. Pick something near the top.
try eden, it goes very close to what you were describing

>> No.10360914

>>10360890
I'll second this recommendation as it's a goddamn masterpiece even if the plot gets wonky in the latter part, but please prepare for cute girls dying.

Lots of them.

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>that feel when your life is a joke
>that feel when you blame your parents
>that feel when you put yourself above others
>that feel when you think you're entitled to love because you've had a hard life
>that feel when you are mean to other people just so you can feel better
>that feel when you think you're special
>that feel when you laugh at other peoples problems because you think yours are bigger
>that feel when you pretend you care about girls but you're really just a pervert and you want to fuck them
>that feel when your ears automatically turn off in every argument and you always convince yourself you're right
>that feel when you get violent every time you drink
>that feel when you're constantly mad and bitter 24/7
>that feel when you can't remember the last time you were happy
>that feel when you keep day dreaming imagining a new life somewhere else
>that feel when you lack the willpower to go anywhere
>that feel when this is your life

>> No.10360982

>>10360967
stop quoting me

>> No.10360984

>>10360982
How about I kick your scrawny nerd ass instead?

>> No.10360987

>>10360984
I'd welcome it but would probably end up killing you.

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