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10690249 No.10690249[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you taking your own life right now, /jp/?

>> No.10690258

Because the new season of game of thrones just came out

>> No.10690264

Because you touch yourself at night

>> No.10690271

Why won't you stop making shitty threads, Anon?

>> No.10690276

Taking my own life where? It's fine where it is

>> No.10690277

Cause suicide is for cowards. I'll just wither, thanks.

>> No.10690281

>>10690277
>suicide is for cowards

It's one of the hardest things a human can do. Try it.

>> No.10690278

Because I have a false sense of hope that life might not turn out to be shit. When that hope disappears, so will I.

>> No.10690290

I'm already dying and I'd rather not jeopardize my chances of reaching gensokyo by accidentally killing myself improperly or potentially mutilating myself in a manner that would make touhous find me ugly when I get there.

>> No.10690293

>>10690281
Hardly. Killing yourself is easy and takes away the pain from living life, there's very many ways to instantly and painlessly kill yourself.

>> No.10690294

Because I'm currently back on the upswing after a depressive episode. Ask again in a couple of weeks.

>> No.10690306

>>10690293
Possibly, but the majority of them have a moderate or good chance of inflicting great pain if you fail. Nothing's fool proof.

>> No.10690311

>>10690306
Well sure. I never said otherwise, just that killing yourself is a cowardly move the vast majority of the time.

>> No.10690318

>>10690306
That's not really the thing that keeps people from killing themselves. If you really wanted to do it then you would do it right. You can't fuck up a gun shot through the eye socket. Anything else is just asking for attention, like overdosing.

>> No.10690328

Because I still cling to the belief that things may change.

>> No.10690333
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I just downloaded the first season of k-on.

Should I kill myself?

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>>10690333
>333

Damn I'm good.

>> No.10690341

>>10690333
Don't forget to do a status update on facebook
Here let me help:

"just downloaded the first season of kon lol I'm such a weeb. goin to bed soon txt the cell. I love you melissa.

>> No.10690347

Because I need to die while deployed so my family receives money. Also, why take the chance of dying in a boring room when I could die by explosion... much more glorious.

>> No.10690351

>>10690340
Fuck off, Trevor. Stop taking credit for my epic trips.

>> No.10690354

>>10690347
You know you need to be in service for 10 straight years for that, right?

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>>10690351
My image my trips, sis.

>> No.10690366

>>10690249
I'll eventually do it and take some moralfags with me.

>> No.10690379

Exactly so I got ten years left till I die!

>> No.10690398

I don't want to die without sucking dicks at least once in my life. That's why.

>> No.10690401

Wait sorry I meant 8, 2 down!!!!

>> No.10690407

>>10690398
You could probably fulfill that wish in, like, a night or two. That's not a good enough excuse to stop you from killing yourself.

>> No.10690414

>>10690347

you're the best at dying in this thread

>> No.10690424

>>10690293
>there's very many ways to instantly and painlessly kill yourself.
Good luck getting the items to do so.
Also you need a lot of courage; you're literally throwing everything away. I think it's a very logical and noble thing to do.

>> No.10690454

>>10690424
It takes quite literally the opposite of courage. You're running away from anything that could possibly hurt you or cause you pain or sadness. It's a coward's move plain and simple.

>> No.10690504

>>10690454
It depends.

>> No.10690512

>>10690504
I do actually agree it depends. I just mean the majority of people who kill themselves, though. If you've been in the hospital for months in horrible pain and just want life to be over, I don't consider that cowardly so much as understandable. If you've been struck with horrible depression for years, I also consider this understandable. If you somehow sacrifice yourself to save others (though life isn't a jrpg, this usually doesn't happen) it's noble.

If you're just unhappy with life and not clinically depressed and won't make any effort to make your life better, than to me suicide is the coward's way out.

>> No.10690527
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10690527

No life to take.

>> No.10690544

>>10690527
God I love Cossette so fucking much.

>> No.10690545
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>>10690544
So do I.

>> No.10690550

Shit at everything I do, regardless of the amount of practice I put in. I can only stare at the ceiling and masturbate properly.

What a boring life I live, but I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

>> No.10690578
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>>10690545
Why is there still no figurine of her?
I cry myself to bed each night knowing she will always exist only in the digital and paper world.

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>>10690578
I would kill for a good figure, but one of her wearing the cape would so damn sexy.

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